#lmao srry my body hates me

[squidflavoredsoup]

guess who’s sick

n not the cool sick i mean actually sick

i am NOT doing good LETS SEE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN YEAHHHH💪💪💪💪 they love me

ANYWAYYYYY jokes uhhh here’s bill n my billsona

next part of roomie cipher should be coming out maybe tomorrow btw

also like don’t listen to me i’m like running on 0 hours of sleep i’m LOSINGGG ITTTT

[lunas-side-anime-blog]

Modern College Student/BF Eren Yeager Headcanons

Armin version: HERE

Changed his major so. many. times.

Tried premed bc of his dad but then realized he had to take a lot of math and was like “lol no”

Was a business major for a bit but he didn’t have enough tact or strategy so dropped that pretty quick

Philosophy was next but he has such black and white way of thinking, he always got into arguments with the professors

Ethics was ruled out after like a week bc of…well, obvious reasons

Joined Armin’s major for like a month but it took so much studying and memory that he quit

Tried psych with Mikasa but yeah every teacher kept telling him to go to therapy??? And he was like “no thank you.”

Eventually i think he will land in something like sport communication or management, bc the competition really gets him fired up and he’s only good at something if he’s passionate about it

also feel like he’d be a college athlete with some scholarships so yeah, it makes sense

Not a great student tbh

Type of bitch to say “c’s get degrees.”

Really its only his public speaking skills that are keeping his grade afloat bc his presentations are sooo hype and get the class all inspired n shit

His essays and quizzes tho? Yeah, not so good

Bad at attending classes too, for sure will be like “srry my grandma died.”

And the teacher is just like “you’ve used that excuse already?twice??"

And hes just like “ugh fine you got me, I was tired and hungover”

Def tried to join a frat but Armin and Mikasa threatened to not be friends with him 

Still hangs with the frat boys a lot and is always partying with them

Pregames wayyy too hard tho, wasted before the party even starts

Unironically dances to lmfao and pitbull at college parties like “party rockers” is his fucking jam

Casual pothead, has a bong he def like nicknamed the “titan” cuz it’s so fucking huge

Will share his stash with you but like next time you got alc or bud just know he’s hitting that shit

High Eren is just really philosophical about freedom but with the munchies

Diet consists of instant ramen, mcdonalds and box mac n cheese, probably alot of redulls too

Thank god he’s athletic w a high metabolism 

Is fucking rocking the man bun and will fight you if you say otherwise

Games often with Jean, Conny and Sasha

Rage quits all the time and yes, Jean has recorded most of them for blackmail

Still uses snapchat streaks and will be so salty if one of his friends broke it

“You know nothing of loyalty. It’s one snap a day! How fucking hard was that?”  

Smells like irish spring body wash, old spice deodorant and weed

Also mint? I feel like he’s always chewing gum

One of those smokers who think he can just splash cold water on his face and chew on some gum and it wouldn’t be obvious that he’s high af

Carmex lip balm is the only slightly self care item he owns

Really into anime, loves the boss fights

I feel like he’d really like Naruto, Demon Slayer, Bnha or jojo’s bizarre adventure

You know anything with a lot of fights or training 

Ppl say he’d like Deathnote bc light but honestly I think he would get lost with all the twists and be like “why tf aren’t ppl just punching each other???”

Loves rap if he’s feeling good or screamo if he’s angry, like there's no in between lmao 

For sure listens to his music way too loud even with air pods

“Max volume isn’t enough, I wanna fuck the song” type of dude

I feel like him and Conny at one point prob tried to make a youtube channel where they like react to stuff 

Jean is the top commenter…..too bad it’s hate comments lol

Is one of those guys who has such a high body temp that even if it’s like december and snowing out, he’s still in basketball shorts and a short sleeve shirt 

Progressive bc Armin taught him how sex doesn’t equal gender, and pronouns are to be respected

Still a dick tho

“He’s such a fucking- wait hold up what are your pronouns?  They? K cool was just gonna talk shit about you but wanted to be respectful about it, thanks.”  goes back to his other conversation like, “They are such a fucking worthless cunt.”

As your bf

Probably met off tinder or something bc he is just a fuckboy looking to get his dick wet

But after fucking he just keeps hanging out with you? Or like if u get ur period or don't feel like sex he’s like, “it’s okay we can just watch a movie or something😀”

So ur not quite sure if you guys are fuckbuddies or not?

It becomes kinda obvious tho if he like ever sees you with another guy and gets all up in his face like “wtf are u doing with my girl/boy?”

U guys don’t have a clear anniversary bc he never asked u to be his, it was just kinda silently agreed upon?

Clingy lil bitch after sex like will follow u to the bathroom if u let him

Needs to shower with you, otherwise you both aint showering cuz he will turn off the water 

“Now we both stinky, bitch.”

Gives me the vibe of a guy who learned sex stuff thru porn

He goes really hard, fast and will put you in crazy positions

If u have a vagina you prob will have to like teach him about clit stimulation and literally take his hand and lead it there, he’s a fast learner though 

Will pull your hair but if you dare pull his?

He'll flip you over and spank you 

Wants sooo bad to be called daddy, up to you though if u wanna call him that but you can tell he tries to lead you to say it sometimes

Not really controlling or anything, actually loves an independent partner who has their own goals 

Is insanely jealous though, the only time he’s all up on you is if he thinks another guy is trying to get on you

If you fight tbh I think Eren can be a lil brat but I think he always has a time limit 

Like..he’s the type of guy that has about three days in him of being an asshole or being in silent treatment mode before he just breaks and knocks on your door begging for forgiveness

A little toxic but again, more so about others than actually controlling you

The type to start a fight in your insta comments if anyone other than him or your besties call you hot

Will try to be cool and say “wear whatever you want, I can fight”

And he will but like will he also cry later? Yes. 

Dates with him aren’t really dates? I think his love language is quality time so he’s the type to just try to hang out and make everything a lil “date”

Lots of late night car rides where you guys just talk and share songs (also car sex if ur up to it), lazy days where you two watch movies and cuddle in bed, also I think he’s the type of bf to try to tag along with you everywhere you go and offer to get you food afterwards

Only for like birthdays or anniversaires will he try to take you out for a fancy dinner, even then you might have to drop hints that you want a nice date bc honestly he’s totally okay getting mdconalds with you and pigging out

Overall he’s kinda a scary dog privellage as a boyfriend

Whose mainly all bark and no bite

(mostly)

Fav nicknames: Babe, babygir/babyboy, sexy, shortie 

Songs that fit the vibe: 505 by Arctic Monkeys, Cherry Waves by Deftones, Daddy Issues by the Neighbourhood

“I’d probably still adore you wth your hands around my neck”

“I’ll swim down with you, is that what you want?” 

“I tell you that I’m thinking about, whatever you’re thinking about”

[talisidekick]

Thanks for being so compassionate! As someone who's had to defend himself from assault pre transition and assault and attempted trafficking during transition which has contributed to some agoraphobia centered on thoughts like "damn, wasn't safe off T not safe on it", it's been rlly scary seeing ppl shrug off how transmascs are endangered in real life in service of discrediting transandro discourse. Cool seeing who's really real I guess????? anyways hope you're well and warm. Srry about my run on sentence lmao

There is absolutely nothing to apologize for. We only get to see one side publically, and that's pretty much just trans women issues. Media likes to cover just us. I rarely see news stories about just trans men. We don't see the stories about trans men getting stalked or followed around in stores by total strangers, getting attacked in public, rarely a mention if a trans man gets killed. It's happening but you don't see it. You don't see a flood of forum posts about the constant dismissal of, unique brand of hatred around, or the types of dangers faced by trans men.

My introduction to questioning my gender was actually FROM transandrophobia. The reason for this is I've had more of a curvy figure since ... well forever, even though my body was producing T on it's own. I got A LOT of compliments on it by pretty much all my friends (which were mostly girls, and yes that probably should have been a sign but I'm a bit thick sometimes, okay?) because I was "unconventionally sexy" because of it. I'm now remembering I do have a shirtless picture somewhere from before I was on HRT ... I'll work up the nerve to show that at some point to prove that point. Anywho, because of this, a random ass stranger had been following me as I went to grab a few things from a walmart after my shift. It was weird as fuck. Uncomfortably close, constantly looking at me but not what they were pretending to, and I kind of knew this dick was waiting until there was no one in the aisle before pulling something. I'd been mugged before at 14 and 15 so at 24 I was kind of like "I'm not getting stabbed in a damn Walmart" and just made sure to be quick. I got out of the store and met up with some old work friends and just let them know someone was following me and I wanted to wait them out. Props to my friends at the time, they bullseyed the dude (to be fair he wasn't being stealthy) and called him out. And he yelled back "You'll never be a real man" to me. My friends laughed at him because as far as we all knew, I was cis. But this would happen two more times in the same week. A lady would tell me I shouldn't be doing "this" to myself with a full body gesture, and that god "loves" me; and a college colleague flat out dismissed my concerns on something because "only a real man would need to worry about that". It got me wondering if this was a new fad, to hate on someones manliness, and upon looking that up I learned about what exactly transgender meant, the experiences of trans men and women (just a bit on women, my concern was on trans men at the time), and thought it was kind of cool there were people who'd know two sides to the gender spectrum. But it must SUCK to have to go through the bullshit I did and actually be affected by it. Like, no one has any right to tell another man they're less of one.

This whole situation would actually come back to help me 2 years later in finding myself. I'd only really looked up trans men and curiosity mid covid lock down would lead me to look up non-binary and then trans women. However, transandrophobia is how I, a trans woman, got her start. So it boils my blood when I see people talk about T being toxic or trans men having it easier. It shows a complete lack of understanding and a lack of acceptance and willingness to empathize. Trans men and trans mascs have different issues, that doesn't make them lesser, and while those issues may not affect me, it doesn't make it less of my problem to help deal with where I can. I know certain issues I'll have no experience on, no idea how to help, but that doesn't mean I can't still offer to be support. Everyone should be doing the same, and shame on those who aren't.

You deserve equal treatment and support in your fight for it, not dismissal. Those that dismiss the issues of trans men aren't allies, they're transphobes. And fuck transphobes.

[baahsu]

HIII BAHH SRRY FOR DISINTEGRATING FOR A FEW DAYS OPLA HAD MOMENTARILY CONSUMED EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING

HOWEVER this has been sitting, unfinished, in my vscest doc for a while now so i decided to finish it up. here u go eat up friend :]] oh yeah angst warning at the beginning btw:

so. lies on the floor. ichiji deserves to get fucked stupid after having a bad day and im thinking abt him w yonji rn so. :)

emotions regained/vs bros redemption ichiji having that almost subtle kinda self hatred one day- (bc in emotions regained aus all the brothers are chronically mentally ill, they're so traumatized its painful :,D) -not the kind that makes you wanna scream or cry or throw up, instead the kind that makes your heart go a little faster than normal and that makes your skin crawl and makes you feel sick for being alive. the kind that builds and builds until it's too much.

yonji (the most *emotionally* intelligent one out of 124ji, methinks) eventually notices smthns wrong and asks ichi abt it and ichiji just Breaks. like he pauses, crumples into a ball, and starts pulling his hair and venting about how he feels so disgusting and unworthy of love and how he wants to rip his skin off for something new and he hates this he hates this he hates this he hates himself

and yonji LISTENS to him. he listens with a frown until ichi is fucking winded, hyperventilating, and sweating with frustrated tears in his eyes. and then yonji hits him with the

"What do you need me to do, Ichiji?"

then ichi just stops shaking (and breathing) entirely for a moment as the question registers b4 his shaking slowly starts up again and his bottom lip starts trembling and he slowly looks up at yonji with big ole watery eyes and shakily signals him over to cuddle and theybpagaufuafuaf!!!!

the two of em lying down w yonji holding ichiji tight against his chest- one hand/arm curled around chijis lower back while the other is running through his hair and ichis just curling around yonji like a koala. he buries his face in yonjis neck and is constantly mumbling "im sorry" and yonji says "theres nothing to apologize for" each and every time back, proving his point by pressing a kiss to a different part of ichiji each time.

this continues on until ichiji stops crying and calms down. then he thanks yonji by sitting up slowly and holding yonjis face in his hands and kissing him *so* gently.

^ idk maybe its just me but i feel like out of all the vs siblings ichiji would have the hardest time being gentle. sanji always has been, reiju *secretly* always has been, yonji *had* to learn to be (even when he was still emotionless) bc of his strength (and therefore it came somewhat easily to him when he got emotions), nijis always been a giant fucking tsundere so even though hes an ass about 90% of the time, he does have the capability to at least sit and listen and take care of someone he loves (especially after regaining emotions, the percentile changes from 90/10 to 50/50 then lmao), but ichiji?? the perfect, emotionless soldier, even after getting fixed??? practically unheard of.

so when he pulls THIS shit???

it makes yonjis libido go WHAM. like that mf went redder than chijis hair. might as well been a cartoon character with the way he practically started floating as his eyes turned into hearts

THEN. then that gentle kiss delvesssss

ichiji getting lost in his emotions, leading him to grab yonjis face so *desperately* and straddle his hips/lap and kiss him thru tears.. n yonjis there half dumbstruck half horny, grinding on ichis ass while the hands once petting his hair and stroking his back to soothe him move to squeeze at it bc holy shiiit what is happening rn yonji cant compute. do u see the vision 🙈🙈

then, SHOCKINGLY, (/sarc) they fuck each other stupid. like STUPID stupid. so stupid that when 023 find them in the morning they straight up think the two were jumped in an alley together or smthn with how marked up their bodies were n shit (but they figure it out real quick once they see how badly ichiji was limping :]) ((tho if you asked me personally yonji wasnt exactly walking straight either :]])) (((they are both switches :]]])))

AND SCENE. i wrote abt both ichiniji and yoniji b4 this so now the 124ji circle is complete lmao. i need more soft ichiji in my life and if theres no one to provide i shall make it myself :)) -J.J

Honestly relatable, I can't stop thinking about opla since the day I watched it lol it was so good and I want to rewatch it already

But back to vcest 👀

Ichiji being emotionally stunted after getting his emotions back is a concept that's always at the back of my mind but I never put too much thought into it, but now I'm 👀

I see him as trying to keep himself, and the others, together, he doesn't let his emotions run freely, he tries not to let them take the better of him else he might go down and spiral of self hatred and guilt, so he puts his energy into looking after the others and trying to come up with a plan to get them out of judge's grasp

It takes a toll on him of course, his repressed emotions keep building up and he feels himself going insane and with no way to vent

When yonji catches him like this, on the verge of panicking, he finally let's go and it feels so good and so freeing for once. Yonji's rock solid, he embraces him, takes his whole body into strong arms and makes him feel safe, and he doesn't budge, he lets ichiji cry against his shoulder until he's satisfied and spent

Ichiji's tired but tries to show his gratitude with a kiss and yonji combusts. It's not every day that he has ichiji this pliant and soft and sweet sprawled in his lap and he wants to do so many things to him but his brain's all muddled and he doesn't know where to begin!!

Once he gets a hold of himself tho, it's over for ichiji, the strength he used to comfort him will now be used to ruim him

[sunnychuuya]

Pookie what the flip is this I'll answer them tho lmao at least I'll try it might be slightly venty so srry about thar

yea most of the time I geuss. They suck a little sometimes but they try their best and I love them

2. My gc with my besties to say gn

3. So. So. So fucking much.

4. Its been getting a lot better lately but some days I still feel actually sickened at the sight of my own body

5. Single..

6. Painlessly. Hopefully much much later.

7. Taco belllll

8. I did soccer for a year when I was 4 and I want to attempt figure skating at some point, I'm really good at goalie in alot of games though

9. No I have two fake teeth that stop me from doing that (lore drop!!)

10. Never been in a fight. Just one sided against me if I wasn't absolutely fucking terrified of getting in trouble I would've beaten the shit outta some people, I suppose the closest thing I ever got was in 5th grade some dude was a repeated bully of mine I can't remember what it was about this time but he fucking grabbed my arm and twisted it like this fucking close to breaking it and I tried to kick him in the balls and a teacher yelled at me 🥰 he had no consequences

11. I mean I'm a Lil confused. I just got out of my first ever real relationship and I'm still recovering tbh. But I had liked my friend for three years previously and I still love him alot but I can't tell if it's platonic or not. I think it is now?

12. O n l y 48 hrs?

13. I hate alot of people tbh but I kinda hate myself for hating them cuz that's normal

14.yea

15. MY SILLY PUPPIES (one is 11 years old)

16. Fucking terrified cuz I'm about to play the second episode of sally face

17. I still have my lip virginity bro

18. HELL SPAWN

19. Maybe. I kinda wanna be a little kid again but also it wasn't the greatest for me outside of my house so I don't even know.

20. bRO PELASE STOP I HAVENT-

21. Nothing lmao

22. Idk maybe someday. Probably one maximum 2

23. Basic ear piercings but God I want more

24. English and science.

25. Yes.

26. Physical touch I need to cuddle up with someone right now I genuinely feel like I'm dying

27. I mean yea and I feel horrendous about it it broke my heart too but it wasn't a healthy relationship and was fucking up both of us

28. YES IN FUCKING FIFTH GRADE- I SWEAR TK GOD- I don't think he understood but like bruh

29. Please you're making me want to grab a knife and take it to my stomach I didn't want too but it needed to happen.

30. Same as sai, the questiond about relationships but for a different reason like God I felt horrendous enough already

31. Sai how fuckin dare you I love u okay ur like super cool and fun and I feel if I met you irl I would've wanted to be friends with you too. But I'm pretty sure I am. I just still sometimes have trouble believing it.

32. OURPLE

33. Whaaat noooo- WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU-

34. Last one thar wasn't jusr black was about choso from jjk and it was really silly I'm such a fucking degenerate bro help me

35. My dog clifford

36. Yes oh fuck yes I do and it has given me some of my worst regrets in life

37. Forgive, barely ever turns out well tho.

38. I wish its sucked tbh

39. NEVAH

40. proly when I was like a baby

In skipping numbers too for my brain to work

51. Tacoss

52. I mean technically yes it does I could go into science but I'm sure thats not what you mean, but no I do not believe everything happens for a reason because of some higher power or whatever

53. Played sally face for an hour then texted some friends cuz I was too fucking scared to sleep

54. Fuck no

55. I try not to be

56. None

57. I dunno.

58. Rainy

59. Yesss

60. Yup

61. Yeess

62. Idk alot of things surprisingly anime/friends/kpop tho r all great and video games

63. I like my name but it doesn't always feel like it fits but there's nicknames that help :3

64. STOP THIS

65. Heyyy this happened to me. I politely turned him down and we r still besties I went to his house 2 weeks ago

66. Yes. Same friend. When I went to his house he snorted fun dip and I RANTED to him about kpop for 30 minutes even tho he knows nothing

67. OH FUCK WAIT ONE OF MY BESTIES ID A TRANS DUDE I FORGOT HE TECUNIXALLY COUNTS AS OPPOSITE SEX KINDA IDK CUZ SEX IS LIKE ??? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW IG HIM BUT IF WE DONT MEAN GENDER BUT SEX THEN THE SAME DUDE FROM THE LAST TWO

68. Deepest within the last month was a 3am sleepover chat with my bestie over how mha saved my life

69. Idk

70. Yea at least 10 ppl

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow totally understand if u don't feel like answering these btw they r kinda hard

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[rovskiawesomesauce]

HI. This is a test post, so its just gonna sit there- Im not too experienced in blogging so srry if its kinda boring, just hoping sw can relate or something.

SO. Today I went to a party w lots of people nd stuffed my big back mouth w cookies and empanadas (idk if there's a word for it in english- its like stuffed dough) so Im not having dinner today- Instead imma stay in my room nd watch a movie, or read, or play idk. OH right now Im reading 100000000 books, nd I usually tend to let em rot for weeks lmao. The last book I read was Girl Interrupted. Im reading Wuthering Heights (my mom's rec), Pride and Prejudice (literally started almost 2 years ago wth), The Name of The Wind (SO good, it's my brother's) and Before December (a wattpad book, gift from my friend. She literally wrote little messages on it-). Also for Philosophy we're probably gonna read a book too, but we gotta vote (Idk whether I should choose Metamorphosis or The Portrait of Dorian Gray).

Help Im yapping so much- its a test post soooo more yapping yay (say yay 🔫) Well, there's a lot of book stuff going on, so Im not gonna bore you anymore. Y'ALL THERE'S LIKE A STUDENT EXCHANGE TO GERMANY AT MY HIGH SCHOOL AND I DON'T KNOW IF MY FATHER WILL LET ME GO UGHH. My mother says she is 90% sure he will say yes. 90%?! THAT'S NOT SURE ENOUGH. So anyway, Im gonna lure him; I'll make him a sweet from my country he's been asking me to do for a long time hehe (used a translator here cuz I was lazy). Lmao the literally traduction to english is bacon of heaven (its NOT bacon, I swear-). OK time to yap about the exchange. I'll go to a rich town in Germany nd the germans will go to my goofy aah poor town yay, nd a month before the exchange we'll get our german's number so we can chat and get to know. Im so freaked out cuz what if she doesnt like me- WHAT IF SHE MURDERS ME AND HIDES MY BODY. So yea. Also Im VERY. VERY. Awkwards when it comes to social stuff. PEOPLE DONT GEIT IT RAAAAAH making friends is VERY challenging, nd I usually make friends just because of music tastes, or because of how rotted is my brain or wtv, but others are just like- "Hey, we're friends now. Yay, lets paint our nails nd flash our boobs! (help Im sorry-)" I cant do that. Oh god this blog is LONG. Appreciate if ur still here, hope my misery amuses you. Anyway. I hate my clothes. I need money for clothes, but if I spend it in clothes HOW DO I BUY MORE BOOKS (YES. MORE BOOKS.) Also my brother's a sweetheart, he gifted me a reading light (out of context). So yes. Ik its dumb, but its bugging me so much- And I dont wanna ask my parents for money cuz the exchange to Germany aint cheap.

I dont study shit. Like, I do my hw and pay attention nd all, but I dont study at all and all the subject is coming up on me- Mostly Biology, History.. The more theoric subjects, the others are easy. Dont take me wrong, Math is hell and I like Biology. It's just that studying Math is just doing LOTS of exercises, nd Biology is pure memory. SCHOOL. NO MORE SCHOOL. BURN IT DOWN NOW. Just realized tis is way too long-

bye

[dungeonbf]

THANKNU FOR TAGGING ME IN THA5 ONE POST HIII BTW SRRY FOR THE TYPOS LMAO. BUT HII! (This is @boykujou btw) I am here. I am pouncing on you. I am demanding you tell me the selfship thought that’s on ur mind right now. I KNOW you are thinking of something!

@boykujou HIII CLEO OMG tbh i’m thinking sooo hard about sociopathy… idk if you’ve watched jreg’s series “the mental illnesses” but it’s SO good and peak and based and ughhh. sociopathy my bf. so my s/i for “the mental illnesses” is ‘borderline schizophrenia’ - comorbid bpd and schizophrenia personified in one body - anyways sociopathy in canon is the literal worst person ever and he’d soooo be an asshole to bpdschizo like he’d be the worst… he finds out he’s bpdschizo’s favorite person and it feeds his ego so much, he’s SO ANNOYING. i hate him. i feel like gets used to having quem around, though, and eventually grows to genuinely feel for quem but it is a PROCESS. i hate sociopathy, i want to chew on him like a chew toy.

I’M ALSO THINKING ABOUT BIPOLAR AND SCHIZOPHRENIA… bipolar is soooo cute and i’m fully convinced my presence would fix him. schizophrenia, too, like i’m thinking offff maybe a polyship with schizophrenia and sociopathy? idk, i just love those three so MUCH, i’m insane about them. i want to kiss schizophrenia’s nose and hold him in my arms. my dynamic with schizophrenia is like. since my s/i is on the schizospectrum (irl i’m also on the schizospec! fun ancom fact of the day), they really understand each other and are able to comfort each other when they’re going through it. especially the negative symptoms of schizophrenia (avolition, anhedonia, etc.) bpdschizo and schizophrenia are able to try and motivate each other, yk?

i haven’t thought super in-depth about my dynamic with bipolar but i feel like they’re silly together. they relate a lot to each other (both disorders are medicated the same way! plus, bipolar disorder and schizospec disorders are similar due to psychosis AND as for the bpd aspects of bpdschizo, bipolar can relate as well due to similar mood swings in both disorders) does this make sense. they take their meds at the same time and they’re stupid and are like. wait let me try to narrate this out.

bpdschizo: omg.. we both take antipsychotics, that’s so cool!

bipolar: yeah! hey… you know what we should do?

[cut to a montage scene of them trying each other’s different meds and making out]

do you get the vision. we’re so stupid together.

this sounds so insane to people not enlightened by “the mental illnesses” but i promise it’s so good. 🌀 you want to watch “the mental illnesses” so bad 🌀 (me trying to hypnotize you)

[9cdmp]

this post is just my own future ref, srry to disturb your scrolling </3

since everyones looking up their blog's birth chart, i got curious and did the same and surprise surprise! my blog's birthchart is basically the same as my birthchart,, just displaced (still kinda shocked tho like how are both gonna focus on placements from sag to cancer lmao)

(my blog left, mine right)

my blog's dominant planet is venus! followed by mercury with a third house stellium?? basically sums it all up lmao im just here to send love and move on, yet i cant help but to interact ⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄💓 both have north node in gemini at earth degrees (10 and 18°) so maybe this blog will help me get to my purpose too 👀👉👈 my blog's in the sixth and mine in the twelfth house though so yk im after that mind and body balance hehe 💃🏻ngl im also curious about that mc in libra 2° 👀 opp my moon and neptune tho, so maybe that isnt the move but it's still better aspected than my own mc 🙈

^^ i hate this spacing pls why wont it go away- why is it so big?? 😭 anyways

im also glad to see my modes/elements chart evening out more ٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و

+ fun fact, i just found out i made this acc at exactly 10:00pm hehe

more references for myself 🙇🏻‍♀️🙏🏻

while im at it,,

taurus sun 11th house at 11°

capricorn moon 7th house at 10°

cancer asc 1st house at 9°

\\(˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)🌸

life path 1, destiny number 11

dominants!

+ jupiter, neptune, moon

+ twelfth house, eleven house

+ gemini, aquarius.., pisces

+ mutable

[entryno17]

For ask game Gaster

Its inevitable

yeah uh. this entire post should probably be under a read more. sorry </3

favorite thing about them -

personally, gaster was what elevated my love for undertale into full blown infatuation. somehow, he manages to appeal to literally every stupid thing that i love. he’s absolutely my favorite character in the game that’s not a character in the game. (papyrus is my favorite character, but gaster is my favorite non-character, you see.) i’ve basically always had a fascination for strange things in technology, starting at age 4 when i played my first video game. with access to action replay and all kinds of weird cheat codes, i found myself running into tons of weird glitches and oddities. they were scary, but they were incredible to me. they shattered the veil of immersion and revealed the game’s true nature: it wasn’t magic, it wasn’t real; it was lines of codes strung together. but that didn’t disappoint me—actually, it thrilled me. my interest grew further after discovering video game creepypasta (at a far-too-young age of course lol.) that stuff horrified me, the idea that something organic could be born from lines of code, whether it was an evil murder ghost or just a strange glitch—something about the concept just captured my imagination like nothing else. i’m still in love with the idea; i’m always reading about computer viruses, artificial intelligence, the mechanics of games and programs; anything that captures the strange wonders of technology. unused content in video games is another love of mine because of the unique insight it gives on the development of games. this interest has led me to learn and do so much, from writing simple code and romhacks to inspiring me to develop a game of my own. i don’t think i can explain just how much i love this stuff. SO. imagine how i felt when a certain game (that i already adored) had an entire character literally stuck in the game’s data both in and out of its universe, at the time only accessible through datamining and file editing. even though my first fixation on undertale died out in 2016, gaster has occupied a special place in my mind for all this time. but now that i’m once again obsessed with the game, i think he just is my entire mind at this point? deltarune’s next chapters cannot come out soon enough i'm going insane here

least favorite thing about them - the fact that he managed to dissolve my brain into goo. also that there’s so little content of him in game of course </3

favorite line - wow i get to pick something from his like 3 lines of dialogue!! anyway it’s the quote in my blog’s description, “I LOOK FORWARD / TO CREATING / A NEW FUTURE / WITH YOU.” it’s just... so ominous and exciting. and he’s talking to YOU!

brOTP - alphys probably? they might seem really different from each other at first glance but at heart they’re both just kinda dorky and weird. in my personal pre-core headcanon universe they’re really close—alphys and sans were both his assistants and they were all best buddies basically. alphys has always been really insecure but i think gaster would be good at reassuring her (one thing sans would probably absolutely suck at,) they’d both just be really positive presences in each others life and that idea makes me happy.

OH JEVIL TOO, this would be post-core gaster so like. man i don’t even know. they’d both just be fucking insane together and i love that

OTP - still got nothing. honestly, i don’t ship in general unless there’s really good reason to?? kingdings is kinda cute though, mostly because the name is fucking perfect and amazing it makes me cackle. OH MY GOD i forgot, i saw gaster x jevil referred to as jeviled eggs and just. why are these ship names so fucking good i can’t stand it nOTP - grillster I’M SORRY I JUST DON’T GET IT. no hate at all towards people who like it though, it just doesn’t interest me at all. also sanster because i personally believe gaster is related to him so like....... yeah no. (AND EVEN IF HE WASN’T I’D STILL HATE IT TBH. SRRY.)

random headcanon - gaster’s body is made from coagulated black goop of unknown origin. there could be a skeleton under there, but there’s probably not much of it left, if there is one at all. he has a white turtleneck, but only the neck part. his sweater fused into his body at some point—it’s literally just stuck there and he can’t do anything about it. he doesn’t have legs; the definition of his body terminates just below where his ribcage would be, and everything beyond there is an amorphous pile of goo. he can manifest arms (for hugs), but he usually floats his hands around since it’s easier. when he’s stressed or excited, his body melts a bit. he slithers on the ground like a slug, though he actually can move unnervingly fast? he may or may not leave traces of goo everywhere he goes. it’s horrible.

unpopular opinion - alright this is my hottest take in the entire undertale fandom: dadster is GARBAGE. grandpaster is clearly superior. i KNOW you fuckers just want to draw gaster as a hot dad BUT HE’S AN OLD SLIMY PILE OF BONES. YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND. (YOU COULD JUST DRAW HIM AS A SEXY OLD SLIMY PILE OF BONES. IF YOU WEREN'T ALL COWARDS.)

song i associate with them - umm i can’t actually think of anything. maybe tout petit moineau - igorrr??? mostly putting it here bc it’s just one of my favorite songs like ever LMAO. it’s just very haunting, and the absolute chaos it further falls into with each passing moment is so incredible.

maybe also database batadase - gangpol und mit??? this association is even MORE nonexistent but fuck you i can do whatever i want. i associate gaster with synthesized voices in general and i really like this song. yeah that’s it.

favorite picture of them - GASTER ON THE UNDERTALE VINYL SET.

THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL GASTER ART ASIDE FROM HIS SPRITE AND HE’S FUCKING ADORABLE

i still can’t believe i actually own this thing LMAO. as far as i know, he’s only on the cover if you preordered on the day of undertale’s anniversary which i happened to do. although the second set of prints haven’t been shipped yet??—he’s been removed from the boxart on fangamer’s website so there’s honestly a fair chance that he’s not going to be on those copies at all... if so, jesus christ i’m lucky. i can sleep so much more comfortably knowing that he is haunting my room.

[lunas-side-anime-blog]

AOT Icks (Eren, Armin and Mikasa)

one thing about me: i am a hater

Eren

def has mommy issues and no woman could ever compare to her like good luck to any of his girlfriends lmao

^^ that being said, as a roommate he’s a nightmare like you can tell his mom cleaned up after him all the time because it doesn’t even occur to him to do so now

toxic gym bro who says shit like “we all have the same 24 hours”

def has the the 3 in 1 bottle in his shower, I just know it

prob calls women “females” 

the cringiest instagram captions like I know he will post sum: “I think my closet bi-polar, it keeps throwing fits💯”  like dude, get a grip

attempts thirst traps, he has a ripped body so it kinda works but the content is so transparent you can’t help but roll your eyes

go out to a bar with him or something and he’s the type to try to make everything a fight

like if someone bumps into you, he's quickly in their face like "what's good bro😡” and you know its not actually about you so much as eren tryna beat someone up

i think he’ll use spit as lube thinking he’s so bad boy and lewd when it’s actually just so bad for your PH like ewwww (if u have a vag ofc)

i feel like his hair would get so greasy, mikasa and armin have had to force him down with shampoo in hand before 

so gross but you came here for icks and I don’t believe Eren believes in holding back his farts for anyone

it can be the most intense and serious event like a funeral and he’ll rip a loud one and be like “what? it’s not good to hold it in??”

Armin

nail biter who will chew on them till the bone and you hear that loud ass “crONCh"

says he hates drama but that’s just something he says to not seem petty bc at the first sight of a fight best believe he’s sitting there, watching it all go down, wine glass in hand like "🍷🤨👂" 

lil shit will even add lil comments to keep the beef alive, like i can see him loudly asking “okay but jean didn't you say her outfit made her look fat though?”

if you're in a debate with him, he’s the type to say something like “you're so uneducated about the subject, I’m actually pretty well versed in it” and your like "okay so what's all ur research then?" and he'll just quickly change the subject bc he didn’t actually have sources to cite lmao

is one of those bfs who would make fun of you for liking trashy tv but guess who eats that shit up everytime? armin.

he does that dad thing where he walks around in the living room and acts uninterested with what’s happening on the screen but he’s actually so invested and would be fuming if you dared watched an episode without him 

i think he’d also be the type to try to be friends with his ex even if they obviously still have feelings for him, but if you dared even talk to yours he’d get all huffy and puffy like “go be with him then🙄” 

got obsessed with skincare after watching your routine but u kinda created a monster bc now he’s critiquing your products and techniques? “Babe you should really consider a gel moisturizer, it’s better for your pores'' and you're like, “boy you used neutrogena when I met you???” 

is that bf who will shower at your place and use up all your expensive washes and scrubs 

not the best gift giver tbh, I think he’s a firm believer that all gifts should be practical so even if it’s a romantic anniversary date and he slides over a lil present, it’s probably just gonna be socks or something, srry

Mikasa

applies her chapstick like a man (iykyk)

“he know where home is” bitch, I hate to say it

i think she’s a girl’s girl until her man cheats on her, then she’d be the type to fight the girl and not really address her man…which is just… 😣

as a friend I think she’s sadly the type to unintentionally embarrass you bc she doesn’t get some social cues.

like you can miss a hang and ppl ask where you are and she’d just say matter of factly “oh they’re fine, they just have diarrhea rn!” and she won’t understand why you’d be mad?

outfit repeater to the max, she has like three tops that she likes and all pics of her are with her wearing one of those three tops

a lil delulu and prob genuinely believes all the tiktok pick a card vids on her feed

likes her coffee black and somehow thinks she’s better than everyone for that???

as a gf she checks your snap score and location regularly and has no shame in it 🙂

fights in her sleep like you will just be sleeping next to her all soundly and next thing you know you get punched in the face? she refuses to apologize in the morning bc she “has a right to defend myself in a nightmare” or whatever

when shes mad at someone she’ll post like ultra specific lyrics or captions and it’s so obviously targeted at one person everyone else is like "girl go to bed, don’t even post the quote…"

[totiredtowrite]

hi mann, im here for the matchup event? if im doing it wrong then feel free to ignore lmao

fandom: jjk

three things abt me:

- i startsd using dude and bro as a joke, but i don think its a joke anymore

- im awkwardly tall and im kinda smart but also dumb at the same time, everything else is kinda in the average or above average ngl

- i hate being the center of attention

dynamic:

- i want a dynamic that's like a me thinking the worse of the other bc of their outward personality, but after meeting them i get whiplash and suddenly they're my best friend. a 'Damn i hated u at first but you're actually rlly cool, srry for being judgemental lol'

what i want in a partner:

- i want a partner that would help me during social situations and lead the way bc Anxiety™

who i get along with:

- i get along with ppl who are like, the Opposite of me, outgoing, extroverted, willing to lead or be the center of attention

this took way too long for me to ask but yolo ✌️

Your Match Is

Itadori Yuuji

Why?

Itadori is selfless. He would do almost anything to help others, no matter how deep or shallow their connection is.

He's naturally a leader

Maybe not a good one, but he will try his best to direct attention away from you if you don't want it.

Like I said, he's willing to help with most everything. If you communicate your anxiety to him, he'll do anything to help alleviate that.

🂠🃑🃁🂱🂡

First Impressions

Itadori never really seemed all that interesting to you. In all honesty, his outgoing personality just doesn't sit right with you. That combined with the curse in his body, attention practically follows him everywhere he goes. Being around him just seems... tiring.

To him, however, you're interesting and friend shaped. Despite being pretty average to most, he just stares up at you with stars in his eyes. (Which usually results in you having to awkwardly shuffle around him).

First impressions are a doozy, huh?

🂠🃑🃁🂱🂡

Meeting

Itadori will try his damn hardest to be your friend.

You're in the courtyard?

Well shucks looks like he's there too.

You're walking to or from classes?

You can bet he'll be somewhere nearby, trying to get your attention in a totally non-creepy way.

Eventually it gets to the point where you wonder just what is up with him. He's always lurking around and never saying anything!

So you, being a completely rational guy, decide to confront him about it.

And by confront, you stayed up late into the night trying to figure out how to deal with this huge fucking ball of sunshine.

Which, by the way, was a total bust because Itadori was planning on doing the exact same thing.

The next day, you were mustering up your courage in order to talk to him, but he beat you to it.

You were in the library for whatever reason when he just happily bounds up to you and sits down.

You just look at him and ponder what the hell you've got to say.

Eventually you just settle with "Why are you following me?"

He sputters a bit.

He really didn't intend for it to be creepy or weird, but he supposes that that's how it came across.

"I just noticed that you don't really like hanging around people much," he shyly turned his head away, "So I just kinda wanted to keep an okay distance before saying anything."

Your face went blank. Seriously?

His nature is loud and outgoing, and maybe being around him is tiring.

Even so, the considerate way he tried to keep his distance was kind of heartwarming.

You shrugged and looked back down at whatever you were doing.

"Sure."

How He Is

Itadori will one hundred percent lead for you. If you get nervous ordering something, or there are a ton of people and you're feeling anxious, or if you're just feeling uneasy in general, he'll try his hardest to ease the discomfort. He'll order for you, or draw peoples attention away.

He will lead for you, and that's what makes you two a good fit.

🂠🃑🃁🂱🂡

Honorable Mention

Nobara Kugisaki

[choicest-fics]

So uh a request I guess? How would saeyoung and mc react if saeran turned into a girl? (Im gay for female saeran srry-) and how would they- ya know will do it lmao- (sorry if it's long dgogxi)

Sorry this took so long. There's no hanky panky going on in this one though, lol. It's more dealing with the shock of such a transformation. Also, I didn't edit 😁

The scream reverberated through the apartment. Saeyoung jumped out of his chair and stumbled on his way out the door of his office. He’d been there all night, as per usual, working on some information gathering. It was exciting work and he loved pushing the boundaries and skirting the legal line.

He almost slammed into MC as she came running out of the bedroom.

“What is it? What’s wrong?” he asked, concern etched on his face.

“That wasn’t me!” she breathed as another scream sailed down the hallway. They both turned and ran towards the bathroom. Saeyoung tore the door open, and they both froze at what they saw.

Saeran squeaked as the door flew open and grabbed a towel wrapping it around his chest. Chest! His chest!

Saeyoung an MC stood, eyes bulging, wondering if they were dreaming.

“Saeran?” Saeyoung asked, not sure what he was seeing. It was Saeran’s face, but less broad, more slender, feminine. His body was thinner and curvier, and he was still struggling with the fact that he just saw breasts on his brother’s chest!

“This was your fault!” Saeran screamed at Saeyoung, his voice higher pitched than usual.

“My fault? How?”

“I don’t know but it has to be! Tell me it is! Fix this!” he pleaded.

“I can’t! I have no idea what happened?” his eyes kept sliding to his breasts. They’d been rounder than MC’s, perkier too, though he would never admit it to the woman. Not nicer, but pretty nice!

“Stop that!” Saeran slapped Saeyoung, skewing his glasses a bit.

“Sorry, sorry…” Saeyoung blushed and looked away.

“Honestly!” MC shook her head and stepped into the bathroom, taking Saeran into her arms. “Let’s find you something to wear and figure out what’s going on. Saeran went with her, glaring at his brother as they swept by him.

“Come on guys! You can’t blame me for admiring a nice pair of breasts! MC? Saeran?” he sighed but risked following them into the bedroom.

There was a king-sized bed in the middle of the room. Saeran usually slept in the center because he was the only one that didn’t move as much. MC had a bit of clausterphobia and hated the center. Saeyoung didn’t mind it and would give Saeran a break whenever he needed one. His hands itched to get a hold of his transformed brother. He really shouldn’t be thinking such naughty thoughts, but how long was this going to last? Shouldn’t they take advantage of it? Imaging Saeran and MC together was making him hot.

“Don’t even think about it!” MC yelled from the bedroom before Saeyoung even set foot in it. How did she do that? It was like she could read his mind, though he had to admit, it was a pretty obvious thought.

“Spoilsport.” He mumbled under his breath as he walked in.

“What was that?” MC arched her eyebrow at him, and he hugged himself.

“Nothing.”

“That’s what I thought.” She was rummaging in her closet trying to find something that would fit Saeran’s new body. He, (she?) was still the same height with an hourglass figure as opposed to MC, who had a more athletic build. “Here we go.” She pulled out a t-shirt dress that she rarely wore. She helped Saeran into it and Saeyoung was blessed with a peek of his brother’s new hips. He licked his lips and tried to look away, but he was riveted. How did this happen? Maybe he was dreaming? It certainly would be something he would dream about. He loved Saeran, loved his body and wouldn’t change a thing. But here he was, changed, so…

“Do I need to slap you again?” Saeran said. The blue dress picked up the amber of his eyes. His tone was angry, but his eyes were terrified. Saeyoung felt like a heel! Of course he was frightened by the sudden change and the last thing he needed was his brother lusting over his new body and disregarding the emotional state he was in.

“I’m sorry Saeran. No of course not. I’m being an idiot!” he took his younger brother in his arms and tried not to think about the soft breasts pressed against him. Saeran’s body trembled beneath him, suddenly all sensual thoughts fled and he focused on helping his brother through the traumatic transformation.

“Is it permanent? I can’t stay like this Saeyoung. I don’t want to. This isn’t me. Where’s my body?” he wept. Unfortunately, Saeyoung didn’t have any answers.

“It’s going to be OK. We’ll figure it out.” MC wrapped her arms around them both and they leaned into her.

After a few seconds MC sat them down on the bed.

“What happened?” she asked, rubbing Saeran’s arm. Saeyoung kept his arm around his brother’s waist.

“I don’t know. I woke up this morning and decided to use the hallway bathroom so I wouldn’t wake you up MC.” He clutched at her hand. I did feel a little weird, lighter somehow, but I was half asleep and didn’t pay much attention to it. I took my pajamas off before starting the water in the shower and that’s when I saw myself in the mirror.” Tears fell down his face again and they both hugged him and let him cry it out.

“Did anything happen in the middle of the night?” Saeyoung asked.

“No. I slept pretty good. I did wake up once or twice because you weren’t there next to me, but I fell back to sleep quickly.”

“I can’t think of anything either. I mean, I did have an arm and leg over you at one point, but you felt the same, I didn’t notice a feminine body at all.” MC shook her head in disbelief.

“Look, even if this is permanent, and I don’t know that it will be, we’ll deal with it.” Saeyoung said.

“That’s easy for you to say.” Saeran sniffled, his shoulder’s sagging in defeat.

“I know, I know. How…how do you feel? I mean, in that body, does it feel natural?”

“Aside from it not being my real body, yes, it does. I mean, I don’t feel wrong.” He touched himself with a sigh. “I never realized how heavy breasts were. But even that, seems…normal.”

“Wait till you get your monthlies.” MC mumbled under her breath.

“Oh my GOD!” Saeran wailed! “No no no no no! I can’t do this! I don’t want to be a woman! Oh my God! What if I get pregnant? Do I have a uterus? What am I going to do?” he jerked to his feet and paced in agitation.

“There’s no need to worry about things that haven’t happened and may never happen. Whatever comes we’ll deal with it together. You’re not alone. You’ll never be alone!” Saeyoung grabbed his brother and kissed him on the forehead, looking deeply into his eyes.

“But…can you still love me like this?” his lower lip trembled.

“I will always love you!”

“You too MC?” Saeran asked.

“Of course silly! You’re still you and I fell in love with who you are, your different body doesn’t change that!” she reached up and took his face in her hands, pulling him down to kiss him tenderly. It made Saeyoung’s heart ache to see how scared his brother was about their relationship. Once they pulled apart Saeyoung tilted Saeran’s face towards him and kissed him as well. Trying to impart his feelings into it as much as he could. No matter what, this was still Saeran. Still his brother. Still one of the loves of his life.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Hannibal - Ep1 - Reaction

Okay, so this is starting because of @quartermastercandlestickmaker​ and @todorokisrose​ [yes, y’all both gettin’ tagged in the annoouncement and this one. I need to be clear on who is causing my suffering.]

I’m here in this hole now. This dark pit.

This is not a live-blogging of my watch, but I am writing this live. So, writing live posting later. If that makes sense. I’ll have one post per episode and after I’ll compile them all into a master list.

Spoilers ahead.

What a grand opening my dudes. Thrilling music. He’s got that “he fucked up” face going on. WAIT NO HE’S SHERLOCKING THE SHIT. OH COOL. NO WONDER I SAW SOOME FANART OF THEM BEING BFFS. Oh, I like this. Weird effects flex but I dig it.Ooooooooooo I was not expecting that voice. IS THIS WHERE THE “THIS IS MY DESIGN” SHIT CAME FROM WHAT THE FUCK Have I known this more than I thought.

Also low-key bitch *looks* like a psychopath no wonder what is gonna happen happens. Oh rip Mrs. Marlow ;;~;; that was a hard change bro.

I don’t wanna think about ---

BITCH THIS *IS* WHERE THE THIS IS MY DESIGN SHIT CAME FROM OH M Y G O D

Also Laurence Fishbourne god bless I love him.

It’s difficult for me to be social too, fam. LAURANCE WHY DID YOU FIX HIS GLASSES THAT WAS SO WE IR D???? Also bro same I love you, Will Graham, you funky little sociopath.

“Every girl is a candy bar” mhm okay thanks for that. Will and this sociable thing is really fucking me bro minus the serial killer obsession/profession/vibe.

Laurence Fishbourne is an amazing actor but I’m also digging the dude playing Will (srry names are my weakness so his name is Will.)

Oooooo booi. I recognize Katz from fanart she’s a popular one right. But we’re going upstairs.

I’m so worried about opening the door

Oh

Oh

Oh no

He knew

This bitch been knew

Holy shit

I like the whole thing with eye contact. I’ve seen the gif where it’s mentioned but I like how it’s subtle and not overly emphasized so far. Oh we’re flashing back again. Poor Elise. It’s a super interesting story technique using him as the killer. Also damn bitch “you unstable” you’re such a nosy bitch how were you interrupted when you were asked not to enter

Now everyone is here

Antlers promote healing mhm okay

I wanna hug him but I also don’t want to make him uncomfortable with contact. IS HE STOPPING FOR A DOG OH ,Y HO GOD. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. HE STOPPED FOR A DOG. HEWENT BACK FOR THE DOG OMGH THIS MAN THIS MAN IS,,,,, he adopted a fucking stray dog. This man is lovely. I love this man. This -- HE DOES IT TO MULTIPLE DOOGS OH MY GOD I WANNA MARRY HIM ANDHAVE WINSTON AND EVERYBODY AND OMOG HE’S SUCH A LOVELY STRANGE CREATURE.

Where are we now. In a dream state? OH SHIT WE ARE THAT’S A BODY AND A HEARTBEAT IN MY EAR WHAT THE FUCK ahhhh fun nightmares I love it. Oh shit the towels. Bro. There are quite a few visuals happening.

“USE THE LADIES ROOM” dafsjhg

Stop yelling at him ;;~;;

Woah  this is a lot to unpack in this scene you can see Will like slipping omg. It’ss almost unsettling him not having eye contact but like I know the reason for it and therefore it’s just impressive acting and not like unsettling of the actor to do that if that makes sense? I really am impressed by that level of commitment to not have a “look at the camera” to keep showing how he won’t look at other people.

Ooo this is one of the lady psych talkers which is like on the Graham side while the blonde one is for Hannibal, right even tho Hannibal is a brain doc. ALANA that’s her name and that might be how you spell it. She doesn’t want him out there but Laurence needs  her to be his back  up. (Oh, his name is Jack.) JACK DONT MAKE PROMISES WILL CAN AND WILL GET CLOSE.

WHAT THE FUCK  IS THIS SHOW WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SHADWS AND THE ANTLERS PIERCING HER OH MY GOD WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHOW I THOUGHT THE VISUALS I HAD SEEN IN FAN ART WAS JUST LIKE FANON  IMPOSED OMOG “SOMETHING WRONG WITH  THE MEAT” O G M OOG HE’S EATING THEM FUCK

Is this

Is this my bitch

MY BITCH MADS OH MY GOD.

I love him. He’s so unconventionally handsome. He looks like he’d kill and eat me but I’d thank him for it, yanno? Oops.

No nonsense MM handing this crying man some tissues I love it. “I hate being this neurotic” omg the mood also Hannibal’s glance to the tissue is fucking amazing??? V Subtle Acting /cries in beauty

Franklyn, the lion isn’t in the room boy (just discovered I might wanna put subtitles on but they’re not working so rip)

Frankie boy got so scared by that comment thanks, Dr. Lector.

Mhm no secretary that’s,,, suspicious,,,, “sad to see her go” mhm okay sure Jan

Oh this bitch does draw oh my god john hopkins internship and all. Laurence is impressed and Mads is “mhm are you gonna try something” sdajkfgh A LAYMAN DAMN aww he’s like “oomg you’re so amazing dr. mr. sir”

OH THEY’RE IN THE SAME ROOM HERE WE GO BBY

FUCKKK IT BEGINS

SORRY HE’S GIVING THE WHOLE DOWNLOW

“Associations come quickly-” “so do forts”

QEFJWahgrsdfdkq WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS LITERAL THE FIRST DAMN CONVERSATION HE HAS WITH HIM. I KNEW THE CONVERSATION ABOUT EYE CONTACT WAS ONE OF THEIR FIRST, BUT THIS IS THE LITERAL FIRST WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF HE ACTUALLY MAKES E Y E C O N T A C T OOMGGG??!?!?!?!

Oh ;;~;; “YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M PSYCHOANAYLYZED” im this is very flirtatious als jack you’re like br  o

So he’s the King of Empathy. He’s,,, helping Will see his own face,,, mhm,,,,, what does that say about you, Dr. Lector?

He’s mocking where he was apologetic is this maybe noT

FJAGUDIS

SHIT THOSE ARE LUNGS

OH

“HE HAS A DAUGHTER SAME AGE” O H B O  Y THAT’S UH DADDY HAS SOME ISSUES WITH BABY LEAVING HOME

Also this is a copy cat dklafjsghjfd OH DAMN THAT SNAP BACK ABOUT DR. LECTOR FFUCKK MAN.

Also,, I  can see why this show,, caused issues,,, a man should not look handsome while eating fucking lungs.

More visions I cannot even

What does this

What the hell is this

Dr. Lector showing up at his house o h .

IS HE FEEDING HIM FUCKING LUNGS BITCH OH MY GD ON A FIRST DATE???

“God forbid we become friendly”

“I don’t find you that interesting”

This smells,,, like a ship,,, mhm,,,,

Breath will damn breath slow and use the words omg

Mhm ookay “we’re just alike” in the first bit…

Uncle Jack sees him as a fine china tea cup. That’s hilarious.

“How do you see me?” says Will.

“The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by,” replies Hannibal WHILE WILL IS KEEPING EYE CONTACT.

OH MY GOD. MHM. KAY. IM OKAY. THIS IS OKAY.

So is there a reason -- “plain but pretty” hannibal gives a look -- is there a reason no official officer is accompanying them like????? They’re both not??? FBI????

Damn hannibal spilling shit everywhere.

HE’S USING A TISSUE TO PICK UP THE PHONE

TO CALL HIS DAUGHTER

MHMMMM?????????

Wait no he’s calling someone else

Who is this

OH HE’S CALLING GARRETT. OH. wait is he helping other cannibals get away. What the fuck. You can’t do that, Hannibal. Is there a fuckking cannibal union yall get together and trrade recipes.

OH NO GARRETT MURDERED HIS WIFE AND KID DIDNT HE OH NO

OH PLEASE NO

Wait we’re back to reality

This back and forth is trippy

Oh

H  N

OH  NO

FUCK YU HANNIBAL AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CANNIBAL CLAN THIS PR WOMAN :(((((((((

I do love how this built up to Hannibal being the cannibal but it was Hobbs. NFIEGSIBFD

HOBBS NO

FUCK HIM UP WILL

(also I guess Will technically is FBI that probably helps lmao)

Oh no

O h n o

Dont whisper at him to see bitch

Oh no

Will

Will it’s

Oh no

>:((((((((((((((((((( hannibal Imma fuck you up

Will honey let someone clean your glasses. Does she survive? I hope the girl survives. The Traitor Cannibal Bitch is going with them. Mhm.

Alana tryin’ to protect him. (Does she like him? I got bad news, babe, he’s gonna fall in love with a man-eater.)

shE SURVIVED??? AND HANNIBAL IS THERE WITH HER???? OMOG??? DOES HE FEEL BAD YET YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU READ THE CANNIBAL WRONG AND HE NEARLY MURDERED HIS FAMILY wait is this chick who everyone calls their daughter oomg??? Is this her????

WHAT WAS THIS SHOW OMG WHAT WAS THIS SHOW

[kireihan]

MC Headcanons [1]

Bernadette

Is actually really good at tolerating spicy food

Her room probably smells like pumpkin spice 99% of the time

Is good at the ukulele and is good at guitar

½ of the group babies

Wears doc martens do not @ me

Horizon

½ of the I-Can-And-Will-Kick-Your-Ass duo

Average grades

Most likely to join the debate team

Is a skater girl

Owns about 50 different pairs of vans

Has surprisingly neat handwriting

Top of the combat class (for humans)

Julia

Is stressed 24/7

Mistaken for the mom friend but is more like the vodka aunt

Knows everyone’s secrets and could blackmail at any time

Has the same influence over Mammon as Lucifer in a sense

Cares for approx. 2 people the rest can go to hell

Whoops they’re already there srry

Lia

½ of the I-Can-And-Will-Kick-Your-Ass duo

Pretty strong upper body but actually is kinda slow at running

Not exactly the most academically bright

Street Smart > Book smart

Drinks too much carbonated drinks

Seltzer? Soda? Champagne? Yes.

Hates the feeling of shaving cream

Reese

Probably has back problems from slouching

Touch starved oop

Will fight if he hears someone putting their body down

Is an idiot who speaks flowers

Once wore a leather jacket and a spiked collar and acted tough for a play only to get really embarrassed off stage

Mammon wishes he got a video

Drank vinegar and passed it off as water bc he didn’t want to embarrass himself lmfao

Sen

Drinks her body weight in coffee because she has to take care of all these fucking children

Had surgery on her arm and now has a titanium plate in there, as well as faint scars :((

Her cooking is RAD’s favorite and they begged her to open a food blog so guess she has one now

Probably caved at one point and makes short recipe tiktoks

Really good at tennis.

Why tennis? Bc sen playing tennis looked hot in my mind

Takes supplement gummies

Usako

The girl who has vodka in her water bottle instead of water

Super good at oil painting but cant do shit with water color

Wears heelies!!!! Heelying down the hallway!!!!!

Always has gum on hand

Her eyeliner skills rival Asmodeus’

0 pain tolerance and 0 spice tolerance lmfao

Doesn’t grow body hair and doesn’t sweat

Literally only becomes sticky if it’s bad

Yuyan

Like,, probably ready to die lmao

Is surprisingly good at brewing potions and knows a few simple spells

Owns a lot of products

Has a 3 step morning routine, 7 step night routine and 5 step body/shower routine.

On one of her self care days, she can have 15+ total steps from shower to finish

½ of group babies

Doesn’t grow body hair and has nice skin

But bruises easily-

Runs surprisingly fast

Has a surprising amount of stamina due to sports background

Played basketball, volleyball and knows how to dance

But like well,, can be scary when watching the boys’ dance practice

[unkillability]

. with all due respect. no . actually no Fuck It

[apricotpicotty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: What's your type?

You: intj 5w4

You: wbu?

Stranger: Oh I'm sorry for u

You: i know :(

Stranger: Reddit user

You: i don't use reddit sir...?

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Well you are on Omegle that's worst everyone here is mentally ill or retarted

You: u got the 1st half right

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: You

You: ahh smooth

Stranger: Ikr

You: now wht's ur mbti type?

Stranger: I'm into Ti doms

You: wht mbti type do u classify urself as?

Stranger: Too political. Skipping u.

You: okie

Stranger: I'm enfp 8w7

You: u didn't skip me, i was waiting for u to skip me

Stranger: OH YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ????

Stranger: You're so mean

You: well u wanted to leave me, ur the one who's mean

Stranger: It was a joke just like u

Stranger: Jk u're not a joke

Stranger: Jokes have meaning

You: fuck tht made me laugh fr thnx

You: m or f?

Stranger: mf

Stranger: Yeh. Motherfucker.

You: oh god, well 18 f here

You: nice to meet ya

Stranger: 19 f too here

Stranger: It's hard to be a girlboss

You: u r one of those kik users here

You: lmao

Stranger: Bitch what

Stranger: Well i only use it to spend time with ur mom shawty 💕

You: i see u're into dead mom's tht cool with me

Stranger: Oh I'm sorry

You: ngl my mom had really big tits

You: have fun

Stranger: I should've known that someone can't end up this bad with both parents

You: :( ikr

You: can't be helped

Stranger: (btw I'm sorry, u okay?)

You: lmao gurl

You: aight hv fun with my mom, i got no problem if she has good orgasms in afterlife lmao

Stranger: Lmao ARE YOU OKAY

You: still waiting for u to skip on me lady

Stranger: But i don't want to

You: alright mentally ill and retarded reddit user, stay here as long as u want to

Stranger: Yay

Stranger: What do you think is the worst mbti type

You: female enfps who are 19yrs old

Stranger: Couldn't be me 😩

Stranger: You know

Stranger: Sometimes i think

You: u can think?

Stranger: Then i forget

You: right just like i'd expected

You: lady, just skip already, aren't u busy?

Stranger: Why don't u like me

Stranger: Everybody likes me

You: don't hv any reason to like u

You: however i got reasons to hate u

You: will tht work?

Stranger: What's your reason to hate me?

You: mentally ill and a retarded reddit user who makes lame jokes and gets off to showing her cunt on kik to my dead mom

You: i hate such people srry

You: can't help it

Stranger: Uhm

Stranger: U realize i'm nothing like what u said right ?

You: well tht's wht u described urself as.. so yea

Stranger: Hmm i forgot that u need to precise it when you make a joke to intjs

Stranger: What's your favorite color

You: blue

Stranger: Basic

You: thanks i bet u're wearing ur fav multicolored neon panties ready for a kik show

Stranger: Can you stop saying this ?

You: well can u stop dealing with a girl with a basic fav color and skip already?

Stranger: But why would I i just want to talk

Stranger: And at first i though you were cool

You: why? cuz i am an intj?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Because

You: cuz u like my mom?

Stranger: Uhh wait i don't really know

Stranger: Vibez

You: how can u even get the vibez through texting

You: ya'll r weird

Stranger: If u had better Fi u'd understand

You: hmm ok

Stranger: You know

Stranger: My mom is esfp

You: tht's cool ig

Stranger: Once she told me to go check if there was a dead body inside the black bag near our house

Stranger: When i was 6yo

You: wow tht must be thrilling !

You: so wht was ur experience ??

Stranger: I was too lazy

Stranger: But

Stranger: If i wasn't lazy i would probably be traumatized

Stranger: So the moral of the story is to always be lazy

Stranger: I need to make this an infj deep quote

Stranger: Actually i hate infjs

Stranger: Fuck high Fe users in general

Stranger: Isfjs are fine tho

You: so was there a dead body in the black bag?......

Stranger: I guess we'll never know

You: ahh shit

Stranger: But it looked like a fucking head and it was scary

Stranger: My mom is scarier tho

You: might be some rag doll who cares

Stranger: What function you wish you had in your main stack ?

You: i'm okay the way i am rn, but as u said maybe a well developed fi would help me out

You: idk

Stranger: I see

Stranger: I have really bad Ti lmao

Stranger: But if i could change it i would hesitate between Ti and Ni

Stranger: I think my Te is developed

Stranger: My Si too

Stranger: Yeah I'm happy and healthy, not u, if i even cared to ask

You: umm ok..? ig

You: aight lady i gtg now

You: skip already

Stranger: Goodbye <3 I'll miss u shawty

Stranger: My favorite color is red btw

You: i won't for sure

Stranger: Like ur eyes

Stranger: </3

Stranger has disconnected.