#mbti incorrect quotes

[infpspsspspsp]

INFP: *gently taps table*

INTP: *taps back*

INFJ: What are they doing?

INTJ: Morse code.

INFP: *aggressively taps table*

INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[mbti-darling]

the average Ne-Ti, Ti-Ne conversation

ENTP: have you ever been to a brothel?

INTP: I live there

ENTP: listen, if prostitutes are together outside is it considered a brothel?

INTP: no. If doctors are together outside is it considered a hospital?

ENTP: well, it could be an improvised- no, I guess not.

(5 minutes later)

INTP: if all food can be classified as sandwiches, soups or salads and a fruit salad is salad what is a single fruit?

ENTP: an ingredient

INTP: not an option. soup, salad, sammie.

ENTP: well...

INTP: what is juice?

ENTP: a soup, because it's water and vegetables.

INTP: but what about watermelon juice? you don't add water.

ENTP: ... good question

INTP: how much can you cut up fruit before it becomes soup? if it ever does?

ENTP: well, how many prostitutes can stand in the same place before it gets to be called a brothel? if it ever does? is it the same for doctors and hospitals?

INTP: ...

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?

INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP

INFP: huh? why?

INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?

INTP: true, thank you so much

INTJ: yeah, very true

[scruffycatio]

ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒

ENFP: intj kissed entp!

INTJ: no I didn’t!

ENFP: yes you did!

INTJ: didn’t!

ENFP: diiiiiiiid

INTJ: did…not!

ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did

ISFP: *Ahem*

ISFP: ugh I could break this tie ISFP: They totally did.

[psychologylovingintj]

ENTP: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

ENFP: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

[saltyfishdream]

ISTJ and ENTP (2)

ENTP: hey ISTJ look I wrote a fanfic and posted it on ao3

ISTJ: That's good. What's it about?

ENTP: my first attempt at medical horror ehe

ISTJ: ... Horror? *seems scared

ENTP: what's so scary it's just [insert character name] having a severe allergic reaction

ISTJ: changes the topic* OK, so were we just talking about your English grades?

ENTP: *runs away at the speed of light

[pandagobrr]

Hello! Um, I've never used Tumblr before, not quite sure what to do, but I just want share some of my innermost ramblings that go on in my head. Yes I am obsessed with MBTI, I am an ENFP and I will mainly post funny stuff and stories and incorrect quotes I've thought up about it here. I am obsessed with the idea of the cognitive functions interacting so there will be a lot of that. They most likely won't be very good, and some of them might just be ideas but I really like just letting it out as it comes soo ya. This post got really rambly but here's one of the interactions between the functions I thought of.. hope it's not too weird

Si: Ok, on the list for today I have folding laundry, doing the dishes, and filing our tax reforms.

Ne: I think I’d rather get hit by a bike than do any of that.

Si: What.

Ne: I mean not like dad’s going 20 miles an hour on his mountain bike, but like, if a little 10 year old is cruising down the street, I would most definitely take that over any of this.

Si: wha- why? None of these things are inherently painful, that most definitely is!

Ne: First of all, you’re kinda wrong about that-

Si: No I-

Ne: SECOND of all, getting hit by a bike is not actually as bad as it sounds.

Si: Oh really?

Ne: Need I remind you we actually got RAN OVER by a kid on a bike before?

Si: Pl- please don’t.

Ne: Oh please, it hurt for like 10 minutes.

Si: No, it hurt for 10 minutes, and then you chose to ignore it! I still felt it every time we used that leg for the following 2 weeks!

Ne: You’re being over dramatic.

Si: Maybe if you had actually gone to a doctor, or done really anything about, I wouldn’t have anything to be dramatic about!

[aiakuma]

Yeah.. Definitely haven't done this before- [Coughs in INFP]

INFP : How do I turn off emotions?

INTP : Okay, first go to settings–

INTP : Wait, I’m a dumbass, I thought you said emojis

INFP : No – I’m still willing to try this, go ahead.

INFP : I’m at settings, what do I do next?

[shakespeareallanpoe]

MBTI xxxP types

Cass: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone is too busy making me into some OP god-like character to notice all the rules I've broken.

Jason: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I hang out with equally crazy people who were born without a single fuck to give and somehow aren't dead yet.

Tim: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone only remembers me as "smart" and keeps forgetting how much of a stalker I am and how little I value self care or what is morally correct.

Duke: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I'm with the Batfam now and standing next to their raging mental issues makes me look like a voice of reason. Which makes for a low bar, btw.

Steph: Lol I'm only here for the vibes XD

[mbti-darling]

ENTP, talking to a group, suddenly turns to INTP: you're not gonna like this

ENTP: *says it anyways*

[the-intp-kid]

INTP: okay, focus, focus, focus, stay focused! no, don't do anything else. focus!

INTJ: what the fuck are you doing?

INTP: it's self talk, i love talking to myself

INFJ: what? i thought you were praying

INTJ: um, excuse me, but it makes more sense to see INTP chants some mantras than praying

[aiakuma]

Oof-... Better luck next time (Speaking from experience)

ENFP, just trying to be romantic: I wish we could slow down time only for us.

INTP: I mean we could. But we can't. Unless you can travel very close to the speed of light.

ENFP: so I just learned that 3 things are impossible.

INTP: travelling at the speed of light, slowing down time, and...?

ENFP: flirting with you.

[scruffycatio]

ISTP 6w5 finds ISFP 4w3’s location.

ISTP: *knocks on door* ISFP: who the hell is that!?

INTP: *gets door for istp* INTP: it’s your bestie

ISFP: how the hell did you find me!?!?!?

ISTP: I watch you walk home.

[psychologylovingintj]

mbti incorrect quotes pt2

check out part 1

ENFJ: Guys where did INTP go? ESTJ: They got arrested. ENFJ: How the hell- INTP: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong* INTP: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding ISFJ. INTJ: For the record, I already found them. ISFP: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. INTJ: They stabbed me! INTP: I'm surprised they waited this long, INTJ. We've all had the urge.

ISTJ: What’s the announcement, ISTP? ISTP: It’s a lecture. INTJ’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. INFJ: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

INFJ: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! ISTJ: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

ISFJ: ISTP, I am questioning your sanity... ESFP: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

ESTP: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! ENTP: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

[justanotherinfpgirl]

Incorrect Quotes.

INFP:[sees a cute animal] Aww, look! ENTJ: We’re going to be late. INFP: Okay, but look. ENTJ:[sighs but also looks] Damn it, it is cute.

[rosecaffelatte]

Yamagata: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Reon: Yes but not by the LAW!