#it could be deadlock.

[hvstias]

making sova bffs with dangerous angsty queer coded women is my passion

[somerandomcockroach]

[ptanalo]

something something honk schnoo

[pivsketch]

public deadlock posting is now legal. please look at my favorite asshole jacob lash

[bbgatile]

we were meant for more than darkness

[blighted-lights]

i am not the type of man, who can fall asleep in someone else's arms

not enough bitter ravage content out there. this guy's got so much to be bitter about, i think he should be able to seethe. and seethe sadly, when it comes to drift

once again pushing the drift and rav amica agenda onto all of you ooOOOOoo you want them to be amicas you want them to be amicas so bad

[rageorg]

So what I've gathered from the lore is

[replicafatale]

one cool thing I just noticed in deadlock: chars have situational lines for when they're low health & sound more frustrated/desperate trying to land their abilities. loooove that detail

[hundchentanque]

Looking up anything about deadlock is a 50/50 between the most genuinely enjoyable looking gameplay and funny banter imaginable, and wading through "bro this is like if overwatch sucked" comments.

[polarcems13]

some agents that i think are autistic (just personal hcs)

kj: special interest technology/ building stuff

she gets very hyperfixated to the point where she forgets to answer calls and such ( where she forgot to answer razes calls since she was super fixated on the artifacts)

sage: her philosophies

while she masks alot, she is very direct with her meesages (many of her interactions have a direct talk to her opponent/ally. she doesnt understand indirect jokes (such as jett's joke.)

yoru: special interest: knives. hes obsessed with knives, he even asks jett about her knives and talks about taking one from hourglass. hes also very blunt with people.

astra: shes quite fascinated by artifacts and history espically surronding her gaunlet. however any history is fine by her and enjoys talking to harbor about it. shes also quite blunt which some people can take it oddly but most of the time people dont mind.

neon: special interest: basketball/ sports

personally neon struggles to get her feelings out in a proper way or in general describe them. such example is her voicemail about KJ and her safety. she wanted the best,and was worried about KJ but could not get it out in words.

harbor: same as astra, more focus on artifacts and history too. hes also very blunt like astra. he generally loves rambling on history, specifically around world history. whenever they go to differnent places he always has something to say regarding their past

deadlock: nature/hiking

shes quite unsure how to express her feelings, and quite blunt when expressing herself. however she does like hiking as it gives relief. she also enjoys it when other people come to hike with her.

iso: he has trouble understanding the emotion and had trouble adjusting to the valorant protocol.

special interests: music and reading. he makes alot of music references and hes never seen without his headphones because he looks to music as a source of comfort (from my observations in offical art). he has alot of playlist for a lot of thing.

[valve3nthusiast]

Drift taking a trip with the briefcase to go back in time to a few months he lost the memory of by head injury

Finding Deadlock

And fucking him

He does the bare minimum of disguise (no autobrand, optics changed to a less noticeable yellow, adjusting his vocalizer so he doesn't sound exactly the same as Deadlock) and is pleasantly surprised when he doesn't have to do much convincing before Deadlock agrees to frag him. They have wonderfully amazing and nasty sex, Drift gets some sort of weird emotional catharsis out of it, Drift peaces out knowing he never remembered this later

Meanwhile, Deadlock POV:

A mech that looks like a cross between his ideal type and his idealized self walks up to him and asks to frag. Deadlock takes a moment to be creeped out by the autobot intelligence division... before saying yes, because the sex will probably be good even if this guy is an ops agent

He might need to reevaluate that judgment, because even an ops agent would have trouble faking this amount of enthusiasm. Mystery Mech rides his spike like it's the last thing he wants to do before he dies, and begs Deadlock to hurt him with the prettiest little whines. If the (maybe?) autobot wants to get hurt, who is he to say no? (Plus, it's practically illegal to not bite those thighs)

Deadlock pins him down on the berth, thrusting into him hard and fast. The maybe-autobot gives him this taunting little smirk, like he isn't affected at all, and something about it is blindly infuriating. For some reason, this mech makes an ugly, unquantifiable emotion rise up in his processor, and an unbelievable amount of charge light up his array

Deadlock, with a hand behind each knee and claws digging into him, forces Mystery Mech's legs up and bends him into a mating press. The little punched-out ah! ah! ah! noises he makes as Deadlock doubles his effort to brutally pound into that slick valve is music to his ears

By the time they're done, Mystery Mech would look like he'd been mauled if not for the blissed out expression on his face. They both fall into a light recharge, but Deadlock is wide awake again as soon as Mystery Mech starts moving. He's expecting that assassination attempt now, but instead the mech quietly leaves his room and seems to dissappear into thin air

He's still wondering what happened to Mystery Mech when some dumbass wings him in the head during a battle. He wake up later with a gap in his memory, now tragically ignorant to what was honestly some of the best sex he's ever had

[pybun]

idk how else to describe dynamo other than hottest orb known to man

[blazichu]

Well I was going to suggest displaced Nether twins Ingo and Emmet for a possible R&C crossover (silver irises!) but then I remembered how big battle arenas are and what if high-ranking gladiators who are quite nice, they just like to rumble? Not sure how to fit in the transportation side yet but I HAVE been pondering this. The Ratchet and Clank sleeper fandom has hit me once more.

Ooh, the Nether idea is a cool one, and I could definitely see for-sport gladiators working out (depending on the venue, that is... though it would be easy enough to spin Ingo's Hisui arc as being abducted for Dreadzone... hm. This requires further consideration.)

I was toying a little bit with ACiT's rifts, which would be a convenient way to pop back and forth in time, and potentially also cause some fights with Dialga, but wasn't in love with the idea-- as funny as it was to imagine DIALGA TALKING IN ALL CAPS while Clank's just... a soft spoken little dude. I think you've got something good started there, though!

[phoenixtherobot]

Undeniably the worst game i've ever played, just look at that kill to death ratio. Would you believe me if i said i did great in the match before this?

ft. my good friend @nemobao who got me into this game to start with

[moe-broey]

Should I partake...... should I sulk about it..... or should I commit to an inscrutable bit known only to myself (functionally the same as sulking)

[fucking-solar]

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