#incorrect hq

[slaytism]

Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.

Nishinoya: dump him

Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!

Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.

Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?

[correct-hq]

Kyoutani, giving Yahaba flowers: They match your eyes.

Yahaba: These are lilies. They are white.

Kyoutani: That’s, like, most of your eyes.

[bisonandbubbles]

Hanamaki: It is much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than to bowl with a tennis ball.

Matsukawa: Which doesn't concern us because we play volleyball.

Hanamaki: just a little bit

Matsukawa: just a little bit

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Did you just bump me? Kiyoomi: Sorry? Atsumu: Do you want me to beat the semen- I mean sh*t out of you. */anxiety attack while trying to look intimidating but gone wrong due to his first time seeing someone this handsome Kiyoomi: Atsumu:

[sleepinghellokitty]

Tsukishima: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have? Hinata: Dorito’s cool ranch. Tsukishima: Tsukishima: I'm just gonna assume zero for now. Hinata: I love that song.

[rosecaffelatte]

Yamagata: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Reon: Yes but not by the LAW!

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[forusomimiya]

"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

[slaytism]

Suga: why is Hinata crying?

Tsukishima: he told me onions are the only food that makes him cry.

Suga: ...and?

Tsukishima: I threw a watermelon at him.

[correct-hq]

[playing Smash Bros]

Asahi: TAKE THAT, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SIMPLETON!

Daichi: Woah, Asahi! What the-

Asahi: Wha-? Oh I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to snap like that—

Suga, on the same team as Asahi: NO! Stay snapped ASAHI STAY SNAPPED

[miyasstan]

This Oikawa manga panel has my heart and soul, because his petty pride is truly fantastic, even though we knew him as a monster setter, he never went to nationals so leaving his country as an unknown player to pursue his own path and coming back with a team who realizes his potential, he took everyone by a storm and this is what I live for. ONE OF THE MOST SATISFYING ENDINGS IN THE HISTORY, FURUDATE I LOVE YOU FOR GIVING US OIKAWA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREAT KING <3

(I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM 😭)

[atsumwah]

at y/n and atsumu's wedding

osamu, making a toast : to my brother, good riddance. to my new sister in law , good luck. this monster's yours now.

[sleepinghellokitty]

Atsumu: In my defense, I was left unsupervised Kita: Wasn't Suna with you? Suna: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too

[rosecaffelatte]

Kawanishi: I can explain. Tendou: Can you? Kawanishi: Only if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[myreygn]

uuuh anyway i doodled this and yeah... can you tell i'm not an artist lol

kuroo: do you take constructive criticism?

bokuto, already crying: sure what's up?

[fos-tis-zois]

Ushijima: You and Hinata are cute, I will put you in a boat. Kageyama: You will put us in a...what? Tendou, from afar: He means he ships you two!!