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The way you sometimes just have to block a complete stranger for being an unbearable fucking chucklefuck on someone else’s post
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mario is going to spin the wheel and dox whoever it lands on
YOSHI lives on YOSHI'S ISLAND
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger
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i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.
it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

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