#it is kinda like the Warrior Penelope AU

[adiraofthetals]

Ok, so I will be making an EPIC x Discovery AU with Paul as Odysseus in my free time. But the song 38 aka Odysseus really sings Michael vibes as Odysseus and Leto as Telemachus. So minor edits to the OG Lyrics to fit that (Also I don't have names for the suitors so I just left them as they were). Cut down below cause its going to be long.

[MICHAEL]

For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain

From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain

I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy

Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my love and hurt my boy

[MICHAEL, spoken]

I have had enough

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Mic—

[SUITOR #1]

In the heat of battle, at the edge of the unknown

[SUITOR #2]

Somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe

[SUITOR #3]

We have the advantage, we've the numbers and the might

[SUITOR #4, spoken]

No

[SUITOR #4]

You don't understand it, this woman plans for every fight

[An arrow is shot and a SUITOR screams]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[SUITOR #5]

Where is she? Where is she?

[SUITOR #6]

Keep your head down, she's aimin' for the torches

[SUITOR #7]

Our weapons, they're missing!

[SUITOR #8]

She's using the darkness to hide her approaches

[SUITOR #9]

We're empty handed, up against an archer

Our only chance is to strike her in the darkness

[SUITOR #10]

We know these halls, the odds can be tilted

[Michael, spoken]

You don't think I know my own palace? I built it

[More SUITORS are killed, there is screaming and yelling]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[EURYMACHUS]

Old queen, our leader is dead

You've destroyed the serpent's head

Now the rest of us are no longer a threat

Old queen, forgive us instead

So that no more blood is shed

Let's have open arms instead

[EURYMACHUS is shot]

[MICHAEL, spoken]

No

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael, Michael

Michael, Michael

[AMPHINOMUS]

Damn, she's more cunning than I assumed

While we were busy plotting

She hid our weapons inside this room

[MELANTHIUS]

I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of queens

Left her armory unlocked

[AMPHINOMUS]

So what?

Now that we have armed ourselves

Let's make the bastard rot

[MELANTHIUS]

Behind you!

[AMPHINOMUS is stabbed in the back]

[Instrumental Break]

[LETO]

Throw down those weapons

And I ensure you'll be spared

[MELANTHIUS]

After seeing what the queen will do to us

We wouldn't dare

[LETO]

I don't wanna hurt you

But trust me, I've come prepared

[MELANTHIUS]

Ha! Your very presence has doomed the queen, young prince

We don't fight fair

[LETO, spoken]

Stop

[MELANTHIUS]

Siblings, we got company and she's made a grave mistake

Left the weapons room unlocked, and now they're ours to take

Siblings, come and arm yourselves, there's a chance for us to win

We can still defeat the queen if we all attack the prince

[MELANTHIUS, SUITORS, LETO]

Where is he? Where is he?

Capture him, he's our greatest chance

Get off me, get off me

Fight 'til the prince can barely stand

Hold him down, hold him down

Make the queen obey our command

Hold him down, hold him down

'Cause if she won't, I'll break the kid's hands

[MELANTHIUS, spoken]

Got him

[MELANTHIUS is stabbed in the back]

[MELANTHIUS, spoken]

Me-mer—

[MICHAEL, spoken]

Mercy? Mercy?

[MICHAEL]

My mercy has long since drowned

It died to bring me home

And as long as you're around

My family's fate is left unknown

You plotted to kill my son

You planned to rape my husband

All of you are going to die

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael

[MICHAEL, spoken]

You've filled my heart with hate

All of you, who have done me wrong

This will be your fate!

[MICHAEL beheads MELANTHIUS. The remaining SUITORS scream in terror as MICHAEL kills them all]

[ENSEMBLE]

Michael

Michael

[protagaster]

Crack thought -

(inspired by a random convo I had with @somereaderinblue a LONG time ago (it wasn't even regarding THIS au) and seeing the wonderful @scyllaenjoyer's recent poll)

The "Golden Apple" fiasco (tm), but instead of instructing that is given to the "most beautiful Goddess", Eris' chaotic self instead says it must be given to the "most handsome God".

Even though one can make an argument that all the Gods are insanely beautiful, eventually the "most handsome" of the Gods boils down to three: Zeus, Ares, and Apollo (my personal opinion based on facts and, admittedly, some bias; but I am willing to hear any other arguments!) The three Gods decide that in order to settle this dispute, they must choose a mortal woman to enact judgement. Hence how they end up in Troy, with poor Cassandra as their target (sorry, Paris).

Each of the Gods gives Cassandra a "reason" as to why she should choose him-

Zeus: "Choose me as the most handsome, and I shall make a queen with the most loyal army at your command."

Ares: "Choose me, and I shall give you the talent and guidance necessary to make you the most honorable warrior of your time."

Apollo: "Choose me, and I shall give you the best man to be your husband~"

Cassandra stares at the three Gods, blinks, then tries to eat the f-cking apple.

[crowsongcaws]

Poly HamilOdyPen when

[rongrii]

Penelope warrior au arts bc I’ve grown to really like it :]

for now only some pen and ares but i am planning to draw more characters for this swap au

i am kinda late to the fandom but it doesnt stop me from participating

also a few more doodles under the cut

[podsn]

I hear people like Warrior!Penelope au so I give you this. Instead of swapping Athena and Ares I swapped Athena and Poseidon 😈

Its just a little doodle for now cuz it’s late and I’m tired BUT I needed to get this idea down lmao 😅

My idea here is obviously Poseidon would be Penelope’s mentor. I like to think instead of Polyphemus it’s Ericthonius in the cave. Not really true to his original character but he is kinda monster like so it fits for the AU. I also imagine since Athena is said to be able to use Zeus’ lighting bolts that she uses them to destroy the fleet or I kinda imagine her taking her giant spear and just destroying them. Kinda like Poseidon’s big trident monster in Get In The Water and 600 Strike.

[chaoticm0therfvcker]

Warrior Penelope AU God Games

An altered version of the six gods’ verses in God Games by Jorge Rivera-Herrans to fit the Warrior Penelope AU by @gigizetz. Enjoy!

Note: this is only the main part of the song, not the introduction or Zeus’s hissy fit at the end

Apollo!

Apollo: You all know I’m a fan of catchy songs

So with so many sirens gone,

I think Penny’s in the wrong

Ares: They were trying to do her worse!

All she did was reimburse them!

Now they’ll tread with caution first,

To live another day and sing another verse!

Apollo: if that’s true, release her

Hephaestus!

Hephaestus: trust is not given, it’s forged

Why should I give her my support?

She sacrificed her own cohort!

Ares: Did you forget they failed to listen?

She was betrayed and then imprisoned!

But if you make the right decision,

She can still build a future with those who miss her!

Hephaestus: fine, release her

Aphrodite!

Aphrodite: your little high and mighty,

Penelope,

Claimed to care for Ithica

But then almost let it drown

Ares: She was busy fighting!

Aphrodite: More like busy spiting

The cyclops,

Why don’t you come to your senses,

And let her get what she deserves

Ares: Wait!

Please reconsider this…

Athena: Really Ares, this sentiment?

Ares: Athena!

Athena! Athena!

Athena: what kind of sick, hothead

Releases all her power

While her friends get devoured?

Abandoned her friends to fight of Scylla

She wasn’t even able to kill her!

Never thinks things through before getting them done!

Treats bloodshed like mindless fun!

Psychotic and hotheaded like her son!

Ares: hold your tongue now!

Her son’s my friend!

And tell my lover that Penny can keep a level head!

You want more strategy, then set her free!

To get back to her homestead,

She’ll let her knowledge take the lead!

Aphrodite and Athena: ugh, release him

Hera!

Hera: so many heroes!

So many tales!

Give me one good reason

Why yours should prevail!

Ares: she’s got the spirit of a hero!

Hera: try harder

Ares: she wins a fight every day!

Hera: you can do better than that!

Ares: she’s kinda clever?

Hera: ehh…

Ares: never once has she tried being someone else’s wife

Hera: release her

[imnotaman]

Penelope stood up, letting Ares rest

"N-No... it's okay, were you looking for someone?"

"Penelope's been missing all day." Aphrodite muttered to herself in the cabin, Ares asleep beside her.

She never just disappeared. She'd never do that without telling Ares or her... right?

Why was Aphrodite even worried, there was this sick feeling in her stomach she had never felt back when she was a Goddess, maybe she was sick?

Or maybe she was just scared.

Scared that Penelope might not return.

Scared that she left her and Ares the second that they weren't God's anymore.

Scared that she was all alone.

[deadbaguette]

It’s been a few hours since I listened to the Wisdom Saga and I’m feeling the overwhelming urge to make things about Odypendio

Thoughts below (revolves around a Diomedes going to Ithaca AU)

So let me just say that Diomedes would NOT have let Antinous say all that 🙌 In my ideal AU where Diomedes goes to Ithaca instead going to fucking Italy, he, Telemachus, and Penelope would probably have gotten close.

Diomedes acting as the kind of stand in king/husband since he knew Odysseus and was a king. Telling Telemachus stories of his dad, comforting Penelope because they both hope to see him again.

And what with Athena taking on a somewhat mentor role to Telemachus, I would like to think Diomedes would have furthered that since he was/is a favoured hero of Athena. Still on the fence on whether Telemachus would learn to fight from him, or Diomedes would be hesitant to tutor him into child warrior. BUT back to the main idea of the post, as one of the best warriors amongst the Achaians, he would absolutely not allow the suitors to push Telemachus or Penelope around.

And while I have no doubt Penelope handled things well on her own, and she still is the one running the show imo, the suitors would still be more hesitant to make remarks after Diomedes entered the picture. This is not only due to the fact that this is Diomedes, but also due to the fact that he’s kinda the stand in for Odysseus.

Anyways stan OdyPenDio and go listen to the Wisdom Saga if you haven’t already

[0intothewoods0]

Epic: The Musical X Life Series AU (this is just a list of who would be who, because your girl can’t draw to save a life)

It started with a ‘ wow I can kinda see life series Lizzie and Joel singing a Penelope and Ody song in the life series’ and now I have a new AU that I can’t draw because I dropped art and resigned myself to make animatics in my head instead.

(Take a shot every time I use vibes as reasoning and every time you think I’m coping over the end of wild life and epic)

Odysseus = Joel

It just fits, also I thought of Joel and Lizzie when thinking about Penelope and Ody so here we are. Also I want Joel to have his beard from last life start to grow over the course of the musical.

after jimmy (polites) dies, instead of wearing his tie around his head, we wears one of Jimmy’s canary feathers.

Penelope = Lizzie 

I mean if Joel is Ody, it just makes sense. Also idk the characters feel similar (according to my brain, which usually can’t be trusted).

Zeus = BigB

vibes. Pure vibes. Also I liked the BigB watcher theory and it just works here so give him watcher wings and eyes for this. Oh and in the horse and the infant make him talk to Joel using a jack-o-lantern that appears and disappears and Joel moves around.

Eurylochus = Grian

bad boys. That’s it, that’s the reasoning. Could see him singing luck runs out cuz of watcher lore (TM)

Polites = Jimmy

bad boys and tell me you can’t imagine life series Jimmy singing open  arms.

Athena = Gem

It’s just perfect. Also gem and Joel duo in wild life. Also warrior gem.

Aeolus = Skizz

Skizz has the whole angel thing going on and angels are in the sky. My logic and reasoning is amazing guys.

Poseidon = Etho

They’re obsessed with each other in every universe. Also I had Etho as Zeus at some point but then I remembered Poseidon existed.

Circe = Pearl 

Specifically red life Pearl with her Cloke. She’s gotta have the Cloke guys think of the vibes, give Pearl magic.

Hermes = Bdubs

Life series Bdubs and hermes are the same person. The vibes are there and they are strong.

Tiresias = Scar

specifically last life scar. There is a mysterious wind that follows him around that makes the Cloke flow dramatically behind him.

Telemachus = Martyn

Idk what my reasoning here is I think it’s just vibes again. Also I want to see Martyn fight ren.

Antinous = Ren

I wanted to see Martyn fight ren. Also specifically 3rd life red life Ren for the design.

Calypso = Jimmy 

it’s just Jimmy again except like genderbent. It would be funny.

Apollo = Scott

purely vibes.

Hephaestus = Mumbo

red stone man do red stone.

Aphrodite = Impulse

again, purely vibes.

Ares = Tango

mostly just wanted to see tango and gem sword fight.

Hera = Cleo

both of them are queens.

[notprometheus]

Here’s how I imagine Ares chose which city to support in the Penelope!Warrior au.

Aphrodite: Athena, where are you off to?

Athena: To see my brother Ares, you?

Aphrodite: um same actually. Why are you going to speak to him?

Athena: To ummm talk about war god stuff. You know stuff only me and him would understand.

Aphrodite: uh-huh. Yeah sure, right.

Athena: and why are you going to see my brother?

Aphrodite: Athena we both know the answer to that question dear.

Athena: you’re in casual clothing, now you don’t need to wear anything special to get Ares to make that face he makes when he sees you in “special” clothing, but you still do. So why are you going to see my brother?

Aphrodite: Damn your good, well since you MUST know I’m going to ask him which city in the Trojan War he will be supporting.

Athena: HA-HA! YOU CANT DO THAT! ITS AGAINST THE RULES!

Aphrodite: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE BOTH KNOW THATS WHY YOUR GOING TOO! Now, it’s only a matter of who gets there first and who can convince Lord Ares.

Athena: oh my titans, you’ve already started sucking up to him! Now I know I’m not as fast as you, but I am smarter! She steps on Aphrodite’s foot.

Aphrodite: SON OF A BITCH! THAT HURT!

Athena: Later!

Ares: No, Apollo! I will not be a part of your play! I’m a god of war! If I did that then I would be saying my title means nothing to me! Now someone’s at my door so I have to hang up, but I’m serious I’m not doing it! He opens his door. Hello Athena.

Athena: Hello, Ares. I have an important question for you!

Aphrodite: WAIT! I’m here. Panting Just give me a minute!

Ares: LADY APHRODITE! Are you ok? You shouldn’t run so fast, you know you have bad asthma (just a head cannon I have) why were you running so fast? He picks up Aphrodite and carries her to a chair and sets her down gently on it.

Aphrodite: well, Lord Ares, me and Athena here, were wondering, what city, will you support in the Trojan war? Also I don’t have that bad of asthma!

Athena: But we both know that we aren’t allowed to ask, so we raced to get here before the other, clearly that didn’t matter.

Ares: hmmm, I was just thinking about who I will support in this upcoming war,-

Athena: Well I think it should be Ithaca-

Aphrodite: WELL, I think it should be Troy. And come on Ares, we both know what side you want to be on!

Ares: well actually I don’t know who I want to support.

Athena: Well, great! You can pick Ithaca now!

Aphrodite: She undoes some of her shirt. Oh my how did that happen?

Ares: He stares like an idiot at Aphrodite.

Athena: Ares? ARES!

Ares: huh?

Athena: which city?

Ares: oh right! Ummm…

Aphrodite: She slightly jumps up and down making her cleavage jump with her. So hard. Huh, Ares?

Ares: He stares like more of an idiot at Aphrodite.

Athena: ARES!

Ares: what?

Athena: CHOOSE A CITY!

Ares: ok, fine I choose, Ithaca.

Athena: LETS GOO!

Aphrodite: Ares, are you sure you want to do this? Think about what could happen if you chose Troy.

Ares: Penelope lives in Ithaca, I kinda have to.

Aphrodite: shit!

[creativeartgal]

Epic x Obey Me pt 2

Ok so I forgot to mention what I wanted to do for other songs one because it was late and 2 it was getting kinda long. So here are how I see an epic x obey me au would go. I’m gonna go in order of the musical and will focus on a general mc but might add in some specific if it were my mc.

buckle up cause this is gonna be long

Ruthlessness

So basically the exact same as I mentioned in my last post but I think I have an idea for the ending. The "all I gotta do is open this bag" it's some kinda magical item that created a barrier in the devildom that sends anything that's not a demon back to their realm and prevents anything but demons to cross through. like i said this could be moved to the beginning or leave it in order and have it as a flashback. Either way this is the cause for war between the three realms and as a result MC is unable to contact anyone in the devildom/celestial realm.

Horse and the Infant/ Just a Man

mc is leading some human sorsorers into battle. it could be against angels or demons can't really deside but oof can you imagine if its with demons and they have to kill a demon baby while having a half demon kid of their own

Full Speed Ahead (kinda)

I kinda wanna think that the crew would be heading somewhere to meet with angels and demons to come up with a peace treaty (like near the devildom) but end up off corse as the rest of the musical takes place

Warrior of the Mind

either Solomon is a part of the crew or he gave mc something so that he can easily communicate with them kinda like how Athena talks to odyseus.

Survive (my mc)

ok so alot this is the same for a regular mc but at least for my mc I don't think that she would be the captain like she could be friends with the captain and ends up as second in comand cause of how powerful her maigic is. any way the captain ends up dyeing in place of Polities and now she is captain

My Goodbye

Solomon and MC has a falling out and then Solomon leaves. Either teleporting away if he's part of the crew or cutting off communication

Storm/ Keep your Friends Closer

the crew cant make it to the location because of the barrir magic that was used before. Then they come across someone who gives them a magical item that can allow the crew to traverse through the devildom without issues. But the crew messes with it causing everyone to get off course. Also I have this cool idea for an animatic during the part where Odysseus falls asleep and sees Penelope and Telemakus. So mc sees their partner and kid in the same way but when it gets to "wake up they're opening the bag wake up" Belphie is the one who knocks them out of the dream. I have a head cannon that Belphie can go into people dreams especially since they have a pact.

The Cerci saga

Ok so this is where most of this has to do with my OCS but might still be interesting. Just wanted to mention that a head of time

Puppeteer

Here the crew just get sent to another area, no mass murder by a deity here. Same thing happens some of the crew goes to scout the area and find a palace only to be transformed but not into pigs. Skeletons. Turns out they are in the land of reapers and ran into a skeleton queen while she was decided as a human. (I have to reaper oc completely separated from obey me lol)

Wouldn't You Like

MC is on the way to help their crew and receives help from Thirteen. I know I mentioned Solomon in the last post but that was different and wouldn't make sense in this contenuity and I thought the best step in for hermies would be Thirteen and that's why I wanted to add my oc skelequeen and grim. idk I just don't get to use them that often and think it would be interesting plus it could lead to the underworld saga pretty easily

No longer You

so how i see this going is that mc talks to Nightbringer (aka Barbatos in disguise} I already mentioned Monster in the last one so I won't get into much detail

Sylla/mutiny/Thunderbringer (aka i have no idea what I'm doing)

ok so these two I keep going back and forth on alot cause i can't decide how to do this. either way mc still sacrifices 6 of the crew to "Sylla" or they get eaten by demons. idk. anyway some die and now theyres a mutiny. I also was thinking about what if mc was hiding the fact that they are in a relationship/have a child with a demon cause then the sorcerer society wouldn't be sure if they could trust mc (it would have been Solomon's idea) especially since Michael started this due to his problem with mc. anyway it comes out that and it kinda just adds fuel to the fire. either way the muteny happens and mc gets knocked out. and after this I don't really have a good idea how to go. maybe the crew still kill some animal that causes probelems but I don't know who would come to deal the punishment. some idea I have is God. maybe they were in an area that could be closer to the celestial realm or and area where they have juristiction (kinda like coctus). or maybe the house of lords are the ones who deal judgment. idk they were kinda a backgound antagonist in nb so I can see that happening especially if they are still in the devildom. I also had an idea if it was lords where maybe some of the brothers are able to see this happening, specifically Beel and Belphie. like the Sylla part could be in an area with a lot of gluttony demons and it could stil be a cow that got killed but like it was one of belphies failiars or something like that. i dont have it fully figured out but god could you imagin the angst potental here. espesially since they can't interfere or tell mc that they are there

Legendary

here is following Mc's kid (Mk for now on) taking the role of Telemachus. they are unable to leave the devildom because they are half demon half Human so they don't know if they would be able to come back through the barrier if they left. when the war started their other parent thought about hiding them with mc parents at first but was worried about if anyone would get to them and hurt the kid so it was decided that they would stay in the devildom to keep them safe. again I think this could work with any of the demon love interest but it works best with Diavolo so I'll use him for the example. there could be suitors wanting diavolo to remarry to have a full demon heir or just because of the new animosity between the three worlds they just don't like his having a half human child or once again the lords are just causing problems to dethrone him. either way these demons have problems with Mk, I headcannon that half demon/human have the possibility to be more human and either never get a demon form or it can just show up later in life. eitherway mk is just seen as a human and weaker that the rest of the demons.

Little Wolf

Mk gets into a fight with a demon and gets their as handed to them only for Solomon to give them a hand. How? idk maybe he has an item that lets him go through the berrier (more lykly) or mk found somthing that can help the comunicate like what i mentioned earlier and isn't really there.

Love in Paradise/ God Games

again I'm not sure how it can go but whatever. Solomon uses his pact with Barbatos to help find mc. so depending on who takes the place of zeus, mc is sent to a secluted area by someone different and that can change who helps them in god games. my first idea was the sorcor scosiety jails them because they don;t trust mc/ they got their crew killed. either way Solomon does the trials to help get mc released. this was my original idea and makes the most sence with the continutiy that I have made so far... but i had this cool idea the last time I was listening and can't get it out of my head. so lets say its god that came down and traped mc. and as I mentioned in the last post Raphael was part of the angel army that came down to start the conflict. he feels guilty casues him and mc were becoming good friends before hand. maybe Raphael also finds out bout mc being capture, maybe Solomon tells him about his plan to get mc out. but Raphael has to convince other angels to release mc. like it matches slightly better to the song plus his weapon is also a spear.

Dangerous

Thirteens shows up again and gives mc an amulet that can alow them to pass though the berrier and explains that they have the ability to tear down the barrier since they are the one who cast the spell originally

Charybdis

Mc finds a sea monster is following them and gets ready to fight it only to find out its Lotan. since they know a lot about him from Levi they know how to not get killed by him. turns out Lotan recognizes mc and ends up giving them a ride back to the devildom. when they get to the shore Cerberus is there to get them a ride once on land. how he ended up on the shore? one of Mammon's crows saw them and went to get Cerby (ok this is mainly cause I have Mammon in mind for Penelope cause he's my fave lol) everything great they are getting closer to the barrier when suddenly Cerberus starts barking and then throws mc off. they look back and sees Cerby get defensive to something above them only for him to collapse due to something tying him up and someone grabs mc and takes of into the air

Get in the Water

mc is in the air and flying fast till they are drop on the ledge of a mountain, the main capital of the devildom in sight but now so far. the attacker flys down to the ledge but still far from mc. its Michael. he wants mc to go with him to the celestial realm and admit that they are a danger to everyone due to their magic so they can be dealt with. (killed). if they refuse he will bring an army of angels to attack the devildom and kill their friends and family. mc tires to reason with him but he refuses. in place of Posidens ultimate attack I can see Michael turning into one of those biblically accurate angels and unleashes a strong attack's that also rains down swords on the cliff causing it start crumbling mc is trying to run to safety when they think they made it a sword pierces their shoulder and knocks them backward off the mountain. they are now falling to seemingly their death they see the castle, rad and the house of lamentation while falling. so close to home their memories start flooding in. their eyes close

600 Strike

their pacts starts glowing one by one magic spirals around them their outfit changes, their nails turn into claws, horns sprout out of their head, they open their eyes and their pupils dilate like a snake before they reach the ground wings sprout from their back and takes them into the air. Michael is turned back to normal and sees mc rises up and takes the sword out and it heals up fast. the two get into a fight and mc ends up winning. (my mc is weapon of choice is a bow so I see her shooting seven arrows that end up multiplying as the final attack) during all that mc opens up the barrier unintentionally. Mychal now injured sees it and says they hes going to bring an army to attack the devildom. Mc's tells him to call it off Michaels like "or what you can't kill me" mc like "exactly" and picks up his sword and repeatable stabs him till he agrees (i headcannon that in my mc demon form her hair can move at will kinda like a tail would and can become sharp at the points to become a weapon. it can also change in length to help with that. so while being stabbed by the sword her hair is also piercing him) after Michael agrees mc flies off to the devildom but once they arrive to the city they pass out cause they just turned into a demon and had new limbs suddenly grow. they're fine just needs to rest

The Challenge

love interest is and others saw the cliff break apart but don't know about what happed there and then comes up with the challange. its songs like these where I think this works best narratively for Diavolo to take on the role of penelope cause it makes sence for hi to have sutors and Diavolo coming up with this inorder to not replace mc. sidenote an archery challange if fiting cause like i said my mc uses a bow but I also imaging that she has a special bow that can turn into a bracelet that she wears and she is able to use the arrows to direct spells to where it lands. anyway in trying to get this to fit with Mammon I was thinking what if some other demons want to try to further the conflict (and maybe even jsut overthrow diavolo) Mammons crow shows up and tells him that they saw mc is coming home and then uses the challenge as a way to by them time to make it back.

Hold Them Down

demon are just like fuck diavolo fuck the brothers and wanna get rid of them and their kid

Odysseus

Mc overhears everything and goes on a murder spree. but before that uses an item that doesn't allow them to shift into demon form and hides it way somewhere. I had this cool idea for an animatic where during the part where that one guy is like "old king our leader is dead" trying to get them to not kill everyone. mc slowly comes out of the shadow and walks toward them looking more calm. demon starts to out streach his arms and so does mc "lets have open arms instead" dies (either shot or stabd) and their hair covers one eye. like a reference to lesson 16. idk just thought it would be a cool idea. anyway some of them find the item that is keeping them from shifting and before that mc kid shows up having a demon form of their own. demon breaks the item and the rest of them shift and mk has to fight them off till mc shows up and kills the rest of them

I Can't Help but Wonder

Mc finally reunites with their child and its sweet and they both cry out of happiness. depending on what happens with god games depends on who takes Athena's part. I'm still leaning on Solomon cause I wanna say that he was helping Mk with their magic and was the first to find out about their demon form and could have even given them a boost to help them out. plus it also makes sense so that they could reconcile after This is my Goodbye. but if its Raphael and if mc finds out that he was the one who helped them out it would be nice way to atone for being part of the problem in the very beginning.

Would You Fall in Love with Me

Mc meets with their love interest (Li) but is worried about what they would think of them after everything that happened. Li is surprised at their knew form which adds to mc insecurity. "I am not you kind and gentle Human" but despite everything Mc had done Li still loves them (I love this song so much)

and that is everything I have thought of for this au. I know this was super long but Ive had this idea for a while now and just wanted to get this out there. I know I'm not gonna do anything with this but had to share this with someone

[hustonnn]

STABLE TOUR

95 horses !!!!

Start with my bay collection (from left to right) (some horses named in russian)

Doom - my only one Arabian horse because I lowkey hate them but I felt bad for not owning one when they were supposed to be removed

Dragon Fighter - my OC Neyvil'

Gilded Rose (Позолоченая Роза) - second horse what I ever bought but I sold it one day and bought it again cause of nostalgia

Uno - named after Muse song

Danger Desire - horse of my SSO OC's husband Howard

Morning Comet (Утренняя Комета) - starter horse I love him 💚 wish we had more Jorvikian Warmbloods to buy

Pale Road - horse of my RDO OC Wild Brown - Red Cardinal aka Cardi aka Baryonyx aka Boris aka Boryia - named after themed playlist on spotify

Boulder Gate - just Baldur's Gate.

Furious Whirlwind (Буйный Вихрь) - first ever pony. Same story as Gilded Rose

10. Lucky Chace - kinda regret him 11. Thunder Hurricane - first "cool" horse, oldie 12. Iron Man - my fav MCU character :) 13. Night Butterfly (Ночная Бабочка) - bad joke, OC Penelope

14. Druid Bear - Halsin from BG3 !!! felt bad for killing him once so this is an apology. sorry bud 15. Zombie Apocalypse - Deacon Saint-John - main char from game Days Gone

16. Lady Pearl - my OC lady Lidorfya Pearl. wish it was a donkey 17. Brave Guardian - my OC Connor Birdhard 18. Marzipan - cutie 19. Sunrise Faith - @sshadovv 🧡 20. Harsh Autumn (Суровая Осень) - I dreamed of her when I was a kid :""" 21. Sweet Victory (Сладкая Победа) - we all ask ourselves was it worth it 22. Violet Bullet - my OC Valliet Bandolero 23. Almond Cookie (Миндальная Печенька) - was eating cookies lol. didn't like this breed that much tho :( 24. Eternal Love (Вечная Любовь) - my OC Lira

25. Spring Song - love/hate with coat 26. Fiery Sunset (Пламенный Закат) - RIP my fishy Toussaint 27. Glitter Gold - @sshadovv's OC Judy (she didn't like my choice of horse but I still bought it sorry love) 28. Red Deer - ARTHUR MORGAN I miss you old man (main char from Red Dead Redemption 2) 29. Tiger Horse - my OC Jaira Tagger

30. Porcelain Bride (Фарфоровая Невеста) - dreamed of this coat 31. Ghost Queen - my OC Samara 32. White Swallow (Белая Ласточка) - Ciri from The Witcher 33. Yellow Snow - "When the time of the White Frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow" iukuk 34. Bold Horse - bold horse. 35. Pale Princess - a rat. I hate her. my OC princess Fyrze 36. Grim - my OC Gustav Grim

37. Songbird - album Death of a Songbird by Luna Fawn Ripley 38. Singing Fishy (Певучая Рыбка) - my second fish Lubystok (Dandelion from The Witcher) 39. Moon Wisdom - my OC Ezer 40. Wingfeather - novel The Wingfeather Saga, author Andrew Peterson. I love books for children, relatable 41. Old Myth - main char of my favorite series on SSO. The horse's name was Aiden and the whole story was based on the game Beyond Two Souls what I love with my whole heart too. I regret not buying more old models, especially Andalusians because it's one of my favorite breeds 42. Winter Warrior - my OC Irma

43. Golden Feather (Золотое Перо) - my OC Mechanics Emperor 44. Rebellious Spirit (Непокорный Дух) - Spirit!!!!!! Looks like my Spirit plushie 45. Wizard - my OC Guypril 46. Hero Magic - it's Guypril too.. 47. Coyote - my RDO horse Kharciz (I don't know if I spelled it right) (Харциз)

48. Desert Ninja - my OC Wild, specifically from Black Desert AU 49. Wild Hat (Дикая Шляпка) - another Wild, but from Red Dead AU 50. Wildlord - another Wild........ because his full name is Willord 51. Dark Silver (Темное Серебро) - my OC Vampyr 52. Phantom Liberty - cyberpunk is a peak 53. Pirate Blood - I will never buy normal full black Friesian because I am ✨special✨ 54. Dark Maniac - my OC Zwyr (Beast) 55. Ghost Mystery - horse of my OC Apparel' - Parquet. Also it was name of my first "soul" horse irl 56. Sugar Father - hate the name, was my OC Shuga but I sold him

57. Zombie Fairy - my OC Daffodil 58. Osprey - kinda fits to be my OC Zwyr but in reverse colors 59. Terrifying Hunter (Жуткий Охотник) - Geralt of Rivia (main char from The Witcher) 60. Silverhand - Johny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077 61. Wild - another Wild but bold sorry not sorry 62. Chaotic Soul (Хаотичный Дух) - hate this horses coat, but it was free so not complaining

63. Little Plum (Маленькая Сливка) - horse of my friend's (@sshadovv) OC Judy - Sguschenka (Condensed milk) 64. Jewel Seeker - my friend's (@sshadovv) OC Judy 65. Loveace - my OC Lovelace 66. Faith (Вера) - my OC Faithful 67. Giga King - my OC Nirehon, but name doesn't suit him anymore 68. Blind Eye - my OC Jack Brown 69. Broken Rebel - feel sad for his name but it sounds poetic.. 70. Crazy Brain - my OC Kris Cardi 71. Great Father - my OC Samson Douglas 72. Lost Star - song Take Me Home by Cade Crider

73. Heaven - just like the coat 74. Frost Shore - cute marks on head 75. Echo - reminds me of my horse from RDR Heparda 76. Silent Hill - my OC Ezer 77. Daydreamer - ME !!!! looks like my horse sona 78. Chocolate Milk - my horse from RDO Nesquik 79. Illusion Pumpkin - homestuck reference

80. Ballless - my OC Samson Douglas..... I'm so sorry man 81. Supernova Axiom (Супер��овая Аксиома) - just a random name it sounds hilarious 82. Royal - my OC Royal. I know I am a genius 83. Shark Shy (Акулья Стесняшка) - my older sis give her name. Kinda reminds me of one of my fishes (Lubystok), but I bought this horse before I had her 84. Tiny Sparkle (Крошечная Искорка) - I remember how SSO gave us the opportunity to create our own magic horse. How happy I was as a child when the game showed exactly the same color as I made! Core memory

85. Scarlet Ode (Алая Ода) - bought it just because everyone ride it 86. Glory Power - like his pandorian vibe 87. Guiding Star (Путеводная Звезда) - RIP my fishy Toussaint again :( 88. Lovebird - I hated this horse but I became fond of them while I was doing quests in Hollow Woods 89. Tulip Petal - my OC Garreth

90. River Hoof - this is my favorite magic coat in the game 91. Willow Tree - song When I'm Gone by Shawn James. And this is my favorite tree 92. Gloom Wolf - same story short - hate it first but now seems cute after Hollow Woods 93. Obsidian Star - Yennefer of Vengerberg from The Witcher. Horse doesn't fit for 100% but I don't wanna buy Friesian for you darling 94. Raven Mane - such a common name for this horse :т 95. Butterfly Hurricane - my OC Huston and song Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse - my favorite thing in the whole world

100th horse will be a Noriker, named after the band Big Time Rush - Rockstar. And tomorrow I will buy a robotic horse and call it Unicorn Attack

[goldninja91]

Epic: The Musical X Discord Murder Party

Does this count as an AU...?

I had a thought a while back about the Awakened being bored and deciding to put on a play of sorts. Yugo and Hailey are the ones who first come up with the idea, and Ezra is the one to tell them about Epic since, y'know, he's the only one who would know. Thorin would be all for it, and MG/Charlie would likely be on board pretty early, providing the sets and costumes and whatnot.

As for who's playing who... well, I have no reference for this, so I don't know if these would be wild takes or not XD I'll go in awakening order with the exception of Odysseus, who funnily enough won't be played by Vincent.

Ezra Crane: Odysseus. Why am I having Ezra play Ody instead of his uncle Vinny? Because I want to see him sing Would You Fall In Love With Me Again with Valencia I swear it'll be the cutest thing- That aside, I feel like his voice suits most of Ody's songs, and I think he'd have a blast.

Vincent Reid: Poseidon. Look, don't tell me you think Vinny wouldn't have a blast playing the big bad and get to beat up his nephew in song, you KNOW he would XD He'd also probably joke about this role being 'good practice' for his inevitable ascension into godhood.

Grace Garden: Athena. I know you're already imagining the lovely, lovely QueenCreeps belting out 'Warrior of the Mind.' Don't worry, I am too. Plus, I think that Grace could easily mimic Athena's demeanor given how into her role she can be in the murder games sometimes. She'd probably be reluctant at first, but I think she'd do great.

Tommy Gwendolyn: Eurylochus. Insert Cancer Arms joke here, I suppose. But I think Tommy could pull off Eury's more serious attitude and he fits his range pretty well. I don't really have much more to say, other than I think he'd love Eury's anime buster sword XD

Percy Blackwood: Polites. You knew it was coming. That southern charm just fits perfectly for the whole 'Open Arms' philosophy. Of course, it comes naturally for Percy already. Makes you wish Polites survived longer so we could see more of the little dreamer.

Juniper: Telemachus. This one might seem slightly more out there, but they do have similar mindsets. Junior's range also feels pretty similar, and he does like to lift others up. He'd probably really feel a kinship with Telemachus when he consoles Athena in 'We'll Be Fine.'

Valencia Lynch: Penelope. Being a princess herself, Valencia is a shoe-in for Penelope. Plus, again, seeing her with Ezra as Odysseus would just be too precious. Given her more naturally high voice I feel like she might struggle with some of Penelope's power notes, but I think she could pull it off.

Thorin Blue: Polyphemus/other. I'll be honest... this one is kinda for the laughs. I mean, having the child play the cyclops monster is rather on-brand for DMP, and I know that Thorin would have a blast. Plus, he could also have fun playing the Winions or other roles to sort of fill things out, because despite how mature he is for his age I'm not quite sure how ready he is for the spotlight.

Yugo Hernandez: Zeus/Tiresias. Given his naturally deep voice and talent for getting in character, I feel like he could pull off Zeus pretty well. He's a performer at heart, and he gives it his all. He also fits Tiresias well in that regard, I can already hear him belting out the last note.

Hailey Huang: Aeolus. I think Hailey would have fun with this character, acting all crafty and mysterious. I know she's a bit more rough-and-tumble, but I think she'd still get to do some of that in this role. Plus, I think she'd vibe pretty hard with the song.

Stephen Cutter: Antinous. I know that Stephen prefers to distance himself from his past and all the unpleasant details, but he does have the charisma to be able to pull off Antinous. Plus, he's the perfect actor and could carry out all his parts flawlessly, without needing to process Antinous's own unpleasantness as much.

Charlie: Circe/Scylla. OK, listen. Having the former Black Star and eldritch horror play a six-headed sea monster and evil sorceress just makes sense. But she also has a lot of energy that I can see matching Gigi's Circe in the way that she never sits still. It would also be really easy to play around Scylla if Charlie could simple use her godly powers to transform into something like her XD

Doctor McGillicutty: Hephaestus/ensemble. Doc probably wouldn't be as into it as everyone else, so having a minor solo is likely the furthest he'd go. He'd still help out, just less center stage than others might expect.

As for other major roles, they'd obviously be filled out with the Awakened being double-cast. People like the other gods, crew, and suitors would be swapped out depending on who was needed for what scene.

Hermes: I mean if Chaos God wanted to get in on the fun, he'd be perfect for it. Although I could also see Juniper or Hailey filling it out.

Calypso: I'm... honestly not sure on this one. Feel free to help me out? XD My top picks are Valencia and Charlie, because they have the best looks and voices to pull it off. I know Grace would have an aneurysm trying to be half as clingy as Calypso and Hailey wouldn't be caught dead flirting with anyone else even if it's a show, she's far too loyal.

Anyway, those are just my thoughts on DMP: The Epic Musical or whatever this ends up being At the very least, I hope y'all have fun imagining the Awakened in costume XD

[katerinaaqu]

As always your thoughts are more than valuable and thank you very much for these first thoughts and always eager to hear more.

Honestly I agree. I mean sure I understand the essence of imagination and this whole "AU" talk about Greek mythology even if I essentially do not agree much because of the whole concept of mythology treated as a fandom like a fake story or a book written just for pleasure kinda icks me but even I admit there are very good ideas out there even on that department Anyways yes, I absolutely respect the right to imagination people have but at the same time every time I hear people so confident about the "accuracy" of such notions with the essence of "She is 'Spartan'!" and the idea that they are somehow "fixing the perspective" it definitely sets me off in so many ways!

Because as the post says for starters it is not even true, the Spartans to our knowledge did not give military training to their women, they had no such thing as women who fought in the army and they certainly were not...Amazons to be warriors. They just enjoyed some different freedoms than other counterparts which is important enough for sure but not culturally correct Two as you said it is not even HER Sparta! Penelope is depicted in classical roles of women in the homeric literature for starters and second even archeological findings seem to be backing Homer up at this department. And it is so sad that even in our day and age people who claim to love classics they do not even bother to research on the "Bronze Age Collapse" or wonder why Helen and Penelope look nothing like this fantasy they have in their heads about Sparta

Mind you not even the movie 300 which had almost NOTHING to do with the actual battle of Thermopylae DIDN'T impose this fantasy on the role of women. Even an inaccurate movie such as that DIDN'T enforce the idea that Spartan women were somehow like Amazons that fight with a sword or something (sadly in comparison to the sequel which placed BOTH queens to the battlefield because "female empowerment" I guess...)

So yeah...I honestly don't understand how misinformation STILL grows like wild fire or the other way round how exaggerations and "jokes" about ancient Greece and the roles of people in their society when there are MILLIONS of books online one can check if they see stuff like that! But then again people do not even bother to check the information behind the twisted "retellings" and use them as source of information...scratch that there are people who genuinely don't know Homer was a Greek poet and not some random American!

Hi! Love your takes and all! What do you think of people talking about Penelope being all buff and strong physically as she was "Spartan?" or that she find Odysseus more attractive with blood plaster on his body as she is "Spartan" or such?. Is it true in the Epics? I read something about a Lykurgus or something..I just want to have a nuanced answer to that, also sorry for the silly question.

You are very kind Anon and I am glad you find them useful

Okay for starters I think this whole thing is a massive stereotype in regards to Sparta that "they are all sexually aroused by blood and violence". I mean yes Sparta as we know had an extreme military outline but it is not like they all just killed around to have fun like a twisted version of Asterix village or something. They valued war and the strength in war of course and they took pride to their warfare and all but yeah I think the whole thing of "oh gosh! Blood! Foreplay for Spartans" is just a joke that goes too far sometimes (although we DO have some exaggerated sources about the Spartans but, surprise surprise, they come from their main rival, Athens so yeah one needs to consider that too. So yeah although the Spartans were strictly military I do not think it is actually realistic to say that they all went like:

lol XD

Two this "Sparta" that they mostly mention is at least 100 years if not more away than the "Sparta" mentioned in the epic cycle. You see the Epic Cycle might have been synthesized at the 8th century BC but the events taking place in it, reflect on the Bronze Age or the Mycenean kingdoms which existed before. These "Spartans" everyone speaks about is usually referring to the Doriean Spartans. The Dorieans were a Greek set of tribes with their own dialect that came down from the north at the year around 1100 BC, around 100 years after the estimated date of the events of the Trojan war and they got to remain to the areas such as Macedonia or Lacedaimona aka Sparta thus we have Macedonians and Spartans speak Doric Greek dialect while Atheneans speak Attic Greek dialect and the Asia Minor greek cities speak Ionian etc Either way as I said the events of the Trojan war happened around 100 years before this Doric Tribe descend much less till the strictly military spartan system to be fully crystallized. So we need to think of that. And even then it is not like the Spartan women were some sort of body-builders who didn't have any sort of binary roles to their society or being active warriors in armies etc (don't mistake them for Amazons guys! Hahahaha!). They did actively excersize more than most Greek cities at that time and they did take part in athletic events more than let's say Athens (Athenean women by n large seemed to participate in sports such as running and those were exclusively for Hera's celebrations) so we can imagine they would be more athletic than the average Greek lady but that doesn't mean they were soldier-trained or anything. The military training was for boys at the city of Sparta. And women still had their own binary roles in their respected society, they just had some more freedom as compared to their Athenean counterparts.

So even if Myceneans DID have a more military form of society or at least based on the findings they did focus on warfare to their art and such and the building of their walls and all they still wouldn't be the same as the doric Sparta that were exclusively military. Could perhaps mycenean Sparta have the basis for the future doric Sparta? Perhaps but I doubt we have sufficient evidence to say they are identical.

Three. I believe that people who wanna desperately depict Penelope as some buff lady, misses the concept of Penelope's strength in the Odyssey. Penelope was not strong because she could fight with the sword. She was strong because she was mentally steadfast, clever and resourceful and enduring and she managed to hold the kingdom of Ithaca steadfast by herself for 20 years. It wasn't about her being buff lady. Homer does seem to imply she was tall and stoutly buillt; see my other post where I mention her physical description in Homer:

but not buff as "I'm gonna kick your ass" buff and all. Homer doesn't mention that any of the Spartan princesses have some specific training (Helen Clytemnestra or Penelope) but later literature implies that they have basic knowledge on weaponry (for example in later 5th century dramas and above Clytemnestra not only is seen wielding a weapon but knowing some basics as to how it was made) but it needs to be said that the posthomeric sources were also influenced by their contemporary Sparta aka the doric military Sparta. Homer doesn't imply that this strict military doric way of life was part of his lore but he does imply that Sparta relies more to its military (as compared to Ithaca or Pylos for example) so maybe he attempts to create the illusion of historical continuation but either way no this whole "300s-like" Sparta was not crystalized yet to the times that Homer synthesized his poems much less to the time of Bronze Age.

And there is no hint that Penelope goes "WOW BLOOD!" that seems to me one of the overused jokes on the internet, again emanating by the whole series of Sparta stereotypes used for comedy. It was in fact Euryclea the one to almost welp in happiness seeing Odysseus covered in blood and that was because Odysseus had killed the men she hated. Penelope doesn't show such a thing. Odysseus also washes himself up to be presentable to her. And even in posthomeric sources Penelope was not linked to physical strength but rather with the strength of her mind and the purity of her intentions (well...except maybe from Parthenius narrative if I recall correctly. There Penelope is pictured as scheming in jealousy against one of the sons Odysseus ellegedly produced and manipulated her husband to kill his illegitimate son)

As for the last part I am not sure what you are referring to? Are you referring to Lycurgus that is mentioned in some later sources as king? I did find for example the reference of Plutarch (who lives much much later) that he implies that Lycurgus lives at the same time as Homer or possibly had met him personally but is that what you are referring to? Either way I assume you refer to the historical person rather than some mythical figure because in homeric realm we do have rulers such as Tyndareus (the king of Sparta father to Helen and Clytemnestra) and Icarius (father to Penelope). It seems that Homer with the mention of the two rulers, even if not directly mentioning it, seems to be winking at the later but still ancient custom of doric Sparta to have two kings but I am not sure if that truly was his objective (and therefore creating an anachronism most likely)

I hope that answers your questions a bit

[phoebehalliwell]

any past lives headcanons (specifically king arthur related)???

hmm that's a good question i've seen a lot of wyatt = arthur and chris = merlin and i like it tbh but while admittedly i have not watched merlin i do love the idea of idiot x idiot romance where both are gifted in one field and severely lacking in the other so i would love to do a wyatt romance where wyatt is arthur in a past life and merlin's reincarnation is his boyfriend. bonus if the boyfriend was a wizard and was raised in that "merlin was an overrated hack" ("We're Off to See the Wizard." Charmed, created by Constance M. Burge, season 4, episode 19, Spelling Television, 2002) culture only to find out he Was merlin and just go oh lmao. which in this case i would make chris lancelot and bianca morgana and then add a zesty little backstory there. i don't think i'd have a guinevere. wait wait wait. Wait. arthur and morgana are related. yes? Chris is morgana. Wyatt is arthur. TBDLI (to be determined love interest) is merlin. Bianca is. is there a judas figure in arthurian legend?? i guess i'll make her lancelot and then establish the lore that she was wyatt's right man under the evil regime, which made her betrayal hurt that much more. oooh.

beyond that. i think i have undisclosed inklings of past lives for the davis squad (not so much effie considering she's already So Old.) kat defo has some past lives that are going to be explored. henry i kinda wanna give a past life where he's a pirate just to do a pirate episode. i kind of want peyton to be a reincarnation of brianna their super powerful telekinetic great great great great great aunt. i think i wanna give one of the cupitches (prolly pj or peyton) a high priestess past life where some old demons have beef with her soul and try to get her ass. tamora i would love to see as a great warrior in a past life something epic but only after she kind of starts to shed her shy skin you know?

RELATIONSHIPS IN PAST LIVES:

were once besties: pj x parker x peyton, bianca x wyatt, WILDCARD henry x effie

were once lovers: chris x bianca, kat x viola, melinda x [REDACTED], melinda x [REDACTED] (two!!), wyatt x [TBD]

once betrayed one another: wyatt x chris, wyatt x bianca, kat x viola, henry x [REDACTED]

um bonus i'd say that either dency or penn is melinda warren reincarnated dove Also has a specific reincarnation but that's top secret, warren and sheridan have definitely existed in the family before but i wouldn't say as any pre-established members but i would probably give them some type of narrative in the past just for funsies hey maybe they knew leo, keyboards has been a witch before, jenny has been a witch before, monica has been a witch before, luz has been a witch before, who else exists.... patricia, penelope, & phillipa of the prandy!lives au i would actually say probably have more incarnations in andy's family than the warren line,,,, just 4 zest. w shane & abel paige's source kids i feel like one of them has to have whathisface. the warlock. ummm. matthew. matthew tate. bc taste. idk who else would be there. who else do i have. bennie. the paige richard kid. probably comes from the montana line bc i feel like they've got some fucked up folx there. in another world (sorry leo) i would love to see a gen3 kid end up being a reincarnation of piper and falling in love w a reincarnation of mark.

[harringtonisms]

Hii, if you have any wips atm (who am I kidding who doesn’t have at least some wips) which one is your favorite? What’s your favorite line of dialog you’ve written? Which passage conveys a characters feelings the best in your opinion? What’s the saddest thing you’ve written? What line makes you smile like an idiot? Wait I don’t like that saying, what line makes you smile so much you’re competing with the sun?

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hiiiii!!!! thank you for all the questions, ilyyy!!! I'm going to throw it all under the cut bc this post gets quite long lol :D

1. Which one is your favorite?

My current favorite WIP is 'Deja Vu'. It's a jemily/penemily fic written from the point of view of JJ. Basically JJ is super jealous of Emily and Penelope's relationship. It's based off deja vu by olivia rodrigo ofc, I was listening to that song while editing a different fic and I got the idea for it lmao.

2. What's your favorite line of dialouge?

This is actually a couple lines of dialouge but...

“You know why he’s sending you two in,” Emily said, standing up straighter.

“To torture us.” Y/N’s voice was muffled as she hid her face in her hands, leaned against the counter of the kitchenette.

“No,” Emily started dragging out the last syllable. “You and Reid are going undercover together because you might have direct contact with the unsub-”

“And we’re best fit to interact with him, and disengage him, and blah blah blah, I was there Emily,”

This is from a Spencer x Reader multi-part fic where they go undercover together!

3. Which passage conveys a characters feelings the best in your opinion?

I have another fic called "Looking at the Moon". It's written in letter format and it's basically Emily writing to JJ while she's hiding in Paris during the Doyle Arc!

I spend a lot of time at night by myself. I spend a lot of time by myself in general. I have a lot of time to think and imagine what it would be like to be together. What would’ve happened if I said something sooner, if I didn’t push you to go to Will. I’ll run myself into the ground with what ifs and I try not to but... I can’t help it. I’m in the city of love by myself. I guess the most logical thing would be to wish that this whole Doyle situation would go away, but I just wish you were here with me.

4. What's the saddest thing you've written?

Ahhh! the saddest thing?

"Maybe if we made a few different choices way back when but.. I can’t leave him for you. I won’t leave him for you" - JJ to Emily

I think that has to be the saddest because not being able to be with the person you want to be with really sucks nad i kinda really relate to that.

5. What line makes you smile so much you’re competing with the sun?

Okay this is from a Jemily cinderella AU. This is the first paragraph and I love it sm because it's really just childhood innocence, it's so pure.

ONCE UPON A TIME in a grand manor on the outskirts of a small kingdom named Quantico, lived a young girl named Emily, and her parents. Her father was a prominent businessman, and his job called him away for weeks at a time so he could fund their lavish lifestyle. When he was home, however, it was rare to see him far from his daughter. Whether they were running wild in their large garden or making a mess in the kitchen, Emily was practically glued to his hip. Her mother was often sick, and couldn’t run around with them, so when he was gone again on his long trips, or Emily was tuckered out from a long day of playing make-believe and causing trouble around the manor, she’d curl up in her mother’s lap and listen intently as she’d tell her a story and braid her hair. Her stories detailed great accounts of brave warriors battling ferocious beasts, and long-lost princesses finding love, and Emily listened to every word until she fell asleep.

Thank you anon for all these, i loved it sm 🥰!!!