#is this an actual post or a brainrot?

[intothegenshinworld]

i HAS AN İDEA ABOUT SAGAU

(also hi)

Characters with a player that game rages alot.

Like scream"OH MY F. GOD NOT AGAİN!!" when a character dies and goes to the enemy and like "OH YOU ARE D E A D!!!!"

When a characters healtb is low they scream like "İF YOU DİE İ WİLL CRY/MAKE YOU EAT YOUR LEAST FAVORİTE FOOD"

but then acts like nothing halpened after the fight ends and be like "good job team :D"

As a vessel for the Divine Creator, the Genshin playable characters are unable to move freely when your aura controls them. In moments where they fail to show off their strength, they tend to hear the voice of the Creator. And although they're happy to hear you, the situation is a bit complicated

Xiao: "WEAK" Creator: "GET BETTER XIAO. YOU'rE NOT CRITTING!!" Xiao: ... Creator: "Oh damn he did 60k."

Some characters gain the motivation to get the right damage out but when you fail to dodge for them, they can't do more than accept their fate.

Venti: "Oh no, my lyre is broken..." Creator: "Not only is your lyre broken, BUT MY RUN FOR THE SPIRAL ABYSS IS DONE FOR AS WELL." Venti: *I literally tried to dodge the samurai from behind, you shouldn't have gone to the left side* Creator: "Why do I feel like someone's talking about me?"

Anyways, I hyper-fixated on "IF YOU DIE I WILL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR LEAST FAVORITE FOOD". Good luck with the random facts and the meme chart below the cut XD (also hi as well!! Thanks for sending an ask :D I hope I did well!)

Fun facts:

Lisa has "pumpkinphobia". You could be smashing the food button but somehow it never processes that she ate anything? Wait- why are the other part members suddenly full?!

Xiangling will eat everything (this is a threat)

Ganyu is strictly a vegetarian. Similar to Lisa, you'd be unable to force-feed her anything containing meat

Zhongli and Sucrose have such a weird "least favorite" voice line? Zhongli hates seafood because he killed so many sea gods during the war and Sucrose hates mushrooms because... because they grow on corpses..? (u good sucrose?) // When you click on the menu to feed them their least favorite food it goes through, but when you return to the main screen they're fallen?!

Both Razor and Diona hate veggies. Is this... because of their ears and tails? (yes it is.) If you make them eat veggies they'd eat extra energy in spite

People who manage to evade the "least favorite food" threat:

Eula: Starts critting to save her life

Lisa: Makes another member of the party preform worse than she does

Albedo: Will glitch the game and remove the food from your item bag (including any ingredients needed to make more food)

WHEN THE TEAM SAVES THE DAY

Creator: "I knew you could do it! I never doubted you!" Character: *doubts* Creator: "Aw, c'mon - you did great! Let's try the next domain!" Character: "O fu-"

[imactuallyreallycool]

What a lovely dream

But that what it’ll always be. A dream.

Close ups and stuff lmao

[artilite]

i keep forgetting to post when i draw OOPS so here's a doodle dump !!!!

[starlightseraph]

house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.

[lioniheart]

(It was based on a take I saw earlier today but I think it got deleted)

"Why don't you like me?" Steve asks, not meeting his eyes.

They were on the new Hopper-Byers's back porch, a little bit after dark. The rest of the party had gone inside a while ago but Steve wanted a smoke and Eddie decided to have one as well. It was quite chilly for a summer night, and the wind made both of them shiever a bit.

"Excuse me?!" Eddie replied, after a half a minute of confusion. "Who said I didn't like you?"

"C'mon, man, I know the kids say it a lot, but I'm not actually an idiot!"

"What the fuck are you talking about, princess?"

"See?! Right there! Look, I just don't get it. I know you overheard that conversation I had with Will last week, but I thought you were all for that non-conformist bullshit, and let me tell you, fucking with someone because of their sexuality is very "the man" of you!" His voice was still hushed, but Steve had turned all the way to Eddie's direction now, glaring at the metalhead with what he tried to make look like defiance on his eyes, but were clearly just hurt.

"Steve-"

"The thing is, you've been treating Will just like always, so maybe that isn't it, wich is so more confusing, because I really thought we were getting closer, but now you keep making these jokes and... I don't get it! Did I do something wrong?"

"What?! No--" the other tried to interrupt, but Steve's rambling just kept on coming.

"Is it because of high school? Is the ‘princess’ thing some kind of payback for the whole King Steve bullshit? Dude, I know I was a douchebag- hmpf!"

Eddie, sensing Steve was about to spiral, clasped his hand on top of the boy's mouth.

"Stevie, I'm going to need you to stop right there, okay?" His voice was calm, but his heart was racing. Steve's eyes were wide, his cheeks pink, and Eddie couldn't help but notice how much closer they were now. "I'm so sorry I made you feel like I was mocking you. That was definitely not the intention. The total opposite, actually.” Steve made a questioning noise behind the ringed hand “The princess thing was me being an idiot, actually. I was just..” Deep breath in, deep breath out. “I was trying to flirt with you, sweetheart. Apparently, I’m really bad at it.”

[whollyjoly]

look i can explain-

[buriedintheguts]

People who base off Logan & Wade's alleged 'hatred' for each other based on how often they fucked each other over is so wrong, by the way! They are fighting not because they hate each other (okay, it's a bit of that at first), but it's because they have met the one person in the whole goddamn multiverse who can not only dish it but can also take it. Here's an equal, finally, in every fucking way that matters.

They don't hate each other, they're thrilled if not relieved to finally have someone who they can't hurt, not in the way that completely matters, anyway. Which, fuck, only took them a few universes, but they got here. They fucking got here.

Like, it's not even subtext that they're missing at this point. It's the whole text.

[monochromatic-heartzz]

There's a part of Sampo's character that is easily overlooked. And that part is easily summed up with this one line

"Epsilon? What fun can you get out of a giant vanity fair like that? True happiness always entails the dignity of mankind. Now that's a quote i live by."

I get why more people don't talk about it, we're more focused on other aspects of his character, and that's alright.

However. It's a very important line.

To give a little bit of a "context". Epsilon, from all we've seen, is a star system of "easy pleasures". Entertainment industry, if you will. Many actors, movies, music, etc, comes from there. It's sort of like a hollywood.

Add on to this that the World's End Tavern is in Epsilon, aka, Masked Fools gather in Epsilon due to its easy ways to obtain Elation. Even the concept of the Tavern itself is an easy joy card. Getting drunk and watching fights could be many people's cheap way to obtain Elation.

And Sampo doesn't like that.

He believes Elation should be obtained after hard work. Through endurance and hope, not by cheapishly making whatever and hoping that is your reason for happiness.

Having small pleasures isn't wrong, but pretending it's the key to happiness is. Because it's not true happiness. It's a temporary substitute.

Elation needs to have purpose.

This. Is mainly why he loves Belobog so much. They've persisted so long. 700 years of hoping for a better tomorrow. And when they do finally get it, it's the best payoff they could've gotten. A nice "happy ending" to this story full of tragedy.

Now. This is a strange thing. Because, despite being a (probably retired) Masked Fool, his ideas of Elation align quite a bit with that of the Mourning Actors.

I think Sampo sees value in both sides of the coin. But he doesn't completely agree with both of their views of Elation. His path of Elation is his alone, he walks it by himself. Actually, everyone sees Elation differently. This is just his way of expressing his own ideas.

I love Sampo Koski can we get more lore on him please

[hayaku14]

"You....that face...."

KAITOU KID AND HEIJI STANS HOW WE FEELING

[pixiest1cks]

i'd like to think no matter where he's at in his life, dottore likes to ramble as he works.

no matter if he's prime, or the more ill-tempered scholar from the akademiya or even omega build, dottore quietly mumbles as a habit when he's working.

some things he says aloud are just to commit certain details to memory. in the grander scheme of his plans, the details seem small-- but they hold a crucial grip on the entire project. because of this, dottore reasons that the habit holds its merits.

sometimes, he makes sarcastic remarks when something doesn't go well. short, choppy words that mostly go unheard even by those in his general vicinity. when you first worked under him, he had mumbled to himself like usual (it was second nature at that point). what he hadn't expected though, were your responses.

"stupid thing tightly screwed--"

"do you need a wrench, sir?"

before he could respond, you had one held and ready to hand to him. from then on, you would help him out here and there in his more foul moods and dottore would be lying if he said the additional assistance wasn't helpful.

the mad scientist had found an adequate assistant.

work went by smoother, toning down a good portion of his irritation. it's almost as if having someone to support you (even if it was strictly for work purposes) provided more benefits than he had originally thought. of course, he would never admit that. the most he would do is thank you here and there when you proved to be extra useful.

work continues the same for a while. the interactions grow more frequent and so his musings change from your responses. instead of talking to himself, he talks to you. he asks you for your input, for you to pass him whatever he can't reach from his other desk, he asks for you.

that is, until you're gone one day.

dottore doesn't think anything of it. he's worked alone for his whole life, what's a few days without you? but his segments have been more irritable as of late, resulting in lackluster performance as a whole not only from his segments, but his troops. the fatui are fearful of the doctor, but even more so of an irritated one. you'll turn up eventually and everything will be back to normal, he reasons.

but as the days go on, you are still nowhere to be found in the cold, desolate laboratory. he finally pauses in his work to think about where you could be.

something must've happened. something outside of his jurisdiction. it's not like it's his problem. you might've proved a useful assistant to him, but his work holds utmost priority.

yes, work. back to work.

and dottore mumbles as usual, but it's not the same.

by habit, he calls out for you to hand him something--

but you're not there.

dottore is a scholar first and foremost. all it takes to find you is a little bit of research, so he does exactly that. he finds out you've been working somewhere else, somewhere closer to home to better support your family.

well, that's no problem. he'll have his assistant back as soon as possible, no matter the cost. all he needed to know was your whereabouts.

[elliott-forgott]

Al is my favorite.

[gwyns]

elain archeron & koschei the death god

"similar to a lamb making its way to slaughter, you haven't yet grasped that you're already on the chopping block. you think to be my end, my lovely fawn? my sweet seer? how can you bring upon my end when your end is already beginning."

[mintypsii]

guys i love them i promise i just have the urge to put them through the grinder sometimes

umm on the bright side here's the alternate good ending version lol!!!!!

[ima-mezz]

Currently screaming crying throwing up over wet birds

[starlightseraph]

quite possibly my favourite moment of insanity in all of house md

(series 2, episode 20 • “Euphoria I”)

[medievalthymes]

fitzchivalry farseer // the wolf and the lamb

fool's assassin / peter recieved one of the animals on his knife - stanley berkeley / @ abhorarchive /fool's assassin /agnus - konstantin korobov / ink-the-artist / fool's errand / wonderland-mp3 / @ abhorarchive / solitary-sister / oscar wilde / bilal al-shams - sacrifice / anguish - august friedrich schenck / fool's fate / the wolf and the lamb - nah