#it just exists

[lankylunatic]

What could possibly go wrong when you give a cowboy obsessed plant with an insane IQ access to a workshop and bunch of lost tech? Robo Honse is what happens Brad promptly banned him from being unsupervised in the workshop after this. He's still not sure how the hell Nai made this without anyone finding out

I've decided Redemption AU Nai gets to build a robo horse because the Toma don't like him very much (he doesn't like them either)

[aweirdbugcreature]

Me after a bad social interaction:

"I'm a fucking loser, I have no friends, omg why am I so embarrassing? There's something deeply wrong with me, i'm a monster. So cringe, gross, never show your face again. Kill yourself."

Me after a good social interaction:

"I'm a fucking genius, so cool, social butterfly, king of charisma, I'm so absolutely funny and hot, I do not have any issues, and everyone loves me. This is the best day of my life."

[ceratatata]

That moment when you take a made-up code for a language you made when you were twelve with your bestie and make it into an actual language

[oasisofgalaxies]

I don’t crochet hats and things I crochet the yarn equivalent of 2 by 4s

[movielp-pany]

in my brain, Pitts knows basic surviving in nature skills

[commissionsdarian]

Is it an open relationship

It's an undefined relationship

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[ameba-from-space]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cardo-de-comer]

Sun is always the calm one. While the Moon has more fps, always moves and wants to gnaw on walls, pace around and destroy timelines, the Sun is the one who prevents the chaos, usually by doing nothing. Or at least that's how I see them.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[demaparbat-hp]

Existential Nihilism Squad™

[paradoxsun]

Throw back to when I was 15 and angsty and thought I was evil for being nice to people I didn’t like, and that me being kind was me trying to be manipulative.

It's so funny when people punish themselves for being human. Oh, you weren't openly rude to people you dislike. Are you supposed to be? Should all of us be fighting with people we disagree with 24/7? Is that how the real world works?

Sure, kindness is nice when it exists solely to help others. But kindness is rewarded through serotonin by our bodies. Your internal system is already rewarding you. Is it really so wrong to take pleasure in external rewards too?

It's okay baby. You're still learning.