#is this a joke? only kinda
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family tea party.
(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)
#elden ring#radagon of the golden order#queen marika the eternal#believe it or not this is ship art#my conspiracy theory is that he took advantage of Messmer being sealed and Godwyn death to slowly ursurp Marika#since those two command the two largest armies that were loyal to her just after Godfrey’s#in an misguided attempt to ease her burden. like oh if I’m in charge you won’t be sad again :) kinda way#also lowkey alienating Miq and Mal from their mother#so he’ll be the only one Marika can lean on. but joke is on him she dragged him down with her too alright#I can’t write another essay on this so pls just take the art#they r so funny in my head now#messmer the impaler#albi’s art
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in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...
(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)
#twst is not an otome!!!#ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol#i don't play enough games to know another character#honorary love interest fr (he's close enough)#this is all for jokes btw lmao#mystic messenger#obey me#lovebrush chronicles#for all time#tears of themis#mr. love queen's choice#love and deepspace#jumin han#lucifer obey me#lucien#malleus draconia#clarence clayden#zayne
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I love your repeated use of the "live x reaction" joke /genuine
I won’t stop till I get every fnaf character doing this
#ask reply#TBH I kinda did it on a whim the first time#just to add to the Michael pixel head joke#BUT NOW I can’t help but slip it on when I can#only have 3 of these so far#eventually there will probably be more#who will be next? who knows…
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For the council's consideration: neve's romance torment vortex 2
#she goes thru it with one partner so why not two#datv#neve gallus#bellara lutare#rook#nevellara#whats the trio name?#idk#nevellarook#?#neve x bellara x rook#neve x bellara#neve x rook#the real joke is the elves are about to unionize#veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#shadow dragon rook#the lets minrathous burn btw#oop#i kinda made them look super milfy here but theyre only a lil older then neve#issra mercar
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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gravity falls hyperfixation so bad that i started drawing the divorce in crayon
#i lied i can draw boys but only when i want to and only when they are old me#men#im joking on the crayon part too its wax pastels#which is kinda the same as crayons#but fancier#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls spoilers#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#gravity falls fanart#sorry followers this isn’t your usual meal but bare with me im going insane over these two#chicken doodles#wax pastel#crayon#🖍️#gravity falls book#bill cipher x ford
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Somebody please remind Joel he has a wife that he's comfortable being shipped with so he can STOP SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH MEN
#A STATUE OF HIMSELF AND JIMMY?!#HE ONLY GIVES NECK KISSES TO ETHO?!?! WASN'T NECK KISSES A SMALLIDARITY JOKE FIRST??#Somebody tell this man to shut the hell up /aff#He wants me dead fr#Anyways I'm normal about them#smalletho#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#zombiecleo#God bless them for she puts up with so much#solidaritygaming#hermitshipping#Kinda??? I don't know anymore man#posts-it notes
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Concept: In The Burning Maze, I think it would have been cool if one of the crossword puzzles in the labyrinth had been a mathematical equation.
Specifically, a mathematical equation on mathematical logic, such as negations.
Why? Because Apollo is the god of mathematics and I think it would be funny if Grover and Meg were standing there, staring with horror at:
~(~(p^q))
"What is this nonsense?" Asks Meg, a literal sixth grader who has never before encountered college-level math.
"I...I don't know!" Responds Grover, anxiously wringing his hands. He also has never come across something like this before. "I never went to high school!"
"Is it code for something?"
"The little carrot there looks kinda like a Greek Delta- is Daedalus related somehow?"
"A carrot-what?"
"The carrot!" Grover points at the symbol between the 'p' and 'q'. "It looks like the Delta symbol!"
"Oooh. Okay."
The sentence below the odd thing reads;
Solve my riddle,
Or play second fiddle,
You can find me in education,
For I am the ________!
"...What does that mean?" Grover whimpers.
Meg looks stumped.
"...negation," Apollo's staring at the strange equation. "'Solve my riddle, or play second fiddle. You can find me in education, for I am the negation!'. That's the missing word in the rhyme."
They stare at him. "How do you know that?" Grover bewilderedly asks. "It makes no sense!"
"Math logic," Apollo simply says. "This particular one is...about first, second-year level in college, I'd say."
Grover closes his eyes, muttering; "No wonder I couldn't solve it." as Meg stares first at the equation, then at Apollo.
"What even is a negation?"
"That," Apollo points to the squiggly lines. "It cancels the truth values out, giving you the opposite of what's inside the parathesis."
"...What?"
Apollo huffs. "The 'p' and 'q' both represent something, like two parts of a sentence. The carrot can be upside-down or right-side-up, representing 'or' or 'and' in that sentence."
"Which way is up when?" Grover looked to be on the verge of tears as the realization math did not, in fact, end with numbers or numbers and letters.
"Uh..." Apollo made a 'V' with his hands. "If it's like this, it's 'or'. If it's like this," he made a tiny pyramid with his hands. "It's 'and'. Imagine a line through the center, like an 'A'. That's 'and'."
Grover rubbed at his eyes. "Too much," he whimpered. "Too much."
Apollo gave him an awkward pat on the shoulder. "In this case," he said. "It's saying 'and'. The negation, well, negates their values, so it becomes-" he pats his pants and looks in his pockets. "Anyone have a pen and paper...?"
Blank looks met his. "Okay, then...then just imagine a squiggly line in front of the 'p' and 'q'. That's what the first negation does. Then the second one negates that negation, taking the squiggly lines away."
Breathing in, he finished with; "So our mathematical answer would be, 'p and q', written with the carrot right-side-up- like the 'A'."
The tunnel was silent.
Then it was broken. "How do you know all that?" Meg demanded, looking extremely confused. "That makes no sense. I thought there were numbers."
"There are," Apollo patiently explained. "But this is a logic problem, and they don't do numbers."
"Never before have I been grateful to not to have to go to college," Grover rubbed at his temples. "Algebra was bad enough. Now this?"
"Hey!" Apollo looked slightly offended. "It's all quite fun, really, when you figure it out! Besides, we didn't even have to solve it!"
"Then why did you?" Meg asked.
Apollo stared at her. "Because you asked me too-!"
"Nope." She blew a raspberry. "None of us did."
He closed his eyes, as if praying for mercy.
"Anyway," Apollo gave both of them the stink-eye. "Math and music were quite intertwined back in the day, so the Muses and I are quite adept at it- Thalia's the geometry queen, and whatever you do, do not say 'Bet you can't solve this in a minute' to Urania. She will make you look stupid."
"Bet that's not hard."
"Oh, shut up."
insert cackle from Meg
"ANYWAY," Apollo gives her the stink-eye. "Ancient Greece was a breeding ground for mathematical minds- Pythagoras, for one, who was my son to boot! Even Hestia enjoys looking over Hephaestus's construction equations in her spare time."
The other two stared at him, as if shocked the gods would find math, of all things, fun.
Apollo awkwardly glanced away from them. He didn't know what their reactions would be if he told them of the many contributions he has made to the world of mathematics. For some reason, silly mortals didn't seem to appreciate the hard work put into them!
Sighing, he said; "Uh, Labyrinth, the answer is 'negation'. We got side-tracked there for a bit."
One hallway in front of them glowed with the answer. Without another word, they quickly speed-walked down the passage-way.
#past alder: don't mind me as i use headcanons as a way of remembering my math haha#present alder: WHEW THIS WAS FROM MONTHS AGO GUYS NO JOKE THIS WAS MY MATH HOMEWORK. NO NUMBERS. ONLY LOGIC PROBLEMS. (ngl it was kinda fun#anyway pythagoras is considered to be an apollo kid so easter egg for u there#and OLD hestia has been said (i believe- don't quote me) to be associated with construction soooo math queen hestia beloved#toa headcanons#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#pjo apollo#toa apollo#meg mccaffrey#grover underwood#the burning maze#toa herophile
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💒 pt. 5
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#is picking ryuji to do it kinda random maybe but I have a funny joke I swear#it's prolly gonna only be funny in my head but I haven't bullied daigo in awhile so#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#nishikiyama akira#sawamura haruka#dojima daigo#mine yoshitaka#goda ryuji#my art
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I love how the fandom collectively agrees that Cho sam is either a wholesome bean that must be protected at all cost, or a normal dude with no(?) personality whatsoever outside of being normal. ( Maybe he's more of a troublemaker idk, but atleast he's less worse than chung myung heh-)
And whether you think he's confident or not, You just know he'll be scared shitless of what ever the fuck is going on in Mount Hua Sect.
Anyhow, no matter what cho sam's interpretation in your mind, I need more fics, and art of him- PLEASSE🙏🙏🙏
#Also i love the fact that the fans headcanon cho sam as the guy who used to dream of chung myung PBBS life#It kinda explains why Cho sam was sleeping at the beginning of ROTMHS chapter 1#It's obvious that biga-nim haven't thought much about cho sam's stories- because bruh- why would they?#The only time we ever get a mention of cho sam is a joke of “Chung Myung used to be a beggar tehee” at chapter 400-500+ i forgorwhat chapte#But i know it was never brought up again after that#The fans however? Oh yeah THEY COOKIN IT ALRIGHT#I fr love your headcanons like pls tell me more sister👀👀👁️👁️#I NEED IT IN MYMIND#I NEED ITINMY SOUL#LIKE YALL MADE HIM SUCH A CUTIE PIE IN THE FANFICS I NEED MORE OF IT PLEASSSSSEEE#There are too little fanfics about cho sam AND IM GOING TO SCREAM#PLS I BEG OF YOU I NEED MORW OF HIM#IDEAS? PLS I RAGHAGF#return of the blossoming blade#return of the mount hua sect#rotmhs#rotbb#chung myung#cheong myeong
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of course he has a Wolverine Christmas sweater
#comic: Petpool (2024) 1#did this entire comic kinda suck#yes no question to it#a comic rated Parental Advisory#but with jokes that only a 4 year old could find funny#if you think finding a pile of shit on the ground is funny#then you’ll love this entire comic#because that’s the only joke and they do it SO MANY TIMES#marvel I want my $7 back#deadpool#comics#marvel#petpool#wolverine#poolverine
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Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Killer Sans#Kross ship#(Kinda. It's up to interpretation)#Long post#I'm so sorry I didn't mean for it to be THIS much#I started this like a week ago -A-#Lies down and lets out a long howl it's finisheeeeeed#I could have just drawn them spooning and written the rest but noooo I love to do things the hard way#Anyway I think they should be bed buddies#The company helps Cross relax enough to sleep and the touch helps knock Killer out#Cross has to be big spoon because otherwise Killer's soul gets squished and it's too uncomfortable to sleep#Also I realised Cross and Nightmare are the only two in the castle who didn't have knock knock jokes in their backstory#I like to imagine Nightmare has had similar confusing interactions with at least one of them#Cross probably spends the rest of the day panicked that he overstepped a boundary or the others will make fun of him#Not realising that Dust and Horror have fallen asleep together many times#Or that Killer hasn't slept properly in weeks and he's in heaven#I'm NOT drawing a follow up so just imagine Killer coming to Cross's room the next night and finding every excuse to stay#Because he wants it to happen again but he has no idea how to ask (and also Cross seems kinda awkward about it)#Absolutely terrified that I spent my whole week off working on this and it might be not that great so I hope at least one person likes this
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sonic movie monkey paw: knuckles is more popular now than he was prior to 2022 but it's movie knuckles and his character is still misunderstood
#DON'T TAKE THIS AS ME HATING MOVIE KNUCKLES BECAUSE I THINK HE'S CUTE SOMETIMES BUT THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT MAKE ME SO ANGRY#and this is from someone who is like... emotionally attached to boom knuckles and who really liked movie knuckles AT FIRST#but I also am kinda blinded by “any knuckles is good enough knuckles to me” because I like him a lot...#I feel like with movie knuckles they have no idea what to do with him#he got his big intro story and now they don't even know what to do#repetitive jokes with the same lines#idk gahhh wish i could better articulate myself#I don't want it to seem like i HATE movie knuckles because I don't!!#but do I think knuckles needs to be more like movie knuckles? LESS PROBABLY??#the only thing that stands out about movie knuckles I like is that he seems like a total foodie that guy likes to eat lol#but otherwise....... no#god knuckles is so complex.... and interesting and it feels like movie knuckles took one side of knuckles#misunderstood it and ran with it#the difference with him and boom knuckles to me is that everyone in boom is stupid#no one takes boom seriously it's not a serious thing???#movies?? it's way more serious than boom and yet?? knuckles 9/10 times is the “I only know how to hit things and fuck up” joke ??#idk#PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE#like hear me out I'll take any knuckles content I can get ALWAYS but grahhhhhhhh don't let this impact him please!!! I really don't like it
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guess who’s sick
n not the cool sick i mean actually sick
i am NOT doing good LETS SEE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN YEAHHHH💪💪💪💪 they love me
ANYWAYYYYY jokes uhhh here’s bill n my billsona
next part of roomie cipher should be coming out maybe tomorrow btw
also like don’t listen to me i’m like running on 0 hours of sleep i’m LOSINGGG ITTTT
#but likeeee my billsona is so fun to draw i thinks YIPPE#lmao srry my body hates me#I AM GODS WEAKEST WARRIOR PDHSKFVDSG#i’m being like so fr actually i’ve had pneumonia like 3 times already#GOING FOR NUMBER 4 LETS SEE IF I SURVIVE#JOKING BTW sowwy#mental health n physical health r NOTTTT DOING GOOD RN LMAOO#OH MY GODDDDD SHUT UPPPPP ME 🙄🙄🙄#i’m only kinda losing it#ANYWAY WATCH THE MOVIE THREE MEN AND A BABY ITS SO GOOD ITS SO CUTE#gravity falls#bill cipher#billsona#the book of bill#squidflavoredsoup
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not so tall now are you
#ninjago#jaya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay walker#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15#and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella#but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing#i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already#i hate side profiles oh my lawrd#my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me#you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot#thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference#i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design#is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob#but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable….#my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say#so i forgive her#i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO#im new to postings pls#aphid artisms
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Audio is from oso-san s1 ep20 🫡
#hatoful boyfriend#holiday star#nanaki kazuaki#hiyoko tosaka#ryouta kawara#hitori uzune#okosan#shuu iwamine#sakuya le bel shirogane#yuuya sakazaki#miru and kaku#tw implied cannibalism#orz i had the idea for this forever ago but only got around to it now#how i got to this joke is such a rabbit hole#but also it kinda writes itself i dont think i need to explain#ermmmm ok bye!
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