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Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Sirius: What? I don’t have a girlfriend.

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Sirius: Oh my god, you have Marls.

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Do you believe me if I say I didn’t saw it was a Major Character Death fic ? I’ve been crying for hours…

Currently reading Mastermind by pieceofchocolate and it’s a hell of a ride !

Don’t lie people ! It’s bad for your heart !!

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imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

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Currently reading Mastermind by pieceofchocolate and it’s a hell of a ride !

Don’t lie people ! It’s bad for your heart !!

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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WHAT TYPE OF VOLUNTEERS ARE THE MARAUDERS & CO AT A FESTIVAL

• The one that got to be everywhere at once bcs they have all of the info people are looking for -> LILY DORCAS

• The one who does all the bar slots REMUS ALICE

• The one who forgot to eat through the day bcs their workshop (sticks painting) was busy with kids all day REGULUS PANDORA

• The one that and up with mud on their clothes because they tough it was a good idea to end the clay and straw workshop with children by a mud battle SIRIUS JAMES

• The one who only took one volunteer slot to be able to enjoy the festival and dance a lot EVAN MARY

• The one who lent so much stuff that at the end of the day never got all their stuff back because they couldn’t remember all of it FRANK JAMES

• The one who started a volunteer slot with someone but got distracted in the middle of their slot and ended up taking a nap in the relaxation area PETER BARTY

• The one that stay until the very last minute to help tidy up everything but doesn’t know what go where and keep asking questions MARLENE JAMES ALICE

• The one who is, in spite of himself, mentally in charge of knowing where everything is going LILY DORCAS REGULUS

• The one that go emotional at the end of the day and say I love you to all the others volunteers MARLENE SIRIUS PETER

• The one that start a fight with the cops bcs acab and « why do you mean I can’t park my car their even if I have all this fucking heavy things to unload ?! » BARTY REMUS

• The one with the task to built and set up the dry toilet but forgot that not all people are giant and end up doing way to high toilet seat MARY

• The one that has to take the dry toilet bucket and end up with pee smell all over their car during the 1 hours trip FRANK or MARLENE

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Alice singing this about Narcissa.

Yeah they end up together because they’re both teenage dirtbag baby ^^

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ravenclaw pandora and barty have my heart

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Remus: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?

Sirius: How?

James and Remus dying and wheezing

Sirius ‘still doesn’t get it’ Black: HOW??!

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I don’t know if any of you saw Les Enfants de la Pluie when you were young but I feel like James would be Skän and Regulus Kallisto.

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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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Regulus meeting James before Sirius is my new obsession.

They meet, lose touch and, many years later, meet again through Sirius. Regulus is a little jealous because he got James first, but Sirius got him in the end. But they are obviously in love so it’s ok the Black brothers can both have James :)

I’m obsessed only because of Youngblood by rweoutofthewoods

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Harry Potter Fans

I need you to chill.

There’s nothing wrong with having fancasts of characters based on celebrities or other real-life people, but you have to stop harassing those people by filling their social media comment sections with “Regulus Black?” and “Marlene McKinnon?” when these people are in no way cosplaying.

I understand that you may think it’s funny, but JKR has a terrible reputation and quite often these people would justifiably prefer not to have an association with her. Not to mention, it’s disturbing fan behaviour that I rarely see from other fandoms.

Please. Stop.

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I had a dream about some fantasy shit and I had to give a name in order to sign up on a magical race and I gave « Zielo » and then the girl signing me wrote « Zielrap » and I was like wtf that not what I say. And, bcs I’m anxious and hate conflict, even in my dream 🙃, I said nothing and just take the name she gave me… and in my dream I remember telling myself, that James would do the same, only for different reason. He would take the wrong name with a smile and not even complain about it for the sake of not making someone uncomfortable with their mistake. And I feel like he is able to complain but only if it’s not for himself.

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Neil has an ongoing beef with one of their cats. They both take lap time with andrew very seriously.

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I made some little bracelets ! Hope you enjoy them ! :)

I made two jegulus… I couldn’t choose between the two name of the ship !