#is there a ship name for Cameron Chase and Foreman???

[spro-o]

Okay hear me out

T4T Chase and Foreman with their wonderful wife Cameron. Supportive gf in the midst of her boyfriend's transitioning 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I have not considered trans Foreman before this, but I do throughly enjoy this idea :3c

both of them now have immense tboy swag 🙏

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[heph]

Think a little lower, Dr. Wilson

[bitchlesslesbian]

fucking would've fixed them.

[thankstothe]

Stakes are rising

[realbeefman]

dr daddy issues famously wanting to fuck his dadboss house. and of course everybody is familiar with allison "i can fix him" cameron. but can we please please talk about little ms "took over my old boss's boss's job (being the one he'll lust and pant after like a slobbering dog)" mr king of repressed homoerotic tension eric foreman's Deal. what was going through that man's mind when he tried to fulfill the same role his former boss's girlfriend played. NONE of the og fellows are beating the "in love with house" allegations unfortunately

[all-pacas]

FOREMAN: I wasn't criticizing you. People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is.

"Would you have sex with me?" Cameron asks a minute later.

Foreman pauses, considering, and laughs. "No. Absolutely not. You're —"

She's looking outraged. Offended. And he amends, realizing she's serious. "No," he says again, making it a question.

"You said it yourself, I'm scared of commitment. I avoid relationships," the tone of her voice making it a dare: "So clearly I'm not proposing anything serious."

Just then, Foreman's machine dings, indicating results. He feels a twinge of annoyance: at it, for denying him a distraction of work and waiting. At Cameron, for being certifiable. He busies himself with his readout. "Still not interested. You whining your way into sex makes me less interested by the second."

"I'm not whining!" Cameron says, outraged.

"You have any idea how insulting that is? Asking the first person you see out like it's some kinda dare?" He is surprised by his own disappointment, his anger: Cameron is often frustrating, annoying, oppressive with her morals and preaching and compassion. He had not thought he cared, but his hurt takes him aback. That she thinks so little of him that she'd proposition him only at random.

"It makes sense," she says, but weakly, realizing she needs to backtrack. "We're both busy. We're both single."

"Sleep with Chase again," he says, bitter. "Go moon over House. I'm so not interested."

Cameron's flushed red and angry and embarrassed. She glares at her microscope. "This isn't right," she says, slowly, the results dawning on her. She is still blushing. "We need to find House."

-

She gets him a coffee without asking, which is how Foreman knows she's trying to be sorry. He thinks about ignoring the gesture, but time — and medical publication — has taught him that only sets her off worse. "Thanks," he says.

She sits down opposite him, across the conference table. "I'm sorry," she says: he nods. "I… Earlier, I asked you out. I didn't do it … right."

"You propositioned me," he corrects, mildly. It has been a busy day, but when he's had moments of quiet he's found himself remembering and dwelling on their conversation. She wants to prove herself, he thinks. Not to him, but to herself. In a way he's sympathetic.

She blushes, looks around the empty office. "I wasn't tactful," she says, prim. "But I meant it. I like you."

"You like me." He is flat and disbelieving.

She scowls. "Yes. We're friends, Foreman! I care about you, and you care about me. We've worked together for two years, we get along…"

He disagrees, generally, without feeling offense. He wonders how she sees their relationship, if this is truly what she believes. What it would be like to be friends with Cameron (spoiled, overbearing, generous, kind Cameron). What it would be like to sleep with her.

Then he remembers a year of her mooning over House, fucking Chase last fall, and his imagination sours. "I'm not interested in someone who propositions me as a last option."

"You're not!" she says, so earnestly he actually believes her, wonders who is. But her sincerity actually makes him smile, a little. This shit is so ridiculous.

"Why you suddenly so desperate to get laid?" he asks, but gently.

"It's Valentine's Day," she says: a day about love, not sex. Something more tantalizing and so much worse.

"It's the fifteenth," he corrects.

For a half second he wants to say: ask me again next year. Stupid and sentimental and naive. Foreman sips his coffee and refrains.

[stargirlshojo]

now i cant stop thinking about cameron and foreman what even is their ship name foremeron foremon camerford forecam AUGHHH IDK

it’s mostly the actors chemistry and tension and the opposites attract type dynamic im liking

she needs to be close to everyone her morals are very black and white in the majority of cases she doesn’t think of her job as her job that’s her LIFE

foreman’s morals are a lot more grey and he doesn’t make things so personal because he disconnects himself from the job

foreman is much less passionate about his job but not exactly his career? he’s a lot more like house than chase is but he genuinely does care for some patients and definitely has a soft spot for kids and i do think he likes his job but he doesn’t see it like cameron does

his lines in dead dogs lie about how they aren’t friends just ISNT TRUE???? and he knows it. he is friends with chase and cameron but ultimately views them as part of a temporary job so i think he feels like he shouldn’t try to get close to them even when he already is

RAHHHHGGHH i don’t even know

[carsweirdness]

so. i started watching house. i think it's hilarious, so does @solangelo77, and we were wondring if there was a ship name for foreman/cameron/chase. well she did and i got hooked because she put the idea in my brain and it's not gonna be leaving anytime soon.

[fizzingwizard]

I just started House season 4. When it first aired, I was really sad about the departures of Foreman, Chase, and Cameron (the ducklings/cottages, depending which forum you got your House news on lol). Now it probably would be obvious to me that they were primed to come back, but as a teen I thought this was good-bye for realsies.

I also remember that from season 4 on, the quality of the show seemed less to me. Not like it tanked, but... Gotta say, I've already seen every episode I could clearly remember in the first three seasons. I can't remember a single episode in the latter ones, except for character plot points, like Thirteen's Huntington's, Kal Penn's (I forgot his character's name) suicide, Wilson's cancer, House driving his car into Cuddy's house and still getting his job back smh...

So I kinda expect from here on the medicine takes a back seat to character drama. I remember as a teen thinking that House was being reimagined as a soap for housewives, because it turned out a lot of housewives liked the show. I also remember thinking, "But if they already like it, why would you change it. Just because of stereotypes of what housewives like?? 'Oh no, housewives are watching us! We better become the kind of show housewives like'" what??? They are already watching! You don't need to change it! You've hooked your audience!

To be clear, I've never read anything where the writers admitted that so ehhh. But there really was a shift towards drama and focusing on character relationships. There had been plenty of drama before, but boy did it kick up after season three. In particular the show began to make more frequent references to House/Wilson, which was a popular ship along with House/Cuddy and House/Cameron, but not taken at all seriously because this was before 2010 and most Americans were still casually, if not outright, homophobic, and gay stuff was just not "done" on TV unless it was sad and everyone died or it was treated as a big joke. Wow TV changed a lot in ten years...

Anyway House/Wilson was a big joke. I'd say it wasn't as bad as some shows were with their token gay ship. Like it was better than Sherlock. *shrug* It would be hard to say whether the jokes were more homophobic because they were jokes, or progressive because they didn't offend the characters. But yeah House/Wilson fans were considered by other fans to be young horny women or old horny women not getting enough from their husbands. They weren't expected to be normal humans enjoying a dynamic on a show, and they definitely weren't expected to be men (gay or otherwise).

So the show ramped up the romance, the drama, and the confusing gay innuendos. Not saying it got bad. It just changed. I really can't remember any medical case at all that didn't directly affect a member of the main cast.

It'll be interesting to see if I feel the same way now that I'm starting season 4 again. But I gotta say, after watching the first couple episodes, it's so, so funny to me how bad the acting is when House starts the competition. The competition angle I think is very funny! But I guess what happens is you now have a huge cast and so everyone can only get one-liners that need to express everything about them, and their screen time is so low that if you're meant to be annoyed for just one scene, as far as the audience knows you're always this annoyed lol.

The one that gets me the most is Thirteen's introduction. First it's just like Olivia Wilde sitting with the contestants. Not that gorgeous women can't be doctors but like... that's Olivia Wilde. Just. Sitting there. buhahaha. And then she's in the OR and another contestant asks her name you know a totally normal question for one colleague to ask another. and in this very tired, put-upon sounding tone she replies "call me Thirteen" because that's her contestant number and she doesn't want to "get attached."

But can you imagine that in real life? "What's your name" "(sigh, not this question again) Just call me Thirteen" x'DDD Like maybe when you're in jr high and trying to be ~*special*~ you might do that, and a few years later realize how cringy it was and start going by Jessica again if you haven't already. This isn't about her using an unusual nickname though. I've had a few friends with unusual nicknames that they got by normally. It's about the personal tragedy and deep resistance to getting close that calling herself "Thirteen" among her colleagues is supposed to represent. IIRC, patients and non-diagnostics team members do call her by her real name. So this is nooot about nicknames. It's about the writers pitching ideas back and forth and someone suggesting with a straight face "What if there was a dying doctor who is really out of this world gorgeous and bisexual and distant because she's got Huntington's and only goes by Thirteen, you know, the unlucky number???" lol

[the-gayest-show]

My current thoughts on House MD as someone who is binging it madly

House is such a guy. He's so down bad and miserable FEED ME MORE!!! I NEED MROE OF HIM!!!!!!

Today I found out bro was British like WHAAAAAAAAAA bro wasn't straight American the accent was so spot on???????????

It has been 2. 2 days. since this show has begun its takeover of my soul. I... need help. I'm 1 more episode from the s1 finale, my current fav is the "3 Stories" episode for its brilliant writing, and I just found the fandom so uh apparently Wilson/House is a ship?? not a bad ship just not visible in s1

I keep forgetting abt shows in 2004 being a little bit homophobic like dammmmnn no slurs rn but I see that attitude, random patient. I see it. but hey. if my fav is the guy the show is named after the writers have done something right

i don't even have a 2nd favorite which is weird bc I like every single other character equally? like Cameron, Foreman, Chase, Cuddy, and Wilson are on the same level to me, though I wonder how deep Wilson's and House's relationship goes if he knows about house's ex.

Anyways uh go watch the show it's surprisingly calming and my new favorite time eater

[firstaidspray]

Birthday Countdown Revchase Snippets - Day 5

To celebrate Valentine's month as well as my birthday month, I'm going to post a snippet of Revchase every day until my birthday, using these prompts- there are 25 so it leads right up to my birthday!! Here's five!!

5- Write about a casual kiss between your ship.

Pairing: Robert Chase/Reverie (oc)

Media: House MD

Word Count: 649

Rating: T

CW: Medical talk

The all-too-familiar sound of a ball bouncing off the wall of the diagnostics department office can be heard as Chase approaches said room. When he enters, he expects it to be House that is wasting time playing with that stupid ball, but no. Sitting in a chair that the aforementioned diagnostician would be in is Reverie, who is also filling House's role by bonking that stupid ball against the wall and, unlike House, failing to catch it when it comes back her way.

“You can't just hit it away like a volleyball,” Chase laughs, watching Reverie scramble to the floor to grab the ball. “Does House know you're playing with that?”

Reverie shrugs. “He's seen me do it before, I doubt it'd surprise him.”

As Reverie goes to toss the toy once more, it's caught in midair, by none other than House himself. He looks at Reverie with a veneer of annoyance, but deep down he finds it endearing.

“Shouldn't you be down in surgery cutting out someone's gallbladder?” House asks, sitting down and beginning to play with the ball in the same way Reverie had been.

She shakes her head. “No. Name's not on the schedule for anything, I'm on call for emergency procedures only.”

House sighs. “Great. So we have an extra annoyance here to input useless suggestions during differentials.”

Reverie is not offended by this– she knows House is just like that and actually does, shockingly, respect her. He's taken her ideas into consideration before, and does consider her to be abnormally intelligent with diagnostics for a surgical assistant nurse. So his irritated remarks don't bother her, and never will.

“Patient presents with a sore throat with a cough, swollen lymph nodes, headache, body aches, fever and chills, and upper left abdominal pain,” House announces as he puts down the ball and flips open the case file.

Foreman scoffs. “So he's got a case of the sniffles. It's the flu. We'll give him extra IV fluids and antivirals.”

“That doesn't explain the abdominal pain,” Chase interrupts.

“Influenza can have gastric involvement, depending on the strain,” Cameron responds.

“Yeah, in children,” House shoots down her idea. “No diarrhea or vomiting, no gastric involvement.”

Chase thinks for a moment, then has an idea. “Mononucleosis. Left upper abdominal pain could be an enlarged spleen.”

Cameron, Foreman, and Reverie all nod in agreement and look at House for confirmation.

“Okay. Go test the blood for antibodies for Epstein-Barr and white cell count, and palpate the spleen and liver to check for enlargement,” House says, waving off his team.

Suddenly, everyone, including Reverie’s pagers go off, and the group stops to look at her to see if their messages match. She checks it, and makes a “tsk” sound.

“Must be mono,” she says, “because your patient’s spleen just ruptured and I'm requested for emergency surgery. That what yours says?”

They all nod after checking the message, the same that she had gotten. Reverie gets up from her chair and begins to rush out of the room, but not before stopping by Chase’s chair.

“I gotta go scrub in. Good call on the mono,” she says to him.

Unexpectedly, Chase takes her chin in his hands and pulls her into a quick, casual kiss. It lasts only seconds, despite how much each of them wishes it would last longer, and ends with a pop. Though Reverie is mildly shocked, everyone else is astonished at his blatant display of affection.

“Good luck, Rev,” he says to her.

“Thanks,” Reverie replies with a smile, then leaves to head down to surgery.

Everyone stares at Chase for a moment, before he starts to get uncomfortable.

“What?” He asks.

“You should use more tongue next time,” House comments, “make it more interesting for us to watch.”

Everyone else in the room, especially Chase, rolls their eyes, then stands up and follows Reverie's suit to the patient.

[dudeshusband]

Title: I'm Never Giving Up On You

Ship: Mike x Robert Chase

Words: 759

Description: "i’m not really good at this sort of thing. i never really had much luck with relationships before but i wanna make it work. i want us to work."

Warnings: mentions of (previous) domestic violence

It was freezing outside and raining, no that was an understatement, water was pouring from the sky in buckets. Grey clouds swirled in a depressed dance above the apartment building where Mike and their boyfriend lived.

It was their boyfriend's apartment, of that much they had just been reminded.

“Can't I have a minute to myself in my own damn apartment?!” he'd shouted.

He didn't mean to make them feel unwanted but he had. He had made them feel like what they had to say wasn't important.

They were happily telling him about something they had learned and he'd just...gone off. He hadn't said he was busy or he needed time alone.

It didn't take him long to deflate but he'd said enough.

Mike was drenched from head to toe. They had been too blinded by tears to grab an umbrella.

They knew they were sensitive, and he hadn't meant it but they were afraid. Afraid of the tense air after a fight they'd known in their youth.

Afraid he'd…

No. That was ridiculous. He had never so much as moved to hurt them. He wouldn't.

And yet…

Their phone buzzed in their pocket. The name of the team’s groupchat lit up their phone. It was a silly inside joke of theirs.

Cameron had sent one of those inspiring videos that went viral on social media but only made Mike sad. Foreman sent a semi cynical comment but Mike turned off their phone.

It was too uncomfortable here. Mike stood and walked down the road aimlessly.

Cars whizzed past and Mike tried their best not to think.

Eventually they found themselves at a diner House once took them to in order to avoid Cuddy while doing a differential diagnosis.

The bell dinged and Mike found a seat at the counter. They hadn't brought their wallet so they asked for a water.

When they'd finished it, they spent a great deal of time staring into the bottom of their glass.

The waitress looked ready to kick them out of the diner when the bell rang again and in came their boyfriend, nearly as drenched as they were.

He looked more happy to see them then than he'd ever been happy to see anything in the time they had known him.

He rushed forward and pulled them into a hug. They tensed slightly and he stepped back, frowning.

“I called you,” he said. “Left voicemails, texts, everything.”

Mike felt their phone like a heavy weight in their pocket. “I turned it off.”

“I looked everywhere from our place to here,” he continued. “I started thinking I was never going to find you.”

It was getting dark out. How long had they walked to get here? How long had they stayed?

“I'm sorry,” he said finally. “I love you. I want to hear you talk. I'm used to keeping everything to myself. No one's ever cared about my feelings.”

“I care,” Mike whispered.

“I was stressed. I should've just told you that. But I didn't and I'm sorry.”

He took Mike’s hand. “I’m not really good at this sort of thing. I never really had much luck with relationships before but I want to make it work. I want us to work.”

Mike suppressed a laugh. “You're not good at relationships?”

He shook his head. “I haven't had a lot of real relationships. Sex and love, they're not always the same thing.”

Mike shrugged. “I don't have much experience with either.”

“Please don't scare me like this again,” he asked with a pleading voice that broke Mike's heart a little. “Please.”

Everyone he'd ever loved had left him in one way or another. That's why he was careful with how much of his feelings he shared. He didn't want to care about someone and have them leave again.

He had hurt them, though he hadn't meant to, and they'd done the same to him.

Mike took him into their arms, and whispered, “I'm not leaving you. I'm not giving up on you, okay? I'm here, you found me. I'm so glad you looked for me. I didn't mean to worry you.”

Mike stepped back and took his face into their hands. “I'm so sorry.”

Then they rested their forehead softly against his.

Suddenly, someone started clapping slowly. The diner was empty and the waitress had been staring at the pair of them while cleaning the counter.

“Alright, lovebirds, that was beautiful and all but it's closing time.”

Mike and Chase flushed in embarrassment then made their way out of the diner.

tag list: @lysandthunder @cozyships @prophetshusband @pucksfictionallovelife @holy-heck-i-love-my-fo @kennabrando @bee-ships @mxmiriships @glitched-ships @jellyfish-ships lmk if you want to be added (or removed)

[fircyca]

Oké, SamBucky (mivan, ez egy karakter, nem? :) ) és legyen mondjuk Chase doki a House-ból

this is going to be hard ajhkdkkhfgk i'll probably go into them separately but i'll try

Sam/Bucky

favorite thing about them: it's that they both are just GOOD people. like Sam is an absolute saint, he's empathetic, patient and cares so much about everyone. he's good and communicating, actually listens and can come up with reasonable solutions. he's THE man and the captain america we need.

and Bucky... oh boy. that man has seen the void and still came out at the other and as good person who just wants to help and a loyal friend.

least favorite thing about them: i could do with less yelling

favorite line: that whole exchange about being just a couple of guys

brOTP: them? lmao i also like Sam with Rhodey.

OTP: again, them. i'm also very okay with Bucky and Sarah (jk i'm not just very okay with it I SHIP IT HARD)

nOTP: anything that has to do with Zemo. yike

random headcanon: Bucky always gives random little gifts to Sam because that's how he shows he cares (and i'm projecting hard on this one don't judge)

unpopular opinion: idk? i'm afraid to go that deep into the fandom to find one lmao

song i associate with them: the restoration of a child's robot by julian sakata

favorite picture of them: that way too long handshake in ep 5 that's my icon

Chase

favorite thing about them: that from the start he was House Jr. in the making, just with more people skills and better bedside manner

least favorite thing about them: that whole manwhore phase was a liiiiiittle bit too much imo

favorite line: "I'm going to hug you. Anything to say?"

brOTP: House and maybe Foreman

OTP: okay i'm going to do something really awful here because while i LOVED Chase and Cameron, i really did, for me Chase and Martha Masters had the best potential. too bad we never got that

nOTP: 13. just no.

random headcanon: over the years after he took over, he actually became better at diagnostics then House

unpopular opinion: i don't think i have one? or i can't think of any atm

song i associate with them: losing my religion by r.e.m

favorite picture of them: the one from the finale with his name on the door (i can't find it)

[laufire]

The City Watch books and House M. D. for the meme

The City Watch books

Favorite character: His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh; Commander and Ambassador Sir Samuel “The Butcher” Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch; Blackboard Monitor xDD (sorry for the “spoilers” but they won’t make much sense to you anyway yet, so).

Second favorite character: this one is hard, because I’m endlessly fond of so many– Angua, Carrot, Cheery, Dorlf, Vetinari (okay, “fond” is probably not the word for him)… but given my reaction to certain news about the adaptation, I’m picking Sybil lol.

Least favorite character: eh. I mean, the villains of these books are certainly the type you don’t feel much affection for, as a general rule lmao. I’m going with Lord Rust. Because he’s a very mundane evil.

The character I’m most like: Constable Visit for my tendency to proselitizice about Discworld books, of course. In truth, I relate to a lot of them, especially Vimes, so I’m going with him.

Favorite pairing: Sam/Sybil. They’re too cute. Though I love Angua/Carrot too.

Least favorite pairing: meh. I guess there’s a fairly big sector that ships Vimes/Vetinari, and though I see why they would, I can only see them as platonic frenemies xD

Favorite moment: SO SO MANY. RN, since I have Feet of Clay fresh, is Dorlf’s “WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN” *sobs*. I love golems.

Rating out of 10: 13/10 at least.

House M.D.

Favorite character: Gregory House. He’s That Bitch xDD.

Second favorite character: I’m between Amber, Foreman, and Chi Park (all likely weird choices xD).

Least favorite character: eh. I don’t think I had strong negative feelings for any of them. I wasn’t too interested in Cameron or Taub, I guess.

The character I’m most like: I relate to House, partially for some of the reasons I relate to Vimes, but let’s not get into that xD. Also, Thirteen.

Favorite pairing: honestly, I could never ship-ship anything in this show, even if I loved plenty of (mostly House-related) dynamics, like House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Foreman, House/Dominika PETROVA (I can never get over the name of his “wife”, sns. I’ve decided House takes place in the Plecverse thanks to this, btw. It makes things even more hilarious lol. Now I want Hugh Laurie to appear in Legacies)… I think I came closest with Amber/Wilson[/House] (and Chase/Park, but to a much lesser levels). So I guess it’s Amber/Wilson. I wish we’d seen more, especially with House in the mix lol.

Least favorite pairing: my answer is more or less the same as in “least favorite character”. I guess Cameron/Chase bored me? Not even their relationship being at least 80% about House could save it for me xDD. Though I enjoyed all the drama before & after Chase killed a dictator lol.

Favorite moment: the very ending, with House and Wilson driving away after House faked his death lmao.

Rating out of 10: 9/10. It had its low moments, but loving such a centric character has its perks and it was overall really solid.

[ris-multi-fandom]

So here’s the ones I’ve been sent so far:

Foreman/Cameron- I wouldn’t ever actively ship this but I could see them working, maybe even better than Chase and Cameron did. But I also feel like they’d inevitably split up probably because Foreman’s job will always come first.

Chase/Foreman- I find this one interesting, I don’t think they’d be together for long but I think their relationship would definitely be fun. They would probably be the sort of couple that spend most of their time together having sex and I imagine they’d have a disagreement in a case that would lead to their breakup.

Chase/Foreman/Cameron- This one would either work really well or be a disaster, there’s no in between. To begin with there would be a fair amount of jealousy, if one agrees with another more in differentials then the last of the trio would be jealous etc which would then go one of two ways, they argue and breakup, causing problems with every case they work for a while or House would keep a tally of who sides with who and they realise that there’s actually not a lot of difference so they laugh about how silly their jealousy was and become stronger.

House/Wilson/Cuddy- I could fully get behind this. This would be a mature relationship mainly because of Cuddy and Wilson. They’d definitely have a few kids and a nice house, Wilson and Cuddy would be the responsible ones, they’d decide what school the kids would go to, they’d do the grocery shopping, they’d be the enthusiastic parents at dance recitals. House on the other hand would be the fun dad, he’d be skeptical about having kids at first but once they have them he’d wind them up to no end, they’d have prank wars which would drive Cuddy and Wilson crazy but occasionally Wilson would join in too, House would also be dragged along to any dance recital but would secretly enjoy it. All in all I love this one.

House/Wilson/Amber- Wilson would kill one or both of them. This would be the sort of polyamorous relationship where House and Wilson are dating, Wilson and Amber are dating but House and Amber aren’t. Neither House nor Amber are bothered that Wilson is dating the other but they just don’t like each other much. House and Amber would bicker like little kids 99% of the time, they’d be like divorced parents arguing over who gets Wilson this weekend. Although if Wilson ever got hurt they would both be so protective of him to the point where they’d seem to get along but as soon as he’s better they’d be back to normal. Eventually they’d work out a routine but both H and A would still push the boundaries to wind the other one up.

Cameron/Cuddy- Gonna be honest I struggled to picture this one. I feel like they’d have a very mature relationship, it would probably start out rocky, House would do something reckless in a case that Cameron helped out with and Cuddy would berate her for it, then Cameron would become too cautious which would lead to a patient nearly dying so she’d stand up to Cuddy which would cause tension between them. Eventually Cameron would leave House’s team and work in the ER and after that their relationship grows stronger. They’d end up being married and having kids.

House/Amber- They would be so toxic. Their relationship would start off as a drunken one night stand that ends up becoming very frequent. It takes them a while to admit that they’re in a relationship and that was only because Wilson basically cornered them. Their pet names for each other would be ‘Bitch’ and ‘Asshole’ and they would argue over the smallest thing yet they end up being together a lot longer than anyone in the hospital had bet on. Although they’d both worked out that bets had been made very early into the relationship so many wonder wether they stayed together as long as they had because they’d agreed to split the winnings. Their relationship would definitely be hot and full of makeup sex, which is probably the reason they argue so often anyway.

Thirteen/Cameron- They wouldn’t be together for long. Cameron would want marriage and kids whereas Thirteen wouldn’t want to expose a child to what she had growing up, she knew she’d be dead before their kid had even hit their teenage years. At first Cameron would be understanding of this but eventually she’d get frustrated that she couldn’t have a child which would then lead to resentment in the relationship and they’d end up breaking up.

Thirteen/Amber- They mostly get together at first to annoy the others in the competition. They’d be an unstoppable diagnostic team but once the competition is over and Amber doesn’t get the spot there’s then tension between them. Amber closes herself off from Thirteen and they don’t talk for weeks, this leads them realising that they actually missed each other so they try again. But there would always be that tension from thirteen getting the job that Amber wanted and they’d end up breaking up.

Taub/Kutner- This relationship would be doomed from the start. They would get so much shit from the others that it would drive them apart. Kutner would be able to deal with all the daddy issue comments that the team would give him but he’d always be a bit wary due to Taub’s history of cheating. And he’d be right to be wary because Taub would inevitably cheat on him which would lead to their breakup and Kutner would leave the team.

Chase/Thirteen- This relationship would definitely just be about sex, Chase would try to get it to go further but Thirteen wouldn’t. They wouldn’t really break up because they never really got together but they would stop hooking up because Thirteen would feel bad for Chase who clearly wanted more than a fwb situation.

I’m bored and can’t sleep so can any House MD fans send me a ship and I’ll rate them!