FUCK YEAH MALEVOLENT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS PUBLIC
Listening to this cheered me up even when I was drenched in soda and on the verge of crying on my lunch break at work.
Benevolent is an absolute fucking delight full of 4th wall breaking and irreverent humor.
I recommend being caught up on all current episodes (aka make sure you're through part 38) before you listen tho!
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Love how we as a collective (the KH fandom), just kinda ... Glossed over the fact that Riku turned into a black man for like 2/3rds of a game 😭
My niece was so confused cause she loves Riku just as much as I do. So, I tried to explain it to her.
Me: So that guy Riku turned into was Ansem Seeker of Darkness
Niece: Okay?
Me: And he took over Riku thru the darkness---
Niece: And the darkness transferred to his skin 🤨
Me: 💀 no... Wait....
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My sister @vampiritea and I are playing a Leverage game. I say an episode title and she has to try and figure out what happens in that episode. It has been a wild ride so far.
(disclaimer: she has seen EVERY EPISODE at least TWICE)
Me: The Carnival Job
Her: All I see is Eliot going *wheeeee -- splat*
Me: LMAO YES
Me: The Ho Ho Ho Job
Her: ....I am begging that it's a Christmas episode
Me: The Big Bang Job
Her: idk, it's a big bang so ... there are explosions? A big explosion?
Me: It's one of my favourite episodes.
Her: That doesn't help. They're all your favourite.
Me: It's Eliot-centric
Her: well, OBVIOUSLY!
Me: It has a cringey fight scene
Her: Oh! Where he slides on his knees while he's being shot at??
Me: Yes!
Me: The Van Gogh Job
Her: Ah, it's about a painting. A Van Gogh painting! But he has a lot of paintings so ... that doesn't help.
Me: The Long Way Down Job
Her: I'm thinking it's something in the snow? Where they climb up a mountain cause if they fall it's a long way down.
Me: Correct! Would you believe there's another episode called The Snow Job? I get these two mixed up all the time.
Her: ..... Wait what's The Snow Job then???
Me: I'll give you a clue. They're only in a snowy location for like, 1/4 of the episode. If that.
Her: ?????
Me: The Miracle Job
Her: The Miracle Job ... miracle ... it's a miracle ... The Miracle Job. Where miracles happen.
Me: The Homecoming Job
Her: Homecoming ... Is this where they have that high school reunion thing?
Me: No ... That's The Reunion Job
Her: 😐
Me: The Beantown Bailout Job
Her: My first thought is when they go into a bank ... and there's a briefcase ...
Me: No
Her: Okay. I tried.
(later)
Her: There's a car ... a bad guy runs away ... Nate saves someone ...
Me: He saves two people.
Her: He saves two?? One's a child ... the other her dad ...
Me: Yes
Her: Right ... It's a cool story, dunno how it fits with anything.
Me: The Fairy Godparents Job
Her: ...Yikes
Me: The Ice Man Job
Her: That's when Hardison's Australian!
Me: .....NO!!
(context ............. we're Aussie)
Me: The Runway Job
Her: The runway .... where they strut their stuff ... like models?
Me: Yep. Are you remembering any of this?
Her: Nope! I'm just good at detectiving 😇
Me: The Zanzibar Marketplace Job
Her: It happens in a marketplace!
Me: Um...
Her: (sees my face) Or does it??
Me: The Bottle Job
Her: Well, that's the one where they're all stuck inside a bottle.
Me: 😂
Her: Does it have anything to do with Nate and his alcohol problem?
Me: ... A little, yeah.
Her: Is that why it's called The Bottle Job?
Me: .... No.
Me: Do you want an easy or hard one?
Her: Easy!
Me: Okay, The Future Job.
Her: ........... I said easy.
Me: The French Connection Job
Her: Oui oui, baguette, Eiffel tower ... I'm just getting in the mindset of a Frenchman ... No, that's so racist .... Please don't write that!! 😭
(later)
Her: Eliot is a chef
Me: Yes
Her: Teaching people?
Me: Yes
Her: ...Why??
(later)
Me: Do you remember Toby? Eliot's mentor??
Her: Eliot has a mentor. File that away for later.
(later)
Me: (describing the beginning of the episode in detail) and they beat the snot out of Toby-
Her: (whispering) I have no memory of this.
Me: The Broken Wing Job
Her: Um! (sticks leg in air) Parker!
Me: The (Very) Big Bird Job
Her: ...... Sesame Street?!
Me: The Long Goodbye Job
Her: That's the one where they all die
Me: 😨
Her: Was I supposed to be softer about that?
Me: The Real Fake Car Job
Her: Oh I know that one. That's with the car thieves and the girl, and Hardison has to electronically unlock the car.
Me: .......
Her: What?? (oh wait I know now..)
Me: The Jailhouse Job
Her: Nate is in jail! I think they break him out? I don't know why, though. (whispering) Leave him in there.
Me: The Gone Fishin' Job
Her: That's where they go fishing.
Me: Do they though??
Her: No! They get interrupted! 😎
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My mom: Does Jack Perry's dad come to his matches?
Me: ...no. He died.
Mom, starting to interrupt before I finished my sentence: Well that's ridiculous! Why doesn't he come?!
Me: He died, Mom, he's dead!
Mom: NO HE'S NOT!
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I've decided to use this site as my virtual junkheap of all things Star Wars that I love, and since I took a degree in speed reading and aggregate data collection that I have used for literally nothing, I figured ~why not start now~
I'll be sharing fics & authors that fucking wrecked/rocked/wracked my world, one by one/day by day so they don't get lost in some gargantuan ficrec list, and so anyone who stumbles on these can jump right in. There will be variety but we're starting with my (obvious) favorite trash boi of the galaxy, Maul, and the many authors who have written amazing slices of his trash life-
First among them, the gloriously irreverent & terribly empathetic @deniigi, who wrote my personal favorite of all Mauls in .red lanterns.
“I don’t know that Maul hates me,” Obi-Wan admits. “I think he is in pain, and I think that I am both the cause and a convenient outlet for that pain, so that if I am hurting, then he is not hurting alone anymore. If he hated me as much as he claims to, then he would have killed me long, long ago.”
Cody understands. Maybe.
“I want to talk to him,” he says.
“Then talk to him,” Obi-Wan says. “But do me a favor?”
Cody looks up into his jedi’s eyes.
“Don’t fall in love with him,” Obi-Wan says
I also wholeheartedly recommend the rest of their work, and will be posting more of their fics along with many, MANY others over the next... Uh, extended period of time. READERS OF FICS: CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!
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@ultraviolet-ink I need you to know that this is the best comment I have ever received on my work, thank you
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Marcus: That kid is such a bitch. That kid right there with the extra skin on his head.
Who he’s talking about:
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