#it may be an autism thing but. the small bit of time where im like this feel more like how people describe adhd than autism descriptions

[confused-alpaca]

i feel like i have part time adhd. i dont think thats how its supposed to work

[dr-spectre]

My Splatoon Idol Headcanons!

Im so normal about them, like totally...... (note, some of them may be more serious than lighthearted so keep that in mind. i have warned you.)

Callie

Has ADHD 

Got a permanent version of the octopus tattoo that she keeps hidden with make-up when on stage. She sees it as a reminder that she has grown and to always believe that she is loved and to never listen to the dark thoughts that lie in her head

Hides most of her issues from everyone no matter how big or small because she’s scared to upset her family and friends. She'll only tell what's going on with her if someone REALLY presses her about it 

Always talks to Frye after each Splatfest loss to make sure she’s okay. She cheered extremely loudly when Team Bucket List won

Can be kind of clingy around her friends and family 

Marie

Is on the autism spectrum but has not told anyone due to feeling shame about it 

Considers Agent 3 family and treats them extremely nicely. She knew what happened to them in the Deepsea Metro

Massive Pokémon fan 

Constantly worries about Callie and was told by her that she willingly left with the Octarians. Marie checks up on her every day and needs to make a call with her otherwise she’ll get fidgety and restless 

Best friends with Marina and Big Man and they hang out when their schedules all line up

Pearl

Used to have an eating disorder that affected her health badly before she met Marina, she is currently working on eating better with Marina's help

Feels guilt and shame over being very rich and tries to do all she can to help out less fortunate people via charity and music 

Has sleeping problems and needs Marina to be in the same bed with her to fall asleep 

She still keeps up with the heavy metal scene and loves seeing new artists pop up

Loves outer space and being high in the air

Marina

Is on the autism spectrum and has told Pearl about it which she accepts and still loves her all the same

Wears her headphones as much as she can because she’s very sensitive to certain sounds and other sensations. If she becomes too overstimulated, she needs Pearl’s help to calm her down 

She loves to ramble on social media about her special interests and machinery

Is a workaholic and doesn’t like to relax for long periods of time, she must be doing something 

Wants to adopt Eight as her child but she hasn't gotten around to it or asked Eight about it due to her schedule

Shiver

Has a strained relationship with her father and mother and has low contact with them 

Has an addiction to juice and can chug down several boxes of it every day, she has kept this addiction hidden from Frye and Big Man but they have noticed an odd amount of juice boxes in the garbage 

Seeks companionship and deep connections with people badly but hides it with a cold exterior because she's scared of getting hurt or betrayed. She sometimes cries at night because she thinks she’s all alone and wants to be held 

Was an extreme perfectionist at high school and would get upset if she got decent or poor grades

Wears pajamas all the time at home and isn't the most hygienic 

Frye

Has a plushie collection that she keeps on her bed 

May have ADHD but she has not gotten a diagnosis for it yet 

Has issues with analysis paralysis and can never decide things easily 

Can be a bit too overbearing with her siblings but she means well and loves them to death 

Is deep down insecure about her appearance from seeing comments about her body online and trains her body constantly to feel good about herself 

Big Man

Is constantly overworked and wishes he could just relax

Has a vinyl collection where he has boxes upon boxes of vinyl records 

Is secretly a big fan of Off the Hook and the Squid Sisters 

He’s a pro bowling player and takes it VERY seriously even amongst friends 

Hates getting into arguments and gets very emotional even at the slightest of criticisms 

[titan-god-helios]

pt1 of oddly specific things that give me gender affirmation/euphoria (that may not be that odd but i didn’t expect them so shut up <3 /lh):

wallets !!!! a good stereotypically masculine wallet that’s small and leather and still has lots and lots of usability and looks like something a dad would use makes me feel so masculine !! love it

any type of trouser or bottoms with more than two pockets

windbreaker jackets - they make me go “FUCK YEEAAHH im such a boy a man a male tm yessir” and idk why they just do tho, even the fem ones to an extent

plantssss i love plants and they make me feel like a little gardner boy just yessss

energy drinks for some reason ???? they make the internal man dialogue of “IM A MANNN” go haywire so much

hairbands on my wrist and an excess of those wooden beaded bracelets or even stone beaded jewellery

cross earrings but just bc they look cool (i’m an atheist so yuh, i still love people who have religion too, y’all are awesome <3)

doing the thing with your hair where you take hair from one side and flip it on the other with one hand and its kind of like running your hand through your hair but with long hair…. esp of my other hand is on my hip and i scrunch my face ?!?!?!??!? so boyish i feel so good

dancing like an absolute idiot. i dont know why but every time i just do a little jig for myself by myself my gender is just like “yessssss you’re a boy frfr slay king”

watches !! big chunky analogue watches

following on from the last point, clocks too

mushroomsssss they make the more nonbinary side of me jump for joy cause like “yes ofc im a fucking forest goblin dude i love mushrooms im just a goblin guy leave me alone and let me love the shrooms”

sketching in public. it just doessss

camoflague clothing !! i mean this was probably obvious but when i came out to myself and i wore camo cargo pants (with loads of pockets mind you) i just freaked out in joy i felt so manly that day it was glorious

singing !! singing my favourite songs as low as i can go with it still sounding good

just being as stubborn as possible but in a non problematic (for the most part) way. like if you give me the option to make things easier and more convenient or not i’ll choose the harder option. idk it just makes me feel manly (is this toxic masculinity ?? i dont know but i try to remind myself that this only applies to non mental stuff so i don’t end up self-harming againnnn)

being unnecessarily overdressed

not brushing my hair till its perfectly untangled and just letting it be a bit wild - this came with me figuring out that my hair type is waywayway wavier/curlier than i thought my whole life and learning to take care of it the best i can whilst i have like zero products for waves/curls on hand and as a bonus i felt more masc !!

looking at the stretch marks underneath my boobs in the mirror. i have a large-ish chest i think (DD cup), plus i’m a lil chubby, so i have loads of stretch marks around my chest, and the ones underneath look like top surgery scars, so if i’m having a particularly rough day with my chest dysphoria i’ll look at em and feel a bit better

using my stim toys and accommodations with friends and by myself for my autism and adhd - being capable of taking care of myself finally makes me feel really confident and as a result quite masc as well

stimming by flipping my beaded bracelets between my fingers - this is specific to greek and possibly other cultures similar to greece but it’s typical for a lot of greek men to flip long-ish beaded loops (?? they’re not jewellery and specifically made for this but idk what they’re called so) between their fingers in a similar fashion, and it’s a thing that my dad does a lot when bored. whether neurodivergent or neurotypical it’s a very common thing for men and so doing it makes me not only feel good stimming but also feel manly as fuck ! it feels even better now that my mum saw me doing it once and said “what are you a man ??” and being closeted i had to say “idc im just flipping a bracelet why does it have to be gendered” BUT INSIDE I WAS SO HAPPY

playing card games - when i was younger and even now my dad and grandpa would let me sit in on their card games late at night when we visited them in greece and now when i play card games i always feel so calm and comforted and quietly masculine

drinkingggg now hear me out yes im a minor but i’m also half greek so as a result whenever my parents drink im allowed a bit too (under supervision ofc). anyway that out the way, i have a pretty fucking high alcohol tolerance and considering the fact that it comes from my dad (being asian, my mum’s tolerance is dogshit) plus the stereotypical “men can drink more” stuff i feel SO MANLYYYY when i can quite literally drink more than my dad and feel okay whilst he’s starting to be tipsy (just to clarify though, the stereotype is bullshit and should NOT be perpetuated as much as it is, at least with intent. you guys with low alcohol tolerances are just as manly !! maybe you’re even more manly than those with high tolerance !! and women with high tolerances, you’re still very fem and very cool and valid as a woman and those who aren’t binary or aligning you are valid as your gender or as no gender no matter what tolerance you have <33)

caring about myself more. and i don’t mean in a “i’m gonna have a nice fucking bath and be happy about it” way i mean in a “i’m going to feed myself well, drink lots of water, get good exercise and be respectful to myself at the very least” way. and also in the bath way. baths are nice

collecting shit !! idk dude but having a collection of dumb shit just makes me feel so masc and good cause i swear to the stars nearly every dude i’ve met and stepped into the house of has a collection of SOMETHING whether it’s games, books, rocks, crystals, cookbooks and recipies or art supplies or whatever makes them happy. like legit fucking anything and i like collecting stuff too so its a bonus !!

just being nice. just being a nice dude makes me feel so manly

being silly and myself and doing dumb shit and being unapologetic about it (im still working on being able to do this since i struggle a lot but when i can it feels so good !!)

being stupidly loyal to something equally stupid /pos. like yes i have had this stuffed animal since the dawn of time no i will never get rid of her. she’s a genderfuck lesbian rainbow tiger from buildabear workshop who goes by the name of Roxy i will never get rid of her >:(. and so what my ring is so rusty it makes my skin green every three days ?? i clean it and take it off when it gets out of control back off bitch its mine. why are you so concerned about my shoes ????? fuck you i like them how they are (falling apart and dishevelled, the sole is halfway off already and it hasn’t been even remotely okay since three years ago) and they still fit and work so i’ll wear them until i literally cannot anymore. its so fun and it’s such a “just some guy” activity AND it makes my autism goblin feel safe and good too so its great would reccommend

just talking about stuff i like and that makes me feel good but not to anybody in particular. maybe in my notes, maybe on tumblr (like right now !! i’m doing this one right now !!) maybe on my personal dm to myself. it just makes me feel like a boy i love it PLUS i dont actually have to stress about humans on the other end of it so i feel way more confident and comfortable and as a result even MORE manly !!

ice cream on cones. i will not elaborate

travelling and exploring !! like legit anywhere. as long as i’m moving from one place to another and exploring the world i feel so happy and right and also masculine it’s great i love travelling so much. on holidays i enjoy the act of travelling even more than the holiday itself tbh

(to clarify i identify as male but a bit fucked in the gender - if you want a label i still identify as nonbinary but male aligningg <3)

[mysteriawrites]

hello !! if it’s alright with you, may i request for a matchup ? O:

i was curious, because i sent one to azra, so i was thinking a second opinion would be interesting 🧐 (it’ll look pretty similar to what i sent to azra, with a couple additions, lmao!!)

my name is yuki. i go by he/him, and i’m really into nijisanji en (i love both male and female talents though have a preference for males (: )

(hobbies!!) i’ve been into nijisanji en for a pretty long time at this point (i think i’ve been following them since the wave ethyria came out) and i’m considering if i want to become a streamer under them one day. i’m a super big writer, who loves to write fiction (and even fanfiction on the side) while also being an artist on the side. i’m also super into the violin and i want to expand myself musically! anything that stimulates my creativity is something that makes me super happy.

(likes !!) i really like quiet environments, and being able to just chill. im not a super active person (i think part of that is because i don’t like sweating that much, haha!), but i love going out and doing activities when its with with people like friends or family. i love being able to have banter with my friends and playfully teasing each other, it makes me feel comfortable around people (:

(dislikes !!) i’m not great around party environments or anything that has a group of more than ten people, haha! i also really don’t like getting overstimulated, and some of my icks are like saliva noises and certain scents. i’m also kind of like possessive of the things i use and it may send me spiraling if i see people touching my things and i don’t trust them (;´Д`)

(personality !!) i think i have undiagnosed autism, and it makes me feel like i can be misunderstood at times? (not to say self-diagnosing is a good thing, and it’s something i plan to talk to with my doctor eventually) i have a tendency to be super duper loud and i have had times where i accidentally did something stupid because i forget to think things through a lot. i’ve been told i can look a bit intimidating but i’m actually really nice when you get to know me!! i can be super energetic, but also lowkey when my social battery has been drained, haha.

i guess my type would be someone who can both match my energy, as well as be patient with me. like, someone who can understand whenever i get too overstimulated or whenever i want to be affectionate even when i dont say it out loud, you know?

thank you in advance for looking at my request, and take your time in answering!! remember to stay hydrated and full ❤️❤️ mwah mwah !!

Hello hello thank you for the matchup am curious too now if me and Azra will have the same idea of a match for you. Anyway here is your match DRUMROLL PLEASE

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UKI VIOLETA!!!

Finally someone I can match Uki with

I think Uki would be perfect for you. He’s a quieter person and rather intuitive so not only would be be able to keep you calm and grounded, but also know when something is becoming too much for you and either get you out of the situation or be a sense of comfort.

You and Uki met when you took a step into his fashion house. You had an important violin recital coming up and wanted to look your best. So, you decided to see the best fashion designer in town.

When you entered the shop, you were instantly filled with a sense of calm, as if all your troubles were melting away.

You were approached by the shop owner, a man with purple hair, violet eyes, and a mysterious aura. He was the most beautiful man you had ever seen. He introduced himself as Uki Violeta.

He had taken you to the back so he could do your measurements, although it seems he already knew why you were here and what you needed. As if he were psychic (wink wonk).

As he worked, he made a bit of small talk and playful banter with you. Now you may not be the great at social situations or cues, but Uki was very much flirting with you.

The minute you walked into his store Uki had to do a double take because of how handsome you were. He’s not typically an intrusive person, but he could feel your infatuation with him due his psychic abilities.

He decided to shoot his shot.

The fitting took a suspiciously long time (hmmm I wonder why), so you and Uki got to know each other decently and hit it off. By the time he was finally done you two had exchanged numbers and decided to meet up for coffee (you’re not 100% sure how it happened he’s just that charismatic).

And that ended up being you guy’s first date and now you guys are a loving couple (although you have to share him with fulgur his words not mine). I think Uki’s calming energy is good for you. You make him laugh with your chaotic tendencies and he’s calm and quiet so he doesn’t overwhelm you.

He enjoys listening to you play violin it’s very calming. Sometimes he’ll even hum along with his soothing melodic voice.

Sometimes you’ll be subjected to being his mannequin because he loves making outfits for you (and seeing your sexy ass in them).

His emotional intelligence also helps you feel less misunderstood. You don’t have to say anything he just knows and he understands even without the help if his psychic abilities (they are helpful though).

You guy’s dates mainly just consist of taking chill days for yourselves. Whether it’s just sitting on the couch and cuddling while watching a movie together or doing a spa treatment (he makes sure to check in advance if any of his treatments bother you sensory wise).

Soothing boyfriend with chill vibes. 10/10

Runner Ups: Ike Eveland, Shu Yamino, Fulgur Ovid, Elira Pandora, Rosemi Lovelock

[omnium-gatherums]

Hey answer this at your own leisure- I have DID and I really relate to a lot of your posts? I think ive even sent you an ask before but i forget so i apologize if ive said the same thing.

Ive known Ive had DID for ages- and in the beginning i thought i had a ton of alters, and now years later 5 months have passed and i dont know who i am at all. Alter advice isnt helpful at all cause it feels like I have no differences. So basically I feel like nobody, Except When Im writing and roleplaying? I have tons of ultra developed characters that I "project" onto and I've been theorizing that my characters Ive created are actually vessels for alters? Or actually my alters? I think I even explained it once as "my characters are all self inserts for my different selves"… Ive never heard of this ever happening to another person and im very unsure. Of course I dont expect you to like diagnose me or anything but i was just wondering if you…had any input? Thank you for taking the time to read this btw I know it was long.

Hii, I went to sleep most of the day, so I'm just seeing this now lol and I love this because that's basically my experience, albeit it with some differences.

Once I was diagnosed and throughout my questioning, I figured that most of the "characters" I made were just alters.

I actually still struggle to comprehend creating characters that isn't just "you" (an alter in some way).

The Warrior cat books were a special interest of mine, and I "created a character" named Rainwhisper, but it wasn't really a character, it was just Me, as a cat in the series.

I liked Utau and Vocaloid, and I created my own Utau called Roxy Mizu, bit it was really just Me as an Utau.

Art and writing is a big way for alters to express themselves, it makes sense. Especially if you grew up in an environment where many of the other ways of self-expression weren't allowed. For example, I was never allowed to look or dress the way I wanted, and most self-expression was punished, made fun of, Not Allowed. So it makes perfect sense to turn to other means of self-expression, when you have no other way to express yourself as a person, and as individual alters (who may not realize they exist, but they are still expressing themselves).

For me as well, my online accounts have also been a huge way of expressing myself (/individual alters to express themselves). Certain icons associated with certain usernames. I get uncomfortable if my Discord icon is something that I don't really vibe or resonate with/doesn't really feel Right. I always grew up changing my icons and usernames a lot, sometimes coming up with a ""fake name"" to use for myself online "for privacy." In reality, I do think it was just alters wanting their own names ad wanting to express themselves, we just didn't know it/realize it/weren't aware we existed as our separate selves at all.

I've known other systems like this, but it never quite feels the same. But lots of systems have talked about how their "characters" turned out to be alters.

Similarly, video games can be a huge way to express yourselves as individual alters (again, without necessarily realizing it. It's not like I ever knew "I am my own separate Entity and this is me now lol" it's never like that for me). Especially if the game has a lot of customization options for your player character, you might find yourself constantly changing how your character looks to fit your Vibe/mood/etc. in the moment. This is my experience, and I 100% think it pertains to different alters expressing themselves.

I'm all about the small details of alter differences when it comes to figuring out alters. I think my autism is kind of an interesting thing in that regards, and because my DID experience is so.. Subtle? It makes sense why my autism combines with that to be able to notice incredibly small details like that, that I find that many other systems just. Overlook completely and/or don't even realize are things at all. Like, I just notice that many systems don't even realize or know that you can be switching without even knowing it, but without individual alters even knowing they exist at all too. It just feels like/seems like most other systems online just go "I know this is an alter because (distinct overt thing)" but don't realize it goes deeper than that sometimes for a lot of systems actually.

I've definitely had experiences where I felt so distinctly different that it was at least easier to assume I was some kind of alter, but it's still not quite like that, and is not my norm (and usually only happens while high).

For many people with DID, it's really, really subtle and alter switches are happening without the person and without the individual alters even knowing/realizing it. I actually read a research paper recently that really put a lot of my thoughts about this into words, Diagnosis Of Covert And Subtle Forms Of Multiple Personality Disorder Through Dissociative Signs if you want to read it! I've been working on a bigger post that goes over it, and goes over my own additional thoughts and feelings about how to figure out if you have DID through incredibblyyy subtle things like what's described in the paper.

It is from 1988, so some info is outdated, but it was still so, so nice to finally read a paper that really talked about these things. I wonder if I can find similar papers from more recent years ("recent" here doesn't necessarily mean like 2020-present, I consider things from 2010, and/or 2015 onward much more recent than, like... 1988 for example LMASNDKS)

[brunt-f-c-a]

Tumblr is becoming a bit of A journal for me of things that i don't want to write down and that's actually why i dont give irl people my tumblr. But like i just got into a relationship recently and it's scary. I've never had one before and i won't explain why. I lost out on a lot of practice and I'm full of paranoia and bpd. And I'm not the first bitch in the world to be like this. I'm afraid that little things are going to vreak my new relationship. And i feel very insecure im myself and insecurely attatched beyond what is reasonable to reassure. I keep sensing something wrong all the time and nor noticing what it is. I may be seeing literally nothing. I think the first thing is how busy he's been. I'm worried about his health. And i feel his business has been making him tense and i dont know how to read or interpret it. He is very reassurring that nothing is wrong. What i mean is he is defimitelt under stress from the extra workload in his life rightnow and reacting normally and I come frpm a history of heavy abuse and toxic social circles. He forgot to feed his cats TWICE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM DO THAT he is so good at taking care of his critters i have never seen him fprget to fill the autofeedwr. Today he just came home showered and crashed i dodnt see him eat. He asked if I took my meds and then passed out. He's also been jumper than normal about my words. I struggle with tone pf voice and i frequently untintentionally spund condescending and passive aghressive but neothr of those are my thing i dont do that i juat have autism. And i give excessive encouragement over little things because I'm disabled and those things can be hard for me. But he's been interpreting more and more as patronizing recently. And usually i apologize and he immediately understands and then forgets because it was no big deal but it's stressing me out i keep thinking I'm the WORST. WORST BF EVER BAD BAD TERRIBLE TRASH. but when I ask if something has been wrong recently he says it's all good. He's also autistic if I if I'm just reaching or if he doesn't notice or if I'm being hypervigilant or what I just know this is a simple fix if i could just understqnd him a little bit more. He's so busy and I have a hard time bringing things up. I understand He's stressed. I understand what is causing it. But the way he expresses is vague to me and hard to interpret. He's a very "need alone time self isolate" type. Gathered from his own words and just wgat I've learned and I'm a very "I need you here don't leave me alone I want your company" type. Like. This is somethinf small that will self correct but mt paranoia about it could blow it up and outside of that i need to understand why he is like this so I know how to react and adjust. Like my best friend. I know when to walk away when to reason when to give encouragement dealing with her is like the beat up vending machine that steals quarters but it has your favorite snacks and you know exactly where to kick it and tge secret button combo. Deali g with my partner is like a used but newer refurbished washing machine and there's not much wrong with it but i can't figure out why it's wiggling is it gonna explode?????? All i know is if a new washing machone starts to wiggle it will gwt worse til the suspension busts or it juat has a funky lil wiggle. But if you figure out the perfect load ratio then the wiggle doesn't get worse. How do I address that he's got a wiggle?

[thatcryptid0verthere]

im canadian but our education systems are similar and i have a few stories that come to mind. theyre all fairly small so ill share more than one. this post may still get quite long, so sorry in advance.

doesnt really affect much but noteworthy context: i was in the early french immersion program, which means all of my academic classes (maths, science, etc) were in french, starting in senior kindergarten (the "grade" before grade 1). we had french class which was like the literature part of english class as well as grammar stuff, but in french, and also the english variant.

1. tldr: got in trouble for the way i wrote the letter k. in sixth grade, instead of our usual teacher doing the english lessons, one of the English teachers would come in on Wednesdays and give us a grammar lesson. my Ks were fairly similar; they both went all the way up. i differentiated them by having the capital attach in the middle of the base line, and the lowercase had the bottom diagonal bit coming off of the top one (like in default fonts). this teacher did not care to see this difference and would berate me for all my Ks being capitals and wouldnt let up until my lowercase Ks were changed.

2. tldr: teacher Went Off on a kid for sneezing and dropping a water bottle (by accident). this one didn't actually happen to me personally, but i was in the class and witnessed the whole thing. in grade nine, our maths teacher required us to be pretty quiet. on its own, not far-fetched. but i guess that day she was short on patience, and coupled with some of the students goofing off like they usually did it didnt take long for her to get Pissed. it was actually fairly quiet when this happened, but a kid sneezed, and someone dropped their water bottle (idk if it was the same kid). the bottle made a really loud bang as it hit the floor and the teacher stormed over to the kid and started yelling at him. like actually Shouting. it was kinda terrifying

no other specific things are coming to mind, but heres some things from highschool that pissed me off:

- i would frequently sleep through maths class in grade 11 and still got decent grades. the teacher only ever yelled at me for not paying attention on the few occasions where i was paying attention.

- took yoga as a PE credit in grade 10 and the teacher frequently made it extremely stressful. not in a sexual way (thankfully) but in an "i have severe social anxiety and undiagnosed autism and youre making me sit away from anyone i know, next to the popular crowd who will likely bully me, and make me teach the class shit i only just learned myself" way. (she was teaching the class as if we were learning to be yoga Instructors, which we were not.)

- that time my partner and i almost got beat up in the gender neutral washroom

- the various times people whistled at us in the halls

- my creepy ass grade 12 english teacher (who is married to one of his previous students)

- that time my band teacher blew up at her grade 9 english class and stormed out of the building, and never came back

- and ���more✨

Everyone give me the most screwed up thing that has ever happened to you in the american public school system

[beary-eyed]

Batfamily Autism Headcannons! (Aka: me projecting a lot)

Tim Edition

.Doesnt go nonverabl alot but will have partial non-speaking periods where he can talk but not in full sentences or complicated words.

.Not a large stimmer, he will stim quite a bit but theyre small enough to not be noticed however during meltdowns the stims are large and almost always self-destructive, kicking, biting, pulling hair you name it

.His parents were recommended to have his assessed at 4 when a babysitter pointed it out and they did however Tim was non-verbal the entire time so his parents spoke for him and left out a couple of important things and downplayed the severity. So Tim left being told he wasnt autistic and even more confused than before.

.He only has 1 constant safe food (raspberry licorice) bit typically he just has food hes mostly ok with but on bad days he cant stand, that list is still short because a lot of food textures are unbearable to him (tomatoes, fuck tomatoes).

.Expressions like "break a leg" have never been an issue but tone is almost indecipherable, he has no idea if a person is angry or joking or actually happy.

.Bruce was once pissed at Tim for disobeying an order and Tim who just thought he was not being serious made a joke back. He was grounded until Bruce realised Tim had no idea he wasnt joking.

.Can come off as blunt and rude, this can usually be brushed off by others as a spoiled rick kid or an insensitive asshole but he really doesnt want to hurt peoples feelings.

.Bruce was pretty distant when Tim became Robin so he never really noticed Tim had signs of autism (it may have also been bcs Bruce is autistic and happens to also be stupid) until Dick visited and said "Is the kid diagnosed?".

.Bruce was confused, "Diagnosed with what?", Dick was so confused "With autism, Tim's autistic". Bruce in all his dumbassery says "Tim's autistic?" at top volume. And Tim who was walking into the room and heard everyting said "Im autistic?". That was how he found out.

.Once he knew he had autism he researched every single thing about it, from the scientific articles to mummy blogs. And so he quickly became aquainted with terminology and a new soecial interest formed .

.Tims main special interest is Batman, Bruce absolutely adores this

.Verbal stims are his favourite, his person favourites is "Stimming: Self-stimulatory behaviour" and "Superman" said very quickly and directky after each other so it sounds like a blur of "Supermansupermansupermansuperman-".

Thank you for listening to my ramblings.

[rnisa]

greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much by sending in such a random as. may I please have a romantic matchup for death note?

I use they/them pronouns and I’m pansexual. my myers briggs type is INFJ and my star sign is taurus.

Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m kind of introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, death games, true crime documentaries, poetry, necromancy and anatomy. I typically consider myself a "gorehound". I also like to visit abandoned hospitals and houses just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.

I get a lot of monikers from friends and family like "discount vomitboyx", "doomer boy", and "daria" before. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people.

when I become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.

lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.

I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. especially with the types mentioned above.

I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, listening to music ( motionless in white, deftones, system of a down, slipknot, rob zombie,,, sometimes arctic monkeys, insane clown posse, jazmin bean or mother mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games, reading (mostly greek mythology), writing, or talking about a random conspiracy theory I have. I do acting in my spare time as a small hobby too.

I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.

I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like autism, insomnia, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". unfortunately health problems run in my family.

I’m very fidgety, and often bite the inside of my cheek or bounce my leg rapidly. you don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.

you do get to this, thanks for your time.

Hello friend, first of all, you are not a bother to me whatsoever ♥ I love doing shit like this, haha. Also nice pfp. And you have really good music taste. Overall, you seem pretty cool. I hope you're having a great day today. Anyways, that aside I hope you don't take offense in me pairing you with a serial killer - I just think he's neat - but I would match you up with Beyond Birthday. Even though we don't know much about him, he's pretty popular and many general headcanons seem to be widely accepted in the fandom. So, I will do the best I can!

I'm going off this moreso a "gut feeling" as when I read your message and digested it, he was the first to pop into my mind. I think the two of you are fairly unique and would share many things in common. What got me initially was that you're a fan of slasher films which, really, he is the only one I can see thoroughly enjoying those types of things. In addition to that, you seem perhaps a bit shy and Beyond, the self-proclaimed, "aggressive top" that he is, would have no problem prying into your life if he wanted to, he would have no trouble making conversation, and becoming a regular person you see around. He wouldn't be put off by your "rude behavior" as you mentioned; honestly it just wouldn't effect him much. Beyond could definitely see right through you.

Your mental what's the proper word....attributes? Is not a deterrent. I do headcanon that he has his own mental conditions, and he would be very understanding. He's no doctor and absolutely not the best at "comforting", but he would take you seriously, and listen. You would not really face much judgement went going to him about your problems/asking for help, even if the best he can do is say something ridiculous to try and make you smile.

Also, you act? You and B would just get along swimmingly.

It's very obvious that he suffers from at least depression, and I think having someone like you to love would help, even just a little... after all, he has no one. Maybe, by having you, he could forget about L. Move on, and do something else. Who knows?

Given the nature of his character and the source material if you're at all put off or uncomfortable with my selection, then I am very sorry. I just give my honest opinion is all. I think in an AU where he meets someone before carrying out his first murder he might not go through with it, if that's how you'd rather see it. For the record I truly do love B as a character and he definitely deserves a crumb of content, but he is a gem.

[twoticky]

hm okay. so i said i was gonna write about this and idk if anyone else actually cares but im Thinking About It.

from what ive seen abt the general tumblr analysis of malvolio (which i certainly dont claim to be an expert on. im just here!), there's a lot of talk abt neurodivergence, particularly autism, as it relates to his character. which is rad obviously! but as someone currently playing malvolio myself, i feel the one of the most important, maybe THE most important factor for me in interpreting malvolio is class, and how he relates to it.

nobility and status is, more broadly, A Thing that comes up in twelfth night. although the primary part of viola's disguise is that she's dressing as a man, she's also a noblewoman dressing as a servant. in shakespeare's time, class lines were pretty strictly defined and relationships between nobility and servants were strongly disapproved of, so viola's position in the class ladder certainly isn't irrelevant to her romantic prospects. (hence why olivia asks about cesario's parentage in 1.5 -- she's not just making small talk, she wants to ensure that he's not impossibly below her). while actual servants having relationships with nobility was considered scandalous, the idea of love as service was common and appears throughout shakespeare's plays; viola calls orsino olivia's servant because of his love for her, for one example, and antonio's extremely homoerotic devotion to sebastian manifests itself through his dedication to service. and of course there's viola herself, who literally serves her love orsino, until her true identity is revealed and she becomes "orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen," the roles of servant and commander switching through their love. and then we get to malvolio!

(from here on out i'm gonna talk a lot about my personal analysis of his character, which you can feel free to disagree with. every actor who plays him does it differently and i think that's one of the great things about his character!) malvolio is frequently considered a parallel to the various lovers in the play, most often compared to orsino as their semi-obsession and courtship of olivia is similar, but i think, because of a lot of the stuff about master/servant relationships i talked about above, he's also comparable to viola in some ways. what makes him different, though, is that his love for olivia is almost secondary to his love for what she can give him -- power and respect. malvolio, presumably, was born to a lower class family, and has attained the rank of steward because of his obedience and commitment to rules. and he believes that through this obedience he will get the status he rightly deserves, that jove and his stars will bestow luck upon him. although many things about the play's class system don't particularly translate to modern times, one thing became clear to me pretty quickly about malvolio: he's kind of a bootlicker. now, don't get me wrong, i love his character! but fundamentally, he is someone who believes he can escape the oppressive class structures of his time and place if he just works hard enough. and he works hard! he dedicates himself to olivia's service, and part of why he hates the fool, or sir toby's entourage, is that they aren't working. they have the luxury to sit around and joke while he's had to work every second of his life to get this far! so while he's, in some ways, sympathetic, it's pretty understandable why so many people hate him.

and then we get to the prank. now, i think it's really important to remember, while sir toby is pretty much a ne'er-do-well, he is nobility. he's olivia's uncle, and although he may not have money, he has status. and in sir toby's mind, the crime malvolio has committed is rising above his station -- he's disrespected toby with his chastisement and threats to kick him out, and he's "disrespected" olivia by desiring her, which of course because of his status is considered inherently predatory. (this is, additionally, why i find lesbian malvolio so interesting as a re-interpretation, adds a lil something to the sense of malvolio being predatory just because of who he is). so, of course, malvolio must have everything he's wanted for so long dangled in front of him, and then have it ripped away. only fair, right?

although twelfth night is a play that challenges convention in a lot of ways, we're still living in the 1600s (1500s? fuck, when was this play written?), and we have to have some approximation of returning to proper social order at the end of the play. orsino marries a noblewoman, olivia marries a nobleman, and malvolio stays where he is. what changes, towards the end of the play, is that malvolio has realized, depressing as it is, that he can't win. he tried to do everything olivia wanted, and this resulted in punishment. in his letter to her in 5.1, he says he has forgotten his station, that he speaks only out of injury, which he certainly would have never done before. and ironically, once malvolio has abandoned his striving his grandeur, the play finally gives him the dignity he's been denied. his lines in the final scene of the play are the only time he ever speaks in verse instead of prose -- speaks in the language of nobility, lovers, sympathetic characters, instead of that of servants and "lighter people."

in some ways the ending of twelfth night is a bit of a bummer -- malvolio storms off, pledging revenge on everyone who has stood there and laughed while he was stripped of his dignity, and as far as we no there is no conclusion, no justice is served. how can we just, like, walk away and be fine with that? i guess to answer that i'd paraphrase an article mentioned in the back of the folgers: the greatest revenge malvolio gets, the greatest victory over all the nobility with which he shares the stage, is being, in the end, the most memorable character in the play.

[sp-ud]

just found out karl is going on a fundraiser stream for a charity that supports aba and eugenics (in the terms of the charity is trying to get rid of autism) 😀👍 ithink im going to join the karl crit side of tumblr now because this feels like such a betrayal

okay so, i looked into the stuff this ask mentions and the situation seems kinda messy.

the charity stream anon is talking about is mark rober's and the charity they're talking about is NEXTforAUTISM, which is as bad as anon says.

this doesn't look good for karl on a surface level, but him knowingly supporting this kind of charity just seems extremely ooc with what we've seen from him.

i think what's happened here was karl, mrbeast (ive heard hes involved and hes like... karls boss so maybe he made the call to join this stream), or mark rober, didn't look too hard at this charity when choosing what too support.

because i went to the NEXTforAUTISM website and like, on the surface, skimming through, doing very little poking around, it doesn't sound bad at all. (edit to this part specifically before i post: after looking around a bit more. it looks like them advertising the "prevention of autism" used to be clearly on their site, but when i looked myself i couldn't find it, but who ever chose this charity should have done more digging than i did)

okay, mid responding and i just got an anon that says:

"Hi, if crit anon is talking about Karl and how he is going to be on a stream that supports a bad autism charity, he's been made aware of this and said something about it on his private about sharing this info with the people who need to know about it, but he may be required to do it due to potential contracts"

and here's the tweet 2nd anon is talking about along with the tweet where karl mentions he is under contract to attend:

so, based on the contract comment, it really seems like this wasnt a choice karl made himself. both just showing up for the stream in general, and what charity they were supporting. so while karl should have looked into it more on himself, it does seem like he assumed someone higher up than him already did and was unaware of the bad shit this group does/wants to do.

i think we should direct any of our "why are you supporting this group?" and "why didnt you do more research to who you are supporting?" crit towards whatever higher up, mark rober, 100thieves, whoever, chose the charity to support, as it seems like karl had 0 say in it.

i also think what we should focus on in relation to karl is:

1) what he does next. he says he's under contract to show up, but will try to get the info that the charity's bad to the higher ups who actually have a say over this. i hope that even they dont change charities, karl refuses to show up, even if he's under contract.

and 2) how he addressed this. i dont get why he would put this on his PRIVATE TWITTER where only a small hand of his fans have access to, and its harder to spread around because once again, private account. people who arent following his private have to rely on other people's screenshots and hope that the screenshots are in fact real, instead of being able to interact and see the tweet themselves naturally. its not a good move, especially for something this serious.

this is an on-going situation so im going to say, im answering this at-- oh new screenshot from his private once again while im making my response, proof of why I'm putting a clear timestamp on this post. here's the screenshot:

so it looks like karl is in fact going to not show up if they dont change the charity, which is really good, but once again, not the kinda thing he should be responding to on his private twitter where only a handful of fans can see it.

time of posting because developing situation where new info might come up and i want to make sure yall know what info i had access to at the time: April 17th, 5:35pm CDT

[finn-writes-stuff]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a romantic matchup for resident evil? My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus, moon sign is Gemini. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me "discount vomitboyx". I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all, and I can’t stand kids. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( My Chemical Romance, Arch Enemy, MurderDolls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Get Scared, sometimes Will Wood or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive, and I suffer from social autism, depression and anxiety. I have small tics, but they only flare when I’m overly stressed or mad. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - coii

I'd pair you with Heisenberg!

-The thing with this one is that you two are actually quite similar in a lot of ways and I think that you'd clash a lot in the beginning.

-He's frankly a bit of a dick, whether he means to be or not and you guys might start off on the wrong foot.

-If you were affiliated or working with Mother Miranda or the Lords in general, I think he'd only actually figure out he liked you after Lady Dimitrescu pushed you too much and you snapped at her.

-Hes very showy and would fully congratulate you on 'finally standing up to the oversized bitch'

-He isnt subtle when he starts flirting with you.

_-_-_

-When you guys are actually together, he gives you a lot of stuffed animals. He's not a soft person at first glance, but he just wants to make you happy.

-Alot of his humor is similar to yours, but he can push a bit too much sometimes, make sure you call him out on it, and he'll back off.

-Youre touchstarved, hes touchstarved. what a combination you two would be. Hes constantly draped over you or holding onto you

[spyoikawa]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. Not sure if matchups are 100% open but I’ll slide this in anyway. May I please have a matchup for Haikyuu? My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. My aesthetic is mainly inspired by one of my favorite movies “The Crow”, if you need a reference. A friend of mine even likes to call me “dollar store vomitboyx” I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or dramatic people at all, and I HATE kids. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( GRLwood, MCR, P!ATD, MSI, Get Scared, sometimes Cavetown or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being submissive unfortunately, and I suffer from autism, depression and anxiety. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - Coii

@k1llj0y-darl1ng thank you so much for this request, it give me a lot to work with! I'm really sorry to hear about the end though... somethings in life we can't change or are very hard to change, and that can make life rough. But I know you can get through it and I hope you feel better as soon as possible!

Rion's Flower Shop: Tulips

For your matchup, you get

Tendou Satori

To be completely honest, I did barely any research for this one. Something told me that you'd match well with tendou. And if you dont, I am so sorry! I will always rewrite it for you if you are unhappy with it!

♡ if you find it hard to start speaking with people, don't worry! Tendous got you! Although he might not immediately strike up a full conversion with you, hes good at making small talk

♡ he notices almost immediately how people seem scared of you, and how you are intimidated by the same people

♡ therefore he decides to befriend you, because he knows almost exactly how you feel

♡ best decision of his life. By far.

♡ he has a good sense of humor, and enjoys yours, and can always tell when your comments are jokes or not. He's always up for a good banter too, it helps him vocalize his thoughts and say silly things without having to worry about hurting someone's feelings

♡ although he can be a bit extra, I wouldn't call him dramatic or sensitive. Tendou has a pretty good grasp on himself and has a good deal of self control (he absolutely agrees with your opinions on kids though, I feel that he might be good with them, but that doesn't mean he likes them)

♡ although you like to bottle up your feelings and opinions you can always trust tendou to hold onto them for you. Of course he'll never push them out of you, but sometimes its nice to let it out and he'll always be there for you to listen and comfort

♡ speaking of comfort-

♡ hes a bit touch starved himself, so you can expect cuddle sessions while watching movies, reading, listening to music, drawing, etc.

♡ his arms are so long too- like have you seen him? He probably gives the best hugs with those

♡ but backtrack, tendou can also understand the unforgivingness and aggressiveness of yours. Of course its never fun (and he hates to imagine) being on the receiving end of that, but he still remembers his childhood bullies and holds similar feelings for them

♡ once again, doesn't want to receive that treatment and knows how its probably not the best, but he understands it and empathizes with you, which can be really helpful sometimes

♡ moving on again, once you open up more, he's well aware of your disorders and mental cases. He tries his best to take upmost care of you. Even if he doesn't understand some of them or know what it feels like, he just wants to be there for you

♡ if you wish for his help, he will help you cross any obstacles and will support you until you can walk on your own again

♡ anyways, stan tendou, amazing s/o, very supportive and loving

Once again, thank you for this request, and thank you for giving me the chance to chat with you! I really hope you're feeling better soon, and know that there's people out there who support you, at the very least I do!

And for clarification, as you had mentioned it, in case anyone else was wondering, this event will be open till the 5th of next month, I might keep it going longer if I feel like it or if people really want it!

[a-girl-withouta-face]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a romantic matchup for Helluva Boss and or Hazbin Hotel? If you want to do both you can, otherwise just whoever fits best. My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus, moon sign is Gemini. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me "discount vomitboyx". I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all, and I can’t stand kids. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( My Chemical Romance, Arch Enemy, MurderDolls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Get Scared, sometimes Will Wood or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive, and I suffer from social autism, depression and anxiety. I have small tics, but they only flare when I’m overly stressed or mad. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - coii

(I also kinda listen to mother mother hahaha)

I ship you with....

Striker

He's the embodiment of masculinity and he have lots of confidence.

Knowing that your an introvert he have no trouble with trying to help you start conversations with people you want to talk to since he is very charismatic.

Intimidating?He is also intimidating to a couple of people so he understands how it feels.

You sarcasm is intriguing , knowing that you kinda insult people in a way when joking throws him off a bit but he gotten used to it.

When he found out you liked plushies so much he was surprised , to him you didn't seem like the type but he found your habit really cute and consider sleeping in your bed if you even get lonley

Striker doesn't focus on music much and barely even listens to it besides making his own songs or hearing country songs because hes mostly doing active things like riding demon horses or hunting and killing animals in hell but once he hears that you like music he makes some songs for you and listen to your music taste.

You have a strange liking towards different kinds of music so when he have the time he will enjoy listening with you.

[mimizepp]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a matchup for jjba? I prefer the part 1-5, but whatever goes. My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me “discount vomitboyx”. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or dramatic people at all, and I can’t stand kids. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( My Chemical Romance, Godsmack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Get Scared, sometimes Tally Hall or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive, and I suffer from autism, depression and anxiety. I have small tics, but they only flare when I’m overly stressed or mad. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. you do get to this, thanks for your time. - Coii

i match you with…

*°:⋆ₓₒ formaggio! ₓₒ⋆:°*

- you two are a perfect pairing, formaggio a lax and fun-loving cheese man and  yourself a captivating dark soul that’s a bit of a softie deep down. formaggio sees you for all that you are and he loves each and every bit, never taking a moment with you for granted

- formaggio is v laid back and you’ll never have to worry about him being caught up with senseless dramatics, though every so often he may act a bit thespian just to tempt a reaction... teasing you is a guilty pleasure that he can’t help but indulge! 

- your introverted tendencies are no issue for formaggio. he loves everything about you after all! he’s also become pretty turned on to murder documentaries since the two of you got together, and can’t fall asleep without one playing on the tv

- formaggio understands you exceedingly. he can always tell when you’re about to become extra plucky or if you’re about to fall into a bout of quiet isolation. he’s a great voice of reason and comfort, having the most soothing energy that is greatly beneficial if you’re ever feeling out of it. formaggio is also fine with letting you have some space if you insist, but he loves consoling you with a big hug + cuddling up to one of your fav slasher movies (he usually does his best to sit through them, slowly but surely he’s building a tolerance!)

- he loves your humor, and is always quick to fire back a few teasing jokes when you’re both feeling playful. he especially loves that amidst your dislikes, theres a soft-spot for animals. he’ll defo introduce you to his cats with the biggest smile on his face :)

- he’s a sucker for some pda / showing his love through physical contact, so be prepared for loads of hand holding while you’re out and hours of cuddling up with him and a few plushies when you’re at home.

- pls you two are gonna have sm fun roasting one another

* a close second for you, far from formaggio on the spectrum of jojos men, was rohan! *

[creepypasta-matchups]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a matchup for Creepypasta? My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me “dollar store vomitboyx”. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or dramatic people at all, and I can’t handlekids. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( My Chemical Romance, Victims Aren’t We All, Mindless Self Indulgence m, Get Scared, sometimes Tally Hall or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being submissive unfortunately, and I suffer from autism, depression and anxiety. I have small tics, but they only flare when I’m overly stressed. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - Coii

Hi there, I hope you like this!

Eyeless Jack—

This man is the opposite of overdramatic or oversensitive. A walking stone of semi-seriousness—so there shouldn’t be any issues there. He’s not loud either so that is also a plus.

He’s not a people person either so he completely understands just avoiding people. Not that being a cannibalistic monster already kinda does that for him.

He’ll banter with you, but will obviously avoid things you’re highly insecure about. If he ever upset you he would be quick to apologize and allow you to get him back for it in equally terrible words so you both could laugh at it later.

Animal lover? I bring to you Seedeater—basically Jack’s best buddy. He will 100% let you meet Seed and Seed will obviously like you, so be prepared for days where Seed just wants attention.

Also Lazari isn’t really a kid kid anymore, more of a young teen/preteen so you won’t have to handle kids!

He also has his feisty and closed off moments, so he understands yours and will give you space when needed.

He, also being insanely touched starve, may either cuddle you so much it feels like all you’ve ever done is cuddle or completely just not want to be touched, it will be awhile but soon it will be a lot more “normal” in the affection regard.

He also needs someone who has strong morals because his flew out the window so long ago, to see someone keep their morals is something he values greatly. He seems it as a very distinct determination that he likes a lot.

He actually likes listening to music, and will enjoy just listening to whatever you have on. His hearing is sensitive so he may ask you to turn it down just a bit so you both could listen in silence.

Also audiobook dates are a good replacement for movie dates, but he also will turn on a movie if preferred. But he prefers audiobooks himself.

He also has researched your symptoms and conditions and will absolutely try and help you however he can. There’s no quick fix, but a little help can do a long way.

He will also try not to eat around you due to your eating disorder because he doesn’t want to worsen things, and also the sight of cheating kidneys isn’t pleasant.

Even if you like gruesome things, he will still do the above. Which, let’s be honest, he probably accidentally leaves gruesome parts or blood around when he is or just came out of being really hungry. He will show you cool gruesome things if you want

He will dissect an entire human body for you if you wanted, a dead one of course, and one that had kidneys missing but most of the body is there and you can see all the parts. These will also be dates.