ea-paperbits
ea-paperbits
writhing in existential dread
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|| If someone knows how life, universe and everything began PLEASE tell me, it's keeping me up at night || currently studying microbiology and want to branch out to astrobiology Teenager in 20s going through life and stuff I simp for Lord Byron cuz he was a slut and friends with the Shelleys
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ea-paperbits · 7 days ago
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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now
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ea-paperbits · 7 days ago
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ea-paperbits · 27 days ago
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We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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throwback to theo punching boris in the face at the park and boris kissing the blood off of theos knuckles or whatever it was
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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Theo really called popchyk gay as if he didn’t kiss a MAN five pages ago like actually stop projecting onto the poor dog
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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theo literally a few pages after kissing his best friend: i fucking hate my dog he makes me looks so gay
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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theo being SO excited to take boris to reunite with popchyk after all those years apart VS boris refusing to let theo take him to a second location lest he beat the shit out of him and/or kill him over the secondhand (now thirdhand) stolen painting that theo was still under the impression had been locked in a high security storage facility for a decade
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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donna tartt is really good at writing books that make you think “oh, these characters GOTTA have gay sex” only for you to find out that they’ve been having gay sex the WHOLE TIME and it certainly hasn’t helped
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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Putting down Donna Tartt novels feels like a real break up because boy, I was possessing your spirit for 700 pages straight and now...poof, you're gone like a ghost.
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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the bit after theo gets back to new york and hes like "i felt constant overwhelming shame. dunno why tho" like okay do you want me to start writing a list
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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- Donna Tartt
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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Back to roots (this is my first film with Finn wolfhard))
And some sketches:3
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ea-paperbits · 28 days ago
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can you imagine if theo did open the package after he heard about the miami news and found that civics workbook with boris and kotku's initials in a heart inside the cover i think he might have killed himself for good
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