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Alice singing this about Narcissa.

Yeah they end up together because they’re both teenage dirtbag baby ^^

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ravenclaw pandora and barty have my heart

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Remus: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?

Sirius: How?

James and Remus dying and wheezing

Sirius ‘still doesn’t get it’ Black: HOW??!

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I don’t know if any of you saw Les Enfants de la Pluie when you were young but I feel like James would be Skän and Regulus Kallisto.

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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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Regulus meeting James before Sirius is my new obsession.

They meet, lose touch and, many years later, meet again through Sirius. Regulus is a little jealous because he got James first, but Sirius got him in the end. But they are obviously in love so it’s ok the Black brothers can both have James :)

I’m obsessed only because of Youngblood by rweoutofthewoods

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Harry Potter Fans

I need you to chill.

There’s nothing wrong with having fancasts of characters based on celebrities or other real-life people, but you have to stop harassing those people by filling their social media comment sections with “Regulus Black?” and “Marlene McKinnon?” when these people are in no way cosplaying.

I understand that you may think it’s funny, but JKR has a terrible reputation and quite often these people would justifiably prefer not to have an association with her. Not to mention, it’s disturbing fan behaviour that I rarely see from other fandoms.

Please. Stop.

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I had a dream about some fantasy shit and I had to give a name in order to sign up on a magical race and I gave « Zielo » and then the girl signing me wrote « Zielrap » and I was like wtf that not what I say. And, bcs I’m anxious and hate conflict, even in my dream 🙃, I said nothing and just take the name she gave me… and in my dream I remember telling myself, that James would do the same, only for different reason. He would take the wrong name with a smile and not even complain about it for the sake of not making someone uncomfortable with their mistake. And I feel like he is able to complain but only if it’s not for himself.

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Neil has an ongoing beef with one of their cats. They both take lap time with andrew very seriously.

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I made some little bracelets ! Hope you enjoy them ! :)

I made two jegulus… I couldn’t choose between the two name of the ship !

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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THE MARAUDERS & CO OPENING A TIN CAN

- Sirius just drop the tin can on the flor.

- Remus always have an opener on himself and know how to use it.

- James never finds the opener and so try it with a knife and straight up cut his palm.

- Barty opens it with his teeth and somehow survive it with the tin can open.

- Dorcas and Mary don’t use tin can because they cook from fresh aliments.

- Marlene is like Sirius except she at least try to open it correctly first but when she doesn’t succeed she just get frustrated and throw it on the ground.

- Lily buys only the ones with the opener directly on it.

- Regulus doesn’t cook, he let other do it for him.

- Evan does it with his pocket knife but unlike James he make a very good and clean job.

- Pandora has the tin can, put it on the counter and turns to take the opener and when she turns again the tin can has disappeared (it’s Evan taking it from her because the only time she open a can she almost cut his throat).

- Peter manages to open it, but he gets it everywhere, especially on himself.

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Lily: [puts her feet up on the table] So, I heard you like bad girls.

Mary: No?

Lily: [puts her feet back down] Oh thank god, that felt awful.

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Wolfstar :

Remus and Sirius’ flat is a come and go house. Almost all their friends have a key to the flat. And sometimes someone will crash on their couch without warning them.

One night, after a late date night who ended at 2am, they find the door of the flat locked and impossible to open. They knock but no one answers. So, Remus just decids they should take a hotel so they can sleep and take care of it the next day.

Sirius is outraged, she complains a lot « we’ve been kicked out of our own flat Moony ! During a date night !! It’s homophobic !! We should have just sleep on the porch so whoever decided to KICKED US out of our OWN flat feels sorry for us ! ». Remus who is very much not sleeping on the porch just shakes his head with fondness and take his girlfriend’s hand.

The next day, after a breakfast in bed to appease Sirius, they return to the flat and a hungover Peter who had forgot to take his key out of the door is the one to opening to them. « Traitor !! » screams Sirius while pointing at Peter.

Peter is feeling so guilty about it that for a month, every morning, he bakes Sirius her favourite pastries (it’s pain au raisin).

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wolfstar beauty and the beast au WHEN?

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My brain cannot stop thinking about the marauders. Like, I was rewatching Narnia and all I could think about was « is Edmund a Peter variant or is it just because he is a traitor as well ? » and then I wanted to know which Narnia’s characters could be which marauders.