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Has anyone thought about what style of dance the unknowing was? I mean it was choreographed by Nikola orsinov so likely some russian folk dance made horrific but I have such a funny image in my brain of her doing Irish dancing and forcing all the strangers to do Riverdance with her
#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#it makes no sense its just funny in my head#a bunch of wax figures mannequin and clowns doing irish dancing
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I'm rewatching gravity falls and obvioiusly i'm having a blast. but because I am an insane person I rewatched season 2 first and now rewatching season 1 and I have to say I love the monster of the week episodes. I love them so much. and honestly I prefer them alot more to the plot building episodes. dont get me wrong the overarching plot and mystery is definitely part of the intrigue of the show especially when it first aired. but I am so enamored with how the show stands completely on its own as just a regular monster of the week type beat. (also how concurrent all the episodes are it is very believable that every episode happens the next week from the last while still being able to pick up the show from mostly anywhere its just spectacular)
But i just think Gravity Falls and it's overarching plot was something very novel in a children's cartoon when it was first released. Most children shows didn't have an obvious mystery hanging over the entire show to be solved where the entire show for the most part was just one big arc (the only other one I can think of around a similar time frame is ATLA but I'm sure there were others they just were the minority) .
and that made it so intriguing and unique and dont get me wrong it's still an amazing mystery show and the plot still holds strong but also we are now in a timeline where almost every show even cartoons are 10 episode long and have an over arching plot hell all the major disney channel cartoons of the last couple years (ducktales, amphibian, owl house, star vs the forces of evil even tho that last one was really only in the second season) are all plot driven shows but hey atleast even those shows have mostly adventure of the week episodes for the most part. but the only true adventure of the week cartoons I know from the last couple of years have been like big city greens and Hamster and gretel.
And like i guess what I'm trying to say (in this insane manner of mine) is bring back the adventure of the week. bring back 22 episodes where every single episode isn't trying to just push the narrative forward. Like honestly to me the best parts of gravity falls that still holds up all these years later are just dipper mabel and gruncle stan getting into some shit together.
plus the comedy is still fucking golden and some of these shots are legitimately horror movie worthy.
#god gravity falls is stills so fucking funny#gruncle stan is iconic and i would like to be him when I grow up#i just have thought in my head I fear#alex hirsh is a fucking cryptic genius#god im sick of 10 episodes devoted to somehow completely developing characters while driving a never stoping narrative forward#like we dont even get to sit on mysteries anymore before they are solved#one always gets sacrificed for the other and its just so ughhhh#and this isnt me saying that all shows need to be 22 episodes some shows genuinely benefit from the 10 ep 1 hr long format#but god not everything. when was the last time a cartoon was released with more than 10 episodes that wasn't a reboot?#this whole speech doesnt make alot of sense I fear but just know I am having a blast rewatching gravity falls#gravity falls#alex hirsch#gruncle stan#dipper pines#gravity falls dipper#dipper and mabel#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gf#disney channel#throwing thoughts to the void
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it feels like a lot of people have given up on fully connecting ISWM/Engie Mark to the wider lore (aka WKM) since IRL Mark straight up told us he wasn't Actor.
but not only am i a stubborn son of a bitch, but yknow what Mark also said?
"Engineer Mark isn't Actor Mark, but Actor Mark just might be Engineer Mark."
so hear me out, y'all.
preamble; if you saw this in a yt comment section, no you didn't. (that was also me i didnt steal this i prommy-)
i have this entirely insane theory about iswm that Engineer Mark is actually Damien, but only sometimes.
the most obvious places i can spot him is in the abandoned ship with the candles ("captain needs their sleep" and whatnot), as Old Mark (specifically in the empty diner), and most definitely as the "Mark" we see as part of the finale, the one who realizes he was wrong.
Actor is allergic to admitting fault so I Don't Believe That's Him.
this explains the thematic focus on sleep and rest in these scenes, things told to Damien and told to US by DARK several times.
("Don't remember" anyone?)
speaking of Dark, it explains why he isn't there. we DO however see the suspiciously Darkiplier-esqe Ms. Whitacre, which it isn't controversial to say atp is CLEARLY Celine.
that is, until the universe does its final kablooey and Dark as we know him, Damien attributes and all, comes to take the warp-crystal.
and besides, think about it.
given Actor's whole goal in all this, as laid out in the Damien Project, do you REALLY think he would write a story in which all problems arise from HIS OWN NEGLIGENCE? NO!
that would make him a villain, and all he ever wants is to be portrayed as the hero, literally for eternity!
but you know what i think he would do? set up a farce for the most troublesome of his "co-stars".
you, the viewer, want genuine choices? you want to have some real control over the story? some responsibility? FINE.
everyone looks to you, but under your leadership everything goes wrong, no matter what. you don't know why, but you're actively villinized and the harder you try to go back and fix things, achieve an "ending" on your own, the more people HATE you. the more the thought that maybe there IS something wrong with you specifically will stick in your mind as a possibility.
all these options, but none of them "right", creating MORE suffering instead of fixing it just to find that ever elusive end.
damien wants control of the narrative? he wants his old friend, you, the District Attorney to be released from his eternal story and given back to him? FINE.
here's his role back in earnest, given the possibility to engage and choose instead of intrude and twist like usual.
(yes, i do think Damien/Engineer is genuinely going down his own hopeless path while we find our own. in one of the descriptions leading to the final "Hold On/Let Go" confrontation, it says "you're not the only one making choices. you're not alone, you never were".)
he is allowed to fight for the safety of others, side by side with his closest companion, just as they did when they were alive.
BUT, the twist is Damien becomes a genuine villain. in his quest to do the altruistic thing and help at all cost, he is personally responsible for the death of LITERALLY EVERYONE EVER.
this is a personal hell for someone like Damien, as seen from WKM, all he ever seemed to want was help others and guide them towards peace.
for his actions/leadership to fail so unthinkably catastrophically, seems like the exact hell a bitter Actor would want to subject his "old friend" to for meddling. :/
Actor sets the stage for a theatrical punishment game. Mayor and Attorney, together again, taking an impossibly long stay in a personally crafted hell for the horrendous crime of ever even thinking they'd be worthy of ✨️staring roles✨️.
Actor turns you two against each other, and once Damien is brough down to the depths of despair and you have finally learned that true responsibility can lead to catastrophic, painful results, we're brought back to our proper places.
you go to a proper ending, with the Engineer role now being played by Actor once and for all, and Damien once again becomes part of Darkiplier, pocketing the warp-crystal to plant on the box in Heist.
Engineer isn't Actor, it's a role he plays when it suits him and his goals, to make his enemies suffer. he's willing to be Damien's understudy, if only for this purpose.
but at the end of the journey, Actor becomes Engineer to take in the fruits of his labor. ..and maybe invite you to a Heist while he's at it.
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A
very long winded """theory""" that is pretty much only insane fanfiction-
#this makes perfect sense in my own head and thats all that matters to me#mark returns to tumblr to tell me personally that im wrong lmao#NO THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY#yall i rewatched the damien film after i wrote this and when he said “aye aye cap'n” my eyes popped out of my head like in a looney tunes#took all of my strength to not add that to my points bc its so flimsy but goddammit if its not in my hcs now#ramblings#markiplier#iswm#iswm theory#head engineer mark#engineer mark#mayor damien#wkm damien#darkiplier#in space with markiplier#yes this relies on other theories like “adventure viewer is the da” but thats basically canon atp#could go on abt how the capns ordeal kinda mirrors the actors journey to do “the right thing” while also fucking everything up at every tur#obviously we're more benevolent. but im certain the actor thinks the same of himself#hes just like “you have no idea how hard it is being so handsome and misunderstood :'( this is just a TASTE of my pain!!”#then i punch him in the face 10 million times#engie mark
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thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually
#thoughts in tags.....#when the cookie crumbles#pciv#pvp civilization#you know. evbo leaving behind everything he knows for his friend and going along with The Plan#constantly telling himself its for the greater good its for the greater good#but the longer he goes on the worse it gets#and both tabi and clown force him to stop diagetically monologuing somehow because otherwise he'll blow their cover#so he just gets quieter and quieter and withdraws more and more#to the point where even tabi is thinking like “damn maybe i Should've killed him in sword civ...” but he's here now#another thing is i think evbo would 100% buy and sneak another video journal machine out and when tabi finds out she Flips Her Lid#clown is less concerned because he wasn't With them so he doesn't know like tabi does that he spends So Much Time On This Shit#not knowing that (like minute said) video journaling is the biggest reason evbo is able to take in so much new info and maintain himself#and if they straight up take it away from him he's going to get Even Worse#i think clown doesn't see it as much of an issue despite tabi's major objections because he'd literally be talking about their plan On Air#and that tape goes somewhere and is Seen by someone (plus if someone else sees their cover is gone cuz video journals are sword only)#but in his eyes that means the only people who will ever see it are the diamond swords in their ivory tower who can't leave anyways#so why worry? if anything it shows them what they're (the axes) doing to their (the swords) little golden boy and they can't stop it#another thing i thought about is that they would definitely hold killing evbo over his head like. Constantly#and evbo's fear of dying isn't the same because he never died to tabi's axe so he doesn't know zam is waiting for him (which is also funny)#so instead it takes a spin of tabi saying “ill kill you and let you respawn in sword civ and you'll stay there with your regrets”#because even if zam Wasn't still waiting for him he kinda ditched the diamond swords so uh... kinda lost your sense of kinship there#a-NOTHER point of interest: guardfriend#since guards can access all civilizations they'd definitely want to take advantage of his connections and relation with evbo#especially since unless evbo spills the beans he most likely wouldn't know the eternal sword was taken and tabi is the one who took it#let alone that she (and clown by extension‚ but to throw off suspicion he doesn't show up around guard) is a natural born axr#so they can defo use what trust those two have to get places easier#but if he ends up getting in the way... [makes a chopping gesture across my throat]#could even do it in Front of evbo as an example of what happens to those who stand between them and their mission#holy shit this is the first time ive ever hit 30 tags. wtf
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Oh I loveee communions sm. Like you have a bunch of 8 and or 9 year old getting to eat communion for the first time and watch their reactions.
#cause i was just at one (my cousin)#and they were getting communion (which#if u dont know its like basically taste like a cardboard wafer)#anyway and there was 2 girls beside each other and the short one truns to the ither girl and goes#ble and like sticks out her tounge#omfg i started PISSING myself luaghing. i swear the entire church saw and then the other girl truned around and started like shaking her#head and making faces (i asume to a sibling or smth)#and omg#it was funny#plus i got to listen to em read prayers and that was somehwere between funny and painful#but we ball#and there was a kid behind us yelling the WHOLE time (he was only small) but he kept saying stuff that sounded like bad words#but weren't and by the end the dad took him out and he had the BIGGEST grin on his face. i swear. he knew damnn well what he was at#ughh#also i had communion for the first time sense Christmas and ughhhh still rank#the church was nice. not freezing surprisingly#anywayyy thats my rant#sorry#dont mind me rambling#personal bs
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i’m so curious as to what abilities charles would even have in rivals it’s hard to me to think about what telepaths can do in rivals esp charles who’s only rlly a telepath (and on some occasions has telekinesis) like emma has her diamond form jean has the phoenix and telekinesis but JUST a telepath in rivals is hard for me to think abt
i'm SO curious to see what charles' kit in rivals would be too but not because i doubt the potential of charles' access to abilities, i'm just so curious to see how net ease would play with him and what their ideas are for him. i could sit here and make ability kits for him all day really
even as predominantly a telepath, charles still has access to psionic blasts and waves and has demonstrated being able to topple sentinels and armies with these abilities. on occasion, he seems to be able to disrupt/interact with firearm functions and machinery on top of that.
and of course he has that little bit of telekinesis (not that i think it could do much all things considered but we'll give it an honorable mention why not)
we've also seen how telepathy by itself can be dangerous when it comes to the likes of inducing your greatest fears or putting you to sleep/rendering you immobile in other ways (though because of mantis' sleep ability i'm sure inducing sleep specifically wouldn't be an option for charles.), and we've seen telepathy used to buff others when it comes to stabilizing their mood/easing anxieties.
charles has even used his powers on himself to dull pains, so i don't doubt telepathy could be used to bolster the attack/defense of teammates/charles himself. if you really wanna play around, i could see giving charles a 'sonar' ability that lets him detect nearby enemies/see through walls within a certain radius of himself, but now i be gettin ahead of meself
i think the REAL question here is after the hurdle of What Would He Do is answered for charles, how would magneto be affected by any of his telepathic abilities.... ruh roh....
#snap chats#these just be some ideas off the top'o me head of course......#itd be incredibly funny if as magneto you couldnt be affected by any of charles' abilities AT ALL#at most i think just psionic blasts/waves since i dont think that's a mental thing- just a. mental blast thing. if that makes sense#i explained it on my twitter very briefly months ago of how i think that works but anyways#they could always just give grandpa a gun he was in the war he ain't above it#anyway can we tell i've thought Extensively about charles in rivals vEJRALKVEJAK#HELL if you added a hover chair for him you can hook that thing up with whatever weapons you want#however im p sure my post here is leaning charles more towards a support role- i mean thats what his 'leaked' role was anyway#if that leak is to be trusted at this point... but i personally think charles being support would make the most sense#also hi i had a bowl of cereal and now i feel like throwing up a lung brb i got an antacid with my name on it#update antacid did not thing for me and i hakced up a lung anyway. this baka life etc etc#posting this now so i stop thinking of potential charles abilities VJLKJAK LIKE I SAID i could sit and think on it a while#theres a lot of factors to consider and its fun to do so
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slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery
(creature by half•alive)
(textless + timelapse below cut)
#yellowart#subnautica#i feel like the timelapse is kinda long but also this did take a long time to make#anyways. let me yap about the meanings of all the panels <3#'i am creation' -> the ocean being the source of life and where shit evolved from also a good way to sort of 'set the scene' for subnautica#'both haunted' -> GHOST leviathan; in the BONE fields#'and holy' -> this one was a bit trickier. debated about using the emperor but i knew i wanted to use her elsewhere#also debated hoverfish because its cute and well liked so i thought that would be funny for 'and holy'#also something something jesus walking on water also makes it fitting. in the end though i decided on a peeper with the enzyme trail#and i *tried* to make it loop over its head like a halo but idk how well that imagery came through. still mentioned it in the alt text tho.#'made in glory' -> was REALLY torn about this one. on the one hand i wanted to have like a picture of the code because something something#divine machine and it being made out of code making it inherently holy or something; but i wasnt sure if that would be too#'immersion breaking' since most of the stuff in this is like in game stuff i wasnt sure if acknowledging that it was a game would be#too much. my other idea was to draw a couple of creature eggs like a stalker egg and a spadefish egg or something; but in the end i just#went with the one that i personally thought was cooler so if you think it does feel out of place uhhhh sorry i guess lmao.#also yes that is code from the game. idk shit about programming i just think code shit is cool so i poked though a modding tutorial til i#found what it is they use to look at that shit and started poking around. its pretty cool tbh. anyways the specific part i chose for the#drawing was something under the peepers; i think its the bit that tells the enzyme peepers to do the enzyme stuff like the trail obviously#but also some other stuff. not 100% sure though like i said idk shit about this sort of thing but everything in there seems pretty well#labeled its kinda impressive. and very helpful for navigating even if you dont know shit lol.#anyways. 'even the depths of the night cannot blind me' -> blood kelp trench is i think one of the darkest biomes in the game#possibly THE darkest so i thought it would be fitting. probably my least favorite panel though i dont think i did a very good job#representing the area or representing the bloodvines :/#'when you guide me' -> sea emperor but more specifically her messages to the player telling you to 'come here'#'creature only' -> not sure how well i can articulate this but basically the idea of humans beig animals with animal needs to eat and drink#and the idea of being a part of the ecosystem. modern life tends to make us forget that sort of thing but id imagine for ryley being on the#planet would violently remind him of this with things trying to eat him while he has to try to eat things as well. being part of the food#web. 'creature only' because he is only a creature not non-essential systems maintenance chief; but a creature living in an environment and#trying to survive. or something like that. does that make any fucking sense to anyone besides me? whatever.#anyways yapping over 👍
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whats your fav aspect(s) of jadekat?
anon im sorry but i had like 40+ notes prepaired for my thoughts on jadekat but i lost all of them proof-reading it and this is all i got
they are the ultimate yuri to me
#jadekat#rgtxt#there was also tags that were like#karkat did not get the outcome he wanted with jade#he punished himself (slapping himself isnt that bad but i digress)#for well finding pity in such a “stupid” human#and it was obvious to him she hated him#(before the apology)#he wanted to troll her but got red feelings for her and did not like it#like i feel like if youre nice to jade she would be nice to you but with how karkat was being an ass he just got into more shit lol#like another thing is that they bicker a lot#like in the old couple way but also like...#a highschool couple shipped together by their school but they do not like eachother that much#like that probably isnt a real trope but its a trope in my head#but its like 3am sorry anon my thoughts are jumbled and i dont remember much right now soz#but in the sense of bickering it was more like opposite trolling#mainly with the passwords#but karkat was just trolling himself with that hugeass paragraph with just... i dont want to think about it hes just fucking weird#i am referring to page 3972#i think the whole “you turned it into this overdramatic thing” is a good way to dumb down their relationship#most of her actions are just poking fun but then he will make a whole entire soap opera#she would do a puppet show he would do shakespear#and thats funny as shit
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Day 142 | id in alt
Kugisaki uses Gojo's face as a reaction image when everyone doesn't expect it
(read from left to right)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#gojo satoru#YES I JUST WANTED TO DRAW THE FREAK EYES YES I DID#idgaf if Gojo isn't hot i am having FUN#Maki: Nobara please stop using Gojo's mug shot as a reaction image#I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING MYSELF bc there aint a bitch in my ear telling me stupid shit honestly#Gojo dosent deserve to be hot#He has a face only Geto could tolerate because of swollowin curses#which I personally think is funny as shit#i think itd make more sense to put eyes on the sides of his head rather than all six on the front of his face#idk. just feels right#certainly dont feel right to Kugisaki tho#I am actually fighting yhe urge to spam Kugisaki whole name everywhere its actually so strong it's worrying#style tweak in the middle of the damn drawing like always
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#cant sleep so im holic rambling abt the first thing to come into my head again#xxxholic#its a wild twist but it makes perfect sense lol#everything we learn abt shizuka is just another vine thud in the gay lake#watanuki is so funny cause i rly loved his character from day 1 but it was knly later that i realised how painfully like him i am#as a teenager i also shoved my feelings to the back of my brain so i didnt have to think about them without realising#how else do you think it took so long for me to come out as my actual identity
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Im interested in a Demisexual MC and Asmo dynamic
I think asmos wanting to be loved for his personality instead of just his looks and body
And then mc not being able to be sexually attracted to someone without an emotional connection
It would be a very lovely match imo
#asmodeus x mc#asmodeus x reader#obey me asmodeus#i have two different scenes in my head#for when mc realizes they are attracted to asmo#one is when its the morning time and asmo calls out to them and they turn to greet him#and it hits suddenly almost out of no where when they see him all happy to see them#and theyre like....i forgot something#u dont have to wait up#and then they just go to hide and process in their room#the other scene is like theyre just talking about something at RAD#and asmo says something that makes them go...hmmm#and then theyre like ....wait wait wait#and theyre like omg i think i like this fool i--#i think the dynamic is also interesting cause i like the hc that says the brothers can sense when someone is feeling/indulging in their sin#so asmo is like...what was that#mc: what was what? 😐#i think it would be funny#cause it just happens and hes not expecting it at all since mc hasnt been feeling anything this whole time!#and it happens at a very mundane time#this has been in my head for a long time#writing ideas maybe#a lot of work so lets just imagine it in our heads lol
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We are once more reading JSTOR for fanfiction purposes: I gotta know how long a medical degree took at Trinity in the 1790s For Reasons
#this trans stephen maturin AU has grown Backstory bc i cannot just Write it has to Make Sense#ive gotten attached to mona. a character without a last name and who is referenced like. twice#i have 6 pages of backstory notes#and much more in my brain. but i cant write them down until i know how long getting his MD took#aubreyad#aubreyad fanfic#aubrey maturin#aubrey maturin fanfic#jack aubrey#stephen maturin#its really helpful that he went to trinity tho. bc i went to trinity. i know Places.#i dated an enviromental biologist there too. which is funny. my mother commented on their similarity tbh. bc Z is also v autistic#but i know The Places. ive been in the Old Bits where he would have had classes(they dripped water on my head while i was Learning)#and i know how the city Feels. like. the roads.#fuck i miss dublin. i should go to bed befoelre The Crying starts#or find an article thatll let me read it#need to remember to beg my mothers JSTOR access this weekend
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the girls
(when i first watched strongest battle i remember thinking "what season do those stupid ass blue things belong to". little did i know)
#changeman#'officially' its spelt hidrer but like..... every sub i've seen calls them hydra soldiers and that just makes more sense in my head#anyway changeman has such a yucky art direction in terms of its monsters and i find them genuinly unpleasent most of the time#its great and i love it#these fuckers are so slimey and bitey and feral and their blond hair is so fucking funny#also they make such good noises#sadly they stop covering the stunt men in slime pretty quickly but for the first few episodes we are living our best life#i think i enjoyed drawing these ladies so much because back in my wow days i spent a lot of time drawing draenei#and this felt shockingly similar to drawing draenei#2024 art tag
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Man. I completed the first Big loop tonight and I absolutely adore how this game handles the whole time loop thing in general, but also how it feels like it trains your brain the same way it’s doing with Sif. You see them get more and more accustomed to the looping process while you yourself start getting more and more confident with the mechanics, and once you complete the goal you’ve been told to complete, you’re like. Yay! I did it! And then the first Big reset happens and you’re like uhhhhhh oh no. And in your own confusion you’re staring at Sif who is just as confused as the fear and hopelessness start to set in and he begins to have a panic attack in the field w Mira there and you’re just like yep same buddy. Idk. The way they pull it off is so good!! I love when a game gets you right there mentally in the same spot as the MC and I’m trying to relish every second of it bc I know this one is going to be one I wish I could play for the first time again.
#by bug#idk minor isat spoilers#speaking of spoilers#I have no self control so I have been slightly spoiled on some stuff but nothing that really makes a ton of sense atm#so I have no idea how it will play out plot-wise or anything just know of some. Things#this game came at a perfect time too with thinking about time loop stuff in general#bc for a long time now I’ve continued to turn over in my head a way I could do something like that w Merc even in an AU#like they were killed by a clock and half their playlist includes shit with clock noises bc I found it funny#but I could never think of a way I wanted to do it bc Dark Souls kind of has its own semblance of a time loop for undead right#and now at least this game is giving me some new ways of looking at the trope as a whole and it’s kind of fun
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fob yuri this fob yuri that. where is fully fem paramore. yurimore. parayuri
#i am half kidding but theyd kinda be hot as womenfdjsfeuwfjskacjsa [is put in the shredder]#T@YLEY YURI ANYBODY? ANYBODY GET ME?#i will only rrr pee eff if i can fully fictionalize the dudes i guess LDMSKFJKSKMFSK#sry its funny girlfob is blowing up on twitter side of things. ive been inflicting myself with girlfob (mostly GOB fic version--#-bc its such good characterization like. owaoh) FOR A YEAR NOW. JUST IN MY HEAD. DONE NOTHING WITH IT BUT ITS THERE.#i just need to make OCs :( im so bad at stories. i just play characters like dolls. makes no sense. ok word vomit over#skulltxt
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