#it happens in real life
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Wolfstar :
Remus and Sirius’ flat is a come and go house. Almost all their friends have a key to the flat. And sometimes someone will crash on their couch without warning them.
One night, after a late date night who ended at 2am, they find the door of the flat locked and impossible to open. They knock but no one answers. So, Remus just decids they should take a hotel so they can sleep and take care of it the next day.
Sirius is outraged, she complains a lot « we’ve been kicked out of our own flat Moony ! During a date night !! It’s homophobic !! We should have just sleep on the porch so whoever decided to KICKED US out of our OWN flat feels sorry for us ! ». Remus who is very much not sleeping on the porch just shakes his head with fondness and take his girlfriend’s hand.
The next day, after a breakfast in bed to appease Sirius, they return to the flat and a hungover Peter who had forgot to take his key out of the door is the one to opening to them. « Traitor !! » screams Sirius while pointing at Peter.
Peter is feeling so guilty about it that for a month, every morning, he bakes Sirius her favourite pastries (it’s pain au raisin).
#wolfstar#peter pettigrew#remus lupin#sirius black#marauders#genderfluid sirius going by she/her today#Baker peter#Remus is the reasonable one#Peter is a traitor all the time but sometimes it’s funny and not deadly#it happens in real life#My cousin got locked out of the house and slept at my place so she wouldn't have to sleep in her car.
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...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh



it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|
#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#falin touden#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#delicious in dungeon#this is also about kabru and mithrun stop focusing so hard on how it was ‘forced upon’ kabru as if it’s the most evil thing in the world#they took care of EACH OTHER during that time and mithrun wasn’t doing nothing#people are so weird about him and reduce mithrun down to his disability as if he isn’t CAPTAIN for a reason#it’s sooo insane#try thinking about how their time together serves the themes of the story rather than a biased interpretation#of all the things that happen in this manga people focus on the weirdest things to apply to real life#people try to construe is as something evil with evil intent as if it’s not there to benefit the THEMES of the story#woah a huge...heron? just landed on a tree i've been staring at it for like 10 minutes its pretty#dungeon meshi spoilers
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]
Hitting a lil' too close to home?
#junie art post#ink sans#error sans#utmv#errorink#implied. but yea not the focus#this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word#we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more#isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad#and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out#we put it away. abandon and leave it behind#what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating#yea that never left me#and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH#imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse#mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life#but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant#but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao#ahhh my favorite idiots. never change#mmmmm#deltarune
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don't stress about that opportunity that fell through or that friend you lost or that thing you really want to happen but isn't. as long as you keep your chin up and try try try again, better things will replace your losses. i'm looking at my life rn and actually marveling at how every single thing i stressed about, whether it be an opportunity or a person, got supplanted w another thing that is so much better. it really is true that loss makes space for better things. these days i don't get sad when something doesn't work out. i get excited that i'm now open to so many other possibilities out there, so long as i actively seek them. you never lack. you just transition.
#operating from an abundance mindset is changing my life truly#i used to fight to convince myself of it but now that i see it happening in real time? it's so true and i'm soothed by it#this isn't even coming from a manifestation or religious angle bc i'm neither of those things#i just believe that a good attitude and strong work ethic can get you places if you don't let failure stop you#and don't allow the noise (other people's opinions) to weigh you down#text
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ooo if you’d like to, bad boys? your art is so shaped /vpos :DD
bad boys 4 u <3
#sphynx sketches#sphynx asks!#trafficblr#limited life fanart#grian fanart#smallishbeans fanart#solidaritygaming fanart#swear i’m still doing the requests LOL. some real stressful stuff happened in my life recently so im even more exhausted than usual.#plus i’ve been working on some personal art so mcyt was on the backburner for a minute. been thinking about my ocs more lately#but i have some things i want to do so maybee if i don’t procrastinate like hell i will have some more art for tumblr soon
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eddie diaz looking arguably the gayest he’s ever looked in a cut off muscle tank and mustache. sitting at a sunny los angeles coffee shop being openly flirted with by a priest who hits on him in such a life changing way that within 36 hours he is dancing around in his underwear and collapsing half naked onto his couch with a newly-single buck buckley. if you can dream it you can truly achieve it. life is literally so so beautiful
#YAY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER#GOOD MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBERED THAT THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE#LAST NIGHT#911#buddie
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ANYWAYS AHA...... NORMAL POST OF MY WARMUP PAGE!!!!......... WHAATTTT............
#I like the top right one hes crazy lookin#im going to pretend i didnt draw that and pretend it didnt happen and pretend the tags arent real#how silly and funny#leave for a month and thats what you get i guess but it was ssuPPOSED TO BE A JOKE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE BLAME LUKA (POINT) /J#spamton#deltarune
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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games#the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen#the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered)#no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there#none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk.#the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny.#wotcher talk#solidaritygaming#life series#life series smp#life smp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#real life#real life smp#rlsmp
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first law: any event you get out of with a good anecdote wasn't all that bad. hey, free anecdote.
second law: any event can make a good anecdote if you workshop the story enough.
#this is how i survive my stupid baka life. btw#anecdote generating aura is half real [stupid things happen to or around me at a high rate] and half defense mechanism [see above].
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love how Would You Fall In Love With Me Again emphasised that Penelope is just as in love with Odysseus is he is with her. she doesn't tell him to move the olive tree as a trick, she says it to prove that he is still the same man who left twenty years ago--that he's still her husband. she is crying and desperate and tired of waiting. she doesn't care about the blood on his hands, because they are his hands and that is all that matters
#they are soulmates#like. actually. actual real life soulmates#Penelope 🤝 Odysseus: considering all atrocities justified if it means they get to see each other again#the ithaca saga#the ithaca saga spoilers#epic the musical#would you fall in love with me again#odysseus x penelope#penelope x odysseus#odypen#Penelope epic#epic Penelope#get yourself a Penelope. but not THE Penelope. bad things happen to people who try to get her#nuclear war speaks
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Favorite Marta and Fina Moments - Part 100 Sueños de Libertad, Ep. 183
#and the scene ended here and nothing bad happened to Isidro!!!#if only 😔#god what a heart wrenching scene#but similar to real life events that've happened today I'm choosing to focus on the positive#also I can't believe we're already at 100 favorite mafin moments!#I've been thinking about going back and redoing some of my early gifs because I think some of them could be better#should I?#mafin#marta x fina#marta y fina#suenos de libertad#sueños de libertad#marta belmonte#marta de la reina#alba brunet#fina valero#wlwsource#wlw gif#wlw post#wlw edit#my edit#wlw couple#wlw#favorite mafin
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You don’t understand what this means to me, Vi and Caitlyn get to be together. I get to imagine all their happiness together: Caitlyn gets to apologize, Vi gets to wake up next to Caitlyn every day and go to sleep next to her every night, Caitlyn doesn’t have to fill that hole anymore either, they get to kiss softly and make love, they get to comfort each other when they have nightmares, they get to call each other pet names and tease each other, they get to fight by each other’s side, Cait gets to tell Vi she loves her and Vi gets to say it back, they get to call one another out when either one slips, they get to balance each other, they get to be a mundane couple and sit by the fire place together and eat together, and everyone gets to see them be the power couple they are. Despite all the pain, they get each other, just a little bit of happiness in a world that crushed almost everyone else’s.
#goodbye to the loves of my life#goodbye to the best gay power couple#you will always be happy in my mind#and this fills my heart with joy#basically almost all the fanart gets to be real#everything you imagined can happen because they fucking lived and they made it through together#thank you fortiche 🥹#vicait#arcane#caitvi#violyn#arcane finale#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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Who's this old fart
#half life#half-life#gman#g-man#eye strain#shmorps art#the Gman brainrot is real and it's happening to me#This old man is taking up my brainspace help
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Roughing it? Let's see, we have shelter, furniture, research equipment, tricorders, a replicator. It's too rough for me. STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001) ⤷ Resolutions
#mine*#sd*#tvedit#chewieblog#userbbelcher#useroptional#cinemapix#trekedit#startrekedit#star trek#treksource#startrekgifs#voy#star trek voyager#chakotay#janeway x chakotay#kathryn janeway#scifiedit#userstream#mediagifs#dailyflicks#tvsource#tvarchive#filmtvcentral#kate mulgrew#robert beltran#not really happy with that sharpening settings but im too tired to remake it now#too many things are happening in real life to enjoy my fandoms
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rlain really is stronger than a marine because what the fuck do you mean his parents got killed in a flood when he had barely reached adulthood and then he became a spy and his friends didn't care or miss him and then was forced into slavery amongst humans who were mistrustful of him even when they accepted him. and then he watched them use the corpses of his kind as armor. and then finally finally finally after all this work and proving himself and trying to fit in, he still gets called slurs while he's working hard to get the agriculture working at Urithiru??? I'd have maimed someone personally
#this of course mirrors real life#but in the context of all the other shit happening????? I'd have started biting people idk#wind and truth spoilers#wind and truth#wat spoilers#stormlight 5 spoilers#rlain i love you 5ever
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