#it is for me 👉👈

[somewhereincairparavel]

percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)

[theriverbeyond]

tbh I can't stop thinking about how i went into Hadestown being like "this is a tragic love story based on a greek myth I enjoy :)" and I came out the other side covered in blood being like "this is a thesis about how capitalism inevitably leads to both personal and global ruin, and so we are duty bound to resist it even as we lose, again and again and again. no matter how impossible it feels or how many times we fail and hit a wall and fall, we try again"

[wombywoo]

just checking...

[starmocha]

Laying flat on your stomach on Caleb's back, arms around his neck, as he does push-ups. Just. All giggly, because he likes making you laugh and proving that he can comfortably do the exercise even with your entire weight on him.

Laying under him to receive kisses as he goes down. He smirks and goes down slowly. One (kiss). Two (kiss). Three (kiss). Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleventwelvethirteenfourteenfifteen—

He laughs when you're red-faced and breathless, still in shock by the sudden change in pacing and his relentlessly quick successive kisses. "What's the matter?" He asks, already knowing the answer, "Did you forget how to count, pipsqueak?"

Laying on top of Caleb after his exercise is done. You rest on his chest, listening to his heart. It's beating so fast, you tell him.

"It is," he agrees, holding you tighter to him. He doesn't let you leave. "Stay with me. Like this. Let me recharge."

[woolydemon]

My heart is an Ego Rock, 45-degree slanted nonsense

I smash what I'm expected to know and bid tomorrow a BYE BYE BYE

ego rock yusuke kitagawa (featuring crazy art style disparity)

[duckymcdoorknob]

I AM SOMEHOW ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME THESE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THANK YOU

Kageyama is my spirit animal fr dude holy shit

I think tumblr ate my ask so I’m gonna send it again with what I can remember-

OK OK SO I freaking adore the high school HCS you did and I am humbly asking for some college hcs for this self-indulgent duck. I will let you pick the sillies, but if I may request my own, I’d love either Yamaguchi or Ennoshita!!

Thank you so much! 🫶🫶

haikyuu!! college headcanons ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

thank u for the request u silly duck, i tried my best 🫡 (i am not in college but i THINK i have a pretty good idea of how things get down in college)

characters: kageyama, hinata, tsukishima, yamaguchi

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kageyama

misses his first classes because he’s on the wrong side of campus looking for his classes 😭

takes notes on his laptop and types SO LOUD

asked a really dumb question in one of his classes and now he’s too embarrassed to ever speak up in class again

has a hard time making friends because he’s so awkward

probably builds lego cars and displays them in his dorm as decor

spends like $500 on doordash a month because he hates driving

probably hardly passing any of his classes

always has an airpod in during class

hinata

also gets super lost on the first day

good ol fashioned pen and paper for his notes

has the brightest and biggest bookbag ever

probably conducts the gay son or thot daughter street interviews

doesn’t have a car, he’s just fending for himself

his dorm room is SO cozy, like bro does not play about his bedroom decor

has definitely tried coughing to cover a fart in class but it only ended up drawing more attention to himself

everyone kind of sees him as a little brother

tsukishima

doesn’t talk to anyone in his classes

went to one party and hated it so much now he just stays in on saturdays or goes out with yamaguchi somewhere quiet/chill

always looks annoyed in classes

do NOT ask him for notes or help with something because he will scold you + make you feel dumb

his dorm is probably like almost empty, he does not decorate much

takes good notes and probably sells pics online too

lives in hoodies and big jackets

probably been a victim of the phone mic interviewers an odd amount of times and always gives the most out of pocket answers to mess with people

carries a tote bag

drives a prius, even though yamaguchi can drive tsuki drives the 2 of them everywhere

he and yamaguchi have game nights and invite some of the others over sometimes

can cook the most simple things, that’s about it

yamaguchi

sat in the wrong class on the first day and just stayed for the entire lecture bc he was too scared to leave

dorms designated chef (he isn’t THAT good at cooking though just better than tsuki)

takes walks around campus during his free time

#1 library studyer

has lost his dorm key multiple times

falls asleep in class sometimes

takes notes on ipad

sketches during classes he isn’t interested in

switched his major like 3 times

eats fast food a lot for lunch

plant dad, his dorm is covered in different plants

(sorry i feel like this writing is a little bad, maybe i DONT understand college like dat)

[sameboot]

Paraphrasing again buuut I wanted to try illustrating this scene!

[untolduttering]

If you have a softer voice, Sanji will quickly pick up on your habit of leaning in and trying to speak directly into someone’s ear. He’ll lean down to try and accommodate you once he feels you get closer and sees you stretch up on your toes. He doesn’t want you straining, doesn’t want you feeling like you need to try so hard to be heard. He’s always there to listen. And when it’s especially crowded and loud, he’ll bring his body around you, caging you in, and his fingertips to your chin, tilting your mouth up and closer. Oh so subtly, he’ll try to bring you close enough that your lips will brush against his ear. And he’ll ask you, gently, “What’s that, my dear?” with his fingers never leaving you.

[ochibrochi]

they could never make me hate this dude 👹

[pinbones]

I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:

Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace

Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.

I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism

[alistair-blackwood]

he asked for NO PICKLES

[squidpedias-fanart]

HI I JUST BINGED ALL OF LMK IN A FEW DAYS UM???????

[duckymcdoorknob]

NRAGHHHHHH YES YES YES I LOVS THEM SM

Me rn

RAGHHH CANDY HEARTS AYYAYAYAYAY

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see Lee Chrome and Ler Senku with the hearts Sweet Pea & Only You.

I just think of Chrome being like “oh I can totally handle the tickle! Go ahead and try!”

(I hc that he still calls it “the tickle” even tho he’s been corrected 10 billion times)

Senku absolutely has all of the knowledge of how to break Chrome’s spirit. (Courtesy of Byakuya and Taiju tickling the hell out of him as a kid 😭)

I can’t wait to see what you do with this >:)

DUCKY AHHHH!!!! Friend your timing is beyond perfect- I was just getting back into Dr. Stone! Ugh, my heart! I LOVE Chrome so much akjrekjarjkejkrj This is beyond adorable- I've gotcha covered friend! (also Chrome calling it "The Tickle" is so funny to me akjrjkearjkejk)

Sweet Pea- "Is this a bad spot?" + Only You- "Stop Squirming!"

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah! I can absolutely handle the tickle!” Chrome fell backwards, tucking his arms behind his head and smiling boldly up at his friend. “Bring it on!”

“Tickling, Chrome.”

“The tickle. That’s what I said.”

“No it’s- ah, nevermind.” Shaking his head, he sat beside the eager man, cracking his knuckles dramatically. “A good scientist tests his hypothesis; if you’re so insistent on me doing so…” He raised his arms dramatically, shooting them down at lighting speed.

“Eeh!” Chrome squeaked and shot his arms down. Senku guffawed. “No fair! That’s so bad! Senku!”

“Pfft- you absolutely can’t handle it!” Grinning, Senku shot his hands back out, nearly in tears over Chrome’s repeated reaction. “Oh my god- stop squirming! Is this a bad spot or something?”

“No! Yes? Maybe- ugh, just do it!” Chrome covered his face with his hands, steeling his nerves. “If I can’t see it coming, it won’t tickle! Do it!”

“Sure, sure.” Senku took a few quick breaths to calm down before easing his hands forward. With mere centimeters above Chrome’s armpits, he intentionally paused. “Ready?”

“Sen-EHEHEHEHEK!” The brunette didn’t stand a chance. The second Senku pressed in he was flopping like a fish out of water, eyes bulging and mouth gaping in sporadic laughter. Senku only got a second in before falling on his side, wheezing. “Senkuuhhuhu!”

“Oohoh my gahahawd! I’m gohohonna pehehee!” The scientist whined through his cackles, near silent in laughter. “Chrohohome, you’re so fuhuhull of shihihit!”

“Nu uh! You just tickle too fast!” The brunette pouted, smiling despite himself when Senku punched the ground helplessly. “How is it I’m the one getting tickled yet you’re laughing harder?”

“S-Shuhuhush! Whoo. Okay, okay for real now.” Senku wiped his eyes, cheeks flushed. “I’m really gonna tickle you now.”

“Great-AHH!” Chrome cried out when Senku grabbed his sides, flailing once more. Ready for this reaction, Senku pressed on- tickling up and down his ribs. “Thihihihis is so bahahahhahahd! Aheahhaahhahahahhaha, Sehehehehnku!”

“Come on- where’s your “I can handle it” mojo?�� Giggling, Senku threw a leg over Chrome’s flailing limbs, squeezing his highest ribs and making him sputter and scream. “You’re not proving your hypothesis to be a success, Chrome.”

“Shuhuuhhuuhsh! Aheahhahaha- SEHEHENKU!” The brunette shot up, wrapping his arms around the other and flipping their positions. “Oohohkay, ohohokay- you’ve prohohohved your pohohohint. I cahahn’t handle the tihihckle.”

Senku let out a whimpering wheeze, hand slapping over his mouth. Chrome sputtered out a series of giggles before falling into Senku’s chest, effectively caughting his giggle bug.

Hypothesis: Failed. At least they had fun though.

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[satanicdollx]

𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖆 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖆 𝖉𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍.

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[endomentendo]

Commissions coming soon

sometime this coming weekend I’ll start doing commissions, possibly even stream if I find a way to do so. I hope to open some slots for you all on my kofi. Keep in touch.

[starmocha]

"On your knees."

Your strangled gasp barely passes your lips as you are pulled down all of a sudden by his Evol. You struggle to move, the gravity around you is much heavier than it should be. Kneeling before him, you hear the sound of a zipper being pulled down, and then seconds later, his cold voice commanding, "Now suck."

When you hesitate, he reverts the gravity around you, and you nearly tumble forward, unprepared for the sudden lightweightness again. Little fluttering gasps escape when his gloved hand just barely touch your chin, the pads of his fingers touching just enough to tilt your head upwards and your eyes focus in on his hardened cock, already dripping with precum.

For a moment, you swallow, the taste of his cum already registering in your brain before your mouth instinctively part enough to take in the tip, slowly taking in more and more of him. He tenses briefly, his own breathing unsteadied, almost as if he was unprepared for how good this felt.

"That's it," he groans as you take more of his cock in your mouth. His large hand cradles the back of your head as he praises you. "What a good little cocksleeve you are."

He smiles, amused, when you seem to preen with delight at his words. "Do you like it when I praise you?"

You moan in response around him in your mouth, his immediate shallow, slow thrusts have your eyes brimming with tears as you let him use you for his pleasure. When he yanks your head back by a fistful of your hair, you peer up into those beautiful amethyst eyes of his, ready to drown in them and submit to his will completely. When he spoke again, you could feel yourself pulsing, aching to be his in body and soul.

He could see your desires in your eyes, always knowing you better than even yourself. He smiles again, and croons, "Then be a good little fucktoy for me, and I will praise you more, my pretty little slut."