#isaac x colin

[weclassybouquetfun]

Happy Belated National Spouses Day!

[thym3y]

they one thousand percent fucked

[monicasdanvers]

their joint coming out in s3!

[ruffles-the-chipmaster-blog]

So silly

[headoverheelss]

This is killing me.

[lilyandrose]

Colin and Isaac in the Ted Lasso Season 3 Trailer

[secretnook]

Isaac: whales eat plankton

Colin: they do they suck it in

Isaac: yeah

Colin: yeah

Isaac: I wanna get eaten by a whale

Colin: I kind of wish I would, but only if I could like light a fire in there and stay alive… Ya know?

Isaac: This isn’t Pinocchio 

Colin: I know-

Isaac: I feel like a whale’s teeth look like paintbrushes

Colin: they do! It’s like little- yeah!

Isaac: it’s like a car wash, I could get in and they could like, clean me on the way in. You know what I mean? Like brush over me?

Colin: that’s a little… you wanna get like sucked off by a whale…

Isaac: I- who said that??

Colin: that’s what you’re saying

Isaac: didn’t say that

Colin: you said you wanted it to clean you, brush over you

Isaac: how does that equate to me getting sucked off by a humpback whale??

Colin: you also said a car wash, you wanna go through it

Isaac: that’s not getting sucked off??

Colin: you want it- like your body sucked off not like your wiener dude

Colin: whales will- they’ll suck the wieners right off you

Isaac: I wanna get shot out of a blowhole

[gif credit @dragonsareawesome123]

[trentcrimmisgay]

hoping for a colin going to trent to vent his fear that isaac knows about him. doesn’t need to be much. just colin and trent behind a closed door breathing the same air

[trinityofone]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Colin Hughes/Isaac McAdoo Characters: Isaac McAdoo, Colin Hughes Additional Tags: Post-Episode: s03e09, First Kiss, Sexuality Crisis, Internalized Homophobia, Friends to Lovers, Football Metaphors Summary:

Friendly result, noun. A match that is to be considered non-competitive, so that the result (win, lose, or draw) will not affect the standings. . . . Some rules may be changed or experimented with, and less experienced players are allowed to play.

Or: Colin and Isaac make out on the couch.

[weclassybouquetfun]

Give Trent a spinoff where he's the host of a chat show. A chat show that will be more acerbic than Lorraine but not as messy as Jeremy Kyle. I guess that's Jeremy Vine. Yeah, Trent can be the next Jeremy Vine.

Trent will do a segment about Colin Hughes' new relationship with teammate and team captain Isaac McAdoo!

You just know he wanted this discussion to be srs bizness because he isn't wearing arm jewelry.

James Lance, Tom Hardy and Kieran Culkin of SUCCESSION - bracelet bros. But Tom has a history of making friendship bracelets for costars, so the others need to get on that.

[providing-leverage]

Starting big projects (multi chapter fics) shortly before big life changes has proven to be a bad idea so many times in the past and YET I think the best format for this would be a multi chapter.

Ted Lasso friends and various mutuals who've probably seen way too much Ted Lasso stuff in the past few months, I request your input on what to do

[dulusionalapocaliose]

I desperately need crazy unhinged bossgirl woman and their pathetic man representation. And by that I mean intelligent, ambitious, unhinged, disgustingly educated but hyperfeminine, that knows how to fight magnifically and are mad science smart queens that would do what is needed to get what they want and need, and their husband/boyfriend supporting and following them around like lovesick puppies.

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #5

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[headoverheelss]

I find myself funny sometimes but sneak peek of my next chapter in my fanfic I’d beg you on my knees to stay

[elloras]

[evanzbuck]

All right, here’s your starters. Here’s your subs.

TED LASSO | 3.03 “4-5-1″