#it is kinda like the Warrior Penelope AU

[adiraofthetals]

Ok, so I will be making an EPIC x Discovery AU with Paul as Odysseus in my free time. But the song 38 aka Odysseus really sings Michael vibes as Odysseus and Leto as Telemachus. So minor edits to the OG Lyrics to fit that (Also I don't have names for the suitors so I just left them as they were). Cut down below cause its going to be long.

[MICHAEL]

For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain

From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain

I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy

Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my love and hurt my boy

[MICHAEL, spoken]

I have had enough

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Mic—

[SUITOR #1]

In the heat of battle, at the edge of the unknown

[SUITOR #2]

Somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe

[SUITOR #3]

We have the advantage, we've the numbers and the might

[SUITOR #4, spoken]

No

[SUITOR #4]

You don't understand it, this woman plans for every fight

[An arrow is shot and a SUITOR screams]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[SUITOR #5]

Where is she? Where is she?

[SUITOR #6]

Keep your head down, she's aimin' for the torches

[SUITOR #7]

Our weapons, they're missing!

[SUITOR #8]

She's using the darkness to hide her approaches

[SUITOR #9]

We're empty handed, up against an archer

Our only chance is to strike her in the darkness

[SUITOR #10]

We know these halls, the odds can be tilted

[Michael, spoken]

You don't think I know my own palace? I built it

[More SUITORS are killed, there is screaming and yelling]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[EURYMACHUS]

Old queen, our leader is dead

You've destroyed the serpent's head

Now the rest of us are no longer a threat

Old queen, forgive us instead

So that no more blood is shed

Let's have open arms instead

[EURYMACHUS is shot]

[MICHAEL, spoken]

No

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[AMPHINOMUS]

Damn, she's more cunning than I assumed

While we were busy plotting

She hid our weapons inside this room

[MELANTHIUS]

I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of queens

Left her armory unlocked

[AMPHINOMUS]

So what?

Now that we have armed ourselves

Let's make the bastard rot

[MELANTHIUS]

Behind you!

[AMPHINOMUS is stabbed in the back]

[Instrumental Break]

[LETO]

Throw down those weapons

And I ensure you'll be spared

[MELANTHIUS]

After seeing what the queen will do to us

We wouldn't dare

[LETO]

I don't wanna hurt you

But trust me, I've come prepared

[MELANTHIUS]

Ha! Your very presence has doomed the queen, young prince

We don't fight fair

[LETO, spoken]

Stop

[MELANTHIUS]

Siblings, we got company and she's made a grave mistake

Left the weapons room unlocked, and now they're ours to take

Siblings, come and arm yourselves, there's a chance for us to win

We can still defeat the queen if we all attack the prince

[MELANTHIUS, SUITORS, LETO]

Where is he? Where is he?

Capture him, he's our greatest chance

Get off me, get off me

Fight 'til the prince can barely stand

Hold him down, hold him down

Make the queen obey our command

Hold him down, hold him down

'Cause if she won't, I'll break the kid's hands

[MELANTHIUS, spoken]

Got him

[MELANTHIUS is stabbed in the back]

[MELANTHIUS, spoken]

Me-mer—

[MICHAEL, spoken]

Mercy? Mercy?

[MICHAEL]

My mercy has long since drowned

It died to bring me home

And as long as you're around

My family's fate is left unknown

You plotted to kill my son

You planned to rape my husband

All of you are going to die

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael

[MICHAEL, spoken]

You've filled my heart with hate

All of you, who have done me wrong

This will be your fate!

[MICHAEL beheads MELANTHIUS. The remaining SUITORS scream in terror as MICHAEL kills them all]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael

Michael

[crowsongcaws]

Poly HamilOdyPen when

[rongrii]

Penelope warrior au arts bc I’ve grown to really like it :]

for now only some pen and ares but i am planning to draw more characters for this swap au

i am kinda late to the fandom but it doesnt stop me from participating

also a few more doodles under the cut

[chaoticm0therfvcker]

Warrior Penelope AU God Games

An altered version of the six gods’ verses in God Games by Jorge Rivera-Herrans to fit the Warrior Penelope AU by @gigizetz. Enjoy!

Note: this is only the main part of the song, not the introduction or Zeus’s hissy fit at the end

Apollo!

Apollo: You all know I’m a fan of catchy songs

So with so many sirens gone,

I think Penny’s in the wrong

Ares: They were trying to do her worse!

All she did was reimburse them!

Now they’ll tread with caution first,

To live another day and sing another verse!

Apollo: if that’s true, release her

Hephaestus!

Hephaestus: trust is not given, it’s forged

Why should I give her my support?

She sacrificed her own cohort!

Ares: Did you forget they failed to listen?

She was betrayed and then imprisoned!

But if you make the right decision,

She can still build a future with those who miss her!

Hephaestus: fine, release her

Aphrodite!

Aphrodite: your little high and mighty,

Penelope,

Claimed to care for Ithica

But then almost let it drown

Ares: She was busy fighting!

Aphrodite: More like busy spiting

The cyclops,

Why don’t you come to your senses,

And let her get what she deserves

Ares: Wait!

Please reconsider this…

Athena: Really Ares, this sentiment?

Ares: Athena!

Athena! Athena!

Athena: what kind of sick, hothead

Releases all her power

While her friends get devoured?

Abandoned her friends to fight of Scylla

She wasn’t even able to kill her!

Never thinks things through before getting them done!

Treats bloodshed like mindless fun!

Psychotic and hotheaded like her son!

Ares: hold your tongue now!

Her son’s my friend!

And tell my lover that Penny can keep a level head!

You want more strategy, then set her free!

To get back to her homestead,

She’ll let her knowledge take the lead!

Aphrodite and Athena: ugh, release him

Hera!

Hera: so many heroes!

So many tales!

Give me one good reason

Why yours should prevail!

Ares: she’s got the spirit of a hero!

Hera: try harder

Ares: she wins a fight every day!

Hera: you can do better than that!

Ares: she’s kinda clever?

Hera: ehh…

Ares: never once has she tried being someone else’s wife

Hera: release her

[deadbaguette]

It’s been a few hours since I listened to the Wisdom Saga and I’m feeling the overwhelming urge to make things about Odypendio

Thoughts below (revolves around a Diomedes going to Ithaca AU)

So let me just say that Diomedes would NOT have let Antinous say all that 🙌 In my ideal AU where Diomedes goes to Ithaca instead going to fucking Italy, he, Telemachus, and Penelope would probably have gotten close.

Diomedes acting as the kind of stand in king/husband since he knew Odysseus and was a king. Telling Telemachus stories of his dad, comforting Penelope because they both hope to see him again.

And what with Athena taking on a somewhat mentor role to Telemachus, I would like to think Diomedes would have furthered that since he was/is a favoured hero of Athena. Still on the fence on whether Telemachus would learn to fight from him, or Diomedes would be hesitant to tutor him into child warrior. BUT back to the main idea of the post, as one of the best warriors amongst the Achaians, he would absolutely not allow the suitors to push Telemachus or Penelope around.

And while I have no doubt Penelope handled things well on her own, and she still is the one running the show imo, the suitors would still be more hesitant to make remarks after Diomedes entered the picture. This is not only due to the fact that this is Diomedes, but also due to the fact that he’s kinda the stand in for Odysseus.

Anyways stan OdyPenDio and go listen to the Wisdom Saga if you haven’t already

[armored-atlantean-captain]

"Oh, sorry. Wrong cabin," Teuta quickly backtracked as soon as he saw the naked woman in the room that was definitely not Penelope. Yikes, he really needed to start paying attention more-

"Penelope's been missing all day." Aphrodite muttered to herself in the cabin, Ares asleep beside her.

She never just disappeared. She'd never do that without telling Ares or her... right?

Why was Aphrodite even worried, there was this sick feeling in her stomach she had never felt back when she was a Goddess, maybe she was sick?

Or maybe she was just scared.

Scared that Penelope might not return.

Scared that she left her and Ares the second that they weren't God's anymore.

Scared that she was all alone.

[0intothewoods0]

Epic: The Musical X Life Series AU (this is just a list of who would be who, because your girl can’t draw to save a life)

It started with a ‘ wow I can kinda see life series Lizzie and Joel singing a Penelope and Ody song in the life series’ and now I have a new AU that I can’t draw because I dropped art and resigned myself to make animatics in my head instead.

(Take a shot every time I use vibes as reasoning and every time you think I’m coping over the end of wild life and epic)

Odysseus = Joel

It just fits, also I thought of Joel and Lizzie when thinking about Penelope and Ody so here we are. Also I want Joel to have his beard from last life start to grow over the course of the musical.

after jimmy (polites) dies, instead of wearing his tie around his head, we wears one of Jimmy’s canary feathers.

Penelope = Lizzie 

I mean if Joel is Ody, it just makes sense. Also idk the characters feel similar (according to my brain, which usually can’t be trusted).

Zeus = BigB

vibes. Pure vibes. Also I liked the BigB watcher theory and it just works here so give him watcher wings and eyes for this. Oh and in the horse and the infant make him talk to Joel using a jack-o-lantern that appears and disappears and Joel moves around.

Eurylochus = Grian

bad boys. That’s it, that’s the reasoning. Could see him singing luck runs out cuz of watcher lore (TM)

Polites = Jimmy

bad boys and tell me you can’t imagine life series Jimmy singing open  arms.

Athena = Gem

It’s just perfect. Also gem and Joel duo in wild life. Also warrior gem.

Aeolus = Skizz

Skizz has the whole angel thing going on and angels are in the sky. My logic and reasoning is amazing guys.

Poseidon = Etho

They’re obsessed with each other in every universe. Also I had Etho as Zeus at some point but then I remembered Poseidon existed.

Circe = Pearl 

Specifically red life Pearl with her Cloke. She’s gotta have the Cloke guys think of the vibes, give Pearl magic.

Hermes = Bdubs

Life series Bdubs and hermes are the same person. The vibes are there and they are strong.

Tiresias = Scar

specifically last life scar. There is a mysterious wind that follows him around that makes the Cloke flow dramatically behind him.

Telemachus = Martyn

Idk what my reasoning here is I think it’s just vibes again. Also I want to see Martyn fight ren.

Antinous = Ren

I wanted to see Martyn fight ren. Also specifically 3rd life red life Ren for the design.

Calypso = Jimmy 

it’s just Jimmy again except like genderbent. It would be funny.

Apollo = Scott

purely vibes.

Hephaestus = Mumbo

red stone man do red stone.

Aphrodite = Impulse

again, purely vibes.

Ares = Tango

mostly just wanted to see tango and gem sword fight.

Hera = Cleo

both of them are queens.

[notprometheus]

Here’s how I imagine Ares chose which city to support in the Penelope!Warrior au.

Aphrodite: Athena, where are you off to?

Athena: To see my brother Ares, you?

Aphrodite: um same actually. Why are you going to speak to him?

Athena: To ummm talk about war god stuff. You know stuff only me and him would understand.

Aphrodite: uh-huh. Yeah sure, right.

Athena: and why are you going to see my brother?

Aphrodite: Athena we both know the answer to that question dear.

Athena: you’re in casual clothing, now you don’t need to wear anything special to get Ares to make that face he makes when he sees you in “special” clothing, but you still do. So why are you going to see my brother?

Aphrodite: Damn your good, well since you MUST know I’m going to ask him which city in the Trojan War he will be supporting.

Athena: HA-HA! YOU CANT DO THAT! ITS AGAINST THE RULES!

Aphrodite: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE BOTH KNOW THATS WHY YOUR GOING TOO! Now, it’s only a matter of who gets there first and who can convince Lord Ares.

Athena: oh my titans, you’ve already started sucking up to him! Now I know I’m not as fast as you, but I am smarter! She steps on Aphrodite’s foot.

Aphrodite: SON OF A BITCH! THAT HURT!

Athena: Later!

Ares: No, Apollo! I will not be a part of your play! I’m a god of war! If I did that then I would be saying my title means nothing to me! Now someone’s at my door so I have to hang up, but I’m serious I’m not doing it! He opens his door. Hello Athena.

Athena: Hello, Ares. I have an important question for you!

Aphrodite: WAIT! I’m here. Panting Just give me a minute!

Ares: LADY APHRODITE! Are you ok? You shouldn’t run so fast, you know you have bad asthma (just a head cannon I have) why were you running so fast? He picks up Aphrodite and carries her to a chair and sets her down gently on it.

Aphrodite: well, Lord Ares, me and Athena here, were wondering, what city, will you support in the Trojan war? Also I don’t have that bad of asthma!

Athena: But we both know that we aren’t allowed to ask, so we raced to get here before the other, clearly that didn’t matter.

Ares: hmmm, I was just thinking about who I will support in this upcoming war,-

Athena: Well I think it should be Ithaca-

Aphrodite: WELL, I think it should be Troy. And come on Ares, we both know what side you want to be on!

Ares: well actually I don’t know who I want to support.

Athena: Well, great! You can pick Ithaca now!

Aphrodite: She undoes some of her shirt. Oh my how did that happen?

Ares: He stares like an idiot at Aphrodite.

Athena: Ares? ARES!

Ares: huh?

Athena: which city?

Ares: oh right! Ummm…

Aphrodite: She slightly jumps up and down making her cleavage jump with her. So hard. Huh, Ares?

Ares: He stares like more of an idiot at Aphrodite.

Athena: ARES!

Ares: what?

Athena: CHOOSE A CITY!

Ares: ok, fine I choose, Ithaca.

Athena: LETS GOO!

Aphrodite: Ares, are you sure you want to do this? Think about what could happen if you chose Troy.

Ares: Penelope lives in Ithaca, I kinda have to.

Aphrodite: shit!

[hustonnn]

STABLE TOUR

95 horses !!!!

Start with my bay collection (from left to right) (some horses named in russian)

Doom - my only one Arabian horse because I lowkey hate them but I felt bad for not owning one when they were supposed to be removed

Dragon Fighter - my OC Neyvil'

Gilded Rose (Позолоченая Роза) - second horse what I ever bought but I sold it one day and bought it again cause of nostalgia

Uno - named after Muse song

Danger Desire - horse of my SSO OC's husband Howard

Morning Comet (Утренняя Комета) - starter horse I love him 💚 wish we had more Jorvikian Warmbloods to buy

Pale Road - horse of my RDO OC Wild Brown - Red Cardinal aka Cardi aka Baryonyx aka Boris aka Boryia - named after themed playlist on spotify

Boulder Gate - just Baldur's Gate.

Furious Whirlwind (Буйный Вихрь) - first ever pony. Same story as Gilded Rose

10. Lucky Chace - kinda regret him 11. Thunder Hurricane - first "cool" horse, oldie 12. Iron Man - my fav MCU character :) 13. Night Butterfly (Ночная Бабочка) - bad joke, OC Penelope

14. Druid Bear - Halsin from BG3 !!! felt bad for killing him once so this is an apology. sorry bud 15. Zombie Apocalypse - Deacon Saint-John - main char from game Days Gone

16. Lady Pearl - my OC lady Lidorfya Pearl. wish it was a donkey 17. Brave Guardian - my OC Connor Birdhard 18. Marzipan - cutie 19. Sunrise Faith - @sshadovv 🧡 20. Harsh Autumn (Суровая Осень) - I dreamed of her when I was a kid :""" 21. Sweet Victory (Сладкая Победа) - we all ask ourselves was it worth it 22. Violet Bullet - my OC Valliet Bandolero 23. Almond Cookie (Миндальная Печенька) - was eating cookies lol. didn't like this breed that much tho :( 24. Eternal Love (Вечная Любовь) - my OC Lira

25. Spring Song - love/hate with coat 26. Fiery Sunset (Пламенный Закат) - RIP my fishy Toussaint 27. Glitter Gold - @sshadovv's OC Judy (she didn't like my choice of horse but I still bought it sorry love) 28. Red Deer - ARTHUR MORGAN I miss you old man (main char from Red Dead Redemption 2) 29. Tiger Horse - my OC Jaira Tagger

30. Porcelain Bride (Фарфоровая Невеста) - dreamed of this coat 31. Ghost Queen - my OC Samara 32. White Swallow (Белая Ласточка) - Ciri from The Witcher 33. Yellow Snow - "When the time of the White Frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow" iukuk 34. Bold Horse - bold horse. 35. Pale Princess - a rat. I hate her. my OC princess Fyrze 36. Grim - my OC Gustav Grim

37. Songbird - album Death of a Songbird by Luna Fawn Ripley 38. Singing Fishy (Певучая Рыбка) - my second fish Lubystok (Dandelion from The Witcher) 39. Moon Wisdom - my OC Ezer 40. Wingfeather - novel The Wingfeather Saga, author Andrew Peterson. I love books for children, relatable 41. Old Myth - main char of my favorite series on SSO. The horse's name was Aiden and the whole story was based on the game Beyond Two Souls what I love with my whole heart too. I regret not buying more old models, especially Andalusians because it's one of my favorite breeds 42. Winter Warrior - my OC Irma

43. Golden Feather (Золотое Перо) - my OC Mechanics Emperor 44. Rebellious Spirit (Непокорный Дух) - Spirit!!!!!! Looks like my Spirit plushie 45. Wizard - my OC Guypril 46. Hero Magic - it's Guypril too.. 47. Coyote - my RDO horse Kharciz (I don't know if I spelled it right) (Харциз)

48. Desert Ninja - my OC Wild, specifically from Black Desert AU 49. Wild Hat (Дикая Шляпка) - another Wild, but from Red Dead AU 50. Wildlord - another Wild........ because his full name is Willord 51. Dark Silver (Темное Серебро) - my OC Vampyr 52. Phantom Liberty - cyberpunk is a peak 53. Pirate Blood - I will never buy normal full black Friesian because I am ✨special✨ 54. Dark Maniac - my OC Zwyr (Beast) 55. Ghost Mystery - horse of my OC Apparel' - Parquet. Also it was name of my first "soul" horse irl 56. Sugar Father - hate the name, was my OC Shuga but I sold him

57. Zombie Fairy - my OC Daffodil 58. Osprey - kinda fits to be my OC Zwyr but in reverse colors 59. Terrifying Hunter (Жуткий Охотник) - Geralt of Rivia (main char from The Witcher) 60. Silverhand - Johny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077 61. Wild - another Wild but bold sorry not sorry 62. Chaotic Soul (Хаотичный Дух) - hate this horses coat, but it was free so not complaining

63. Little Plum (Маленькая Сливка) - horse of my friend's (@sshadovv) OC Judy - Sguschenka (Condensed milk) 64. Jewel Seeker - my friend's (@sshadovv) OC Judy 65. Loveace - my OC Lovelace 66. Faith (Вера) - my OC Faithful 67. Giga King - my OC Nirehon, but name doesn't suit him anymore 68. Blind Eye - my OC Jack Brown 69. Broken Rebel - feel sad for his name but it sounds poetic.. 70. Crazy Brain - my OC Kris Cardi 71. Great Father - my OC Samson Douglas 72. Lost Star - song Take Me Home by Cade Crider

73. Heaven - just like the coat 74. Frost Shore - cute marks on head 75. Echo - reminds me of my horse from RDR Heparda 76. Silent Hill - my OC Ezer 77. Daydreamer - ME !!!! looks like my horse sona 78. Chocolate Milk - my horse from RDO Nesquik 79. Illusion Pumpkin - homestuck reference

80. Ballless - my OC Samson Douglas..... I'm so sorry man 81. Supernova Axiom (Суперновая Аксиома) - just a random name it sounds hilarious 82. Royal - my OC Royal. I know I am a genius 83. Shark Shy (Акулья Стесняшка) - my older sis give her name. Kinda reminds me of one of my fishes (Lubystok), but I bought this horse before I had her 84. Tiny Sparkle (Крошечная Искорка) - I remember how SSO gave us the opportunity to create our own magic horse. How happy I was as a child when the game showed exactly the same color as I made! Core memory

85. Scarlet Ode (Алая Ода) - bought it just because everyone ride it 86. Glory Power - like his pandorian vibe 87. Guiding Star (Путеводная Звезда) - RIP my fishy Toussaint again :( 88. Lovebird - I hated this horse but I became fond of them while I was doing quests in Hollow Woods 89. Tulip Petal - my OC Garreth

90. River Hoof - this is my favorite magic coat in the game 91. Willow Tree - song When I'm Gone by Shawn James. And this is my favorite tree 92. Gloom Wolf - same story short - hate it first but now seems cute after Hollow Woods 93. Obsidian Star - Yennefer of Vengerberg from The Witcher. Horse doesn't fit for 100% but I don't wanna buy Friesian for you darling 94. Raven Mane - such a common name for this horse :т 95. Butterfly Hurricane - my OC Huston and song Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse - my favorite thing in the whole world

100th horse will be a Noriker, named after the band Big Time Rush - Rockstar. And tomorrow I will buy a robotic horse and call it Unicorn Attack

[phoebehalliwell]

any past lives headcanons (specifically king arthur related)???

hmm that's a good question i've seen a lot of wyatt = arthur and chris = merlin and i like it tbh but while admittedly i have not watched merlin i do love the idea of idiot x idiot romance where both are gifted in one field and severely lacking in the other so i would love to do a wyatt romance where wyatt is arthur in a past life and merlin's reincarnation is his boyfriend. bonus if the boyfriend was a wizard and was raised in that "merlin was an overrated hack" ("We're Off to See the Wizard." Charmed, created by Constance M. Burge, season 4, episode 19, Spelling Television, 2002) culture only to find out he Was merlin and just go oh lmao. which in this case i would make chris lancelot and bianca morgana and then add a zesty little backstory there. i don't think i'd have a guinevere. wait wait wait. Wait. arthur and morgana are related. yes? Chris is morgana. Wyatt is arthur. TBDLI (to be determined love interest) is merlin. Bianca is. is there a judas figure in arthurian legend?? i guess i'll make her lancelot and then establish the lore that she was wyatt's right man under the evil regime, which made her betrayal hurt that much more. oooh.

beyond that. i think i have undisclosed inklings of past lives for the davis squad (not so much effie considering she's already So Old.) kat defo has some past lives that are going to be explored. henry i kinda wanna give a past life where he's a pirate just to do a pirate episode. i kind of want peyton to be a reincarnation of brianna their super powerful telekinetic great great great great great aunt. i think i wanna give one of the cupitches (prolly pj or peyton) a high priestess past life where some old demons have beef with her soul and try to get her ass. tamora i would love to see as a great warrior in a past life something epic but only after she kind of starts to shed her shy skin you know?

RELATIONSHIPS IN PAST LIVES:

were once besties: pj x parker x peyton, bianca x wyatt, WILDCARD henry x effie

were once lovers: chris x bianca, kat x viola, melinda x [REDACTED], melinda x [REDACTED] (two!!), wyatt x [TBD]

once betrayed one another: wyatt x chris, wyatt x bianca, kat x viola, henry x [REDACTED]

um bonus i'd say that either dency or penn is melinda warren reincarnated dove Also has a specific reincarnation but that's top secret, warren and sheridan have definitely existed in the family before but i wouldn't say as any pre-established members but i would probably give them some type of narrative in the past just for funsies hey maybe they knew leo, keyboards has been a witch before, jenny has been a witch before, monica has been a witch before, luz has been a witch before, who else exists.... patricia, penelope, & phillipa of the prandy!lives au i would actually say probably have more incarnations in andy's family than the warren line,,,, just 4 zest. w shane & abel paige's source kids i feel like one of them has to have whathisface. the warlock. ummm. matthew. matthew tate. bc taste. idk who else would be there. who else do i have. bennie. the paige richard kid. probably comes from the montana line bc i feel like they've got some fucked up folx there. in another world (sorry leo) i would love to see a gen3 kid end up being a reincarnation of piper and falling in love w a reincarnation of mark.

[harringtonisms]

Hii, if you have any wips atm (who am I kidding who doesn’t have at least some wips) which one is your favorite? What’s your favorite line of dialog you’ve written? Which passage conveys a characters feelings the best in your opinion? What’s the saddest thing you’ve written? What line makes you smile like an idiot? Wait I don’t like that saying, what line makes you smile so much you’re competing with the sun?

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hiiiii!!!! thank you for all the questions, ilyyy!!! I'm going to throw it all under the cut bc this post gets quite long lol :D

1. Which one is your favorite?

My current favorite WIP is 'Deja Vu'. It's a jemily/penemily fic written from the point of view of JJ. Basically JJ is super jealous of Emily and Penelope's relationship. It's based off deja vu by olivia rodrigo ofc, I was listening to that song while editing a different fic and I got the idea for it lmao.

2. What's your favorite line of dialouge?

This is actually a couple lines of dialouge but...

“You know why he’s sending you two in,” Emily said, standing up straighter.

“To torture us.” Y/N’s voice was muffled as she hid her face in her hands, leaned against the counter of the kitchenette.

“No,” Emily started dragging out the last syllable. “You and Reid are going undercover together because you might have direct contact with the unsub-”

“And we’re best fit to interact with him, and disengage him, and blah blah blah, I was there Emily,”

This is from a Spencer x Reader multi-part fic where they go undercover together!

3. Which passage conveys a characters feelings the best in your opinion?

I have another fic called "Looking at the Moon". It's written in letter format and it's basically Emily writing to JJ while she's hiding in Paris during the Doyle Arc!

I spend a lot of time at night by myself. I spend a lot of time by myself in general. I have a lot of time to think and imagine what it would be like to be together. What would’ve happened if I said something sooner, if I didn’t push you to go to Will. I’ll run myself into the ground with what ifs and I try not to but... I can’t help it. I’m in the city of love by myself. I guess the most logical thing would be to wish that this whole Doyle situation would go away, but I just wish you were here with me.

4. What's the saddest thing you've written?

Ahhh! the saddest thing?

"Maybe if we made a few different choices way back when but.. I can’t leave him for you. I won’t leave him for you" - JJ to Emily

I think that has to be the saddest because not being able to be with the person you want to be with really sucks nad i kinda really relate to that.

5. What line makes you smile so much you’re competing with the sun?

Okay this is from a Jemily cinderella AU. This is the first paragraph and I love it sm because it's really just childhood innocence, it's so pure.

ONCE UPON A TIME in a grand manor on the outskirts of a small kingdom named Quantico, lived a young girl named Emily, and her parents. Her father was a prominent businessman, and his job called him away for weeks at a time so he could fund their lavish lifestyle. When he was home, however, it was rare to see him far from his daughter. Whether they were running wild in their large garden or making a mess in the kitchen, Emily was practically glued to his hip. Her mother was often sick, and couldn’t run around with them, so when he was gone again on his long trips, or Emily was tuckered out from a long day of playing make-believe and causing trouble around the manor, she’d curl up in her mother’s lap and listen intently as she’d tell her a story and braid her hair. Her stories detailed great accounts of brave warriors battling ferocious beasts, and long-lost princesses finding love, and Emily listened to every word until she fell asleep.

Thank you anon for all these, i loved it sm 🥰!!!

[gothwyfe]

okay but,,can we hear about the greek mythology au

sorry i took so long! i was doing hw 😹 but yes u can babes😼 its jemily i didnt mention but thats kinda my brand

it takes place in the time of greek myths and all

JJ is a greek princess who is sheltered from the outside world.

her only sources to the outside world are:

palace sorceress Penelope, who specializes in healing

Warrior and Legacy of Ares Derek Morgan

Philosopher Spencer Reid

all is fine but then! King Gideon and JJ’s dad dies.

and JJ has no siblings. shes the only daughter in the family

yada yada magic and JJ, Penelope, Spencer and Derek are chosen to go on a quest to prove JJ’s claim to the throne

They have to find like. an amulet or smthn i havent thought this far ahead

um fun greek quest adventures!

then they meet the Demon Emily, who was sent to stop them by the king of the other land Hotch 😈

other king Hotch wants to take JJs throne and absorb their Kingdom

She is sent to make their lives a hell! but they keep outsmarting her and getting away,

also shes distracted by the gorgeous princess JJ and her mysterious power which shall not be revealed shh

um idk. somehow she joins their side. like i said i havent thought that far ahead

Rossi is maybe their horse or smthn i think that would be funny

and ya! ending is a secret 😼🤙🏾

[nanyoky]

I missed wednesday cuz I was at work until 1am and then yesterday i was tired and needed a bath BUT IT’S TIME FOR SOME HOKEY GREASER NONSENSE BITCHES

oh thanks god Juggie’s narration is back. i didn’t realize it at the time but the more i thought about it last episode the more anxious it made me

holy shit did toni sleep over?! i mean- WITH him??? i should wait to get all the answers before i clutch my pearls shouldn’t i

awwww man- she switched her ringtone

walking by a graveyard in the fog during this conversation because this show is a GIFT

penelope is a fucking monster but she’s being a very stupid monster right now does she not remember “QUIETLY and with my BLESSING”

also nice to see third degree burns heal in like a week and leave zero scarring that’s chill i guess

cheryl’s “EVERYTHING’S FINE” and smile is the exact thing i’ve been doing at work lately so you know she plannin shit ((disclaimer: i’m just looking for a new job because i hate mine nothing this dramatic i promise i’m not going to beat someone up with a girlband or send a serial killer after them))

of course toni just couch crashed i mean i knew it but also i was pearl clutching a bit cuz the kiss was one thing but we all know jug and betty haven’t boned down yet and so i’d be wagging my finger at him if he rebounded THAT hard before cooling off and getting all the facts

okay so they fooled around a bit but toni is bein hella mature about this good girl

“more into girls anyways” WOOP THERE SHE IS

“people at the farm are going to help polly disappear for awhile” UM UM UM I DON’T LIKE THIS. I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL. I WANT TO GET OFF NOW PLEASE

of course they see jughead and toni talking at pops but SURPRISE the literal lines they are seeing but not hearing are “so girls in fuzzy sweaters and lipgloss right?” “RIGHT. yes. agreed. what about pastel converse? cutest thing in the world right?” “totally. right up there with cheerleader outfits.” “damn i love girls.” “same.”

omg the three different conversations happening at this neighborhood watch meeting i love this

“bughead is no more?” kevin once again the audience’s solid gold pov character but what about joaqvin i really want someone to say that just so i can see kevin’s eyes lift exasperatedly to the heavens

there’s a whole STORY that people KNOW about the mugshot everyone shut up hiram bout to DRAG

“some gangmember on the southside...” goddammit reggie why are you like this

**side note: i’ve been worried about my professional prospects recently but this week i had a dream that reggie (unclear in the dream if it was the character or the actor?) was rubbing my shoulders and assuring me that i would find a great job soon and everything would fall into place, so i’ve been rather fond of him lately, even if he is a trashbag hot mess

“what does it matter not all serpents are drug dealers” archie bringing his classic “too little too late” damage control in god love’m but he’s so ineffective at least you’re pretty hun

JOOOSSSSSIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE god her big beautiful eyes have so many FEELINGS and EMOTIONS i can’t even look at her

told you this “jughead writes for the school paper” plot was going to last all of two seconds

oh lord mayormackers, papa keller. why you two this way.

*delicate cough* nice how they make sure a black cop arrests toni so we know this isn’t at all racially motivated profiling *sips tea skeptically*

okay i kinda thought veronica was reading that something was up with betty’s outburst but maybe i was wrong. or she’s just got too much going on right now so she’s taking it at face value at the moment and sussing things out later

“The Sugarman” is both cringy-hilarious and TERRIFYING as a drug supplier name

archie has got to give jughead some more hints than “you should maybe talk to betty” because yes it’s not his place to explain everything but also we are BARRELING towards a shakespearean misunderstanding at about 800million miles per hour

cheryl serving LOOKS once again i love this. love her hat. her glasses. the fact that she’s clearly supposed to be sunbathing but she’s in FULL SHADE. LOVE this. LOVE her.

i can’t see the title of her book i’m just assuming it’s wuthering heights or flowers in the attic- only options

they make sure there’s a guitar in the andrews’ living room to remind us that archie does music sometimes still

“i’m upset with you for doing drugs but i know that was probably an isolated incident for you. what about jughead are you checking in with him to make sure he’s not making a habit of that kind of thing? how are your friends son i’m asking for their sake because i care about them as not to assess what kind of influence they are on you” fred is just so incredibly DECENT it’s overwhelming

their having a PARLAY with a RIVAL GANG and jughead being the king’s son CARRIES WEIGHT i am OVERWHELMED MY FRIENDS

So Tall Boy is the king regent now, with the true king in jail and the crown prince too green to take real responsibilities. i don’t ahve any speculations or comments i’m just translating gang culture into a language i have more experience with carry on-wait no i do have thoughts- so joaquin was like- the king’s own squire right? is that a coveted position or sort of an accidental “you have nowhere else to go and your young an impressionable and unlikely to stand up to me here help me shove this body of a kid your age into a freezer” kinda thing i have QUESTIONS about how the serpents operate and the slices of relationships we have seen so far

okay i am getting a STRONG byron vibe from this ghouly fellow

there is just- SO MUCH happening in this scene. first off- tall boy uses words like “parlay” and wears two earrings and now he’s lit with soft orange candlelight he is a literal pirate right now i’m having so much fun

then mr. nell’s-hair-texture-but-somehow-better-also-wearing-an-open-kimono-because-i-am-lord-george-byron and his.... whole deal. is he wearing GAUNTLETS with his OPEN KIMONO and SKINNY JEANS?! GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

ALSO. tall boy just stood up to say some bogus “this is war” nonsense and there’s a ram’s skull hovering just over his shoulder in the shot HAHAHAHA SUBTLETY.

i was just going to say we haven’t seen cheryl PROSTRATING HERSELF IN GRIEF over jason in awhile but here she is looking at old photos surrounded by red carpeting and iron candelabras bless

oh man. i dunno but the more time passes the more solid the “sheriff keller is crooked” theory is. just they way they cut from cheryl looking at the drawing of the sugarman to the sheriff at the diner i just oh dear. oh honey. i want to believe you’re just spineless and ineffective. for kevin’s sake. don’t hurt kevin any more by having his dad be either a drug smuggler or a serial killer. OH GOD HE JUST SAID “ONE QUESTION” I AM UPSET. could be a red herring almost seems too easy but STILL. 

“there isn’t a sane excuse. so tell me the insane one” knew veronica was too smart for this deception she reads people well and knows betty atta girl way to be the anti- version of a character put in this trope

“Girl i would have given nick’s name and then happily treated myself to a facial” veronica poppin in as the audience’s mouthpiece while kevin is off duty

yasssssss beronica is BACK my friends i missed this are they going to break into someone’s car and definitely make out after the scene cuts like last time please say yes

yes 911 send help it’s the year of our lord 2017 and part of me is still a lil bit into skeet ulrich and i can’t tell how much of it is 90s nostalgia and how much is fp’s hot but deadbeat dad vibe

also fp’s prison number is 24601 because these lit references CAN’T BE STOPPED SON

also i’m sorry i’m going to say SO MUCH ABOUT THIS SCENE because this is my JAM you guys. the tired king helpless to stop the uprising of his people who he once thought loyal but now is seeing just how quickly he can be forgotten GOD there is so much henriad in here i can’t handle it season one was act I without the politics and solely focused on the familial tension with the warrior king favoring the company of the rough upstart over his own intellectual son ((obviously very different characters, but from jughead’s pov, it had to have hurt that fp basically abandoned his real family for the serpents and had little sidebars with joaquin every other second), but now this season is fully into the politics the rebels are merging with the scots and it’s all hal i mean jughead can do to offer himself, the combat-green prodigal son, as a prize fighter compromise GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

also he called the ghoulies “fops” that byron vibe is def deliberate

he has to say “crazy retro” to excuse the fact that the rest of this episode is (presumably) just going to get stylized as hell for zero in-world reason and 100% because these creators know we all love greaser aus and a show that brings our time period aus to life will have our hearts pretty much forever

speaking of i only went looking for fic for this show once and it was to check to see if there was a kevin/joaquin grease au and i want you all to know i’m disappointed in all of you

cheryl’s outfits are KILLING this episode dead

“i never told you those stories” oh my god. oh my god. i’ve said it so many times before but when this show does subtlety right it REALLY does it. because there is barely direct discussion of cheryl and jason being abused as kids but holy shit do we all know clifford and penelope were abusive as fuck or what

reggie is constantly ducklipping i honestly can’t even tell if his mouth is naturally like that or if the actor is HILARIOUS oh reggie. oh darling. rub my shoulders again that was a nice dream.

these two are over the top but in a delightful way they’ve solved the “flirty asshole persists after disinterested hottie” trope by making all reggie’s flirtations about HIS OWN BODY rather than josie’s which eliminates what makes that trope so skeezy and now instead we’re all just having fun right we’re into this i’m into this they pretend it’s all drunk hookups and eye rolling in public but behind closed doors they have a lot of cute giggly fooling around and even some sweet snuggles

god even this rando drug dealer is beautiful why is everyone so pretty

Oh god core four not in a good place in byron’s sexpot cave right now

yes juggie offering up people’s (including your own) LITERAL HOME is a great plan i mean i say including your own because we’re clearly supposed to see this as self sacrificing because the trailer is all jughead has but HE’S NOT THE ONLY FUCKER IN THE TRAILER PARK IS HE JESUS CHRIST

“Sharon” hahahahahaha i hope the black hood swaps his testes and eyeballs

also i think his face has healed too? what is in the WATER in riverdale?????

also too lets get real again a sec i’m really glad we’ve finally dropped the rape bomb because it’s a word that’s been absent from the dialogue so far and it needed to be said

I hope pop pissed on his fries

YASS GREASE MONKEY BETTY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT AND WE FINALLY MADE IT WE DID IT GUYS

overalls. i’m kinda mad that no one was on board when i tried to make them cool in highschool and now apparently according to riverdale costumers they are A Thing

yass cheryl claws out i dont actually have anything worthwhile to say i just love my trash gothic eris daughter

this is possibly my fave veronica outfit holy shit it is so..... me.

also typical fucking parent reaction to sexual assault: “these things happen.... unless it’s to my own daughter then it’s inexcusable”

hermione and hiram be like “babe i’mma interrupt you real quick before you admit you’re a psychopath to our daughter” “thanks babe”

kevin fully acknowledges the hotness of byron which reminds me that the creators are clearly trying to get us all to forget about joaquin by throwing all these ethnically ambiguous pretty boys who dress like they’re in a band at us and it’s not working i tell you it’s NOT but i’m a little offended by how easily they keep pegging My Type like goddammit why am i so fucking predictable

byron’s hair every day is like my hair on like my best hair day of the year god i hate him

again i’m not much for cole sprouse face-wise but the all black is a DAMN good look on him everyone should just be in all black ft. leather jacket all the time it ups your hotness by at least three points

god i love how there is zero explanation for everyone’s adorably retro outfits to fit with the cars GOD i love this show

omg cheryl clearly channeling miss lana with another KILLER outfit god the girls are just KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK in the wardrobe department this ep actually no you know what? the whole production design crew was having the time of their fucking lives all episode and i want to take a moment to thank each and every person on that crew for the tremendous job on such a fun episode theme

if cheryl and toni don’t bone down i’mma be cross

is byron’s second zayn malick? ((that’s the one i’m thinking of right? i don’t go there))

cheryl renders all sexualities meaningless with dem shorts

oh god jughead barely containing his glee while archie shrinks in terror in the passenger’s seat is such a Big Mood

that was... such an archie solution. poor boy. good boy. dumb boy.

hmm betty seems like she doesn’t recognize the name she doesn’t sound shocked or scared i was sort of suspecting someone we know

this is the BEST way dark!betty could possibly go holy shit man i was not about that plot line in season one but now i’m HERE for the good girl owning her darkness with agency not in a sexy goodgirl gone bad for our viewing pleasure kinda way but in a genuine way in which she has full ownership and control over herself fuck me this is some GOOD SHIT PREMIUM STUFF

OH DANG did not suspect that one. makes sense tho right.

oh no.... fred.... we know where this leads... nooo....

LODGES GOD. LODGES. FRICK.

dammit black hood.

Episode scorecard (i keep forgetting to do this):

# of sick beat drop rhythmic editing moments: One that i counted- the drop/reveal of the sugarman’s identity

do I still miss joaquin: yes

episode hair mvp: Cheryl all around, but particularly her lana del ray headband and swoop

episode outfit mvp: four way tie between cheryl’s sunbathing outfit, cheryl’s black dress with the embroidery and choker, cheryl’s lana del rey outfit all together, and veronica’s plaid pencil skirt/lace up back top number that is like a better version of one of my most iconic outfits and i’m real jealous. honorable mentions to toni, betty and jughead at the race, as well as bryon’s ghouly den kimono ensamble, betty’s overalls, hermione’s “oh no so tragic to hear about this car accident” outfit, penelope’s extra af lace collars, cheryl’s patterned pants and many more this was a good episode for clothes.

cast and crew mvp: production design was having the time of their fucking lives in this one and it paid the fuck off. the costumes as mentioned above, but also environments like thistle house interior and the ghouly hangout really stood out with their detailing and strong genre motifs. standing ovation team. beautiful work.

[imnotaman]

Penelope stood up, letting Ares rest

"N-No... it's okay, were you looking for someone?"

"Penelope's been missing all day." Aphrodite muttered to herself in the cabin, Ares asleep beside her.

She never just disappeared. She'd never do that without telling Ares or her... right?

Why was Aphrodite even worried, there was this sick feeling in her stomach she had never felt back when she was a Goddess, maybe she was sick?

Or maybe she was just scared.

Scared that Penelope might not return.

Scared that she left her and Ares the second that they weren't God's anymore.

Scared that she was all alone.