#is this a joke? only kinda
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family tea party.
(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)
#elden ring#radagon of the golden order#queen marika the eternal#believe it or not this is ship art#my conspiracy theory is that he took advantage of Messmer being sealed and Godwyn death to slowly ursurp Marika#since those two command the two largest armies that were loyal to her just after Godfrey’s#in an misguided attempt to ease her burden. like oh if I’m in charge you won’t be sad again :) kinda way#also lowkey alienating Miq and Mal from their mother#so he’ll be the only one Marika can lean on. but joke is on him she dragged him down with her too alright#I can’t write another essay on this so pls just take the art#they r so funny in my head now#messmer the impaler#albi’s art
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in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...
(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)
#twst is not an otome!!!#ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol#i don't play enough games to know another character#honorary love interest fr (he's close enough)#this is all for jokes btw lmao#mystic messenger#obey me#lovebrush chronicles#for all time#tears of themis#mr. love queen's choice#love and deepspace#jumin han#lucifer obey me#lucien#malleus draconia#clarence clayden#zayne
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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gravity falls hyperfixation so bad that i started drawing the divorce in crayon
#i lied i can draw boys but only when i want to and only when they are old me#men#im joking on the crayon part too its wax pastels#which is kinda the same as crayons#but fancier#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls spoilers#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#gravity falls fanart#sorry followers this isn’t your usual meal but bare with me im going insane over these two#chicken doodles#wax pastel#crayon#🖍️#gravity falls book#bill cipher x ford
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Somebody please remind Joel he has a wife that he's comfortable being shipped with so he can STOP SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH MEN
#A STATUE OF HIMSELF AND JIMMY?!#HE ONLY GIVES NECK KISSES TO ETHO?!?! WASN'T NECK KISSES A SMALLIDARITY JOKE FIRST??#Somebody tell this man to shut the hell up /aff#He wants me dead fr#Anyways I'm normal about them#smalletho#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#zombiecleo#God bless them for she puts up with so much#solidaritygaming#hermitshipping#Kinda??? I don't know anymore man#posts-it notes
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💒 pt. 5
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#is picking ryuji to do it kinda random maybe but I have a funny joke I swear#it's prolly gonna only be funny in my head but I haven't bullied daigo in awhile so#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#nishikiyama akira#sawamura haruka#dojima daigo#mine yoshitaka#goda ryuji#my art
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Concept: In The Burning Maze, I think it would have been cool if one of the crossword puzzles in the labyrinth had been a mathematical equation.
Specifically, a mathematical equation on mathematical logic, such as negations.
Why? Because Apollo is the god of mathematics and I think it would be funny if Grover and Meg were standing there, staring with horror at:
~(~(p^q))
"What is this nonsense?" Asks Meg, a literal sixth grader who has never before encountered college-level math.
"I...I don't know!" Responds Grover, anxiously wringing his hands. He also has never come across something like this before. "I never went to high school!"
"Is it code for something?"
"The little carrot there looks kinda like a Greek Delta- is Daedalus related somehow?"
"A carrot-what?"
"The carrot!" Grover points at the symbol between the 'p' and 'q'. "It looks like the Delta symbol!"
"Oooh. Okay."
The sentence below the odd thing reads;
Solve my riddle,
Or play second fiddle,
You can find me in education,
For I am the ________!
"...What does that mean?" Grover whimpers.
Meg looks stumped.
"...negation," Apollo's staring at the strange equation. "'Solve my riddle, or play second fiddle. You can find me in education, for I am the negation!'. That's the missing word in the rhyme."
They stare at him. "How do you know that?" Grover bewilderedly asks. "It makes no sense!"
"Math logic," Apollo simply says. "This particular one is...about first, second-year level in college, I'd say."
Grover closes his eyes, muttering; "No wonder I couldn't solve it." as Meg stares first at the equation, then at Apollo.
"What even is a negation?"
"That," Apollo points to the squiggly lines. "It cancels the truth values out, giving you the opposite of what's inside the parathesis."
"...What?"
Apollo huffs. "The 'p' and 'q' both represent something, like two parts of a sentence. The carrot can be upside-down or right-side-up, representing 'or' or 'and' in that sentence."
"Which way is up when?" Grover looked to be on the verge of tears as the realization math did not, in fact, end with numbers or numbers and letters.
"Uh..." Apollo made a 'V' with his hands. "If it's like this, it's 'or'. If it's like this," he made a tiny pyramid with his hands. "It's 'and'. Imagine a line through the center, like an 'A'. That's 'and'."
Grover rubbed at his eyes. "Too much," he whimpered. "Too much."
Apollo gave him an awkward pat on the shoulder. "In this case," he said. "It's saying 'and'. The negation, well, negates their values, so it becomes-" he pats his pants and looks in his pockets. "Anyone have a pen and paper...?"
Blank looks met his. "Okay, then...then just imagine a squiggly line in front of the 'p' and 'q'. That's what the first negation does. Then the second one negates that negation, taking the squiggly lines away."
Breathing in, he finished with; "So our mathematical answer would be, 'p and q', written with the carrot right-side-up- like the 'A'."
The tunnel was silent.
Then it was broken. "How do you know all that?" Meg demanded, looking extremely confused. "That makes no sense. I thought there were numbers."
"There are," Apollo patiently explained. "But this is a logic problem, and they don't do numbers."
"Never before have I been grateful to not to have to go to college," Grover rubbed at his temples. "Algebra was bad enough. Now this?"
"Hey!" Apollo looked slightly offended. "It's all quite fun, really, when you figure it out! Besides, we didn't even have to solve it!"
"Then why did you?" Meg asked.
Apollo stared at her. "Because you asked me too-!"
"Nope." She blew a raspberry. "None of us did."
He closed his eyes, as if praying for mercy.
"Anyway," Apollo gave both of them the stink-eye. "Math and music were quite intertwined back in the day, so the Muses and I are quite adept at it- Thalia's the geometry queen, and whatever you do, do not say 'Bet you can't solve this in a minute' to Urania. She will make you look stupid."
"Bet that's not hard."
"Oh, shut up."
insert cackle from Meg
"ANYWAY," Apollo gives her the stink-eye. "Ancient Greece was a breeding ground for mathematical minds- Pythagoras, for one, who was my son to boot! Even Hestia enjoys looking over Hephaestus's construction equations in her spare time."
The other two stared at him, as if shocked the gods would find math, of all things, fun.
Apollo awkwardly glanced away from them. He didn't know what their reactions would be if he told them of the many contributions he has made to the world of mathematics. For some reason, silly mortals didn't seem to appreciate the hard work put into them!
Sighing, he said; "Uh, Labyrinth, the answer is 'negation'. We got side-tracked there for a bit."
One hallway in front of them glowed with the answer. Without another word, they quickly speed-walked down the passage-way.
#past alder: don't mind me as i use headcanons as a way of remembering my math haha#present alder: WHEW THIS WAS FROM MONTHS AGO GUYS NO JOKE THIS WAS MY MATH HOMEWORK. NO NUMBERS. ONLY LOGIC PROBLEMS. (ngl it was kinda fun#anyway pythagoras is considered to be an apollo kid so easter egg for u there#and OLD hestia has been said (i believe- don't quote me) to be associated with construction soooo math queen hestia beloved#toa headcanons#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#pjo apollo#toa apollo#meg mccaffrey#grover underwood#the burning maze#toa herophile
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of course he has a Wolverine Christmas sweater
#comic: Petpool (2024) 1#did this entire comic kinda suck#yes no question to it#a comic rated Parental Advisory#but with jokes that only a 4 year old could find funny#if you think finding a pile of shit on the ground is funny#then you’ll love this entire comic#because that’s the only joke and they do it SO MANY TIMES#marvel I want my $7 back#deadpool#comics#marvel#petpool#wolverine#poolverine
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Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Killer Sans#Kross ship#(Kinda. It's up to interpretation)#Long post#I'm so sorry I didn't mean for it to be THIS much#I started this like a week ago -A-#Lies down and lets out a long howl it's finisheeeeeed#I could have just drawn them spooning and written the rest but noooo I love to do things the hard way#Anyway I think they should be bed buddies#The company helps Cross relax enough to sleep and the touch helps knock Killer out#Cross has to be big spoon because otherwise Killer's soul gets squished and it's too uncomfortable to sleep#Also I realised Cross and Nightmare are the only two in the castle who didn't have knock knock jokes in their backstory#I like to imagine Nightmare has had similar confusing interactions with at least one of them#Cross probably spends the rest of the day panicked that he overstepped a boundary or the others will make fun of him#Not realising that Dust and Horror have fallen asleep together many times#Or that Killer hasn't slept properly in weeks and he's in heaven#I'm NOT drawing a follow up so just imagine Killer coming to Cross's room the next night and finding every excuse to stay#Because he wants it to happen again but he has no idea how to ask (and also Cross seems kinda awkward about it)#Absolutely terrified that I spent my whole week off working on this and it might be not that great so I hope at least one person likes this
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guess who’s sick
n not the cool sick i mean actually sick
i am NOT doing good LETS SEE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN YEAHHHH💪💪💪💪 they love me
ANYWAYYYYY jokes uhhh here’s bill n my billsona
next part of roomie cipher should be coming out maybe tomorrow btw
also like don’t listen to me i’m like running on 0 hours of sleep i’m LOSINGGG ITTTT
#but likeeee my billsona is so fun to draw i thinks YIPPE#lmao srry my body hates me#I AM GODS WEAKEST WARRIOR PDHSKFVDSG#i’m being like so fr actually i’ve had pneumonia like 3 times already#GOING FOR NUMBER 4 LETS SEE IF I SURVIVE#JOKING BTW sowwy#mental health n physical health r NOTTTT DOING GOOD RN LMAOO#OH MY GODDDDD SHUT UPPPPP ME 🙄🙄🙄#i’m only kinda losing it#ANYWAY WATCH THE MOVIE THREE MEN AND A BABY ITS SO GOOD ITS SO CUTE#gravity falls#bill cipher#billsona#the book of bill#squidflavoredsoup
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not so tall now are you
#ninjago#jaya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay walker#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15#and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella#but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing#i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already#i hate side profiles oh my lawrd#my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me#you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot#thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference#i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design#is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob#but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable….#my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say#so i forgive her#i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO#im new to postings pls#aphid artisms
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The future never forgets the events that shaped it The past awaits for better times to come
#something something parallels idk#I just think the way 17yo pearl is always talking about wanting things to change and to grow up because capcom doesnt know what to do w/ he#(besides ´´haha teenager likes shopping´ jokes)#combined by the fact Athena kinda has nothing going post DD because the writers wanted to make it the apollo and phoenix game#could serve as an accidental setting for a young adult discovery+healing from trauma plotline/theme#combined with the ever familiar parallel of being an oversheltered and somewhat pampered kids who lost everything they ever knew#due to a traumatic event and were then forced to an abrupt change from having no freedom to having no idea of anything#but the only thing unchanged is having no autonomy in the situation itself#could serve for something real cool yknow?#(that last bit is ever familiar to us pearlthena fans)#(yes this is ship art (im aroace all my shipart is characters just hanging out or being in agony together))#(no there is no middle ground(i have so much ship art ideas that are just character chatting(and then not ship art that is the same(idk))))#ace attorney#pearl fey#athena cykes#pearlthena#my art#artists on tumblr#illistration#dual destinies spoilers#aa5 spoilers#aa2 spoilers#long as fuck tags boi
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This is the story of a woman named Mariella
TW: BLOOD AND MISSING ARMS
aaaand a couple doodls
ignorance is bliss
@blackkatdraws
#ignorance is bliss#again#omg a quote that i love so much#and in my headcanon (cause i know very little of her lore) fits her really well#being playful and still smiling after all the horrible things that place is#forgot her red eyes too#there is some symbolism behind that i know it#still smiling even if not genuine after all that it's really interesting#and how she sometimes prefers to take things lightly or as a joke#imo is a coping mechanism#like she chooses to be ignorant to a lot of things#im not sure i think she represents kinda what Stanley can turn like in the future#i could be wrong#i also love how in contrast Stanley is with her#Stanley IS aware#the eyes drawing u did that stanley is the ONLY ONE seeing them#symbolism? idk#canon or not is cool#okay im going insane#tsp stanley#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp fanart#tsp mariella#:3#tspud#stanley parable#the stanley parable
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in honor of pride month, here's percy begrudgingly admitting he thinks ares is handsome after giving him the most unflattering description
#this is the funniest bi!percy moment to me#why was it necessary to inform the audience that the man u just described was handsome percy 🤨#anyway thing i miss most abt percy is how he used to be amazed by everyone's beauty all the time in pjo#another causality we lost in the war#<- a joke that's incredibly funny to me bc i'm referring to rick deciding percy can only comment on annabeth now#but it also happened after the literal war and therefore seems kinda sad lol#percy jackson#pride#percy jackson is bisexual#percy#min talks pjo
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I love how the fandom collectively agrees that Cho sam is either a wholesome bean that must be protected at all cost, or a normal dude with no(?) personality whatsoever outside of being normal. ( Maybe he's more of a troublemaker idk, but atleast he's less worse than chung myung heh-)
And whether you think he's confident or not, You just know he'll be scared shitless of what ever the fuck is going on in Mount Hua Sect.
Anyhow, no matter what cho sam's interpretation in your mind, I need more fics, and art of him- PLEASSE🙏🙏🙏
#Also i love the fact that the fans headcanon cho sam as the guy who used to dream of chung myung PBBS life#It kinda explains why Cho sam was sleeping at the beginning of ROTMHS chapter 1#It's obvious that biga-nim haven't thought much about cho sam's stories- because bruh- why would they?#The only time we ever get a mention of cho sam is a joke of “Chung Myung used to be a beggar tehee” at chapter 400-500+ i forgorwhat chapte#But i know it was never brought up again after that#The fans however? Oh yeah THEY COOKIN IT ALRIGHT#I fr love your headcanons like pls tell me more sister👀👀👁️👁️#I NEED IT IN MYMIND#I NEED ITINMY SOUL#LIKE YALL MADE HIM SUCH A CUTIE PIE IN THE FANFICS I NEED MORE OF IT PLEASSSSSEEE#There are too little fanfics about cho sam AND IM GOING TO SCREAM#PLS I BEG OF YOU I NEED MORW OF HIM#IDEAS? PLS I RAGHAGF#return of the blossoming blade#return of the mount hua sect#rotmhs#rotbb#chung myung#cheong myeong
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It's exam week and I am coping by drawing the beloved caterpillar
#welcome home#rel'sart#howdy pillar#barnaby b beagle#welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#howdy x barnaby#NGL they r kinda cute I can see them work JSDJSDDF#what's the ship name for them huhu#beaglepillar#Barnaby being Howdy's fav and most loyal customer <333#Howdy being the only one laughing at Barnaby's jokes even if they annoy everyone else <33#KSKSJSKJSDJK
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