#i laughed so hard I cried

[wawataka]

things to say after your packer falls from your pants

my eyes are up here

is that your phone on the floor or were you just excited to see me

five second rule!

[astrobei]

me and abby’s adopted shared custody whale shark child might actually be whale shark jesus

[thescentofwhiteroses]

FUCK YEAH MALEVOLENT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS PUBLIC

Listening to this cheered me up even when I was drenched in soda and on the verge of crying on my lunch break at work.

Benevolent is an absolute fucking delight full of 4th wall breaking and irreverent humor.

I recommend being caught up on all current episodes (aka make sure you're through part 38) before you listen tho!

[spammynegrutou]

Love how we as a collective (the KH fandom), just kinda ... Glossed over the fact that Riku turned into a black man for like 2/3rds of a game 😭

My niece was so confused cause she loves Riku just as much as I do. So, I tried to explain it to her.

Me: So that guy Riku turned into was Ansem Seeker of Darkness

Niece: Okay?

Me: And he took over Riku thru the darkness---

Niece: And the darkness transferred to his skin 🤨

Me: 💀 no... Wait....

[klapollo]

David pulling into a parking lot, in his normal voice, apropos of nothing: meesa thinking.....I miscalculated

me: why did you say it like that

David: sometimes I like to talk like jar jar

[brightlotusmoon]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/g2HzuKiHaa3sVQu6/?mibextid=xfxF2i

[werewolfsmile]

My sister @vampiritea and I are playing a Leverage game. I say an episode title and she has to try and figure out what happens in that episode. It has been a wild ride so far.

(disclaimer: she has seen EVERY EPISODE at least TWICE)

Me: The Carnival Job Her: All I see is Eliot going *wheeeee -- splat* Me: LMAO YES

Me: The Ho Ho Ho Job Her: ....I am begging that it's a Christmas episode

Me: The Big Bang Job Her: idk, it's a big bang so ... there are explosions? A big explosion? Me: It's one of my favourite episodes. Her: That doesn't help. They're all your favourite. Me: It's Eliot-centric Her: well, OBVIOUSLY! Me: It has a cringey fight scene Her: Oh! Where he slides on his knees while he's being shot at?? Me: Yes!

Me: The Van Gogh Job Her: Ah, it's about a painting. A Van Gogh painting! But he has a lot of paintings so ... that doesn't help.

Me: The Long Way Down Job Her: I'm thinking it's something in the snow? Where they climb up a mountain cause if they fall it's a long way down. Me: Correct! Would you believe there's another episode called The Snow Job? I get these two mixed up all the time. Her: ..... Wait what's The Snow Job then??? Me: I'll give you a clue. They're only in a snowy location for like, 1/4 of the episode. If that. Her: ?????

Me: The Miracle Job Her: The Miracle Job ... miracle ... it's a miracle ... The Miracle Job. Where miracles happen.

Me: The Homecoming Job Her: Homecoming ... Is this where they have that high school reunion thing? Me: No ... That's The Reunion Job Her: 😐

Me: The Beantown Bailout Job Her: My first thought is when they go into a bank ... and there's a briefcase ... Me: No Her: Okay. I tried. (later) Her: There's a car ... a bad guy runs away ... Nate saves someone ... Me: He saves two people. Her: He saves two?? One's a child ... the other her dad ... Me: Yes Her: Right ... It's a cool story, dunno how it fits with anything.

Me: The Fairy Godparents Job Her: ...Yikes

Me: The Ice Man Job Her: That's when Hardison's Australian! Me: .....NO!! (context ............. we're Aussie)

Me: The Runway Job Her: The runway .... where they strut their stuff ... like models? Me: Yep. Are you remembering any of this? Her: Nope! I'm just good at detectiving 😇

Me: The Zanzibar Marketplace Job Her: It happens in a marketplace! Me: Um... Her: (sees my face) Or does it??

Me: The Bottle Job Her: Well, that's the one where they're all stuck inside a bottle. Me: 😂 Her: Does it have anything to do with Nate and his alcohol problem? Me: ... A little, yeah. Her: Is that why it's called The Bottle Job? Me: .... No.

Me: Do you want an easy or hard one? Her: Easy! Me: Okay, The Future Job. Her: ........... I said easy.

Me: The French Connection Job Her: Oui oui, baguette, Eiffel tower ... I'm just getting in the mindset of a Frenchman ... No, that's so racist .... Please don't write that!! 😭 (later) Her: Eliot is a chef Me: Yes Her: Teaching people? Me: Yes Her: ...Why?? (later) Me: Do you remember Toby? Eliot's mentor?? Her: Eliot has a mentor. File that away for later. (later) Me: (describing the beginning of the episode in detail) and they beat the snot out of Toby- Her: (whispering) I have no memory of this.

Me: The Broken Wing Job Her: Um! (sticks leg in air) Parker!

Me: The (Very) Big Bird Job Her: ...... Sesame Street?!

Me: The Long Goodbye Job Her: That's the one where they all die Me: 😨 Her: Was I supposed to be softer about that?

Me: The Real Fake Car Job Her: Oh I know that one. That's with the car thieves and the girl, and Hardison has to electronically unlock the car. Me: ....... Her: What?? (oh wait I know now..)

Me: The Jailhouse Job Her: Nate is in jail! I think they break him out? I don't know why, though. (whispering) Leave him in there.

Me: The Gone Fishin' Job Her: That's where they go fishing. Me: Do they though?? Her: No! They get interrupted! 😎

[banannabethchase]

My mom: Does Jack Perry's dad come to his matches?

Me: ...no. He died.

Mom, starting to interrupt before I finished my sentence: Well that's ridiculous! Why doesn't he come?!

Me: He died, Mom, he's dead!

Mom: NO HE'S NOT!

[idreaminmugiwara]

The SOUND this made when it clobbered him...

[interdimensionalhellscapeportal]

I've decided to use this site as my virtual junkheap of all things Star Wars that I love, and since I took a degree in speed reading and aggregate data collection that I have used for literally nothing, I figured ~why not start now~

I'll be sharing fics & authors that fucking wrecked/rocked/wracked my world, one by one/day by day so they don't get lost in some gargantuan ficrec list, and so anyone who stumbles on these can jump right in. There will be variety but we're starting with my (obvious) favorite trash boi of the galaxy, Maul, and the many authors who have written amazing slices of his trash life-

First among them, the gloriously irreverent & terribly empathetic @deniigi, who wrote my personal favorite of all Mauls in .red lanterns.

“I don’t know that Maul hates me,” Obi-Wan admits. “I think he is in pain, and I think that I am both the cause and a convenient outlet for that pain, so that if I am hurting, then he is not hurting alone anymore. If he hated me as much as he claims to, then he would have killed me long, long ago.”

Cody understands. Maybe.

“I want to talk to him,” he says.

“Then talk to him,” Obi-Wan says. “But do me a favor?”

Cody looks up into his jedi’s eyes.

“Don’t fall in love with him,” Obi-Wan says

I also wholeheartedly recommend the rest of their work, and will be posting more of their fics along with many, MANY others over the next... Uh, extended period of time. READERS OF FICS: CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!

[raggedy-spaceman]

The real heroes are the good people at FX who decided to air wwdits s5 around the same time as Good Omens s2. I really needed the laughs and boy oh boy they delivered!

[grapefruittwostep]

Plumber Bestie and I were discussing Unionized Building Trades Erotica, is this a thing and if not, should I write it????

[bloodofgrapes]

@ultraviolet-ink I need you to know that this is the best comment I have ever received on my work, thank you

[cancerravenclaw]

get you friends who know you like @emjayeingray knows me

[rjthirsty]

My friends are fucking awesome.

That's it. That's the post.

[sunshineandlyrics]

😂 Graphic design is my passion.