#is this a theory? idk

[poptart-cat-78]

Been thinking about GK3 recently and how the story could’ve been improved and bare with me I don’t remember the names of the characters as well in this one. Buchelli (? is that his name? the guy who was the Wandering Jew?) should’ve been the vampire, hear me out-

It would’ve fit in thematically with the other 2 antagonists of the series AND the supernatural creature would’ve had more screen time then it did in the actual plot of the game. Maybe he could have been looking for the Holy Grail because of the rumors it holds Jesus Christ’s’ blood and that His blood could somehow cure vampirism (listen. an OPERA was able to get the werewolf to actually change into his wolf form,ANYTHING is possible). PLUS Buchelli was already pretty suspicious in the first place.

I can’t think of any other way to make him sympathetic and tragic like the other 2 antagonists but that’s my take on a different plot for GK3.

Side note: Gabriel does NOT sleep with Grace and Grace does NOT run away at the end.

[pouletpourri]

what-if concept where kaufmo didn't got abstracted and he and pomni got to co-exist

[samglyph]

Very important to have friends who enjoy media you don’t personally enjoy, both because having friends with varying interests can help you understand why someone might enjoy something even if it’s not your cup of tea which can help build empathy skills and also because there’s nothing more fun then being able to explain the plots of your respective obsessions to each other and have the other respond with “what the fuck”

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

[trans-axolotl]

one of the reasons it's really hard for a lot of intersex people when intersex topics are on the news cycle is because the public's reaction reveals how little anyone knows or cares about intersex people, including people who call themselves our allies. almost every time intersex topics are trending, the discourse surrounding them is filled with misinformation. people who only learned today what the word intersex means jump into conversations and act like an authority. endosex/dyadic/perisex people get tripped up over things that are basically intersex 101, with tons of endosex people incorrectly arguing about the definition of intersex, who "counts," DSD terminology, and so much more. i've seen multiple endosex people say today that they've been "warning intersex people" and that we should have known that transphobia would catch up with us eventually, which is an absolutely absurd thing to say given the fact that consistently over the past ten years, it has often been intersex people sounding the alarm on sex-testing policies and also the fact that many, many intersex people are also trans, and already are facing the impacts of transphobia. there is an absolute failure from the general public to take intersex identity seriously; people seem not even able to fathom that intersex people have a community, history, and our own political resources. instead, endosex people somehow seem to think they're helping by bringing up half-remembered information from their high school biology class which usually isn't even relevant at all.

and this frustrates me so fucking much. not because i want to deny the impacts of transphobic oppression--i'm a trans intersex person, trust me when i say i am intimately aware of transphobia. this frustrates me because there is no way we can achieve collective liberation if our "allies" fail to even engage with basic intersex topics and are seemingly unaware of the many forms of intersex oppression that we are already facing every fucking day. if you are not aware of compulsory dyadism, if you are not aware of interphobia, if you are not aware of the many different ways that intersex people are directly and often violently targeted--how the fuck do you think we're going to dismantle all of these systems of oppression?

if you were truly an intersex ally, you would already KNOW that this is not new, and would not be surprised--interphobia in sports has been going on for decades. you would know that we do have a community, an identity, a history--you would have already read/listened/watched to intersex resources that give you the background information you need for allyship. you would know that although there is a really distinct lack of resources and political education, that intersex people ARE developing a political understanding of ourselves and our oppression--Cripping Intersex by Celeste Orr and their framework of compulsory dyadism is one example of how we're theorizing our oppression. It's absolutely fucking wild to me how few people I've seen actually use words like "interphobia" "intersexism" "compulsory dyadism" or "intersex oppression"--endosex people are seemingly incapable of recognizing that there is already an entrenched system of oppression towards intersex people that violently reshapes our bodies, restricts our autonomy, and attempts to eradicate intersex through a variety of medical and legal means.

you cannot treat intersex people like an afterthought. not just because we're meaningful parts of your community and deserving of solidarity, but also because intersex oppression impacts everyone!!! especially trans community--trans people will not be free until intersex people are free, so much of transphobia is shaped by compulsory dyadism, the mythical sex binary, all these ideas of enforced "biological sex" that are just as fake as the gender binary.

it makes me absolutely fucking livid every time this shit happens because it becomes so abundantly clear to me how little the average endosex person knows about intersex issues and also how little the average endosex person cares about changing that. i don't know what to say to get you to care, to get you to change that, but we fucking need it to happen and i, personally, am tired of constantly being grateful when i meet an endosex person who knows the bare minimum. i think we have a right to expect better and to demand that if you're going to call yourself our ally, you actually fucking listen to us when we tell you what that means.

okay for endosex people to reblog.

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[shiitakeboheme]

“Sometimes the suit goes off by itself…”

Suits you right, motherfucker

[astroloquacious]

Pretty sure, at the end of the season, the Dave's Video crew is going to discover/realize that Dave has been using Dave's Video for embezzling, tax evasion, or money laundering.

Evidence:

1. Expensive Spumati car

2. "Paid $400" for snakeskin(???) pants.

3. Despite private expenditures, business is going OUT of business.

4. IRS is interested in the store.

Liv is learning to think like a criminal mastermind. Usha is learning how to actually use technology instead of doing the business' financials by hand. Paula is learning to be a detective. Russell is learning to be a thief. Dang is learning to be a spy. And Wendell is learning to... drive really good, look, maybe they'll have to car-chase Dave down in the Spumati, idk.

Point is, they're mostly all learning how to do or uncover crime. I think Dave's a criminal as well as a bad boss, and they're going to take him down.

[dansemacabre]

(tw unreality!)

ayo new theory just dropped and bad news! the implications are cosmically horrifying

in the bulletin from time baby in book of bill, he says bill is a “danger to narrativity”, and that he risks the fourth wall. this kept bothering me. why reference the fourth wall here? why have time baby reference it? yeah the heaven page and shit is a bit meta, but thats just how bill talks, right? Well i was a fool

when you put “seven eyes” into the lost files site, this warning pops up from the oracle question mark? from journal three:

the therapese at the bottom translates to “set coords for dimension: r34lity”.

and putting r34lity into the website gives us this image:

the text below it reads they found a new home. those are “real” fucking images. the henchmaniacs are in our “reality”. the cryptids page might not have been a goof goof bit- they were “real”. (“real” meaning our reality in the book of bill sense of it but still our reality. is that tracking.)

none of the rest of the cast actually references us as a specific audience, or the fandom, or acts like we know them at all. the cast addresses everything they write to a mystery “reader” who needs to be saved from the book’s influence.

meanwhile, in the book of bill:

because bill’s not talking to a mystery “reader” who’s reading this book.

bill fucking sees us.

bill sees reality. REALITY reality. like this earth the one with alex hirsch and gravity falls the show and tiktok and shit. book of bill is a book in our reality for us the reader. (ie. there’s a reference to “they both reached for the gun” if you put gun in the website, which would only make sense if bill was sentient in this “reality” right now.) and someone is trying to get here to hide from him. maybe they’re already here.

[viquipo]

To be loved is to be changed

[poptart-cat-78]

The Hunt Club and the seven deadly sins.

Okay, I’ve had this analysis/conspiracy/ theory(?) before I just wanted to post it here on Tumblr. Since I don’t see a lot of people do deep dives into this series, and I’ve already made lots of memes and fanart, why not make these “theory” posts as well huh?

WARNING FOR SPOILERS

Anyway after watching multiple let’s plays of The Beast Within (and playing it myself), I began to notice how each of the Hunt Club members implement a specific sin into their interpretations of the Clubs Philosophy (which, according to the Baron, is to “Embrace your Inner Nature”). So I’m going to try to analyze each of the Hunt Club members and which sin I think they embody, starting from the most obvious to the least obvious.

1.) Herr Priess = Lust

The most obvious in my opinion. He talks about being an “entertainer” and how he “loves women, the bait and the hook. How he “prefers pleasure, not murder” (when Gabriel asks about the “instinct to rip somebody’s throat out”). Him being Lust likely explains why I want to spray him with pepper spray and not go anywhere near him. Honestly the grossest character in this game and HE shouldve been the one to perish lmao.

2.) Baron von Zell = Wrath

You COULD say that he embodies Envy but considering his behavior throughout the game, he’s DEFINITELY more Wrath. I mean how would YOU feel if your ex turned you into a werewolf, ditched you and started flirting with some stupid American who just happened to befriend said ex?

3.) Herr Hannuman = Sloth

He’s a drunkard who’s the least threatening member next to von Aigner. He basically doesn’t do anything throughout the game so I had to equate him to Sloth.

4.) Herr von Aigner = Gluttony

“Look at me, I love to eat and I love to drink. If I could make that a nation religion. I would” This quote is basically all I needed to equate him to Gluttony

5.) Herr Doktor Klingmann = Pride

A little harder to pinpoint, but since he SPECIFICALLY has Gabriel call him “Mr. Dr. Klingman” in German and he’s pretty proud of his research on wolves, I’ll equate him with the sin of Pride

6.) Xavier = Greed(?)

Gotta admit, he’s a hard one to pinpoint. The only two sins left are Greed and Envy. I equated him to Greed just because I don’t see von Glower being the sin of Greed (as Ill explain his next).

7.) And finally,the Baron himself, Baron Friedrich von Glower = Envy

Now why did I pick Envy for von Glower? Easy. One, it’s the last sin left. Two, could you imagine having to live an immortal life as a queer werewolf man who was also nobility? Having to hide your true self for all those centuries? I imagine the poor guy was envious of those who could live “normal lives” without the fear of being exposed.

Whats also interesting about this analysis is that there are seven members (including Xavier) and seven sins. Idk if that was a coincidence or intentional but Jane Jension is a genius. I hope you enjoyed this analysis!

[tremendously-crazy]

me then: why do all the songs on the radio have to be about love? It's so annoying, why is everyone so obsessed with love?

me now: oh.

[crescentdial]

🦖 silly people being silly

[egophiliac]

:) hello! :D hope you have a nice day and absolutely do not think of the possibility of one of the last story cards being of silver! and that his groovy will very probably be crying!!! THERE'S SO MANY CRYING PEOPLE IN STORY CARDS LATELY!!! SPECIALLY LIGHT USERS!! I AM!!! SCARED!!!! bc so far we got Lilia and Sebek in the beginning book 7.... so at the end.... so we're missing story Silver... and Malleus is the one with less cards, so they might add one for him... but... the tears... ego.... THE TEARS!!!! EGOOOO!! (LOVE YOUR ART BTW EVERYTIME I GET A NOTIF FROM YOUR BLOG I RUN HERE TO SEE!)

(thank you! 💚💜💚)

YES I am ALSO like...90-95% convinced that we're going to be getting a story card for Silver once we wrap around back to diasomnia. 👀 especially because the way things are going, Silver will be the only character whose dream we haven't seen -- yet???? -- and that just. y'know. makes me wonder!

although I do think it would be VERY funny if he got a story card and the groovy was just "regular Silver except with one beautiful single crystal tear". this is actually a lot coming from him.

(he used up all his emotion yelling at a baby that one time, there's none left for a proper groovy-level cry.)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…