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moreclaypigeons · 1 year ago
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"they should not make me do school" says the guy who is actively enrolling in college classes,
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snaxle · 4 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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demadogs · 3 months ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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omegaverse-anesthesiologist · 7 months ago
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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softpng · 2 months ago
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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
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bizarrebazaar13 · 14 days ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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I was inspired
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copepods · 7 months ago
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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inkskinned · 7 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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swedenis-h · 20 days ago
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Wife lovers till they die
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atissi · 1 month ago
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locked the fuck back in
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doctorsiren · 1 month ago
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
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great-and-small · 7 months ago
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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muffinlance · 8 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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starridge · 4 months ago
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also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw
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