#is this a joke? only kinda
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw#kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma#kinda presumptuous and weird#sometimes older people are just hot#it speaks!
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family tea party.
(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)
#elden ring#radagon of the golden order#queen marika the eternal#believe it or not this is ship art#my conspiracy theory is that he took advantage of Messmer being sealed and Godwyn death to slowly ursurp Marika#since those two command the two largest armies that were loyal to her just after Godfrey’s#in an misguided attempt to ease her burden. like oh if I’m in charge you won’t be sad again :) kinda way#also lowkey alienating Miq and Mal from their mother#so he’ll be the only one Marika can lean on. but joke is on him she dragged him down with her too alright#I can’t write another essay on this so pls just take the art#they r so funny in my head now#messmer the impaler#albi’s art
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in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...
(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)
#twst is not an otome!!!#ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol#i don't play enough games to know another character#honorary love interest fr (he's close enough)#this is all for jokes btw lmao#mystic messenger#obey me#lovebrush chronicles#for all time#tears of themis#mr. love queen's choice#love and deepspace#jumin han#lucifer obey me#lucien#malleus draconia#clarence clayden#zayne
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gravity falls hyperfixation so bad that i started drawing the divorce in crayon
#i lied i can draw boys but only when i want to and only when they are old me#men#im joking on the crayon part too its wax pastels#which is kinda the same as crayons#but fancier#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls spoilers#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#gravity falls fanart#sorry followers this isn’t your usual meal but bare with me im going insane over these two#chicken doodles#wax pastel#crayon#🖍️#gravity falls book#bill cipher x ford
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Somebody please remind Joel he has a wife that he's comfortable being shipped with so he can STOP SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH MEN
#A STATUE OF HIMSELF AND JIMMY?!#HE ONLY GIVES NECK KISSES TO ETHO?!?! WASN'T NECK KISSES A SMALLIDARITY JOKE FIRST??#Somebody tell this man to shut the hell up /aff#He wants me dead fr#Anyways I'm normal about them#smalletho#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#zombiecleo#God bless them for she puts up with so much#solidaritygaming#hermitshipping#Kinda??? I don't know anymore man#posts-it notes
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💒 pt. 5
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#is picking ryuji to do it kinda random maybe but I have a funny joke I swear#it's prolly gonna only be funny in my head but I haven't bullied daigo in awhile so#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#nishikiyama akira#sawamura haruka#dojima daigo#mine yoshitaka#goda ryuji#my art
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Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Killer Sans#Kross ship#(Kinda. It's up to interpretation)#Long post#I'm so sorry I didn't mean for it to be THIS much#I started this like a week ago -A-#Lies down and lets out a long howl it's finisheeeeeed#I could have just drawn them spooning and written the rest but noooo I love to do things the hard way#Anyway I think they should be bed buddies#The company helps Cross relax enough to sleep and the touch helps knock Killer out#Cross has to be big spoon because otherwise Killer's soul gets squished and it's too uncomfortable to sleep#Also I realised Cross and Nightmare are the only two in the castle who didn't have knock knock jokes in their backstory#I like to imagine Nightmare has had similar confusing interactions with at least one of them#Cross probably spends the rest of the day panicked that he overstepped a boundary or the others will make fun of him#Not realising that Dust and Horror have fallen asleep together many times#Or that Killer hasn't slept properly in weeks and he's in heaven#I'm NOT drawing a follow up so just imagine Killer coming to Cross's room the next night and finding every excuse to stay#Because he wants it to happen again but he has no idea how to ask (and also Cross seems kinda awkward about it)#Absolutely terrified that I spent my whole week off working on this and it might be not that great so I hope at least one person likes this
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guess who’s sick
n not the cool sick i mean actually sick
i am NOT doing good LETS SEE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN YEAHHHH💪💪💪💪 they love me
ANYWAYYYYY jokes uhhh here’s bill n my billsona
next part of roomie cipher should be coming out maybe tomorrow btw
also like don’t listen to me i’m like running on 0 hours of sleep i’m LOSINGGG ITTTT
#but likeeee my billsona is so fun to draw i thinks YIPPE#lmao srry my body hates me#I AM GODS WEAKEST WARRIOR PDHSKFVDSG#i’m being like so fr actually i’ve had pneumonia like 3 times already#GOING FOR NUMBER 4 LETS SEE IF I SURVIVE#JOKING BTW sowwy#mental health n physical health r NOTTTT DOING GOOD RN LMAOO#OH MY GODDDDD SHUT UPPPPP ME 🙄🙄🙄#i’m only kinda losing it#ANYWAY WATCH THE MOVIE THREE MEN AND A BABY ITS SO GOOD ITS SO CUTE#gravity falls#bill cipher#billsona#the book of bill#squidflavoredsoup
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not so tall now are you
#ninjago#jaya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay walker#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15#and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella#but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing#i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already#i hate side profiles oh my lawrd#my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me#you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot#thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference#i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design#is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob#but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable….#my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say#so i forgive her#i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO#im new to postings pls#aphid artisms
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This is the story of a woman named Mariella
TW: BLOOD AND MISSING ARMS
aaaand a couple doodls
ignorance is bliss
@blackkatdraws
#ignorance is bliss#again#omg a quote that i love so much#and in my headcanon (cause i know very little of her lore) fits her really well#being playful and still smiling after all the horrible things that place is#forgot her red eyes too#there is some symbolism behind that i know it#still smiling even if not genuine after all that it's really interesting#and how she sometimes prefers to take things lightly or as a joke#imo is a coping mechanism#like she chooses to be ignorant to a lot of things#im not sure i think she represents kinda what Stanley can turn like in the future#i could be wrong#i also love how in contrast Stanley is with her#Stanley IS aware#the eyes drawing u did that stanley is the ONLY ONE seeing them#symbolism? idk#canon or not is cool#okay im going insane#tsp stanley#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp fanart#tsp mariella#:3#tspud#stanley parable#the stanley parable
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in honor of pride month, here's percy begrudgingly admitting he thinks ares is handsome after giving him the most unflattering description
#this is the funniest bi!percy moment to me#why was it necessary to inform the audience that the man u just described was handsome percy 🤨#anyway thing i miss most abt percy is how he used to be amazed by everyone's beauty all the time in pjo#another causality we lost in the war#<- a joke that's incredibly funny to me bc i'm referring to rick deciding percy can only comment on annabeth now#but it also happened after the literal war and therefore seems kinda sad lol#percy jackson#pride#percy jackson is bisexual#percy#min talks pjo
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It's exam week and I am coping by drawing the beloved caterpillar
#welcome home#rel'sart#howdy pillar#barnaby b beagle#welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#howdy x barnaby#NGL they r kinda cute I can see them work JSDJSDDF#what's the ship name for them huhu#beaglepillar#Barnaby being Howdy's fav and most loyal customer <333#Howdy being the only one laughing at Barnaby's jokes even if they annoy everyone else <33#KSKSJSKJSDJK
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guy that looks like a cinnamon stick
#good omens#these are kinda old from when i only wanted to draw this guy#i read eniale and dewiela its like gomens if it was good#gets killed#joking joking but if u like gomens u should read it. its by the author or of witch hat#definitely for a more mature audience than witch hat
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hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!
this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"
sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair
when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook
even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer
anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)
to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords
additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit
#mine#zosan#one piece#love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible#the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father#i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes#angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk#and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret#luffy forces them to get married anyway#op#this got kinda long oops#dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here#zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen
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"WHEN they INEVITABLY break up" oh honey bucktommy is endgame, there is no breaking up, they're the IT couple actually, tim told me that himself
#i'm only joking of course#or am i?#ok i'm half joking half serious#but i'm kinda confused when i see such comments#because we literally don't know what's going to happen??#like who told you that?#yeah yeah writing reasons whatever#idc!!!#i'm just a girl#bucktommy endgame may not be real to you but it is to me and oliver#please respect that by using if instead of when#and lose the i word#thank you for your consideration <3#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#evan buckley#tommy kinard#daffy quacks
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i don’t think quinn cracked a single smile in this interview
but i wouldn’t either if i had to be interviewed by the men at bardown
#quinn not smiling once vs jack smiling nonstop#the way that the only time quinn like kinda smiled is when petey would tell a joke#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks
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