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when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx
#aftg#all for the game#all for the gay#neil josten#he really was a crazy man#these books suspend disbelief so well#and contextually#it makes sense#which is the worst part#it absolutely shouldnt#but alas
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thetis and her grandbaby
the second panel originally was going to read "hes mine now" lol.
achilles probably jumped in after his mother (who went to show off to her friends), forgetting that neo is very cant breathe under water XD
look at his tiny lil hand holding onto her robes dfghjk. held my baby cousin last night and shes so light and squishy ahh. very babbly too :')
#i love my grandmothers sm you guys :')#drawing bebehs shouldnt be this hard omg. cleaning up the first one alone took me no less than an hour#also sorry for the awful quality as usual the first one was a screenshot salvaged bc my phone crashed#also ignore the anatomy pls. or lack thereof lmao#fun story when my baby brother was born i was totally okay with sharing mama. my grandmother however was off limits#she was mine and mine alone lol#my art#thetis#neoptolemus#behold le bebe#i think neo would babble like nobodys business. its the cutest frickin thing and absolutely no one can hold a straight face#company is like discussing fish politics over tea and what have you and there he goes contributing his views on foreign policy#achilles would be the dad to like tell him stuff like hes his coworker & narrate his days events or the scenery to put him to sleep#deidamia would tell him all the tea she got from her sisters and thetis and talk to him while they walk together#anyway he picks up speech/ vocal patterns?#nothing coherent yet but its very amusing#its sweet#achilles#deidamia#greek mythology
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every time i read an autobiographical comic about a transfeminine person practicing putting on makeup as a visual metaphor for the difficulty of Performing Womanhood i can feel my whole heart vibrate with sympathy. like. one of the absolutely most common Girl Experiences is feeling like you're never girling right or enough. there's so many rules and expectations and there's fucking makeup. i could never wrap my head around makeup!! not even for gender reasons, it's just this whole culture i don't understand. trying to grasp makeup feels like being a street urchin at an extremely exclusive high end restaurant crying because i don't know what fork to use and they won't let me eat with my hands. my seventh grade classmates tried to help me be girl by taking me shopping for nice clothes and mascara and i couldn't even wear it for a week. not only do you have to go through the intricate rituals of application but you have to remove it at the end of the day??? and everyone acts as if this arcane knowledge is something inherent to girlhood that you're just born knowing and feel naturally inclined to do??? i don't understand!!! i don't understand!!!!! people treated me as if i was being rebellious and making a statement but i just do not understand all the powders and inks and pencils and gunks and creams and brushes!! they feel bad against my face and i'll flinch from anything getting too close to my eyes. it doesn't matter how many offers for help i get or how many tutorials there are, i never wanted this for myself! i shouldn't have to do this! i can be a person without it just fine if you let me!
watching anyone trying to learn how to do makeup from scratch is like watching someone learning a new language. if you think it's hard it's because it is hard and don't let them tell you it's not, just because they've been speaking it for a long time
#'you don't need a full face just five products-'#and every step will feel like a thousand knives#ultimately my relationship to makeup has very little to do with whatever my gender turned out to be. it's an absolutely baffling practice#u dont gotta wear makeup if u dont wanna!!!!!!!#but i also know society can be hostile to people who dont wear makeup when theyre percieved as someone who Should#so its not like im gonna tell anyone what they should or shouldnt do
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yknow what i hate so much? when i technically Could do something that requires more spoons like reading or watching something that im not familiar with, but i know i Should give my brain a rest and read or watch the most mind-numbingly familiar and low spoons things i can find instead
#frustrating!!!! :( i think i threw myself into a flare by doing too much yesterday#now i shouldnt spend the spoons if i dont absolutely have to bc i need to recover. but it’s soooooo annoying#0#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#disabled#disability
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MARIO CONTE REBLOGGED A STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE POST ON HIS ANCIENT TUMBLR ACC BACK IN LIKE 2012. WILL WOOD AND STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE OFFICIALLY HAVE A CONNECTION I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF
Everyone is always connected
#im gatekeeping the details tho sorry chat#will wood#steam powered giraffe#asmo goes blahblahblah#i got on his blog on accident and then scrolled and scrolled#absolutely enchanted by that immaculate vibe#early 2010s internet sure was smth#<- says someone who wasnt conscious enough to have acess to the internet before 2016#i hope this is. ok to post i have no idea of how mario feels about his old tumblr blog#omg when he goes live on insta again i should ask him about spg.#i really shouldnt actually what if he has no idea of wtf steam powered girFfe is and i will look like an idiot#amongst the weebs and drum likers who are his actual target audience#CAN SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT SPG FOR ME AHHHH#this means so much to me sorry im sorry#my 2 main priorities in life are connected ......#hwbwbwjbwhw#ok i will shut up now#GAAHH
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i guess it is a given that i am probably not an average or standard user of websites but whenever tumblr staff says something about the website being hard to use, or refusing to let us have options to turn something on/off in the menu because "it's adding bloat and too many complicated options for new users" i just get so confused. like what?
i love settings. i love little toggleable sliders. the first thing i do whenever i get any account or device is go into the options to make it exactly how i like. i spent 2 hours setting up my firefox to perfection. i have memorized and examined every tumblr feature multiple times. getting a new phone or laptop is like a fun 2 week long process of arranging settings and personalization and notifications. it baffles me that tumblr wants to REMOVE options. i love options!!
#when i got my new work laptop i tried to pin settings to the taskbar and the IT guy looked at me like i was stupid#very critically too. he was like why do you need that. folks only use that when they're poking around; you shouldnt need to ever access it#and i didnt have the heart to tell him that i just absolutely do poke around in settings a lot. also....why WOULDN'T i need to access it?#anyway who else out here likes BUTTONS!#TOGGLEABLE SWITCHES! PERSONALIZED THEMES! MATCHING YOUR WALLPAPER WITH UR CLOCK COLOR! :D
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ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)
is me. so you know what that means.
spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37
there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much
yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat
#liushen#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#mu qingfang#tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol#and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows#there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end#wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry#anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter#actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before#my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi#so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA#speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but#for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain#and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG#it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole#checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd#so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful#also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao#and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas#if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list#so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi#HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe#so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD#OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE#anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!!#also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah
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I hate the stretch lines in the front of Curly's uniform because that means the devs rushed to make a model in like a month or so and thought "They gotta at least know he has huge knockers, gotta know he's got back pain." Cause like what is the thematic importance of his tits having overhang?
What responsibility is that representing? Breast reduction? It shows an inherent greed in his character due to the excess and heshouldletmeholdone and that he clearly is blinded cause if he tries to look down his damn ladder all he's seeing is his own cleavage.
#this is my curly slander post ig#disclaimer i need you to understand i see all fictional men i like as like butches Curly is no exception#but like they didnt need to add that many polygons to his chest like its unnessary and honestly a little mean he already has so many things#to handle and you expect him to hold those boys up like that just aint right this is like something so stupid but i know you can tell im#having strong feelings about it cause like what was the point why did they survive the fucking crash it has to be a injoke at this point#with the devs it shouldnt make me this mad im turning into a misandrist but only towards large chested men#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#shitpost#suggestive#ig because this is just about his chest but like also they made him objectively pretty for no reason like yeah like ideal man and work ig#but they went over the extra mile like i have a right to be mad they did that much for a model we see canonically for like two seconds its#crazy actually how little we see of curly pre crash because we also lose his physical movements to help characterize him the way we see#body language with the other characters and how it gives way to their struggles and personalities and sentiments in certain moments#like all he does and how he emotes is stifled by the fact we always play as him until the last moments where he takes over to try and save#the ship and crew and even right before that the scene is so wrought with tension we cant tell what that look he gave Jimmy meant due to#the limitations of the models and how stiff Curly is like was it fear acceptance denial we dont know enought about how he acts himself#to tell and then everything else is charaterized by what Jimmy had done to where we dont really just get to see Curly as himself like Anya#and Swansea and Daisuke we have no idea how theyd act in a regular moment outside of a few glimpses and even then it is them doing#their jobs like grrrr we hate an unreliable narrator but also its the fact jimmy clearly does not interact with them or try to outside of#his position as copilot and then captain harkening back to the entire capitlist view of utility and how he views all of them as useless eve#Curly which fandom tangent the fandom also tends to do to Curly as they base every trait on what they think he failed to do as Captain#between Jimmy and Anya when the QnAs kinda make him out to be a rather open and willing person but still someone who isnt like a push over#just thinking of QnA three where it mentions hes very open to trying new things and you need to be an open minded person to open urself up#to failure like that and ig this is just the weird view that Curly needs to learn that or that theres redemption he needs personality wise#verses healing and learning from trauma like idk its the idea that people assume he did abosultely nothing when the games points out direct#and throught parallels he was taking actions its just wasnt enough and an over focus on absolute inaction vs ineffective methods used to#tackle the issues and themes the game grapples with plus wanting someone to take the blame and have to make it up to Anya even tho#i think it would mean nothing from Curly because she saw his efforts and would be disappointed it wasnt enough but the idea she would#disregard the attempts or not acknoweldge Jimmy as the epicenter compared ot Curly is weird and too focused on someone
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bestows the highest honor upon beloved characters (lion dance AU)
#one piece#opfanart#roronoa zoro#zoro op#blackleg sanji#sanji op#lion dance#zosan#hey ok so see how i tagged this zosan um . teehee . i need 2 draw them being gay alr thats next on the list#zoro mainly tails btw (for sanji) but occasionally he'll do head i think he would really like jowga and sanji would do futsan#but like for the ladies he would be hoksan do you understand ..... um im insane about lion dance <3 anyway#myart#zoro probably shouldnt be wearing his earrings if hes in lion but well . one of my teammates does and hes fine so its chill#hei tui is extraordinarily pretty i really love how he came out ....#i thiiiink sanji would be a huangzhong and zoro would be the um whatshisface ZHAO YUN hes so zhao yun#oh fuck luffy is absolutely liu bei HOLY SHIT WAIT THAT WORKS SO WELL >???? HES NAME SO CLOSE im freaking out omfg
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in a some kind of an effort to make myself visible i guess. heres my art links
fic blog / fic tag on main blog / ao3
art tag
gif tag
ko-fi shop for bracelets
#i just. feel invisible again. sorry#i shouldnt let it get to me but seeing 99% of my efforts being ignored just hurts. like in general not just with art#but this is the easiest to try to push so. whatever#at least if im as bad as i feel rn i would like someone to tell me. so i can stop wasting my time trying#i dont know anymore. i wish i could stop caring so much whenever i do try. lmao#just reblogs would be nice. maybe peep at things. i dont know#im tired#night is an absolute mess on main
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Zukaang Week - Day 1 - Bed of Leaves
"bro what if we took turns saving each other, and then we just awkwardly talked it out, and then u open up to me, and then we become closer, and then become good friends, and then fall in love, and then-"
#zukaang week#zukaang week 2024#zukaang#atla#atla fanart#zuko#aang#the blue spirit#atla art#avatar the last airbender#avatar show#aang and zuko#avatar#avatar aang#my art#the blue spirit is my absolutely favorite episode#art#pixel art#digital art#artists on tumblr#i shouldnt feel the need to say this but im always very particular with their ages but Aang is 13 and Zuko is 15 here :o#or theyre both 15 idk man#he's in his book 3/imbalance outfit for a reason ok ok. i just give him olive colored pants bc thats my costume
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he has me reading rpf. I caved and am fucking reading rpf now, happy assad?
#This is about that absolute unhinged sdcc interview#The situation described has already been ficced. Shouldnt be surprised. The writing's pretty good. His prompt was pretty good I guess??????#Assad zaman#eric bogosian#amc iwtv#devil's minion
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Are you a proshipper?
what if the world was made of pudding
#sorry ive been asked this exact thing like 4 times and i answer it differently everytime#i dont CARE i dont CARE what people JERK IT TO but that lines up EXACTLY with the definition of proshipper so i fucking GUESS#where im from its called being normal. its internet etiquette to not seek out shit that piss you off. u dont have to care i promise#or call me a freak and block me for the both of us. curate your online experience <- thats also a proship ideal ewwww#unless this is one of those who thinks proship means darkship? in this case that still depends on your definition of darkship#going by mine - u still shouldnt be surprised when i have a fav ship like garyjohn. but no i dont think i like anything more fucked up#sorry i went in tangents but theres absolutely much more i wanna say. its 2:30 am rn and i dont trust myself enough tho.
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met a really cool queer stranger today that i thought was just so fucking neat i wanted to talk but if we were playing tennis they were, with the most gentle and earnest voice ive ever heard, shoving the tennis racket down my throat. every compliment or joke i made was turned away but in the sweetest way possible that made me sound like an absolute asshole lunatic. it was so scary.
#i tried so hard to be funny and nice but the way they replied to each thing i said made me feel like a scumbag LOL#ive never had that happen before. im very polite when i talk to strangers and i was being very polite then too!#i dont think they even saw it happening in realtime bc they were so calm and even keeled about it#but my god. still thinking about it. absolutely rattled me.#'ur so cool' 'oh its not the olympics. everyones cool. ur cool too' 'haha ur right yet ur still winning' 'hm. its not a competition.'#i was trying to make you laugh im sORRY i was being goofy when i said that i promise i did not say it straight#'you have so many cool tattoos' 'oh ive got a couple tattoo artist friends' 'oh thats so cool. maybe i could get a foot in the door'#like obviously as a joke but they replied gently 'you shouldnt seek friends out just to get something from them.'#NO I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY IT HAPPENS TO ME CONSTANTLY I KNOW TRUST ME#i panicked and was like 'oh haha no i wasnt serious dont worry. im an artist so i know the feeling.' but i guess it came across as like#yknow. bc they just went 'hm.' and pulled out their phone#FUMBLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so embarrassed#the worst part was id been talking to someone in the back who makes familiar plushies and shed set a few out#so i was talking to them while i was trying to pull up her insta to look up more info about one of the familiars#bc it looked SO FUCKING COOL and i stood there saying that to my husband right in front of them after this legendary fumble#finally pulled up the insta post for it and. they own that one. its theirs. they dressed it like that. i was so fucking embarrassed skdjfks#i wanted to look at the pricetag bc i assumed it was there bc she HADNT sold it yet#god. legendarily embarrassed.
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"Who was left in the fade question is not brought up in this game, but doesn't mean it won't be brought up in the future"
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age 2#hawke da2#text#void.txt#this is such a stupid fuckin decision lmao#like for marketing they shouldnt have admitted this but also bc there's no fuckin way#absolutely no fuckin way bioware isnt aware how many long time fans have been begging for better/more certain closure to hawke's story
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the number of people cheering that gareth's gone... babe he ranks third for all-time victories as england manager and all european championship runs to the final have been under his management. no men's manager has ever done that. he completely transformed how the england team are viewed not only by the public but by the players.
#im interested in the social history and men's mental health in football OKAY#pisses me off when people slag off southgate as though he hasnt done anything#people have this perception and by people i mean white male middle aged football fans with receding hairlines that football needs to be -#aggressive and get the job done and that men shouldnt show any signs of weakness on the pitch#imagine the pressure of playing for a country of knobheads and all that expectation on their shoulders to win win win#im not endorsing or condoning how much money those guys earn cos football is absolutely fucking mental and#thats a whole other kettle of fish#anyway watch dear england#london and manchester 2025 thank u#* football culture#thats the word i was looking for#gareth southgate
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