#bc i didnt want her to feel unwelcome or weird or anything

[guinevereslancelot]

oughhhh new boss hasn't even fully taken over yet but she seems so incompetent 😬

[sunlightandsuffering]

so yesterday im watching a movie and i saw a hot japanese bartender in there and i ONCE TF AGAIN i thought of eremika pls i srsly need help! then i got this hc of them meeting after ten or twenty or whatever, eren is a bartender in a very high end club and one day mikasa ackerman walks in all stressed and tired. actually, they were like high school classmates and eren is kinda a big bully to that japanese girl (im sorry eren is such an awful asshole here) he likes to pick on her, tease her, everything that makes her uncomfy and then after years they see each other again. he's like "mikasa? mikasa ackerman?!" and she got flustered and shy bc she saw him and then nodded. "yeah, it's me. hello eren?"

so he served her drinks and all the shit he should do bc he's a bartender and after his shift invited miki out to drink after and they did, drunk eren confessed that he's in love with her and he only did what he did in high school because he likes her so much he doesn't know what to do w his feelings (typical eren) and he wants to claim her and prevent other dudes from hitting on her bc she's his and all those shit like that (im really sorry he's an asshole ugh) and mikasa is all shocked bc she never thought eren yeager would tell her all these but instead she smiled bc all these time she knew he's had it bad for her that's why she never reacted that much from his bullying bc he thought he was cute back then (he's a cute bully who loves to get her attention) and so w all her courage she grasped his chin and kissed him so hard tequila and all. morning after, eren found himself in an unfamiliar bed smelling of scented candles and his fave scent in high school, mikasa ackerman's signature strawberry scent and he looks over his right sees her sleeping and damn she's still so pretty just like back then.

ok this is fluff i think? i just think they'd be cute T,T

-vibrating dildo anon (ps i didnt write the other ask, is claiming other anon's hc a thing now? hmmm or am i just uhm petty lol)

ohhh that's so weird, maybe I misinterpreted what they said? 😂 but I love that u just think of EM so much what a mood honestly! me too bud. this is so cute, ugh I work in a restaurant, so hot bartender Eren PEAKKKK

He's got too many tattoos for her to really be sure, but Mikasa is almost 100% certain the hot bartender she's been eyeing up for an hour and that her friends keep encouraging her to drop her number to is Eren Yeager. Eren Yeager, her high school bully, boy she's known since kindergarten, and the same kid who used to fill her locker with mildly insulting notes. Every morning like clockwork she'd receive a mildly upsetting note, and at first, it had torn her apart, her and Eren used to be friends. But then, she'd had a sneaking suspicion because the notes were the weirdest things only he would know and oddly specific, sometimes they weren't even insulting.

Mikasa, stop using coconut shampoo it smells terrible

she'd switched to vanilla and the next day she'd gotten an angry note about that too.

Mikasa, no one likes you, especially not me.

that one had just been plain denial on his part.

Mikasa, you are annoying

and the list went on, if anything by the end of school, she'd actually been impressed with how many notes he'd come up with, new ways to creatively insult her but not really.

Mikasa was smart, and her mom had always told her, some boys had weird ways of showing affection, especially if they were really immature, and Eren well he'd always been really immature.

So, seeing him here at this swanky bar on a friday night is unexpected to say the least, but not entirely unwelcome.

Because despite the fact that he'd rather die than admit it, she'd always known he'd had a crush on her.

So Mikasa, in all her infinite wisdom, decides to shoot her shot, see what happens, maybe pretend not to know him.

Nothing would be more fun than watching her high school bully try to flirt his way into her bed. because yeah, maybe at one point he might have made her cry by telling her she smelled like girl, but now, she's old enough to know she's probably the best looking girl at the bar. So Mikasa saddles up to the barter, takes a seat and motions for the bartender.

And he comes a few minutes later, looking completely shocked and unsure what to do with himself. "Mikasa!?"

Payback time. "Sorry, yeah, that's me, who are you again?" "Eren, umm Eren Yeager," he sounds nervous just speaking his name and she smirks, good he should be, if it wasn't for her mental fortitude she'd probably have years of trauma around him.

"Oh, yeah you were the kid who always put notes in my locker right?" He looks like he wants the ground to absorb him, "Umm yeah, I'm ugh I'm really sorry about that, I was really immature back then and I didn't know how to express myself--" Mikasa cuts him off, she likes having the power here, "Whatever, the past is in the past, can I get a vodka soda?" He nods obediently and Mikasa's grin widens, oh she's got him alright.

And for the rest of the night, the bartender is her bitch, no matter how long the line gets, Mikasa gets her drink first, and promptly barely any wait every time and as she gets tipsier, the better Eren starts to look. He's sweaty from rushing around, they must be shortstaffed, he's the only bartender on. The night picks up and Eren gets bolder as she sticks around, her own friends leaving and it's just her flirting away, low-cut top and hands touching his forearms to see how strong he is, feeling up his biceps.

He makes it easy really, with how often his eyes dip to the neckline of her shirt and then up to her lips, so very easy.

As the end of the night nears, he finally makes a move, tattooed arms, leaning up against the bar, face tilted toward her.

"So, Mikasa umm would you maybe be interested, in going out sometime?" God, he's all man and tattoos, taller than most of the guys she's been with before, walking sin and he's still all nervous around her.

It's almost cute if she didn't want him to ravage her over the bar counter.

finally, vengeance is hers. "Not sure Eren, I don't usually date high school bullies, especially not ones with useless crushes they don't know how to act on." "Oh," he sounds so sad, "Yeah I deserve that, once again I'm really sorry Mikasa, I just I didn't know how to handle my feelings and I," she cuts him off again, a finger to his lips as she leaves some cash on the bar top.

"Don't worry about it Eren, you were so obviously in love with me, it was kind of cute actually, very flattering. I just might let you try your luck."

She leaves him with a kiss tasting of vodka and tequila and a note, her phone number scribbled on it, and just one phrase Eren, no one likes you, especially not me and a little kissy face just for good measure.

[imanes]

hey imane, idk if u keep up w/ bom anymore but the other day someone asked on her ig if she got more work done recently (n it wasnt written maliciously at all bc they said they didnt wanna offend bom and complimented her in general at the end of the comment) and a lot of bjs started painting that comment as 'hate'? also bom denied that claim (again) and sounded kinda pissed too lmfao. im a bit disappointed in her for that (and im a fan) but i get it must be a sensitive topic for her. (1/2)

i just wanted to rant to you for a bit bc i hate how so many bjs deny that she had a fuckton of surgery bc i guess they think that admitting it means to admitting she's ugly??? AND I HATE THIS MENTALITY bc i love bom and i still think she looks cute (altho def worse compared to 2ne1's peak years) but i feel like even a few of my bj friends might side eye me for saying that. instead of denying her surgeries ppl could tell bom she's pretty anyway so she could stop being in denial herself :/ (2/2)

hi!! yes i do still keep up with her (i’m actually surprised anyone remembers im a bom stan i haven’t spoken about her on here for YEARS so props to u!!) esp in light of the latest development of her “scandal” and her finally speaking up so i was proud of her for that. of course there’s no denying that she’s had multiple surgeries that were arguably botched and i did see her comments about how she “snapped” at someone for questioning whether or not she had a jaw shave or something (i think i remember the comment being about her face shape in general so idk) and like while i’m happy she’s done acting like a silent doormat and started talking back i do understand you. it’s always disappointing when the people we admire don’t admit honestly their actions but at the same time i know it’s none of my business what she does with her face. like she doesn’t have to admit publicly that she’s had obvious procedures, especially seeing how people on korean forums talk about her cuz they’d have a field day. i do think that if she were to speak publicly about it, she’d get much more flack and some more demeaning comments bc they just don’t know how to quit and stop beating up a harmless puppy -__- bom has never seemed to be the kind of person who can admit publicly or even privately to her shortcomings or her inability to face reality so it does seem consistent with her behaviour this past year. at this point i’m just happy that she’s learning to use her voice again to speak up and hopefully to sing soon. if she releases a single of herself farting into a microphone for 3 minutes i’d stream it and buy it and rub it in everyone’s face to make up for the last years and i’ll do it bc i don’t see the point in getting myself emotionally invested in anything else than in her music but that’s just how im personally wired! i just hope she’s getting therapy and counseling and support from those who matter in her life bc she’s going down a tough road and i personally wouldn’t focus on what she’s doing to her face so long as she’s getting towards a healthier place. u know fans can support what the artist they admire do while remaining critical of their actions so i don’t think it’s wrong of you to think like that, since i suppose a lot of other people believe that on the down low but would rather shield her from the hate and contempt coming from everywhere. i’d love to see her face w/o those weird filters tho i think it’s adding a bit of unwelcome eeriness to her appearance