#⌜ self ship ⌟

[foreverly]

yall lost reblog and post privileges

[kimiko24]

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

[kakusboyfriend]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[lovipop]

What selfshipping is like

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[srpayt0n]

I HAVE to post this here too...y'all selfshippers are so strong and real, tysm....

[bitty-bytes]

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[starryy-ships]

i miss him (fictional character)

[neon-junkie]

what do you mean hes fictional. i need him

[mothwiingz]

hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead

edit: proshippers this post is not for you. go away

[deathdetermineslife]

"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!

[vergils-beloved]

💕💖 I LOVE MY F/O TEMPLATES 💖💕

made some templates inspired by the "i love my gf/bf" ones where you put a picture into the heart but i made them selfship specific ^w^ you can use and edit this template however you want including for shirts etc, but it's only for personal use. don't use this template for commercial purposes. if you use or save any then a reblog and/or like are very appreciated, but no credit is needed if you post it anywhere ^w^

version without the title under the cut in case you want to add your own. font used is cooper black

[selfshipping-haven]

that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

[keriro]

tfw u finally realize u have a crush on the town farmer