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Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.
OH FUCK
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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
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pixie dust thresher shark
(12 month reward for my ko-fi members)
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tinder fish pic for trans guys is that anything
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Something from the end of last year that I made into new years/holiday cards for friends 🙂
♡ Other socials here and here
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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same
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My nonexistent kingdom for some DYNAMICS VARIETY (aka me finally drawing something else for Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week)
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It's a lovely Saturday morning in February, and you are a horrible goose. 🪿 ✨
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