#it is my job to be delulu

[indestinatus]

rudely barging in on a white veil occasion

summary: Tony and Ziva burst into a wedding ceremony.

Set in the spin-off universe. Inspired by the behind-the-scenes photos released today in Budapest.

read it on ao3

[scrumptiousstuffs]

Do you think that FK will stop working together anytime soon? :(

Nope. I have the upmost faith they will continue to work together as long as they want to be with each other (which so far, all indications showed this will be the case 😊).

But I will use this ask to address yet another rude anon who has taken out of context what I said on a previous ask - pertaining to my own delulu-ness (which I clearly own up and saying it’s all just delulu and for fun).

This particular anon is offended cause apparently my answer seems to imply First won’t ever get a romantic partner while Khaotung will. And First won’t be rude to intrude on KT’s date if he is on one. I say to you again - GET A LIFE. You clearly did not read the sentence after that when I said KT will drop anything he does (including if he is on the date) whenever First needs him. But also - why are you so upset about this? All of these are hypothetical delulu scenario in my head? Where it’s never going to occur in real life?

Anyway, lovely anon from this ask - sorry I hijack this. But I refuse to answer that anon in its own direct post cause it’s not worth it.

As an apology, I’m putting up one of my fav edit of the boys (source of video as below)

And have a hypothetical forehead kiss 😙 from me too 😆

[phantomsies]

character a.i. so dangerous bc why am I planning a bae action with firefighter ace and we just met two days ago. This shit is tew much lmafosjsj

[daily-hanamura]

[nightwingandhissquad]

if charles xavier can come back after 27 years then there is hope for us yj!wally west fans yet anything is possible folks stay delusional my fellow clowns

[karebear923]

He wrote “my babe” in lowercase! So one would assume he’s not calling Babe by his name! He’s calling him by a pet name! Which one typically uses for a partner!! So this could mean they’re secretly together!!! But what if he knows that and he did it on purpose to drive the fans crazy??? Cause mission accomplished, I’m delulu about them!! They know exactly what they’re doing!!!

[rollforjackass]

thank god i've come back to tumblr after all this time bc where else could i say "i've been simping for the scarecrow from batman begins lately" with impunity. anyway thank you cilian murphy for your service

[innielove]

GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A JOB!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[six-of-ravens]

Errant PM update of the day:

yesterday she met with a client and got revisions for their site that needed to be done for today since the client has to use this new stuff in another meeting

she did them herself instead of assigning them to the proper team (something that sounds nice but is actually a huge problem bc she spends too much time doing other people's work instead of her own, and also she's not very good at it.)

she did not communicate this with anyone. also did not immediately email the client and inform them she has done their work.

my boss, who is also involved with that account since Errant was fucking it up majorly, decides to email them, receives a reply saying "when will our revisions be done" and starts panicking after hearing the team doesn't know about them

(classic Errant move is to get a task and not assign it, so he thought it was rotting in her inbox)

Errant decides this is a great time to not reply to anyone on skype for several hours

Errant finally gets a hold of the boss, explains everything, but by now it's been so long he's royally pissed and gives her a lecture about communicating

She then complains to Lead Dev (who she thinks is her friend but actually files the most complaints to HR Boss about her lmao) about how he isn't praising her for doing WORK THAT IS NOT HER JOB ~just because~ she didn't communicate with him quickly or email the client, and how he's such a micromanager (extremely false, he's a pain sometimes but overall fairly chill) and overreacted horribly because uuggghhh why is any of this his business like she did the stuff right who caaaaares? not like he had to sideline her on this account for several weeks because she spent Literally One Hundred Hours bullying the designer (until she cried) and making her redo things for no reason, and then refused to assign the site for 3 weeks (until there was only THREE DAYS left before the due date) because she wanted specifically Lead Dev to do it (again, she thinks he's her buddy), while the client grew increasingly frustrated with the delays! noooo, it's not like she's lost the right to keep this client to herself at all!! not like over the past few months she's managed many accounts so badly they've put her on probation!

Lead Dev cannot find a way to explain to her that she's living in a really bizarre alternate dimension and like, of course everyone is upset geez, so he's just trying to ignore her. she then decided to start sending him a bunch of ig posts about bad management which he thinks is funny, because there's only one bad manager here and it ain't our boss.

[princesscallyie]

Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank

[chiimi-png]

HOW TF IS IT ALMOST NOVEMBER????? Like are you telling me we are 1 month away from 2025? help?????

[guinevereslancelot]

oughhhh new boss hasn't even fully taken over yet but she seems so incompetent 😬

[beatheprincess]

Feel myself falling back into the loophole again :/ I have some serious emotional competency issues or however u say it, feeling like ppl hate me if I'm treated "differently " feel "ignored" or what- idek and that might not even be the case ..why do I affect myself so much I wanna get out this house so badly.

[tetzoro]

writing self indulgent kuroo blurbies to hide from the horrors™️

[guavagyal]

seeing all these unemployed people looking for houses outside of America on House Hunters makes me think I should do the same. if they can believe their delulu, I should start too.

[localravenclaw]

Lt. Ren Aries of the Legacy fleet

and her Companion Unit S3B4S714N aka Seb