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fyrewalks · 4 months ago

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dumblr giving me ghost asks and ghost drafts is going to be the death of me

#ooc #permanetly stuck with an ask that isn't there #same with drafts #which is weirder #bc it'll count them correctly #but as they are posted/queued #it is always off by one

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath.#not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first.#I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*.#Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about.#I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/#Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight -#The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room!#Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

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problemnyatic · 3 months ago

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It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw

#not above getting petty about this one #it was always obvious what this shitfuck meme was and it's deeply pathetic that it ever was so pervasive and still sees use at all #If you claim to hate nazis and mr aryan superman here doesn't piss you off that's an L on your part #read the room #problemnyatic thoughts

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bruciemilf · 1 month ago

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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batdad #incorrect dc quotes #text post #one thing about Bruce is he’ll always enable his children through the power of delusion #YES jason DID seize the crime market and capitalized off drugs prostitution gun/weapon trafficking #but he was a pleasure to have in class

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friedunicornstudio · 16 days ago

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We painted a new Shiranui zodiac piece this year featuring all the brush god constellations!

(Shiranui themself is in front of the Hanagami, but we did paint them. They're still there. It counts)

#Okami #Shiranui #Ishaku #okami fanart #okami art #artists on tumblr #constellations #digital art #fried unicorn studio #hi i think im legally required to stop forgetting to post our new okami stuff given the news #this one and another one I will be posting later were a really funny collab #we both had rough paintings done but couldn't quite realize the whole thing until we handed them off to one another #which is very great and gay of us i think #its always fun to do some alphonse mucha art nouveau inspired stuff #who doesn't love foliage and good lines

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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I love Michael Afton's story in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #william afton #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf 4 #undertale #shout out to that one undertale line that destroys us all #call me corny call me simple BUT #I genuinely love Michael’s story in fnaf #and I’ll stand by it forever #Michael’s story is told to use indirectly so we have to infer a lot #and I do think that’s cool #just based off actions a few words spoken written and said #through mini games etc #you learn so much about him his whole life #Michael did not start in a hopeful place #he’s William Afton’s son his life was always gonna be torture #but there’s something almost beautiful #after he’s scooped after he literally cuts the poison out and he realizes his father is awful #he’s renewed he grows back he keeps going #he refused to die just to get rid of his father #I know people sees Michael story as tragic but there’s such hope in it #Michael kept going

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evgar · 1 month ago

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kiss of death

graphite and watercolors on paper

#haven't done traditional art in a while!#i was SO scared of adding the watercolors to this one because i had such a clear vision of how i wanted it to look #wanted the purple and green to blend in a very specific way and i mean... we're talking about watercolors so it's always a surprise #luckily i managed to pull it off after just staring at it praying to not mess it up for like an hour while holding the brush #agathario #agatha x rio #agatha harkness #rio vidal #lady death #agatha all along #agathario fanart #my art #evgarart

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zorangezest · 2 months ago

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you guys are never gonna guess what i watched recently

IVE ACCUMULATED SO MANY

#transformers #maccadam #tf one spoilers #tf one #orion pax #optimus prime #d 16 #bumblebee #elita one #megatron #starscream #soundwave #shockwave #ive been an off and on transformers fan for years #ive been getting gen 1 stuff recommended to me #and half of it is ALWAYS STARSCREAM #i really love soundwave #love him and his two whole lines of dialogue #transformers one

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reallybadblackoutpoems · 11 months ago

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animal farm (1945) - george orwell

"womp womp"

#if saying womp womp is a disease #i am uncurable #i have to one up all the other people in my film classes lol #i am in a pretentious off every day #am very into german expressionism rn #and always #anyway #blackout poetry #blackout poem #author #book #poetry

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mythicalcoolkid · 5 months ago

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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

#m/cc #mine #I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges #and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like #a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with #there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example #or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone #*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have #I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side #for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others #for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me #and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public #and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist #that's why there's so much awareness happening for it #but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people

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lylahammar · 7 months ago

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the ol art block fall back, speculative monster horse biology 😌

gonna do more for this concept, but I've been thinkin about kelpies today :3

#tbh I'm always surprised I don't see more people base them off of hippos #I mean like hippos are called river horses and they're like one of the most dangerous animals in the world yknow #they fit perfectly with kelpies #my art

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druidgroves · 1 year ago

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the baldur's gate 3 experience when you accidentally trigger an unintentional romance because you thought you were just being a really supportive friend

#rbs turned off bc ppl kept being annoying. be normal abt this game or die by my sword.#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shoutout to anyone who had to turn down more than one companion & they got really sad abt it #EDIT: this was always about karlach for me. went to talk to her & was met with the 'i want to be with gale' option #without ever triggering a romance scene bc i hugged her like any regular friend would

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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