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Very Very Far Shot But...
I stumbled upon the concept of this today, and it, uh, struck me and my Dragalia-attuned (among other games) brain.
The word?
Eudaimonia (well, or 'eudaemonia' or even 'eudemonia'). As you might be able to surmise, it is Grecian.
Since it's a bit of a more complicated word in concept, here's snippets of both the good old Wikipedia and Encyclopaedia Britannica regarding it:
Closely following this is the more modern concept of eudaemonism, which is the school of thought that evaluates the worthiness of actions based on their capacity to produce happiness.
But wait, there's more!
There also was a concept of eudaimonias as actual spirits, a sort of guardian angel figure.
And, well. This all sounds vaguely familiar to Euden. He himself in Dragalia lore is something of a symbol of dragalia itself made manifest, creating the ultimate har-har in the game's title after the last chapter. Replace "Euden's dead" everytime you see "Dragalia Lost" and it's darkly amusing. What do you mean, in the game "Euden's dead, in the chapter "Euden's dead" Euden dies? Impossible!- But just as he reforms bridges between people and dragons, so too is Euden very concerned and involved with the flourishing of humanity in all stripes. As leader to New Alberia, he also serves something as a guiding figure for the people who chose to follow him, on both a literal 'big-picture, what do we even do' scale as well as a more personal one, as he pays attention to most every individual he meets.
There's also this snippet regarding the actual 'figure' of the eudaimon:
With dragons in Dragalia being essentially nature personified, 'mother nature bites back' champions of higher, more intangible powers and occasionally all but killable gods themselves with their might, it forms a neat sort of comparison with Euden, the intermediary between them and the 'lesser races' of humanity. Euden himself is already something of an intermediary between the divine and mortal, with the whole Xenos-Morsayati-Nedrick trifecta involved in his creation even if he is himself largely the same as most other human.
Of course, with the whole notion of Greek deified heroes entering the mix and their many ends in mythos, it adds another potential tie in, since, yeah. He dead (after performing supernatural feats).
Dragalia also possibly drew on Greek/Roman inspiration for others in his family so it might not be completely impossible. There's Leonidas, who was most notably a king of Sparta and has a few other little tidbits to him that make me wonder if they drew on him for inspiration, and Marcus Aurelius, who was noted as part of the "Last of the Five Good Emperors" in Ancient Rome, a noted militaristic society like Alberia's. That almost reminds me of Aurelius' status in the main campaign, where he ruled as King for very long and further helped Alberia prosper before it all started going downhill.
So...yeah. Euden as a possible literal manifestation of a eudaemon, eudaemonia and/or eudaemonist himself, anyone?
#dragalia lost#dragalia#dragalia analysis#like I said: farfetched but look it just lines up a bit too well#...accidentally or not!#Honestly though#...If I were to ignore canon and pretend everyone remembers everything before Euden pressed the unwind button on the universe remote#I would probably claim that this is the origin of the word in the future in the way that names sometimes get integrated into language!#He's just kinda got that ripe combination of weird 'was that dude even real' kind of vibe that could lend itself to a sort of deification#especially now that a lot of people would be shaken up in the Ilian faith regarding the Satan Incident and everything in Grams.#I'm rambling now but darn the Ilian Faith is not messing around in Dragalia. They scary. More on that later (maybe) but I'll shut up for no
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they better have a moment like in gnomeo and juliet where gnomeo talks to the statue of shakespear
but with arthur conan doyle and- that damned sherlock gnomes
#i came for the sherlock lore and elton john music#and now i'm left with#confusion#i didn't have to watch gnomeo and juliet#i could have just watched sherlock gnomes#but hey#i can't resist elton johns music#i cried#i laughed#i#felt weird#i feel like#wait#is the whole thing about johnlock being more canon in the gnome verse true?#or am i going insane now#you mean to tell me#that gay people are too farfetched#but#a lawyer breaking his head against concreat and becoming sherlock is fine???#sorry#got into another side tangent
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Ok ok there’s a lot to unpack here
Firstly: the look Watanuki gives the phone when it starts to ring?
The most relatable thing of all. Any time the phone rings it’s an instant nightmare. No thank you. No calls ever.
Secondly: The stark contrast of black in white in the bottom panel? Like crossing boundaries and an inbetween place? Like a space between life and death? Gorgeous.
Thirdly: “You’ll meet many other people in many dreams. And it’ll seem like it’s the very last of parting ways.”
EXCUSE ME???
AM I READING THE IMPLICATION OF THAT CORRECTLY???
IS WATANUKI DEAD?
IS WATANUKI DYING?
IS HIS SOUL ON THE BRINK OF CROSSING OVER DUE TO THE DREAM SITUATION?
IS HE RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
IS THIS A NEW SITUATION?
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN HERE?
WHICH CHAPTERS HAPPENED??
#Excuse me while I spiral into complete clamp plot confusion#Like i assume at some point the dream affliction#Just kicked in and Watanuki has been dreaming since then#But where is the cut off point for that#Or are CLAMP going for something deeper#Has Watanuki always been in dreams but meeting real people#along the way and building real connections#I cant even tell if that’s too farfetched#This is clamp after all#Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#xxxholic 76#xxxholic#Watanuki#And tree guy#HELP I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING ANY MORE#IN HINDSIGHT THE CHAPTER ABOUT THE HOLE WAS MUCH EASIER#I REGRET ALL MY JOKES#TAKE ME BACK TO HOLE
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im still in midst of deadline (will reply to inbox soon! thank you for sending me kind n nice stuffs!!) but as a break let me have this i think i like isagi a lot because he is passionate. but there is something really interesting in how many actions could be categorized as "in character" for him. like he is being friendly—oh yeah, isagi is very capable of that. oh he is an asshole who insults you in the way that would make your ancestor spit—yeah. it's funny. like truly the embodiment of "it depends". in some way also "polite but not truly nice" also it's funny how the one he knows the most about regarding their past is probably chigiri. even bachira didn't spill the heavy stuff on him directly. chigiri and reo are the ones who got isagi pep talk other than igaguri. funny man funny. i probably need to reread to check again but hey let me have this. i can't believe he is still my comfort blorbo this soccerfucker who is a good son and a friend who wouldn't mind to hear you out even if you are not close and you just have to ask. okay yeah let's continue in the tags (and some other time I MISS HIM)
#he is fun and troublesome at the same time with that versatility#probably a me problem but sometimes i look at him and goes#this guy CAN BE a good bf who spoils you but if his ass start acting like a selfish egoist he is i too wouldn't call that farfetched#canonly very career and passion oriented. very professional.#but this isagi guy also threw in and consider how people is genuinely in the way that while yes manipulative to some degree#is what i believe is impossible if you don't have a high level of empathy. though he kinda still miss things somehow i believe#but that's what make it interesting a lot of the times tbh. seeing him improve#but his dedication is something else.#looking at him and his family relationship he really could be the bf of all bf. but he really need a very supportive so#who has their own life outside of him. like thinking about it again it truly reminds me how back when isagi brainrot was on full force#i see him as this guy that has a relationship more as a “resting place” more than anything. like a true cooling off place#where he could rest and be more honest and less closed off#...should probably write it soon. okay yeah break over back to work#babblings
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Alright so, I’ve decided that the original Donkey Kong game can exist in my canon, but I’m erasing the whole “Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong” thing cause it’s confusing and pointless. If Cranky was the original and he’s that old now, why aren’t Mario and Pauline? There’s no way the Kongs age that much faster, or at least, I refuse to believe they do.
My idea is that Donkey Kong was bored on his island and went to the mainland for some excitement, kidnapped Pauline for fun, and caused some trouble on a construction site, leading to Mario pursuing him.
Extending on this hc in that Mario and Luigi were born and raised in the Metro Kingdom (probably not in New Donk City, but specifically whatever the equivalent to Brooklyn is), and this is how Mario encountered Pauline and DK before arriving in the Mushroom Kingdom (and before Pauline became mayor). Not sure yet why they decided to go to the Mushroom Kingdom later…
Perhaps I can stick with the idea that they were working in the sewer system of their city and accidentally took a warp pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom? Hmm. Now I’m starting to think I want the warp pipes to be ancient magical objects that run throughout the entire planet rather than being manmade objects. Maybe they were created by the gods? I’ll figure this out
#devin speaks#super mario headcanons#listen i loved the movie but i was never into the isekai plot even before with the original premise of super mario bros#the bros have to be born in the mushroom world it just has to be that way#luckily the metro kingdom makes this very easy and possible#also perhaps their parents are originally from the luncheon kingdom? since that one is inspired by italy#originally i just stuck with the idea that the kingdoms were separated by species#(ex: only the fork people live in the luncheon kingdom)#but it doesn’t seem too farfetched to say that other species can have regional varieties in different kingdoms#at the very least humans can just so i can have nice diverse ethnicities in this world#even if no other species has regional variants i at least want diverse humans
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Sometimes horror movies just aren't scary, but also sometimes people watch movies that just like, aren't for them. You don't think this movie about demonic possession or ghosts is scary because you don't believe in those things. You don't think XYZ movie is scary bc it hinges on cultural fears and understanding that don't affect you.
This isn't saying not to watch those movies lol but it's wild to me when I'm like "oh yeah i thought this scene was stupid but the movie was pretty freaky overall" and hardcore atheists are like "oh i laughed thru the whole movie". Like yeah that's because you don't believe in this stuff. Which is fine!! But hm. Or the tried and true "i think this movie is more of a thriller than a horror movie" bc it didn't scare them even though it uses horror movie tropes and plays on very real fears for demographics they aren't a part of.
Idk like i am a bit of a scaredy cat I'll admit that (largely bc jump scares give me anxiety - i love horror movies but that build up will cause me to psych myself out), but also sometimes it's not that the movie is bad you just don't have the ability to suspend disbelief!
#chatter#i didnt wanna say it in the main but it drives me nuts when white people say get out was#a thriller not a horror movie#and im trying to be like... it was most definitely horror it used horror cinematography and tropes and music#yall are just white so it wasnt aimed at you;#anywayyyy#me and the bestue were talking about how some people think the conjuring is so dumb#and theres stuff i rolled my eyes at#but lol yall just dont believe in demons so?? ofc you dont think certain parts of this are scary#its too farfetched for you
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Serious question: for those who put 'tcest DNI' in your ao3 tags, what's the reasoning? Do you actually think that a random tcest fan is going to come into your genfic and comment "cool story but wish you made them f*ck" or smth?? i just really can't imagine anything like that happening, which leads me to think that the tags more just being used as a middle finger to tcest fans?
i've never seen a fandom before where dnis were common in ao3 tags but it makes me feel kind of ick
#*sweats nervously*#i feel like i'm getting myself into hot water with this one haha#i'm not into tcest but i feel kind of bad for the tcesters honestly#like man they're consenting cartoon turtles??#yeah it's super weird but life is hard and if this brings joy to some ppl then whatever ig#murder's awful irl too but ppl are chill with badass action heroes glorifying it in fiction#this scared me off rottmnt for so long bc it seems to be almost exclusively the rottmnt fandom doing it#so are taggers sayin dont read the fic? or dont comment? or dont comment anything tcest related? i get the last one but it seems farfetched#if you're an anti and you use fic DNIs i'm genuinely open to hearing your reasoning#in case there's something i haven't considered?#tcest#tmnt#rottmnt#proship#antiship#tw incest#but i've never seen this before and it doesn't exactly give off kind and positive fandom energy#i want to understand if this is just toxic mob mentality or if people actually have concerns
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—✧ you’re jensen ackles’ middle eastern girlfriend
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randomacc guys tell me if im crazy but that’s jensen ackles right?
jensenfan yeah he and jared were at a concert a month ago or something and lots of people recognized them she probably got a pic
workfriend really? cause the last pic kinda looks like him
jackleslover nah it doesn’t, he hasn’t cut his hair
yoursibling lana del ray? i’m going to kill you bitch why wasn’t i invited
yourusername cause you’re in another country?
yoursibling fly my ass over to there.
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chadfan i’ll never understand how she gets to meet all these people
onetreehill she’s mark’s daughter
chadfan one tree hill director? shit
chadmichaelmurray can’t wait to do it with both of you again soon
rabdomacc i KNOW that’s jensen ackles
jacklesfan maybe? highly unlikely, he doesn’t know any of the one tree hill actors except danneel and she wasn’t with them
sarahmurray love u both to pieces
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jensenackles had a great time in such a beautiful country, can’t wait to come back, egypt
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lailawinchesterr i can’t either, jared, i can’t either.
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jacklesfan @/jensensckles
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sohpiabush how about you come back to vancouver
bethlenz can’t wait to see you at the tree hill game babe
jensacklfan no way that isn’t jensen
randomfan from what? his feet?
jensacklfan bitch yeah you aren’t a real fan if you don’t know him from just his feet + he also posted that he was in egypt a week ago?? why would he go there?? and i looked through her acc
gossipgirl oooh did your research, doesn’t make sense why he’s with her tho
lovesgossip her daddy’s rich, probably met at a con or something
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jaredpadalecki you have something to say say it to my face tomorrow
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userfive why are you guys so fucking obsessed with jensen ackles, he’s just another guy
jackleslover another guy?? what’s wrong with you? if he’s with someone it’s ending half the population.
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genpadalecki my favorite two💗
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so… this is way too long. hope y’all like it anyways! also i remembered half way that danneel acted in one tree him i swear to god it was accidental😭😭
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Personal pet peeve: When a particular character has a lot of paperwork and such associated with their job and it has been established in universe that the work is extremely hard, complicated, and tedious but then in fanfic another character in another job position takes up this character's paperwork and does it perfectly. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Paperwork is not some nebulous pile of papers so easy that anyone can just waltz in and fill it up just like that. Paperwork, especially for large organisations, requires specific training and knowledge. A particular situation might have at least ten forms associated with it depending on how it happened, when it happened, who were involved, who were affected, who filed the initial report etc. It could be form A.1, it could be form B8, it could be G3 or D-3.2e, and then it has to be filed away in a specific way under a specific designation. At times it could be completely nonsensical but still necessary and part of proper procedure....all of that requires training and experience. Someone from a totally unconnected role can't just take over this position and do an excellent job at it, unless it has been previously established that they too had prior training and guidance in this.
Example: Cale(KRS) and Basen Henituse in Trash of the Count's Family. Kim Rok Soo before trasmigration into Cale Henituse was a team leader who has experience with important official documentation and paperwork for the Company. Basen Henituse is established to have been send to territory heirship classes and doing well in them. These two people being able to take on the other's paperwork load is not at all farfetched. (Same with Cale and Alberu though the latter would still have to sign and seal his insignia separately in the end.)
So no someone who's untrained can't just take someone else's paperwork and just breeze through them unless they are like supernaturally intelligent to the point of figuratively downloading all the necessary data and information directly into their brain or something.
Let's not even talk about how the character might have a particular way and organisation of doing things and someone else taking over their workload without permission might just mess that order up and their well intended actions might end up doing more harm than good.
Look at MXTX's Shang Qinghua or Ling Wen. As I'm reading SVSSS right now let's take it as an example.
Someone who can conduct and lead an audit: Shang Qinghua, specifically trained as an auditor. Yue Qingyuan- can possibly fill in for a specific kind of audit.
Someone who cannot conduct an audit: Literally every other Peak Lord on Cang Qiong. Not trained for it. Should not be in charge of it.
Someone who can file in medical paperwork: Mu Qingfang, head of medical operations in the sect.
Someone who can't do that: his Peak Lord colleagues. At most they'll be able to file in incident reports and other such forms that guardians of patients will have to fill in at a hospital.
People involved with merchants and associated business transactions: Shang Qinghua(logistics expert-procurement logistics), and for large contracts, Yue Qingyuan(Sect Leader). Other Peak Lords depending on the goods. For example the Zui Xian Peak Lord when they are negotiating prices for the raw materials or equipment for alcohol brewing or Wei Qingwei when they are sourcing metal.
Someone who can handle annual budgeting: Shang Qinghua. Person who allocates the funds according to the final budget- Yue Qingyuan.
Persons who can't do that: His colleagues who are definitely not trained in finances and accounting.
And so on and so on.
Shang Qinghua was invited back to the sect after literal treason because nobody else could do his job. That should tell you that people without specific training can't just take over the paperwork of another person's job unless their own jobs are connected enough to be sufficiently similar that they can handle it.
So no someone like Shen Qingqiu who's a scholar and tactician primarily, can't take the entirety of Shang Qinghua's or Mu Qingfang's or Yue Qingyuan's paperwork and fill it in for them, no matter how intelligent he is. Though I'm sure Yue Qingyuan would let him sect be damned lmao.
You see things like this in many other fandoms as well. Innocuous forms that anyone can fill in are okay but complicated paperwork for auditing, budgeting, logistics, diplomacy, business transactions, internal affairs, etc? No way. That all takes time to familiarize with before even properly filing them let alone actually doing them.
This is of course a personal pet peeve as I mentioned from the beginning. People are free to write what they want, read what they want, like what they want. This is no way an accusation towards particular individuals. It's just that for me it breaks immersion pretty quickly.
#fanfic critique#fanfic#fanfiction#Scum Villain's Self Saving System#Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong#Shang Qinghua#Yue Qingyuan#Mu Qingfang#paperwork pet peeve#only including SVSSS and it's characters in the tags cos I mentioned them#this critique is not aimed specifically at the SVSSS fandom#and instead is towards all fandoms in general#should I tag TCF?#it's mentioned here hmmm#Cale Henituse#Kim Rok Soo#Basen Henituse#Alberu Crossman#Trash of the Count's Family#TCF
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Kinktober 2024 ▪ Day 15
▪ Pairing: Lee Felix x Female Reader
▪ Kink: Overstimulation
▪ Genre: Smut
▪ Word Count: 2.4k
▪ Warnings: Soft!Dom Felix, Sub!Fem Reader, established relationship, oral (f. receiving), fingering (f. receiving), unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, creampie
▪ Please let me know if I missed anything
Color(s) Of This Fic: Slate Grey and Cornflower Blue <3
If you are under the age of 18, please do not interact with this fic. This fic contains inappropriate content and is strictly 18+
Everything in not only this event, but all of my work in general is consensual. Even if not stated within the work.
Enjoy :)
It's commonly said that time flies when you're having fun, and while that may be true, there seems to be a lack of discussion of how time seems to endlessly drag on when you're not having fun.
At least, in Felix's current opinion.
It's been a month today. One whole, entire month he's gone without seeing you now, and to say he's going a little insane would be a concerning understatement.
Felix gets it; he's busy, you're busy, schedules don't align. When you have time off, he's booked and busy, and, most likely on a flight. When he finally has some free time, you're working on a huge upcoming project that you just can't take any time away from.
Don't get him wrong, he loves his career, and he fully supports yours just as much as you support his. He's worked his ass off to be where he is and to achieve the many things he's achieved, just as you have, but he misses you.
Felix truly doesn't know how many more nights he can take of not having you in his arms, feeling you against him. He needs you; he craves you, and it's effecting his ability to think straight. So much so, that people around him have started taking notice of how...away he seems to be. Almost like he's there physically, but mentally, he's somewhere else.
Which, isn't too farfetched, because mentally, he is somewhere else, but he just gently brushes off people's concerns, reassuring them that he's only tired.
In all honesty, you're not any better off yourself. You've lost count of how many times you've spaced out while reading something important, your mind shifting to the thought of Felix. What his schedules are like today, if he's eating and staying hydrated, or even if his schedule would allow a quick facetime.
You're both pent up and on edge, the need for each other only growing by the day, and you're both sure it'll drive you both to madness in less than a week's time if this torture doesn't end soon.
Your prayers are answered when you get a call from Felix, his voice laced with hope as he informs you of his recently discovered off time, hoping to every higher power that it aligns with yours. When he hears you gasp through the phone before you hurriedly tell him your days off, confirming the dates to be the same as his, neither of you can help the audible sighs of relief you let out.
Felix doesn't think he's ever packed up his belongings so fast before, immediately making his way to your apartment when his schedule ends. You spend your time tidying up your apartment while you wait for Felix to arrive, feeling like a giddy child on Christmas morning as you do so.
It feels like another week has passed by the time Felix finally makes it to your apartment, the familiar sound of Felix's keys at your front door telling you everything you wanted to hear as you move to stand in your entryway.
Felix lets the door swing open, hurriedly stuffing his keys into his bag as he catches sight of you. He freezes in his place for a moment, taking you in before he takes slow, almost cautious steps into your apartment.
He lets his bag drop to the floor beside him, immediately reaching out to pull you into a hug that's almost tight enough to restrict your airflow entirely, but you welcome it as you melt into his embrace. You both bask in the physical contact, finally feeling the warmth and comfort you both have been craving through your stressful month apart.
"God, I missed you." Felix breathes out, pulling away from you just enough to tuck your hair behind your ear as he admires your features.
"I missed you, too." You answer honestly, leaning into his touch as he smiles at you.
He leans in, pressing his lips to yours in a soft kiss, one that says he's here, and there's truly no other place on earth he'd rather be.
You pull away to rest your forehead against his, savoring the moment as you gaze up at him. You watch his eyes slowly darken as his hands move to grip at your hips, pulling you flush against him as he reconnects your lips.
The soft, comforting love you felt moments prior turns into pure need and desperation as Felix deepens the kiss. He kicks his bag off to the side, carefully guiding you to walk backwards towards your room as he licks into your mouth. You let out a soft moan at the feeling, taking a second to suck on his tongue just to hear him groan as he kicks your bedroom door shut.
He presses you against the surface of your door, panting against your lips when he pulls away to look you in the eyes. His hands move quick to undress you both, letting your clothes pile together somewhere in your room as he leaves messy kisses along your neck. You let out a breathy moan when he nips at your sweet spot, and Felix swears he could cum from the sound alone due to how pent up he is. He nudges one of his thighs between your own, moaning in unison with you when he feels your bare core press against his skin. He can feel your arousal slowly pool out of you and onto his thigh, and he has to fight the urge to hurriedly stuff himself inside you.
Instead, he kneels in front of you, looking up at you as your chest rises and falls rapidly. You hold eye contact with him as he pulls one of your legs to rest on his shoulder, leaning forward to blow cool air on your heat. Your head falls back against the door at the action, a gasp slipping past your lips as your palms lay flat against the surface of the door for support. Felix wastes no time in leaning into you, needing you to invade all of his senses as his tongue darts out to taste you.
He uses his thumbs to pull your folds apart before he lays his tongue flat against your slit. He immediately moans against you, letting your arousal coat his tastebuds as you struggle to keep your knees from buckling. He places his hands on each of your thighs, one holding you in place against the door while the other keeps your leg resting on his shoulder, once he feels you're secure, he laps at your cunt.
The moans you let out are music to his ears. He circles your entrance with the tip of his tongue before he pushes the warm, wet muscle past your opening. He lets his nose nudge your clit as he darts his tongue in and out of your hole, licking against your walls every time he slides the muscle inside you.
He can feel your legs shaking against his palms, and he moves to harshly suck on your clit as two of his fingers slip inside you. Your mind goes blank as he stretches you open, your jaw going slack as an endless stream of moans spill past your lips.
It doesn't take long for the knot in your tummy to tighten, and you let out a loud cry of Felix's name when that same knot finally unravels a moment later.
Felix is quick to stand up, holding you securely against him as your knees buckle. He lets you cling to him as you take in sharp breathes, carefully guiding you to lay on your bed. You fall back against the plush surface, watching Felix hover over you as he pulls your thighs to rest on each side of his own.
He thumbs at your clit as he glides his tip through your folds, groaning at the friction against his sensitive tip. You can see the eagerness in his actions, his entire body almost shaking with need as he finally pushes into you. A shiver runs down his spine at the sheer pleasure that encapsulates him the second he feels your walls around his tip, and he has to fight the urge to slam the entirety of length inside you with a single thrust.
Your legs are still shaking, and even though it's slight, he watches it become more intense with every inch he pushes inside you. The moans you both let out when he finally bottoms out are nothing short of pornographic, your walls immediately tightening around him as you adjust to his size.
"It's been too long, baby." Felix breathes out, his voice shaky as he struggles to stay still. "You're so fucking tight around me."
You can only moan out in response, your walls pulsing around him as he finally draws his hips back, thrusting back into you with just enough force to make your eyes roll back. Felix leans forward, pressing his chest into yours as you pull him closer.
He presses his lips against yours in a messy, heated kiss as he finds his pace and rhythm, keeping it steady as you moan into his mouth.
"Lix, m'close," you whine out, feeling Felix bury his head in the crook of your neck as he moves to rub at your clit.
One thing you learned rather quickly about Felix, is that he loves to hear you. He nuzzles his head against your neck, making sure his ear is right next to your mouth so he can hear each and every little noise you let out as he drives you closer to the edge. It spurs him on and makes him wanna fuck you into your mattress, and normally, he's able to hold back, but today, something in him just snaps.
He feels you cum around his cock, your walls throbbing around his length as he shudders at the feeling. He slows his hips, shallowly thrusting inside you to drag out your orgasm for as long as possible until you're weakly pushing at him when the overstimulation sets in. Instead of gently shushing you as he chases his high, eventually cumming inside you like he normally does, he grips the underside of both of your thighs, pushing them up to your chest and leaning forward to hold them there as he picks up his pace again.
A shriek leaves your lips as you claw at his arms, tears welling in your eyes at the immense amount of pleasure that slowly seeps into every nerve of your body.
"L-Lix, oh my god-" you gasp out, desperately trying to find something to hold onto as he fucks into you with more force.
Felix doesn't know what comes over him, he himself doesn't even recognize this side of him. Maybe it was simply the month he went without having you around his cock, or maybe it was all the stress and frustration he had to deal with for that entire month with no release for it all. He doesn't know, and in all honesty, he isn't too eager to figure it out, either. All he knows is that he needs you, all of you, and he won't stop until you've milked him of every drop of his cum.
Felix is quick to grab at your flailing hands, interlocking your fingers as he pins your hands to the bed. He angles his hips so his tip nudges against that soft, spongey spot deep inside you with every thrust of his hips, and your mouth falls open in a silent scream as your back arches into him.
Felix lets out a low moan, stilling inside you as his release finally spills into your cunt. You squirm beneath him at the loss of friction, whimpers leaving you as you feel his warm release coat your walls. He lets out a low chuckle at your whines before he shallowly thrusts into you again, making sure he still hits your sweet spot with every thrust before he picks up his pace.
He watches your eyes roll back at the pleasure, sharp gasps tearing from your throat when you finally process the need to breathe again. It's been so long since you felt pleasure like this, and your body almost feels like it's going into shock as your third orgasm approaches at lighting speed.
"I know you're close, angel." Felix groans out, his voice low and his breath labored from his efforts. "Cum with me this time, yea? Make a mess for me, baby, please."
A loud mewl leaves your lips at his words, your walls clamping down around his length as your thighs tremble against his chest. Felix snakes a hand between your connected bodies, rubbing harsh circles against your bundle of nerves as your eyes squeeze shut. Fireworks go off behind your eyelids as moans tumble endlessly past your lips, your hand that's still intertwined with Felix's grips his like a vice as the other flies to fist the sheets beneath you as you cum for a third time tonight.
Felix follows right behind you, his thrusts slowing before he presses deep inside you, cumming in you once more. He feels your grip on his hand loosen before your legs slide down from in between both your bare chests to rest where they fall on the bed. He rests his forehead against your shoulder, ragged breaths leaving you both as you come down from your highs.
"I'm never going that long without seeing you again." He pants out, pressing a kiss to your shoulder before he rolls you both onto your sides.
"I might have to risk it if you'll fuck me like that again." You breathe out, watching him smirk in response before he shakes his head.
"No." He quickly responds, pulling you closer to him until your chest is flush against his. "I can fuck you like that whenever you want, baby. I don't have to be away for a long time to do that."
"Then I agree. This month away from you has been hell, Lix." You tell him honestly, resting your head on his shoulder as he draws shapes on your back.
"I know, baby, I know. Never again."
You smile at his words, finally feeling calm and relaxed as you melt into Felix's hold. Felix rests his head against yours, smiling to himself as he holds you.
Time flies when you're having fun, and time seems to endlessly drag on when you're not having fun, or in this case, counting the days you've had to spend away from the person you love, but time means nothing in the space you share with the person who will love you until time no longer exists.
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hiii i love your work so much, you're an amazing writer.
can i request a (LONG) instagram au where both the reader and harry are mega popstars and have been together for almost a decade, and now they're married & have a fam together. js overall domestic fluff lol.
thanks
pairing: Harry x popstar!reader
fc: Taylor Swift
a/n: i thank the internet for all the edits of those two together, it definitely helped me finding perfect photos for the story!
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2013
onedirectionupdates
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onedirectionupdates You guys remember those rumours that Harry and YN had a thing back in 2012? Well, I think those rumours weren't so farfetched... What do you think?
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harrysgirly no way! i thought all of you were lying back then!
user93 her? really?
user34 woah, i mean, woah
user56 i need to give her that... she looks stunning
ynupdates Well I don't blame Harry!
user102 i can see that, i can see the vision here
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2014
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harryupdates Harry and YN were seen enjoying a walk in New York!
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ynupdates right after 1989 dropped????? they're insane
harrysgirly WHAT? i thought it was like a one party thing?
user45 what's going on?
user50 what the hell?
user46 James Dean is that you?
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2015
ynupdates
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ynupdates YN and Harry were seen walking hand in hand to YN's party, celebrating the success of Style's Music Video!
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hArrysbtch YOU'VE GOT THAT JAMES DEAN DAYDREAM LOOK IN YOUR EYES
⤷ ynsmybestie AND I'VE GOT THAT RED LIP CLASSIC THING THAT YOU LIKE
harryupdates woah, that's certainly the way to show that the rumours were true
harrysmylife HAND IN HAND? WTF
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harrysleaks Harry and YN back in February!
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hArrysbtch YOU TOOK A POLAROID OF US
⤷ ynsmybestie it's shame that the polaroid is in black and white... iykwim
ynsmymama i can't take it... they look too good together
harrysmylife couples where both people are this beautiful shouldn't be allowed! im protesting! leave some good genes for us!
user45 they're really dating, aren't they?
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2017
harryupdates
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harryupdates Harry and YN were seen attending the after party for Dunkirk premiere in London!
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ynupdates THE MOTHER IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
ynupdates that's not what i call a soft launching but I LOVE IT
ynsmymama SHE IS BACK !!!! I REPEAT: SHE. IS. BACK. HALLELUJAH. I LOVE MY LIVE NOW
hArrysbtch who is this guy? where is my mysterious man?
harrysmylife seeing that he shows up in public only few times a year, i can say he's still mysterious
ynsmybestie she looks good, like good good, super good
user45 i love all those photos, one every year, showing up and making people loose their shit (mine included)
user23 she looks somehow different, but i can't pinpoint what is it
⤷ user45 she's glowing, that's for sure
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2018
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ynupdates someone's getting fired... YN and Harry after Harry's latest interview with BBC Radio 1, where he was asked about YN and denied WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE about dating her! they enjoy messing with us!
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harryupdates 'well, i was two times at the hospital. when i was born and after an accident' YEAH, AND HOW MANY STITCHES DID YOU GET? 'i had like 20 stitches on me!'
harrysbtch they're matching outfits! they cute! they parents! they they they...
⤷ harrysmylife guys, she's broken
ynsmybestie she's so georgous
ynsmymama i need music from them both
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harryupdates Harry and YN for The Times!!! harry gave an interview that is going to be available in a few days!
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ynupdates yeah
ynupdates im not breathing
ynsmymama shit's got real
hArrysbtch DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT THE INTERVIEW IS TITLED TWO GHOSTS????? like, we were speculating about it and i think we were fucking right!
user45 the way that he's all sexy and intimidating and she's a cinnamon roll is hilarious!
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2019
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yourbestfriend LOVER
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yourinstagram shhhh, it was a secret
harrystyles Who's that fine fella behind that exquisite woman?
⤷ yourbestfriend it's been years and you're still like a lovesick puppy teenager! how?
⤷ harrystyles Well, I am still young.
harryupdates woah, that, that second photo is definitely something
hArrybtch harry, i'll do anything when you're looking at me like that
ynsmybestie what does lover mean?
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harryupdates HARRY and YN in the photo added to the Fine Line vinyl! Apparently this photo was only in a few of the editions together with Harry's autograph.
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ynupdates YN's rocking the shorter hair with Harry rocking the longer curls
ynsmybestie they both look stunning
ynsmymama i still can't comprehend him releasing the album on her birthday and dedicating it to her... AHHHHHHHH
hArrysbtch screaming, crying throwing up
harrysmoustache the rings, the floral shirt, long curls, the necklace
harrysmylife is it odd to say that i am a slut for this man? man, i am down bad, like real bad
stylesmybabie crying, i love them so much
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2020
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ynandharry GUYS !!!!!!! my make a wish came true! i was on a zoom call with harry and yn today!
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harryupdates that's amazing! i know you waited so long for them to actually accept you for the program!
ynupdates they look so good
hArrysbtch the thing is, they're both in the same house and probably the same room even
harrysmoustache i love my parents
user45 did you guys heard about all the rumours that they both actually have a son who's already 3 years old?
⤷ harrysmylife stop believing in everything you read on the internet
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2021
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harryupdates Harry listens to Folklore, do you?
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yourinstagram How did you make it look so realistic????
⤷ hArrysbtch hey queen!
⤷ yourinstagram well hello there
harrysmoustache i love this edit
ynsmymama harry knows a good music when he hears one
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ynupdates YN and HARRY at the 63rd Grammy Awards!
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harryupdates they are hilarious! they're not even sitting at the same table
harrysmoustache catching up with my bestie after not seeing her for years (it's been twenty minutes)
hArrysbtch AND THEY BOTH WENT HOME WITH A GRAMMY
ynsmybestie that floral dress is doing wonders! she looks like a princess
ynsmymama PARENTS
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2022
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harrystyles Harry's House is out now. It wouldn't have been done without you, though. Thank you, my love.
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yourinstagram I'm gonna go and scream from the rooftops
annetwist ♥️
harryupdates I CANNOT TAKE IT, HARRY. COME ON.
hArrysbtch you little btch. you make me cry with Matilda and then you post this? not cool, man. not cool.
ynsmybestie she's inspiration, she's supportive, she's loving.
ynsmymama wearing his shirt, drinking wine and playing guitar... man that's some happy living there
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ynupdates YN and Harry in Tokyo!
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ynupdates YN's wearing a hoodie gifted by a fan!
hArrysbtch that thumb of his is not going down in the near future, is it?
harryupdates lovely couple
user23 they really don't care about all those rumours, do they?
⤷ harrysmylife what rumours again?
⤷ user23 apparently they have a child together since 2017!
⤷ harrysmoustache you want to tell me that they manage to hide their baby for five years? that's highly unlikely
⤷ ynsmybestie well, yn disappeared for a year and nobody saw her. i don't think it could be that unlikely for them.
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ynsmybestie PARENTS MIMICKING EACH OTHER
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harryupdates oh, i've totally missed it!
ynupdates they have the same mind, that's it
hArrysbtch i love them so much, i can die now
stylesmybabie that's some iconic shit
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2023
ynupdates
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ynupdates YN and HARRY at the 65th Grammy Awards! Once again they went home NOT empty handed! Harry with 3 and YN with 1 award!
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harryupdates i am so proud of them!
hArrysbtch those bitches still weren't sitting at the same table
harrysmoustache they both look so stylish, i love it
ynsmybestie i love how she stood up and started clapping louder when people from the back were yelling that Beyonce should've won
⤷ ynupdates she knows what it feels like to be told those words all to well
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harryupdates YN JOINED HARRY ON STAGE TONIGHT IN PALM SPRINGS, CA!
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harryupdates WHAT IS HAPPENING?????
harryupdates THEY ARE SINGING STYLE AND MEDICINE TOGETHER
hArrysbtch what the fucck... are the people at the stadium alive?
ynupdates 'I left Judie back stage, I hope he's gonna be okay.' WERE THE RUMOURS REALLY TRUE?????
user45 i told you guys years ago and you didn't believe me...
hArrysbtch 'love, your mic is on' 'oh shit' i don't think they were ready to announce anything
harrysmoustache there's no way. this is one of my dreams
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yourinstagram Judie and Teddy say hi to the World and they hope that you can be kind to them.
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ynupdates YN during Vigilante Shit tonight in Los Angeles! Not gonna lie, she's on another level tonight!
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harryupdates HARRY is in the audience, maybe that's why!
hArrybtch harry, you lucky, lucky son of a lady dog
harrysmoustache she's so sexy
ynsmybestie after two pregnancies??? couldn't be me. she looks so fucking good
harrysmylife what if she's announcing something????
⤷ ynupdates do you think it's gonna be 1989?
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harryupdates HARRY at YN's show tonight in Los Angeles!
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hArrysbtch SHE JUST ANNOUNCED THE 1989 YN'S VERSION
ynsmybestie i love how he attended the concert where she's announcing that she's reclaiming the first album that she wrote about him
harrysmoustache he looks good
harrysmylife i need his reaction to yn's vigilante dane
user67 i was at the concert and let me tell you those cheeks were as red as a tomato, he enjoyed it!
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yourinstagram 1989 MY VERSION is out on 23rd of October. Thank you to whoever made that edit, it should've been the album cover from the start.
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harrystyles I prefer the one that has you on the front and back. It gives it more value, I'd say.
⤷ yourinstagram Either way, I'm gonna frame it and hang it above our bed.
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voguemagazine For the first time we tagged team and let our sweet little friends, Judie and Teddy interview their mom, YN YSN. "Firstly, you read that perfectly, Judie, I am so proud of you, baby. And to answer the question: together with dad, sorry, together with Harry we decided that your privacy and safety are ours priority. And then mummy forgot to turn off the mic! But we're happy that all of the fans and people are kind enough to respect your space and the boundaries we appointed." To read the article go to our link in bio!
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harryupdates "Mummy, you look beautiful today!" Not Judie hyping up his mom! you little baby I love you so much!
ynupdates "please don't fall in the water, mummy. Daddy, daddy will you suffer mummy?" "Yes, I will safe mummy, baby." I LOVE BABIES
harrysmoustache and the painting was done by the whole family...
ynsmybestie i usually hate kids, but those two are so adorable
ynsmymama i m gonna put you all in my pocket and protect you with my life
hArrysbtch "when you are in the limelight as much as dad and mum, you want something to be just yours. that's you and Teddy for us. our little rays of sunshine." I AM CRYING
⤷ ynupdates i love how she talked with Judie as if he was grown. she seems to be a great mother
⤷ hArrysbtch i wouldn't expect anything else from her
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Hiya sex witch
Hope ur having a good one!
I have a sexual health question. Im 28yo M and am as far as i am aware overall healthy, but sometimes i have trouble orgasming during sex, but rarely during masturbation. Im aware that contrary to popular belief men dont always orgasm 100% of the time and that there is nothing wrong with having difficulty with "keeping it up" so long as its not health related (i dont usually have difficulty with this part specifically, i just feel from experience that some times this is forgotten among people so i wanted to mention that)
I enjoy sex with my partners and im mentally very in the mood for it! Im not really nervous and havent felt pressured with them but some times it takes a very long time for me to finish, like more that 1.5 hours and up to 2 or 3 one time, and understandably my partners dont usually want to go that long lol i also find it frustrating because i feel the need around the 30-40minute mark but like i dont get that final push if that makes sense?
I did online searching and most answers are kinda wishy washy about causes other than excess masturbation, ive cut down on masturbation because alot of places say that that can be a cause but i only masturbated like once or twice a week and now im down to twice a month but it still happens.
Ive also heard that a too tight circumcision can lead to desensitisation and is what im kinda thinking this might be, i was circumcised at birth and have what the forskin restoration website ( www.restoringforeskin.org ) says is a RCI-0 or maybe RCI-1 which are considered super tight or tight respectively, both of which can lead to lack of sensation. And am considering maybe working on restoring my foreskin due to this, but i wanted your opinion on how like legit this all is considering it kinda sounds idk farfetched to me? Like being able to just stretch the skin back out with tape, is that even a thing? And does this sound like a possible cause?
Thanks for all your hard (no joke intended)'work and ur also awsome!
P.S. tumblr is being fucky on my phone all the time so if this is not anonymous please ignore/dm me to say make it anonymous again or whatever tanks
hi anon,
thank you so much for your question! it sounds like you've put a lot of thought into it already, and it was very interesting to read.
I have some hesitation in declaring that something is physically the matter with your penis, mainly because you mention that orgasm tends to come at a much more typical speed when you're masturbating. in the case of a physical problem I'd usually expect to see similar results whether you were having sex solo or partnered, which to me suggested it might be more of a mental/emotional blockage here?
but, having said that: I'm not a healthcare provider! and it sounds like a visit with one to discuss your observations might be really beneficial at this point.
while foreskin restoration is a thing, it's also a thing that doesn't have much research backing it up, and long-term results aren't very well known. consulting with a urologist before attempting a restoration sounds like it would be a great idea for you, as they could help confirm whether your foreskin is the problem and advise you on safely practicing restoration if it's an appropriate treatment. or, if that isn't the case, they're likely to have a much better idea about what else might be causing your situation.
best of luck!
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Camp Crystal Lake: Chapter 1
Requested by @yellowjacketsbuzzbuzz
Joel Miller x f!reader (romance/horror)
Setting: Camp Crystal Lake
The reader is taking on the position of a camp counselor at the infamous Camp Crystal Lake. While she begins to enjoy her summer, even crushing on the camp director Joel, a killer lurks in the woods unbeknownst to anyone.
Every town in North America has a ghost story. Some are well kept secrets, and others are so notorious that the sins of those tales have spread far and wide, to every dark corner of the earth. Crystal Lake was a sterling example of such a place. It had a typical sounding name, really, for a fresh body of water in the middle of the New England woods. But the stories surrounding the area were anything but typical.
As a young child, I remember hearing his name being said on the playgrounds at school. Jason. It didn’t take me long to insert myself into conversations in an attempt to hear the details of whatever version of the story the older kids were spreading. Back then it didn’t matter if they were fact or fiction. I stayed up late, wide eyed staring at every dark corner of my bedroom after hearing tales of Jason Voorhees. Now, at 22 years old and about to enter the summer as a counselor at Camp Crystal Lake, those distant, childish memories made me grin; though when my rusty, Jeep Wrangler bounced down the uneven road past the wooden Camp Crystal Lake sign, the hairs rose just a bit on the back of my neck.
“I thought you outgrew superstition,” I said quietly to myself as a song ended on my playlist, leaving me in a few extra seconds of silence to take in the wooded surroundings.
Jason Voorhees. The name still creeped everyone out. Yes, there had been a tragedy that happened decades earlier. Jason Voorhees was real; but after several attacks on counselors and residents alike, a boy named Tommy Jarvis managed to put Jason to rest permanently.
I shuddered and reminded myself that that was decades ago. I wasn’t even alive when it all happened. And this new camp wasn’t anywhere near the original location of the attacks on that Friday the 13th back in the 80’s.
I saw a pale yellow VW Bug parked up ahead next to a blue Ford pickup truck. On the opposite side of the truck was a Bronco with about as much rust as my Jeep. I began to wonder what my coworkers would be like. Would they be my age? Younger? Older? Local? I was about to find out.
I parked in the clearing beside the VW and stared out at the lake a few hundred yards away. There was a small beach with a towering, white lifeguard stand in the center and a wooden raft floating too not far from the patch of sand. If nothing else, it would be a great summer gig with a view. The campers wouldn’t be here for several weeks and I knew getting the place ready would call for some physical labor. I never minded hands-on work, and I was sure it would give us all time to bond.
When I exited the vehicle, a breeze hit me from the water and I shuddered, despite the temperatures nearing eighty degrees on the late June afternoon. My eyes scanned the trees on all sides and I suddenly wondered where everyone was. I let farfetched ‘what-ifs’ filter through my mind for a second before smirking to myself.
Grow up, I scolded myself lightheartedly. The imaginative part of me still enjoyed the folklore, no matter how juvenile it felt.
I popped open the back of the Jeep and reached in to grab my suitcase, an oversized gym bag and a backpack that housed the majority of my clothes. I had a few stray boxes with makeup and hair products, among other toiletries, though I decided I’d come back for them later.
Again, I took in my surroundings. For some reason I half-expected to see a group of young people out-and-about in the immediate area upon arrival. The silence was beginning to hit my psyche harder than I’d like to admit, and so I stared up at an oversized cabin with wooden paneling and headed in that direction.
A hammock swung empty on a giant front porch that was littered with chairs and small tables in between. Above them hung metal lighting fixtures, some of which were swinging in the summer breeze.
And then I heard a sound I could only compare to clicking. It was like a clock, almost. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
I set my suitcase down near the bottom step and shrugged the gym bag off my shoulder so it rested beside it, leaving my backpack on. And then I followed the sound.
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
What is that?
I swallowed hard as the noise grew louder. It stopped for a second and then there was a louder noise. A faint bang. And then a pause. Another bang.
What the hell is that?
I rounded the side of the two-story cabin and peeked my head around to see if I could get a glimpse of whatever, or whoever, was responsible for the sound. Visions of Jason Voorhees and his menacing hockey mask left my mind immediately when the truth revealed itself.
A muscular man in a flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up past his elbows swung an ax, connecting with a giant log of wood. It split into two, sending little shards flying into the air. He wiped his forehead with his arm and then reached for another.
I wasn’t sure if I should tiptoe back to the front porch or interrupt him, but my mind was made up by default when he slowly turned in my direction. When he smiled beneath a mustache, I blushed and glanced at the open area of his chest where a few buttons were undone.
“Hello.” He gave a wave and wiped sweat off his forehead again before removing a pair of work gloves.
I raised my hand and swallowed hard. “Hi.”
The man approached and extended an arm in my direction. I stared down at his hand for a second before joining mine to his in a handshake. Our eyes met and I felt my eyebrows raise unwillingly.
“I’m Joel Miller,” he introduced himself, slightly out of breath. “I did the phone interview with you back in March and a second one in April. (Y/N), right?”
“Yeah.” I nodded and cleared my throat with a smile.
“I’m the camp director,” he informed me with a nod.
“Nice to meet you.” My hand was still in his and finally they parted.
Joel nodded in agreement. “I’m just finishing up here. I think we have one more person to arrive today before the rest come in the middle of the week. You can get yourself settled in whatever room is still available and I’ll be in in a few minutes.”
“Okay.” I nodded, “Thank you.”
“Thank you.”
When he smiled again I might as well have turned to stone. Who knew my boss for the summer would be such a.. hunk.
Well shit. It’s thirty seconds into the summer and I’m already crushing on my boss. I added, what a lovely predicament.
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Sysmed Horribly Misunderstanding My Little Pony!
This is gonna be fun!
Let's see how this sysmed thinks the ponies would respond to endogenic systems!
And... right out of the gate, they've instantly torpedoed their own argument. It's almost impressive how quickly they managed that.
For anyone who hasn't watched My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie has an ability she calls the Pinkie Sense, where she will start twitching in ways that can predict the imminent future in some way, such as warning her about things falling or when there's a crocodile in the bathtub.
The first episode this appears in is Feeling Pinkie Keen which revolves around Twilight not believing in Pinkie's Pinkie Sense because it seems too farfetched. It challenges Twilight's understanding of how the world works so she rejects it outright!
One could draw parallels between Twilight's initial actions in this episode and system medicalism.
By the end of the episode, Twilight learns to accept that there are some things in the world that can be true even if she can't necessarily explain them.
Mentioning Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense only serves to highlight how Pinkie being anti-endo would make zero sense for her character.
I genuinely question your understanding of anything in the show if you think Fluttershy is going to take a "this group of people existing isn't nice" stance.
Like, this is the girl who befriended the embodiment of chaos.
But... you think she'd be so hateful as to say this about a group of people just because they're plural for reasons other than trauma? Really?
Why would Applejack reach this conclusion?
I mean, for starters, in-universe, the first episode has them fighting Nightmare Moon who is an alternate personality of Luna. Luna/Nightmare Moon could definitely be seen as a non-traumagenic system.
Or at least close enough that I can't imagine Applejack would have reason to doubt other non-traumagenic systems.
Even if you stripped that experience away from her though, Applejack would not be the type to doubt someone's personal experiences for no reason.
Additionally, we see in the Pinkie Sense episode that Applejack is one of the strongest believers in the Pinkie Sense, not needing to understand it to trust that it works.
Meanwhile, what do you think Applejack would think of sysmeds?
Because the entire sysmed philosophy is based on dishonesty. They will claim again and again that you need trauma to be plural. They will say it's scientifically impossible to be plural without trauma. That plurality can only be caused by disorders. But they have absolutely no sources for this claim, and THEY KNOW IT.
At best, they will try to overwhelm you with sources that don't back up their points at all. Usually, random articles saying DID is usually caused by trauma (not even saying "always") but won't address non-disordered plurality at all.
And most sysmeds respond to being corrected on facts not by acknowledging those corrections and accepting that they were wrong, but by BLOCKING the people who correct them. See the OP as an example, who falsely claimed "plural" was popularized on Tumblr, was corrected by a user, and subsequently blocked for it.
Applejack isn't just honest, but she's also pretty good at sniffing out dishonesty in others.
Do you honestly think Applejack would look at sysmed arguments and decide they were honestly representing their facts?
I don't have much to say about these beyond pointing out the overall theme of these screenshots which is that the OP isn't actually writing how the Mane Six would respond to endogenic systems, but is writing their own opinions on endogenic systems in the voices of the characters.
These characters, on the whole, are pretty accepting ponies.
Keep in mind, it took all of a few seconds in the Equestria Girls movie to convince the human versions of the characters that Twilight was actually from a magical pony dimension. To be fair, the talking dog helped. But overall, the ponies are all very open-minded and accepting of new idea.
This is pretty consistently shown throughout the series.
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You know, of all the ponies to be anti-endo, I actually do think Twilight would be the most likely to be, based on how she behaved in Feeling Pinkie Keen.
But by the end of the episode, Twilight learns her lesson and becomes more open-minded.
Even if we were dealing with Twilight before that episode though, Twilight has something anti-endos don't. Which is a brain.
First, if Twilight had access to studies on endogenic plurality and read the opinions on academic on the subject, like those in this document...
I think she would have no problem accepting endogenic plurality. I have no doubt that Twilight would read through every single academic paper in the doc, then track down all the sources for those papers and read them too.
But even if not for those studies, Twilight still wouldn't just disbelieve in endogenic systems the way sysmeds do.
See, even when Twilight was skeptical about something, when she was certain that Pinkie Pie was wrong, she didn't stop there. She wanted to prove that she was right. She conducted experiments. She observed her target closely.
A sysmed would just say that you're wrong, and try to shame you for your beliefs so that you would conform. But Twilight needed evidence.
She needed to prove to herself that it wasn't true.
If Twilight Sparkle wanted to prove that endogenic systems didn't exist, what do you think she would actually do?
Do you think she would be content to say this for certain without testing it?
Here's my take on it:
I think that Twilight would respond by trying to make a headmate herself. Provide her with a good tulpamancy guide, and I think she would experiment with herself, trying to make a tulpa just to prove it wouldn't work.
But remember that even that scenario... it assumes a world where Twilight hadn't encountered Nightmare Moon and Princess Luna, and wouldn't relate them to endogenic systems. It assumes a world where Twilight would have some sort of pre-existing bias against the possibility of non-traumagenic systems and have a false belief that all systems are caused by trauma. And it assumes a world where she also didn't have access to the research into non-traumagenic that would show her that this is something many reputable doctors have supported.
Remember, sysmeds have been provided links to academic papers affirming endogenic plurality's existence time and time again. They deny these studies and cling to willful ignorance out of sheer, irrational hatred.
Not one of the Mane Six would support the hate inherent in system medicalism. I frankly can't think of any characters in the show who would.
The Mane Six would be pro-endo!
Deal with it!
#syscourse#pro endogenic#pro endo#systempunk#syspunk#system punk#sys punk#sysblr#multiplicity#plurality#my little pony#mlp fim#mlp#mane six#mane 6#actually plural#actually a system
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i think all this "vi is suffering in the shadow of her sister 😭😭😭" drama is too farfetched. like yeah probably she feels some kind of sorrow watching jinx leading zaun and remembering how she herself said "one day this city is gonna respect us" but really, you're exaggerating this.
vi's tragedy is not about fame or desire guiding the people or even being validated by someone. she's not a leader in a global way, yes she was a leader to her founded family, but honestly i don't see her as some symbol or smth at all. vi is down to earth, seeking for validation is not her main theme and i don't even think that after all she cares about this war like a question of ideology. for her it was always about protecting her sister and ones she has loved, and now is the real tragedy: her sister is grown up and doesn't need her anymore. jinx, though her mental state is doubtful, is aware of herself and knows what she's doing. i believe that for her becoming the symbol was a peak, it is what she was coming for during all of the time — but it's a theme for a separate post so go on about vi. so, as i said, she felt like she was needed to protect those who were close to her, and now she has no one to protect anymore. idk what will be with caitlyn and wasn't really trying to think of actually, but if they break up it will make her inner crysis deeper and harder.
so yeah, what i see in "you're a symbol" frame is not jealousy or smth like that because of not being as appreciated as jinx, but the grief of losing her sister by bell
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