#is there an accepted shipname?

[braxiatel]

someone PLEASE neuter c!Martyn inthelittlewood he CANNOT keep getting away with this

[albaharu]

Finally the m:i movies gave me the bare minimun for shipping 2 gals (one trying to kill the other)

plus saving her life at the end

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Crystal Palace/Charles Rowland (DCU), Charles Rowland/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Charles Rowland (DCU), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Crystal Palace (DCU), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, (in terms of backstory), Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Internalized Biphobia, Bisexual Charles Rowland, Bi4Bi Crystal Palace/Charles Rowland, charles fancying a boy: 'i just want to be his friend :)', Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, (a la backstories), if i describe charles' death does that count as major character death?, no beta we die like the dead boy detectives, and niko is in the north pole okay! she's fine!!, Charles Rowland (DCU) Has ADHD, Autistic Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, charles and edwin really are adhd/autism solidarity, Coming Out, Love Confessions, Friendship/Love, Friends to Lovers, Charles Rowland Has a Sword, because WHY did he only have it once??, charles is also covered in blood (for hotness reasons), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Charles Rowland, Charles Rowland Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, how is that not a tag yet, it gives me life how many little compliments edwin sneaks in on their cases in canon ❤ Summary:

It didn’t start as much. As anything, really. Charles noticed him in the hallways only because he was new, which was rare in Year 11, and because he smiled shyly whenever Charles said hi. Aysar, he’d introduced himself, and Charles liked the way the syllables formed in his mouth. He wanted to be Aysar’s friend.

Or: five boys Charles didn't date, and one he did. well, i’ve finally finished my fic, so i guess it’s time to plug! maybe the real dead boys were the friends we made along the way :)

[cosmicwafflemam]

Feeling stars

Texture-glitch-esque version

[peachydazzle]

my take on the tylorpe timeline:

met at weathervane, xavier is a regular and tyler totes asks him out on a date

THEY BECOME BFS

tyler starts being groomed by thornhill

he lashes out (hyde provoked mayb) and destroys xaviers mural via thornhill instructions

they break up (its MESSY)

events of s1 - he does actually like wednesday romantically but its partially induced by thornhills manipulation

tyler returns to nevermore as a student now knowing how to control the hyde most of the time

they become roommates bc Rowan's bed is spare and theyre unlucky (or lucky for us)

they bond over father trauma and tyler watches xavier paint (xavier totally destroyed all painting of the hyde he had the moment tyler showed up cause he still had lingering feelings that he was unaware of (projected onto wednesday) and didnt wanna hurt tyler) (he ofc still had them until that point cause he couldn't bring himself to throw them away cause traumaaaa)

tyler is ridden with guilt over the mural and the wednesday drama and events of s1

they do a group "therapy" session and after tyler makes a big apology - envoked by xavier who wants everyone to see that Tyler's changed

xavier starts to frequent the weathervane again and their feelings re-emerge

they date !!!

[addictivewhispering]

french football sexe!!!

this is what happens when im stuck on a plane for seven hours without wifi (link below the cut)

content tags: power bottom kylian. olivier experiencing some emotions (tm). sort of praise kink. anilingus aka eating ass. literally just pwp but with some relationship/communication problems thrown in because this takes place pre-euro2021 and yes thats important to me

i was too lazy to upload this to ao3 (and by that i mean i didnt feel like coming up with a title. also idek if its even good enough in the first place lol oop) but still wanted to try and feed everyone bc yeah. anyway hope u enjoy or..... whatever idfk..........

link

[catacombbee]

"partner" to fit any ship

Rui, to Rui: I wonder if they have ever heard of the "would you love me if I was a worm" question. Of course I'd say yes if they asked.

Rui's partner: What're you thinking about?

Rui, with all the adoration in the world: You would be a beautiful worm. 🥰

Rui's partner: 😨

just saying but Rui would have ZERO rizz. -99999999 rizz, even. this man would come up to you with the "what if you were a truck, and I was a truck." and you'd be standing there like ????

[julsvu]

hello! i saw you take request about pjo and honestly, i loved your fics about leo! i was gonna ask if you could do general dating or crush headcanons about percy, similar to your one leo fic (i dont remember which one but i think you get it???)

thank u thank u thank u if you do it!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

gn! reader

💬: hii!! im so glad you loved my leo fics :D thank u sm for requesting! this is my first time writing for percy :')

📒: fluff, friends to lovers, reader is implied to be a demigod, not proofread (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

percy crushing on you hcs

everyone in the camp knew this boy was whipped for you

especially his friends

HE IS DOWN BAD

grover literally knows EVERY detail of you even if you guys aren't close because of percy

he knows that you have a small mole on the left side of your face, how your nose slightly scrunches up whenever you focus on something, your favorite food/the food you always eat for breakfast, the little bracelet you wear everyday because of percy

percy sometimes talks to blackjack for advice?? or just rambles to the pegasus about you (he'd look crazy without context)

the Aphrodite cabin ships you two SO MUCH

sometimes they'd set you and percy up

but to percy's disappointment, you just brush it off because you always interpreted their ways as a way to make fun of you both

spaces out whenever he looks at you

his friends have to physically shake him out of it for at least 9 seconds before he gets back to his senses

whenever that happens though, they have to sike him up to actually talk to you

if a person pulls a dirty trick on you especially during training, percy's eyes would be burning holes through them

he doesn't hide his glare at all too 😭

his friends try and give you hints that percy has a crush on u, but they're REALLY subtle and careful about it

except for leo 💀

"y'know, percy has the hots for you," he randomly says in the middle of your guys' conversation??? like u guys could be talking about how the sky's so blue and then boom he says that

anyway

they'd definitely form a game plan to get you guys together for real (annabeth would be the mastermind)

they'd probably set you guys up to a blind date in this pizza place nearby

during the date, percy made up his mind instantly after you laughed at his ridiculous joke

he wanted to date you, not just have a crush on you. he wanted to love you, in a real way, not just from afar

and so he confessed

he was resisting the urge to kick his feet and giggle when you accepted his confession /j

his friends were probably disguised as "normal" customers, sitting in the booth across from you guys, or beside you guys, silently cheering for you both once they overheard that you accepted percy's confession

percy dating hcs

loads of aquarium dates!!

he'd gossip with you, a lot

hear me out!! minecraft dates!!

he'd put your beds together and stuff, and you guys have a pet axolotl whose name is a mix of yours and percy's (basically your shipname)

is BIG on pda, he likes to show you off, even the nymphs know you're dating atp

but he'd tone it down if you want him to, of course

whenever there's a new trend that comes up on any socmed app, he's so quick to invite you to do it

he definitely made a kisses hoodie for you soskpsf

you'd have triple dates with leo and calypso, and frank and hazel 💯💯💯

he's so observant it's scary

he's the first one to notice whenever you aren't feeling good

always checks up on you

sally also hears about you all the time !! whenever percy comes home from camp he likes to tell stories about what you and him have done

she already sees you as an in-law (even if you guys haven't met properly yet)

some of percy's pfps on his main social medias would be him posing with kiss marks all over his face from you

if you ever post yourself on social media, he hypes you up so much in the comments

expect at least a millisecond after posting, you'd have 28 comments from him immediately 😭

"THATS SMY PARTNER RIGHT THERE"

"I LOVE YOUU77I"

"everyone back off they're taken BY ME"

whenever someone compliments you infront of him he's like "i know, right? my partner's so amazing"

he emphasizes the word "partner" whenever he notices that the person might be interested in you, too

he can't help being a little protective

percy jackson, if you can hear us, please percy jackson, please save us percy jackson, please save us percy jackson

© 2024 JULSVU. all rights reserved. please don't plagiarize, translate, put in other websites or copy my work without permission. ty!

[gabessquishytum]

It's awards season!!

Hob and Dream have been hiding their relationship. They've been together for a while in a strong relationship, but they're famous public figures and being in a relationship with each other would engender outsized interest and public "comment". And at least at first they just wanted to keep it for themselves without having a portmanteau couple name (Hob was partial to "Dreamling", Dream was embarrassed to even have to consider a preference.) .

But they're both tired of it now - being coy on red carpets, not being able to hold hands or publicly support each other. And it's particularly galling right now as they are both up for major awards (either competing against each other in the same category or in separate categories during the same category), and their managements advised them not to announce their relationship and steal focus from their campaigns to win. They couldn't even arrive together for the ceremony (or gush to each other how lovely they look; it was probably good that Hob wasn't with Dream given how fantastic he looked,,,,Hob would have made them both late......with his mouth. The glam squads would have been pissed!).

Whichever one of them wins (first, if separate categories, or the competing award), says screw it and before he walks up on to the stage to accept his award, walks over to the other and kisses the crap out of him for all the cameras! There might be a proposal from the stage, before the play off music starts.

Aww, this is so cute. Dream’s shipname of preference is definitely Drob, by the way.

I kind of like the idea of Dream being up for best actor and Hob is up for best supporting actor? For completely different movies, but still, Hob is texting jokes to Dream about exactly how supportive he's gonna be after the ceremony the whole time they're both getting ready. Dream is very much a Big Star while Hob is more at the kookie character actor end of things, so no one really speculates about them being anything other than good friends. Dream hates that people don't value Hob enough, so he's got this plan: he's going to show the world and the industry exactly how much he loves Hob.

Hob's award is announced before Dream’s, and he doesn't say much at the acceptance - just a quick thank you to his "partner". He's always hated long speeches where actors go on and on about how privileged they are. He just wants to get back and watch Dream win his award!

And Dream does win, of course. But instead of going to the stage, he diverts off course to where Hob is sitting, kisses him thoroughly, mouths "Yes, I'm his partner" at the camera, and then hops up to collect his award. The camera stays on Hob who is just sitting there with a confused Ryan Gosling expression.

Dream says something like "my partner, Hob, hates these long speeches. So I will try to keep this short. Will you marry me?" And the crowd goes insane. Hob vaults over 5 rows of seats to get to stage and say yes.

Dreamling goes viral, and no one is talking about the awards... at the after party they mysteriously disappear and come back an hour later with sex hair and rumpled clothes. Dream lost a designer ruby earring somewhere along the way, but he's not even a little bit sorry. If he gets to kiss Hob in public, it's all worth it.

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

the fact that "beefleaf" is actually their shipname and is widely accepted is so funny to me

like they have the most gut wrenching and inevitably tragic storyline and we were like yeah meatplant is the perfect shipname for them

[barblaz-arts]

Feels like the Hellaverse fandom has a bit of a ship name problem, people are always trying to propose new ship names instead of just accepting the well established one or when a new ship pops up people don't coordinate to pick one lol.

Right? Ngl it's been annoying going in the chaggie tag and seeing people complain about the shipnames and generating new ones instead of just... Making actual content of the ship... Who cares what they're called? That's the name we've used for literal years. Changing it now would just be ill-advised. Makes things so disorganized. If you want Chaggie to be even more obscure and unpopular then trying to use different shipnames is a good way to do it.

[damnfandomproblems]

https://www.tumblr.com/damnfandomproblems/766696660513554432/fandom-problem-6323-i-hate-when-people-with?source=share

Or when you politely ask someone in the general tags "hey could you please tag this ship? This is the shipname in case you didn't know", they refuse, and so you (key note: without bothering them further) just block them because fair, it's their post, but I still don't want to see it and they throw a tissy

It's not like i tried to blackmail them and went "oh you did't tag the ship!! I'm going block/report you!!" and I didn't try to be all guilt-trippy either like "ooh please tag the ship :(( i don't want to block but i will have too if you don't ship is just so upsetting and i had panic attack seeing this ship please tag it so other's don't get triggered please", I just kept it short and poliet and accepted my answer and took the next step to keep my peace and joy online. I don't know you. I am not mutual with you, let alone even following you, grow up and move on rather than spamming my inbox and messages because you feel slighted

Blocking isn't personal. Even if you are the most lovely, wonderful, perfect person who makes the most brilliant and amazing things ever, you're just not going to everyone's cup of tea and they may still not want to see you and/or the the things you make when they're browsing the main tags. Way too many emotionally constipated people are online ffs

Posting as a response to a previous problem.

[theblacksheepcz]

Rating regretevator ships for fun!! <3 (please don’t kill me-)

Split x Bive - 11/10 yuri

Wallter x Mark - 7.5/10 we love to see suffering and divorce 👍

Poob x Pest - 5/10 one-sided love, huh? Thoughts and prayers…

Lampert x Infected - 6/10 homie i can smell the angst all the way from here WHAT ARE YOU COOKING??

Bive x DrRetro - 6/10 I’ll admit that it’s really cute :}

Infected x Poob - 8/10 THEYRE SO ADORABLE I NEED MOAR

Mach x Pilby - 6/10 they have potential, but i see them more as found family.

Pilby x Lampert - 6/10 cutie patooies

Unpleasant x Jeremy - 9/10 i don’t care if they’re satire i need them to be soulmates. now.

DrRetro x Mach - 7/10 YES?? GENIUS???

Gnarpy x SwibbleDib - 8/10 the only gnarpy ship i accept,,,have u seen the tiktoks abt them…

Pest x Mark - 0/10 …I don’t get it…

MR x DrRetro - ?/10 I’m listening👂I would like to know more

Prototype x Scag - 10/10 YEAH YEA YAAAAA

Reddy x Prototype - 5/10 eh i can get behind this but i see them as besties

Poob x Pilby - 7/10 CUTE

Pilby x Split - 6/10 sure why not

Enphoso x MR - ?/10 *writing sound* uh-huh…tell me more.

Scag x Bive - 4/10 interesting. not my cup of tea tho.

Gregoriah x Miche - 6/10 their shipname is SQUISHYCUBE? i love that for them (before you say that Greg canonically has a bf, polyamory exists)

Miche x DrRetro - 6/10 kitty…

SwibbleDib x Emerson - 2.5/10 haha i get it they’re minimum wage employees-

Infected x Unpleasant - excuse me?

Mach x Scag - 7.5/10 i came up with this one is this anything?

Scag x Pilby - 6/10 is this also anything??

if Gregoriah x Mach exists somewhere in the universe then they’d be like Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit i think.

[anna-neko]

look at this galaxy-brained HC mofo right there!! That is the kinda effortless-looking perfectly hilarious yet so damn profound headcanons maker I aspire to be

Extended Close Foster family debacle call those bitches Hellatives

[swiftiefirefighters]

No you're right and I stand by oliver "the what now content?" stark. He does not like tevan as a shipname at the very least lol

if you see me typing out buddie just know i’m doing it with a blank look in my eyes only bc it’s the fandom accepted way to say buck/eddie!!!!! im actually so glad bucktommy was settled on its the best thing for me personally.

now i’m just imagining lou insisting on tevan bc he knows oliver doesn’t like it. oliver “stop trying to make tevan happen” stark and lou “you will take tevan from my cold dead hands” ferrigno jr.

[fallingtowers]

sorry for being an insufferable curmudgeon but the buffy fandom's generally accepted shipnames are all SOOO ugly. bitch what the fuck is a bangel. i'm a grown adult i will not countenance "spuffy"