#istj meme

[mistype360]

how mbti types procrastinate

entp, enfp, intp, infp: considers possibilities of what to do instead of said task. starts typing but gets distracted when trying to choose a song to listen to. probably scrolls through tiktok. thinks that said task is too overwhelming. can't schedule an appointment on the phone by themself.

intj, infj, enfj, entj : plans out everything, but doesn't actually do it. wayyy too perfectionistic. has a bunch of pinterest boards (or playlists) related to said thing. not inspired. not enough pressure. "scheduled procrastination."

estp, esfp, istp, isfp: thinks the task is stupid and boring, and there are more fun/interesting things to do. also thinks that they have enough time to get it done but actually only has 2 hours. doesn't narrow down priorities. probably forget it existed in the first place

isfj, istj, estj, esfj: associates task with bad past experiences and avoids it. thinks it's not important + a waste of time compared to other things. keeps getting stuck on minor criticisms or flaws. doesn't put said thing on their to-do list (not in sight, not in mind!)

[oiblackestsheep]

Tried to keep this one simple while also not just shamelessly pandering to the obvious stereotypes (although they are still funny). You get some interesting pairings of types when you try to think about it a little differently!

(PSA: Remember not to put any of the types into boxes even though I've just literally put them into boxes lmao)

[welivetodream]

MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:

ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone

ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes

ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke

ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem

ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time

INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day

ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you

INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you

ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies

ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't

ISTP: just too cool

INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out

ESTP: fights with you for fun

ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain

ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell

INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with

[istj-mbti]

I knew that I had seen the guy somewhere before

[gigijenga]

I can’t believe people don’t know how cognitive functions work

Ti=titanium

Te=tellurium

Ne=neon

Ni=nickel

Se=selenium

Si=silicon

Fe=iron

Fi=...Fi

so if you’re INTJ your stacking is Nickel Tellurium Fi Selenium

Get it right people 

[doble-d-2]

[pandagobrr]

Credit: @mbti_tties

[candiesz]

when your whole crew doesnt know a damn thing lol 🤣🤣🤣

[introvertlifestyle]

[hashira-in-training]

MBTI incorrect quotes :D

[irynvie]

Sorry for disappearing again but anyways this is obviously a joke and some types are repeated more than once cus I am indecisive :)

[mistype360]

mbti types as scents

infj, enfj : sandalwood, patchouli, sage, jasmine, cacao butter

enfp, infp: vanilla, hibiscus, rose, autumn, lilacs, parchment

entj, intj: bergamont, eucalyptus, cashmere, almond, lavender

intp, entp: lemongrass, nutmeg, spearmint, blood oranges

esfj, isfj: rosemary, white musk, brown sugar

istj, estj: leather, toffee, mahogany, black cherry, cedarwood

isfp, esfp: sea salt, clay, coconut, ocean, cactus, peaches

istp, estp: pine, petrichor, lemonade, champagne, bourbon

[meltlilith]

[welivetodream]

What is your ideal life?

ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....

ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free

ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it

ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"

ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.

ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids

ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace

ENTJ: world domination

ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection

ISFP: being an appreciated artist

INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything

INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....

INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty

ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace

ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family

INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.

[shiny-chaos-sandwich]

I realized that INTPs are basically Finnish:

Super chill, until pissed off

On a new level of weirdness

Can pull off some crazy shit at the last moment

Aloof at first glance, goofy and wholesome when you get to know them

Obsessed with coffee

Almost nothing can faze them. (I mean, they do be screaming Perkele at bears). If something does, you should be scared, like really scared

Prefers nature and living in the middle of nowhere

Scared if strangers greet them

[oiblackestsheep]

MBTI Types & How They Offended You

These are all p bad lmao.

Stats for nerds Most xNTxs are myteriously killed for something Most xNFxs are seducing your mom Most xSxPs are laughing uncontrollably Most xSxJs are incredibly sorry