#it caught me so off guard

[arcanefanpage]

Jinx bitch slapping Vi was not on my bingo card

[ghostlyvoidbones]

So I started watching Sonic X to have something play in the background while I draw. And of course, like everyone does, I got a little absorbed in the show.

It's fun but- like- ok. Listen. I don't really ship Sonadow in general, but sometimes... look. Just tell me why the first interaction between those two idiots in the show basically goes like this:

*Shadow appears*

Sonic: You've been framing me for crime!

Shadow: Ah, Sonic, I've wanted to meet you. Desperately.

Sonic: what

Shadow: what

Sonic: I mean... I guess you're cool? We could race?

Shadow: I'm the ultimate life form. I'm better than you. After I learned about your existence I've been thinking about you every second. This was a wonderful experience and I hope to see you again as soon as scientifically possible. Bye.

*Vanishes*

Like… hello? sir? Then when Shadow meets literally anyone else, he just goes 'hmph.' It's like he has three settings- "Yes Dr. Eggman. Whatever you say, my savior", and uncomfortable amount of "Maria", and then just "Ooh! Sonic! I mean... ahem, oh, Sonic." I'm having so much fun here.

[goatschild]

i love ao3 because you’ll read the most beautiful, well-written, impactful fic of your life and then a few lines down there’s mpreg

[laurrelise]

peacefully scrolling through ao3 for a five + sibling bonding fluff fic because i was bummed about season 4 again and i suddenly come across…

………. mpreg five

[dancingwithcanaries]

"he would make a good calendar 😏" - my mom on tyler hoechlin

[woodlouseonastring]

i was trawling through the asexual tag and blocking all the bots and i found the most ominous bot post i've ever seen

[ Image Description: a screenshot of a post by user lifecare1. It says "Work from home" and then "Forever" after a paragraph space. The tags read "career", "asexual", "beauty", and "dental care". It was posted 13 hours ago and has 0 notes. End description. ]

why does this feel like a threat

[lesbianjaxsupremecy]

Thank you tadc for making this reference for me specifically

[i-will-kiss-your-dad]

Hey guys, so I was looking for some Starlight Express footage that I haven't seen yet and I came across this 97 LV final performance

Does anyone know why the footage cuts to them rolling around the stage in just their underwear? I feel like I'm missing something lol

Here's the video if you guys wanna check

[babyangelsky]

When Mahasamut was handing Jak his ass on a silver platter and Jak had the gall to turn to Tongrak for help, he called him Ai’Rak.

The last parent who referred to their child so crassly was Boston’s dad in Only Friends and that alone should tell you everything you need to know about the kind of person Jak is.

[imma-dragon53]

I went into the Pluto anime adaptation with absolutely no prior knowledge about its manga or creator. So imagine my surprise when Astro boy shows up

[importantchildcollector]

from a convo i heard in my world geo class today lol

*on a game on their phones, idk what it is lmao*

tim, after other random player gets close to his character: *in a squeaky, whiny way* noo don't touch mee i'ma minor!

jason: pffft 😆

[spammynegrutou]

Love how we as a collective (the KH fandom), just kinda ... Glossed over the fact that Riku turned into a black man for like 2/3rds of a game 😭

My niece was so confused cause she loves Riku just as much as I do. So, I tried to explain it to her.

Me: So that guy Riku turned into was Ansem Seeker of Darkness

Niece: Okay?

Me: And he took over Riku thru the darkness---

Niece: And the darkness transferred to his skin 🤨

Me: 💀 no... Wait....

[fortune-maiden]

Oh yeah, fun fact…

Apparently you can walk away from the Cabin in The Cage route even if you’ve already met the Shifting Mound

[mcsnauff]

ABIUSKUSDYCBE WHAT I JUST WALKED BY TOM SCOTT WHAT IS HE DOING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?????

[museofvoid]

what was up with that panty shot of senshi lying on floor in the latest dunmeshi episode btw

[vbadart]

Everyone in the ghosts fandom coming up with in depth theories on how kitty died since season 1

Six idiots: haha spider