#it makes me laugh

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

The funniest thing about red/green flag BS is the assumption that we actually need this information for real life. Oh yeah, don't worry, if my mom forces me to be a mute for 20 years and I have to replace my sister in a political marriage between conglomerate families, I'll watch for warning signs from my husband. If I'm ever approached by a hundred year old vampire who looks 17, I'll know that our age gap is too big. The internet saved me.

[ford-owner]

queerbait part 2

[frownyalfred]

being an author on ao3 means having two back to back bookmarks on the same 30k fic and one is tagged long fic!! and the other one says short fic :(

[pigdemonart]

ITS PIG DEMON. not pidgemon. ohhh my god. i cant believe this.

THIS HAPPENS AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR WHEN WILL IT END

[mothorcus]

i havent doodled leshy in a hot minute so take these leshy and yc doodles :D

ok thamk you for your time :]

[myquietsafehaven]

Love that TMA ships that contain Jon get just mashed together names no poetry here.

Like you got Jmart, JonTim, JonMarTim, JonSasha, JonElias, JonGerry etc.

Meanwhile the other ships get Lonelyeyes, TerminalVelocity, Doorkeay.

Only one I can think that includes Jon is Polyarchives, and that’s still like borderline on not being a bad ship name.

Conclusion: Nothing Jon just doesn’t get to be cool.

[bedforddanes75]

i may hate twitter but this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while

[justaz]

Au timebomb meeting s1 arc 2 timebomb from canon is an idea so humorous to me. Imagine them in a loving relationship and then turning to see canon timebomb beating the shit out of each other.

[rooolt]

The first look photos confirming the rest of the LaRusso family didn’t also come to Barcelona makes lawrusso shared hotel room real to me. They’re fucking and fighting in there

[naffeclipse]

Do you guys want an out-of-context meme for the next chapter of AP?

[ministarfruit]

redrew one of my fave memes

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Baek Sa-eon, to a man who is minding his business, being nice to orphans, and kind to Sa-eon's secret wife, with absolutely zero proof: But what if you are the kidnapper, actually?

[seraphim-seeker]

TFA! MegOP arranged marriage (for political reasons) AU BUT.... Megatron is the nervous wreck for once. I want this man have a panic attack for 10 solid minutes then steeling himself around Optimus and during the wedding, etc. But of course overtime he does let mask drop and shows Optimus he was in an equal state of discomfort and nervousness

[wolfy1298]

Sometimes it’s the little things that get ya

[lefthandedvegan]

so many people think autistic people have boring vanilla sex when we require 7 human rights violations and an entire prop department to cum

[anwarism]

I saw this photo on pinterest and immediately thought "CaitVi"! Then the dialogues came easily 😆