they/them non art blog. mostly reblogs of cool art and bad jokes. @confusedalpacart for my art
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by confused-alpaca and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
119K
Likes Per Post
69K
Reblog Per Post
50K
Reply Per Post
100
Time Between Posts
3 hours ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
17
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr was attacked by a cross-site scripting worm deployed by the Internet troll group GNAA on Dec 3, 2012.
Text
Paint me an absence, a silhouette of rain
When others take shelter, I take on shape
This invisible life in negative space
Shortens the fall that water must make
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Some jellyfish I made after my friend gave me some squiggled up yarn from a project she unraveled and tasked me to make something out of it. I had fun with these. I named them Electric Pudding and Red Velvet :3
Pattern is my own.
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
CHAT NOIR SUR L’ARBRE by Eva Fialka
758 notes
·
View notes
Text
very occasionally my dad says something about transness thats just. like. *hes a little confused but hes got the spirit* and every single time it is thoroughly bewildering to me bc this man usually cannot give enough of shit about the topic to even come off as mildly supportive of his 2 trans kids
#alpaca.txt#he read an article about puberty blockers mb being banned and went#thats going to affect trans children..... wait.... i have a trans children..... shit!!! is this going to affect them??#and he hadnt. worked out what puberty blockers are from the name and that. they block puberty#and that it will not affect us bc we had first puberty already.#honestly considering what hes usually like im kinda proud of him for saying. yeah. banning puberty blockers is a bad idea#and for worrying for my sister wrt transphobia
1 note
·
View note
Text
Daily marine animal #20
Haven't posted any orcas yet w this. Have an orca :D
636 notes
·
View notes
Text
asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
kitten went hunting outside today. caught something he was really proud of and showed off to all the other cats. half devoured it by the time we got a good look at it and. what did he bring home with his incredible hunting skills?
bread
#alpaca.txt#i have no idea where it came from but. he was so proud. of catching bread.#i know. outdoor cats hunting Very Bad. unfortunatly the people i live with dont agree. so the cats go out sometimes
0 notes
Text
there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
Gentlefolk, may I present you with a pukeko in these hard times?
How about eels?
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
Today's bird(s) are these pukeko (swamp hens) from Rotorua, Aotearoa New Zealand!
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
#Birbfest 27. Pukeko.
I didn't know what to do with this bird.
7 notes
·
View notes