#is there a better ship name for these two??

[gingernut1314]

Could you write some luffy dating headcanons?🫶🫶🫶

Dating Luffy would Include...

Content: gender-neutral reader, more love bug Luffy, what I think dating Luffy would be like

Word Count: 700+

A/N: Umm....yesss!!! I'm always so down to write fluffy Luffy things!! If there are any specific dating escapades you'd like me to write about, just let me know! I hope you enjoy!

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Luffy would be the softest, most kind person you’d ever dated

This man is peppering you with kisses every chance he gets

Hugging you every chance he gets

He’s just always finding ways to touch you

He needs to touch you, it’s his love language obvi

If you’re across the ship or somewhere doing something without him, he’s gonna stretch his arm or leg so that he can hold your hand or wrap an ankle around yours

Has close lined about half the crew cause of this

In his need to be close to you, expect to carry him a lot

Cause he’d gonna latch onto your back like some weird backpack

He’ll nuzzle his face in your neck and kiss your skin and tell you all the butterfly-inducing things he thinks of you

Luffy’s gonna say he loves you first

He might even say it way before you two start dating

This guy just loves his friends--you guys are his family

But when you two start dating, you might have to explain that you love him in a different way than you love the crew

Luffy might take a few moments to think this over, but I believe this guy is super emotionally intelligent so he’d know the difference 

And he has no problem letting you know he loves you in this different way too

Be ready to be the first person Luffy’s bringing his strange show and tell things too

Whether it’s a stick or a rock or a very creepy crawly bug, he’s gonna shove it way too close to your face and explain with a big old bright smile on his face what it is and how cool it is

Sometimes he’ll find cool gems or treasures and gift them to you

Sometimes, while on an island, he’ll see something that you just need to have

Of course, this man doesn’t have a single berri to his name, but he’ll beg Zoro or Sanji to buy it for him

And if he’s truly desperate, he’ll brave asking Nami for money

He’ll brave anything for you

He’s gonna do anything to see you smile and hear you laugh

He’ll do bad impressions of the crew or tickle you or even draw you something

He thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the world 

And he is not shy when it comes to telling you that

He’ll grab hold of your cheeks and tell you over and over till you feel like you might explode from the sweetness of it all

Luffy loves food

He lives and breathes food

Because of this, food, in a none cooking sense, is one of his love languages

Because while he will not share with anyone

You’ll find him not stealing food off your plate once you two start dating

You’ll find him making sure you’ve eaten enough before he vacuums down the rest of the food laid out for you all

If there was something you really were looking forward to eating, and Luffy has it on his plate, he’s gonna let you have a piece

You might even ask Sanji to teach you to cook something simple so you could cook for Luffy

And though Sanji assures you Luffy would beg for boiling water and eat burnt to near charcoal foods, he’ll understand you want it to be nice

Luffy will be brought to tears when you present your meal or snack to him

And he’ll attack you in hugs and kisses 

He’ll insist you share the food you made

I think any nicknames he gives you are gonna be food-related

“You’re my little rice ball or meatball” 

Might get the occasional Sunshine from him, but he’s coming up with these nicknames on the fly

And there are definitely ones that are better than others, but they are cute all the same

Ever since you two started dating, there hasn’t been a single night you two didn’t sleep in the same hammock

There really was rarely a night you two didn’t sleep together before you made your relationship official

But it’s mandatory now

And you are more than happy to be wrapped up in his strong, stretchy arms

Say goodbye to blankets cause Luffy is your blanket now

[berryispunk]

Grocery Shopping

pairing: Frankie Morales x f! reader

summary: Your plan was to shop for groceries, Frankie had other ideas.

tags/warnings: explicit 18+, dirty talk, public sex, teasing, nickames (baby, princesita), Frankie has a filthy mouth, unprotected PinV, creampie (wrap it up, folks!), established relationship, soft! dom Frankie, a mirror, soft! Frankie, porn with a tiny sprinkle of plot, no physical description of reader apart from a pony tail, no use of y/n

notes: This only exists thanks to the post of @marshmallow--3 and their dream I found this morning. I hope this does your original idea justice :) <3 no beta reading, we die with the sinking ship

word count: 2k

After your ex left you you swore off love and men.

He made you feel unwanted, kicked your self worth with his feet and generally was an awful human being, but it didn’t stop you from crying. 

Days turned into weeks where you were mourning something that only was perfect in your imagination because if you’d be real to yourself you knew you’re better off without him. 

After the grief switched to rage you found yourself slowly enjoying going out again. Mingling with your friends in your standard bar like every Friday was when you spotted him. Tall, broad and a smile so contagious it created little butterflies in your stomach instantly. 

You didn’t dare to go over to him and his equally attractive friends, so you observed for a while instead. 

Some stolen glances and a Friday later, same time, same place, he finally came over and took a seat next to you at the bar. Asked what your drink of choice was, held eye contact the whole time, seemed genuinely interested in what you had to say and the warm feeling in your chest grew with every minute. 

You quickly learned that his name was Frankie and you adored his name, repeating it in your head, tasting it on your own tongue and liked the taste more than you should after this short encounter with a man you just met. But something was different about Frankie and it made you both nervous and intrigued. 

As weeks went on you enjoyed every single date with Frankie. He always showed up, kept his promises and never made you question your worth in any way. He worshiped the ground you walked on, wasn’t afraid to show public displays of affections, not when you were alone and also not when you were out with his or your friends. 

Frankie effortlessly healed all the wounds your ex left and made you feel like floating. 

It was too good to be true you told yourself, there had to be a catch. 

But as weeks turned into months, him crashing at your place every chance he got, filling in the empty place in your heart and bed perfectly, it made you happier than you ever were before. 

He made your heart skip a beat with his sweet nothings he never was afraid to whisper into your ear and he also never failed to make your panties wet just by his attentive nature. Frankie thrived in your pleasure, never grew tired of letting you know how much he adored every single inch of you, even the parts you were so insecure about like your soft belly and back rolls. But Frankie loved it all the same, covering every inch of your soft skin with kisses and tiny love bites which made you giggle every time. 

He made you feel absolutely desired, something you so vainly missed in your prior relationship. This man made you feel like you could conquer the world as long as you were together. 

Today, when the two of you are at the supermarket to grab some groceries for dinner you can’t help but tease him a bit. You’re wearing a strapless tank top without a bra because it is a particularly hot and humid summer day in Florida. All your clothes sticking to your skin, same as his but it isn’t gross. Actually the slight smell of his sweat turns you on incredibly much and in this heat he even has ditched his damn baseball cap for once, revealing his messy curls and a few of his unruly strands sticking to his temples and you withstand the urge to kiss and lick his sweat covered skin. 

In the store you are at now, the AC is turned up all the way to max making your nipples almost painfully hard and mostly visible under the thin cotton fabric of your top. 

You stand in the cereal aisle as you reach for the highest shelf, tip toeing while your tongue sticks out in exertion. 

Just in this moment Frankie comes around the corner and freezes in his step as he sees you reaching up and your breasts on full display. 

You don't notice him until there’s a low sound from next to you, almost a growl coming deep from his throat as he steps behind you and mumbles 

“You need some help over there, baby?” as he presses his way bigger and hard frame against yours, making you feel his reaction to your little act against your backside. 

You have to bite your lips to not moan out loud at the feeling. 

He effortlessly reaches the cereal package and throws it into the basket you're holding before his calloused fingertips caress along your bare arms which are covered in goosebumps, definitely not only because of the icy AC air. 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing? You want me to fuck you right here in the store or what was that lil’ act for?” he whispers against the shell of your ear and you shake your head, but you feel the heat pooling in your lower body immediately. 

His goddamn filthy mouth. 

“ ‘m sorry…” you purr and his hands find your hips, grabbing them tightly, pressing you even more against his hardened need and you mewl in response. 

“Damn tease”, he whispers hoarsely before he turns you around and takes your hand,the basket you were holding dropping to the ground and walks with fast steps through the aisles towards the restroom. 

Once you’ve reached the restroom you try not to think about the hygiene too much but you don’t have much time to wrap your head around it because Frankie’s lips crash into yours with such force your back slams against the door of the restroom. 

He’s not breaking the kiss while he locks the door and hoists you up like you weigh nothing as you wrap your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck. 

The kiss is so intense it leaves you breathless real quickly and you don’t remember him ever invading your mouth like this. 

His kisses wander over your neck, to your collarbone, hot and open mouthed before he pulls down your top and latches onto your breast. 

His tongue skillfully plays with the hardened bud before his teeth graze it gently which makes you whine desperately and the grip on the locks in the ape of his neck tightening. 

He gives your other nipple the same attention, his tongue swirling around it as he braces himself up with one hand against the door. 

His other hand wanders between your bodies as it snakes into your thin linen shorts and he grins against your neck triumphantly as he feels you're already soaking. 

“Damn naughty girl, you like that don’t you ?” he purrs as he sucks at your neck and his hands explore your folds. 

Drawing small, teasing circles before his two digits enter you and curl inside your walls coaxing a really needy moan out of you which he swallows as he kisses you again. 

You’re mirroring his eagerness as you open his jeans shorts and pull them down just as much as needed to wrap your hand around his girthy length which makes him hiss instantly and it’s one of your absolute favorite sounds. 

You pump him a few times, your hand already covered in precum as your thumb runs over his rosy tip before he bucks his hips more into your hand. 

“Just as eager, hm?” you tease him as he gives you a throaty laugh in return before he removes his hand from your center and uses it to help him ease into you instead, pushing your airy shorts just to the side. 

Your eyes find his as he does, making your cheeks burn hot but you don’t look away, neither does he, and it makes the moment so much more intense as he slowly pushes all the way in, burying himself up to the hilt and giving you a moment to adjust to him. 

The familiar sting of him filling you up completely is the only pain you’re happy to endure before both hands palm your ass, squeezing it and he begins thrusting into you, gentle at first but he’s too pent up to hold back as the thrusts quickly get harder.

The obscene noise of him pumping into you fills the air and without warning he lets you down the ground and guides you in front of the milky mirror of the old restroom, bending you over the sink while he yanks your head back on your pony tail, his other hand guiding himself into you again and you moan loudly at the new angle he fucks you in. 

“Look at you”, he commands, nudging his head towards the mirror. 

“Look how fucking beautiful you look when I fuck you. Taking me so good, baby” he praises, his grip on your ponytail tightening and forcing you to look into the mirror and you whine helplessly.

His face is one grimace as he hisses again, this time paired with Spanish curses as he picks up the pace and it’s the fucking hottest thing you’ve ever witnessed as you hold onto the sink for dear life while watching him in the mirror. 

“What would people think if they saw you like this, dirty girl? Your perfect tits on display for everyone to see?” 

You wish you could answer but your mind is way too dazed to even be able to form any coherent words as the knot in your lower belly tightens. 

“Frankie, please…” you whimper and it’s sounding way more pathetic than anticipated but you’re too high on pleasure to care. 

“Please what, princesita ? Oh, you’re close aren’t you?” he purrs against your neck as he leans forward, his soft stomach pressed against your back as his hands palm your breasts, playing with your hardened nipples and it’s all you need to find your climax.

For a moment it feels like floating as your orgasm reaches you like a freight train and you cry out his name, definitely too loud for a public restroom like this.

“Fuck, baby, shhh” he shushes you, his voice thick with desire. 

“Don’t want someone to catch us, do you?” He reminds you and you shake your head as his final last, brutal thrusts rock your world all over again and he finds his own release with a low moan into your ear. 

“Fuuuuck….” he exhales breathlessly before kissing the spot behind your ear gently while he paints your inner walls with hot ropes of his cum, making you almost lose it again. 

Really contradictory to his previous hard thrusts, you’ll definitely feel for a while, he covers your neck in soft feathery light kisses as you feel him soften inside of you.

After a moment he straightens back up, helping you to rearrange your own clothing to make you halfway presentable again while he grins mischievously, closing the zipper of his shorts. You take one last glance into the mirror, smirking yourself and shaking your head. 

“That was definitely a premiere…” you retort and he smirks as he steps towards you again, his hands now on either side of your face. 

“You okay?” he asks as he always does when he gets a little rougher with you. 

“I’m perfectly fine, thank you” you answer and nuzzle his nose with your own. 

“You think they already put away our groceries from the basket?” he chuckles, his forehead resting against yours before he kisses it gently and pulls away. 

He steps towards the door, unlocking it and holds it open for you. 

“I don’t know”, you answer as you step into the store again. 

“But what I do know is that I’m fucking hungry now” you laugh and he chimes in with his warm laugh that makes his eyes crinkle, the one you love so much.

It’s moments like this you’re certain that Frankie is the best thing ever happening to you.

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[mydirtyvalentine]

okay so i was talking to @feralruin last night about coming up with a new ship name for arthur and parker cause there has got to be something better out there than parkthur.

came up with the following two ideas:

1. “challenger deep”

parker as a fighter/boxer hence the connotation to challenge. he also challenged arthur’s tendency to spiral and self destruct.

deep as it’s connection to drowning and parker arguably pulled arthur from his deepest trench, saving him from ‘bedrock’

2. “closet case”

this one was definitely more of a joke but i like the dual meaning of hidden queer love along with the fact that parker was hidden away in a closet and arthur continues to investigate/take on cases.

i’d love to hear other people’s ideas and thoughts about these or other ship names for parker/arthur !!

[quibbs126]

Maybe I’m just being lazy but screw it, I don’t have much else to add to this page, or that I will add, so page now

As stated prior, this AU now has the name of Transformers X, and this page is pretty much just me trying to make various designs for characters

I say try because while I got Jazz and a design for Bumblebee, I kind of gave up by the Starscream design, or I just didn’t know how to finish it

I guess let’s just go through what’s here

So first we have Bumblebee. I gave him a visor, but I don’t know if I want to keep it, because honestly I’m giving too many characters visors at this rate

I do like how round he is though, and I like his horns

I also decided I need to give characters other gem shapes, which I did here with Bee. I gave him the two on his chest to mimic headlights, and one on his head because why not

I have no clue what his role in the AU is. I know he’s an Autobot, and he probably has some connection with Optimus, but I don’t know what specifically he does? Originally I was planning on him being Optimus’ support bot, but I ended up finding Jazz a better pick, so I don’t know what to do with him now

Speaking of which, on to Jazz. I already explained stuff about him prior, how he’s semi based on his TFA design. The red circle gem is supposed to be where his Autobot symbol is, but honestly I might change the shape. I don’t know how much I like the circle on him. The circle shoulders can stay though

By Jazz I realized I should probably be more elaborate with the arms, but I still need more time to figure out how specifically to go about that

And as for his role, as stated he is Optimus and usually Megatron’s support bot. By which I mean, guy in the HQ that’s giving the bot out field and opponent data, as well as helping with strategies

I said he has a casual thing going with both Optimus and Megatron, but honestly, I might take it out. I thought it was funny, but I’m not sure how much I like it genuinely. Not that I don’t think the ship could work, it’s just that maybe I’ll shelve it here. I do kind of like it though still, at least on Optimus’ end. The polyamory’s so there’s no cheating, because I’ve decided megop is official here

And then we get to the unfinished designs

So with Starscream, I didn’t really know how to translate his helmet design into Mega Man-esque format. So I went looking for characters to maybe get some pointers on how to do so, and I ended up finding Gate, who basically became my main inspiration for this Starscream

I just thought the helm design really fit Starscream, and I mean I can use the flashback Gate for scientist Starscream too

But then during my sketching I was like “does that really look like Starscream?” Like he looks like a Mega Man character, but to me I’m not sure he’s recognizable as Starscream

I also didn’t know what to do for his body, since the gem was supposed to be in place of his cockpit, nor was I sure on his arms or how his wings work

So I decided he’s to be shelved for now, maybe I can make a better design later

Then I decided to do a small head design for Skyfire. As is he isn’t really going to be in the AU, since he’s currently in stasis, but might as well

He’s fine, I just have to figure out his body

Then we have a semi-sketch of Soundwave, who’s mainly based on Vile because I feel like the shapes work for him

I was trying to add something to his head to make him look more Soundwave, but they didn’t turn out right. Maybe my issue here is leaning too much into the Vile helm style

All I know is he is very square

And I think that’s mainly it on this round of AU stuff. It really isn’t that much, I’ll be honest, but this is from like, the past few days where I’ve been doing a lot of work, and I haven’t had much creative juice. Hopefully by Thursday or Friday I have more substance

Honestly I just want to keep drawing Megatron and Optimus, but I know I should expand the cast. But maybe I should just do what I want instead, since all of this is self indulgent anyways. I do need to modify Megs’ design now since I’ve decided he has circle shoulders now

[artilumi]

i have a little bit of a dc hot take id like to share… ik dc does queer couples pretty poorly, but it’s interesting to me how fans object to queer characters in queer relationships a lot bc of “character development”, i think it’s partially bc of a reminiscent feeling, especially w harley and ivy, mainly harley, ppl missing when she was evil and cruel and deranged, and i get that, but it’s important to acknowledge shes changed and shes better, not only bc of her as a character but also bc of her in relation to batman, im shes her own character now but she was first linked directly to batman, his stories and shes a prime example that bruces philosophy abt second chances is worth it, and ppl object to harlivy a lot for two reasons either dcs sort of fetishist agenda or bc they deem it “uncharacteristic” for either of them but again mainly harley to feel this kind of love bc theyre villains, but it just feels a little… homophobic to me, in some senses, dislike any ship u want but the incredibly strong objection to queer couples in the name of “character development” rubs me the wrong way.

another couple i mention are tim and bernard, i saw the valentines special and it was bad really bad, but ppl were saying to kill bernard, cut him out, traumatize tim again FOR WHY?? bc some idiot dc writer fucked up and made one of tims cheated-up ex-gf say she wanted to thank him and bernard? im sorry ive gen never seen bernard be of any detriment to tims character, tim as a character (be that as tim or as robin/red robin) has bren going downhill for years, it not bc he has a boyfriend now

u see what i mean? it just feels so disingenuous and icky to me… anyway, im saying peacefully btw ik ppl object to other ships for teh same reasons (like dickbabs) but i feel like the dislike is much stronger when the ship is queer, if anyone disagrees theres no need to fight me we can be civil and calm ty

[nereidof40k]

Another return to old writing. Ayliel meets her uncle Roboute for the first time. It goes better than she feared.

Ayliel takes a deep breath, trying to center herself. It’s been a long time since she has been this nervous. She’s never been to Macragge before and she has no idea how Roboute Guilliman will react to getting a niece he didn’t know he had. Part of her wants to go back to the Rogue Trader ship and stay there. But the possibility of having family will always make her wonder what if.

Coming to Guilliman’s office door, her violet eyes widen in surprise. There are two very familiar golden armored giants flanking the door. For a moment she’s almost back on Terra. As if she opens the door her beloved grandfather will be sitting in his lab as usual, drawing up schematics for his newest invention. But those days will never come back. No matter how much it makes her heart ache at times.

Ayliel’s voice isn’t entirely steady as she addresses the two Custodes. “Darius, Set, it’s a pleasant surprise to see you here.” Darius shifts his helmet in the way that usually indicates he is smiling. “Likewise, Lady Ayliel. It has been far too long. Are you here to stay?” He sounds happy at the prospect. Set seems no less jubilant.

She returns the smile. “I just might.” Frak, she’s missed the Custodes. They have been a part of her life since she was born. Not many people can claim that they had diapers changed by the Custodes.

Set leads her into the office, announcing her to the tired looking giant seated behind a massive desk.

There is no doubt in Ayliel’s mind that this is her uncle. The family resemblance is undeniable, if you ignore coloring, which you should do anyway.

They both stare at each other for a long moment.

Roboute can’t find the words. She looks so much like his Father, for a moment he thinks she might be an unknown sister. Or the Emperor in disguise. But then he notices her eyes. Last time he saw eyes like that they were looking at him with hatred. On Calth. They’re definitely Lorgar Aurelian’s eyes. He shoves down a grimace. That’s not her fault.

The expression could not be more different. She looks concerned and nervous. And…lonely. He knows that feeling intimately.

So Roboute stands up, rounding his desk to greet her warmly. It feels like he really needed to stand up, too. He sits too much.

“It is good to meet you, Lady Ayliel. I’m surprised I have not heard your name before.”

She gives him a rueful smile. Something the Emperor never would have showed. “I’m afraid Grandfather kept me rather isolated.” Oh, of course. That tracks.

The Emperor, he doesn’t want to call him Father right now, was always damned secretive.

Roboute squeezes her arm in greeting. . “That sounds like Him indeed. You don’t happen to know anything about paperwork?” He gestures at the piles filing his desk. She steps closer, eyeing a pile while worrying at her lower lip.

“I’m pretty good at finding dodgy paperwork, would that help?” Ayliel finally responds, picking up a sheaf of flimsy and leafing through it. “Having worked for a Rogue Trader for centuries, I’ve seen a lot of attempts to pull a fast one.”

Roboute breathes a sigh of relief. “That’s perfect, mind helping me out?” She chuckles and starts sorting papers. The Custodes watching in mild confusion.

Ayliel can feel herself relax. She can do this. Her uncle needs help. That was obvious from the moment she saw him. He looked more tired than an unsanctioned psyker who has spent a month on the same ship as an Inquisitor.

[skimmingmilk]

ooo now i'm curious, tell us more about drift! 👀

i'm assuming, like his name implies, he "drifts" around and just does whatever he wants?

You got it! Drift's name came from a couple of things. First, it's the game mechanic when you take tight corners while boosting as Sonic xD But also, it can mean being carried along by the wind or water, so fitting for a pirate world and also compatible with Sails's name :) And then the big thing is that he's so adrift in his own life. Just completely and utterly directionless.

Drift lives alone on an island in the middle of No Place. He can't swim, so he's not about to go live a life on the open seas. Most of the planet is under water, with scattered islands spread out across the ocean.

Now, he doesn't let it bother him! He doesn't need much, his island is lush and peaceful. It's okay that he can't really run anywhere, the island's not that big, he can cross it in less than fifteen minutes just walking. He likes living life worry-free, without a care in the world. He naps in hammocks all day long, plays his guitar, and eats seaweed salads and drinks out of coconuts xD He has absolutely no drive to do anything. No purpose. No point. And he's happy. He doesn't care that he's stuck in one place because his island is beautiful and he's alone! No one telling him what to do, no one expecting anything of him. It's just him, nature, and peace.

This probably doesn't sound too bad, right? Except, it's Sonic. An aimless Sonic who sees absolutely nothing wrong with lying on a beach all day, every day, alone, forever. He's Sonic's carefree nature dialed up to the point where he couldn't care less. Without anything to run towards, he doesn't run at all. Without anything to live for, he's not even really living.

He's also very talkative despite being alone. Drift got the whole slice of the talking pie xD Sharp might have a sharp tongue, but he also isn't compelled to say everything that's on his mind and Bur (originally Snare, but I think Bur works better for his character, like the little spiky seed balls that get stuck on clothes or in animal fur) is non-verbal. So it's safe to say, Sonic's most annoying qualities went to Drift, lol.

When Drift finally has some company - in the form of Rouge and Knuckles landing on his island for a change - all he's got to offer them are carefree conversations and coconuts, no way home in sight. Just miles of ocean.

"Haven't you ever wanted to at least see what else is out there?" Knuckles demanded. Eyes still closed, Drift lazily waved his hand towards the endless blue expanse beyond the edge of his beach. "Take a long look, pal. That's all there is." "You can't know that!" Knuckles smacked the palm tree with the side of his fist, the whole thing swaying along with the hammock and finally coaxed the hedgehog to crack one eye open and peer up at him. "If you've never left this island, how could you know that there isn't something more for you?" Drift clicked his tongue, a lazy smile spreading across his face as he folded his arms behind his quills. "You tell me, big guy. What could be better than this? Now d'ya mind? You're kinda blocking my sun."

Knuckles can't stand him xD Rouge is just annoyed and wants to find a way back as soon as possible. But the two of them give him a little more perspective, even if he doesn't outwardly show it - because it is pretty fun to annoy them, he's never had real people to mess with - and when Tails shows up, it becomes clear that Drift is fully aware of how he's not actually free. Not caring is his way of coping, convincing himself that he couldn't possibly want more because he can't have it when the world has nearly drowned. But after connecting with both Tails and Knuckles, Drift decides life's no fun without taking a chance or two, so he decides to go with them when they finally leave the island.

Then they'll run across a familiar pirate ship we all know and love, and Drift will find both a purpose and adventure waiting for him aboard <3 He and Sails hit it off almost instantly, to the surprise of absolutely no one, lol. They bond the quickest out of all the variants.

Drift likes to hang out in the crow's nest because "it's the farthest from the water that I can get" and that's where Sails likes to hang out, too, when he doesn't feel like partying and wants somewhere to tinker on his contraptions. Sails thinks he's funny and Drift thinks he's clever. They understand each other's longing for freedom and purpose, but they worry about the price. Drift doesn't want to be anchored to anything and Sails worries he's only valuable as a member of a crew, that on his own, he's nothing. They both fill a need they didn't know they had, and they recognize it straightaway.

"Well... if ye every feel like yer being dragged down here," Sails hummed as he looked out at the edge of the horizon, "I'll fly ye up and out." "Oh yeah?" Drift snorted, but his muzzle quirked in genuine amusement. "Wouldn't that be considered mutiny?" "Can ye really mutiny if ye don't even have a proper captain?" Sails sighed dramatically, coaxing a chuckle out of his companion. "It keeps changin' every day! They keep... they keep abandonin' us," he said, his voice soft, but there was a frustrated edge to it lying just beneath the surface. "Why shouldn't any of us leave?" "Then why don't ya?" Sails pursed his mouth thoughtfully. "I've only ever been any good as a part of a crew. Even if all I ever do is help throw parties and act as lookout. At least I'm doin' something for someone." "A fair point," Drift agreed idly. "Well, guess it'll just depend then. How far can those tails of yours carry ya?" Sails looked over at him and shrugged. "Don't know," he answered honestly. "But so far, they've gotten me where I've needed to go. Can't promise they'll do the same for ye, but... I can promise I'll try." Drift glanced at him, and the sea breeze suddenly wasn't all that cold as a warm smile spread across his face. "I'll hold ya to it," he chuckled.

I haven't written much for them, I still need to figure out exactly when in the show they meet (right now I have it outlined for right after the episode "No Way Out" but I haven't fully pieced together each sequence of events), but I know I love them and they're wonderful~

Thanks for asking about my other problem child Drift! <3

[in1-nutshell]

A Request or nutshell summary: since we had crossover/interactions of G1 Ironhold, TFP/RID Ophelia, & LL Fearless. What if Ironhold & Ophelia & their conjunxes (Rumble & Steve) meet each other & also Alabaster Lapis (Fearless' crush)?

This was a very requested ask. Let the siblings hear the catfishing news!

Hope you enjoy!

Ironhold and Ophelia hearing about Alabaster (FT. Fearless, Rumble and Steve)

SFW, Platonic, Famialal, Slight angst, Cybertronian/ Human reader

MTMTE/TFP/RID/G1

It had taken a while for the crew to be okay with Alabaster visiting Fearless.

Most understanding both mech and human sides.

Megatron took especially longer to get used to Alabaster being alone with Fearless.

He refused to leave the pair within 5 feet from each other in the beginning.

Now the ex-warlord has tolerated the bot being around… just not a fan of the PDA…

Whirl has had to be restrained several times.

Will slap the bot in the back of the helm at any given chance.

Alabaster and Fearless were getting better.

A slow friendship with little friendly touches and inside jokes.

It was good.

Almost like it was before the reveal.

The mech had just left the ship when the portals had opened.

Out fell Ironhold, Ophelia, Steve and Rumble.

Fearless: “Ironhold! Ophelia!” Ironhold and Ophelia immediately got up hearing their interdimensional sibling call out. The human waved at them with a wide smile on their face. Ironhold and Ophelia: “Fearless!” Fearless jumps into Ophelia’s arms while Ironhold holds them both. Rumble and Steve just look around confused. Fearless notices the other mechs. Fearless: “Who are they?” Fearless gets put down as the siblings stand by their respected partners. Ophelia: “Steve, my Conjunx Endura.” Ironhold smiles a bit. Ironhold: “This is Rumble. My Conjunx.” Fearless hops down from the hug and looks the mech up and down. Fearless: “So you two are my interdimensional brother in laws?” Rumble: “What?” Steve: “It’s an Earth term.” The human stops looking at the mechs before giving their siblings a cheeky smile. Fearless: “Well, if you two thought they’re marriage material, then that’s fine by me. Though I do have to admit, it’s kinda hard seeing strict Ironhold with rule breaking Rumble.” Rumble: “Hey!”

Fearless led the couples to Swerve’s.

Conveniently, the entire Rod Squad was sitting there when they entered.

Reunion time.

Ironhold had many firm pats on the back and side hugs.

Ophelia was being passed around in hugs.

Megatron smiling at both his other children taking note on the fact they were a bit older since the last time he saw them.

Older, but happier.

Soon enough the other bots notice Rumble and Steve standing side by side awkwardly.

Time for some introductions!

Megatron pats Steve’s shoulder a bit hard. Megatron: “Steve it is good to see you.” Steve winces a bit at how hard Megatron patted his shoulder. Steve: “Yeah its good to see you too sir.” Megatron: “Please, just Megatron is fine.” Steve nods a bit fully knowing it was going to be a while before he would be comfortable calling him ‘Megatron’ without ‘Lord’ being in front. Old habits die hard. Rodimus: “Wait is this the mech that stole Ophelia’s spark?” None of the crew had actually met the afformention ‘Steve’. Only based off of Megatron’s last visit. Ophelia nods proudly at her Conjunx, while Steve shrinks a bit under the numerous judgmental optics now boring into his helm. Team Prime was less intense than this! Thankfully there is someone who breaks the ice. Swerve smiles at him. Swerve: “It nice to finally have a face to label the name! Any engex strangers?” The bots turn down the offer. So far everyone seems to be getting along just right. Rumble chuckles a bit ruffling Fearless’s head. Rumble: “Looks like everyone here has a Conjunx except you Fleshy.” Ironhold looks at their Conjunx with a slightly stern voice: “Rumble—” A number of groans interrupts the larger bot as the mood had soured. Most noticeably Fearless looked sheepish and borderline flustered. Fearless: “Well…” Ironhold: “Sweet Primus…” Ophelia: “You have a Conjunx!?” Steve: “Who is it?” Rumble: “Yeah, I haven’t seen another human around.” Fearless: “… Promise me that you won’t overreact and sit dow?” Ironhold raises an optic but nods as they take a seat next to Rumble. Ophelia flashes them a concern look as Steve drags her to a seat. Fearless: “It all start when I went on the internet.” Whirl: “Never want to start a sentence like that.” Fearless: “Whirl, not now.”

Fearless told the four bots everything.

From how they met Alabaster.

How they started developing feelings over time.

Their meetings on Earth.

Finding out about his secret.

Being catfished and the pause.

To finally, talking things out and starting over.

Rumble is confused.

Confused on how it was apparently weird for a bot to have a relationship with a human in this universe.

He was 98% sure that Powerglide was dating a human and so was Tracks.

Heck, Rumble was sure he heard Thundercracker talking to Skywarp and Starscream about human relationships.

Why was it so weird for the bots here?

Also, the lying part, still doesn’t get it.

If you’re going to be with someone, one of the bare minimum things you have to do is be honest, right?

Steve had a bit of a processor ache.

The whole thing was something that Denny would watch in his free time.

Not that he watched it too.

Yes, he was a bit angry.

The bot purposely fooled his sibling in law.

But at the same time, he had to take the different rules of this world into consideration.

If the prejudice of humans was worse than he thought, then the bots worries were valid.

Did that excuse the behavior? No, it didn’t.

He knows there could have been other ways to deal with this, he just knows it.

Ironhold is tense the entire time.

They hate that their sibling had to go through such a difficult time… but they also understood Alabaster’s fear.

Now while human relations were nothing new in their world, in this one it was a different story.

Now were they going to lecture their sibling on dating?

No.

They are just glad there is a ‘good’ outcome from all this messy drama.

Ophelia was furious.

The look of anger never left her face once Fearless mentioned the holoform.

The anger is fed when Fearless mentions the pause and some other bots pipe up and mention how depressed they looked.

She didn’t realize she was gripping Steve’s servo hard until he tapped her shoulder and quietly gestured his servo.

Ophelia immediately lets go and flashes an apologetic look before getting right back into the story.

This bot had purposely fooled her sibling and led them on for who knows how long and got off with a slap on the wrist!?

Ophelia wants proper justice to be served on the mech who hurt her sibling!

Ophelia: “Fearless where is Alabaster right now?” Fearless: “Oh he left not too long ago.” Ophelia: “Can we call him to come back here?” Fearless: “I mean I—wait why?” Ophelia: “I just want to talk to him.” There is an edge in her voice that suggests that it wouldn’t be for a simple chat. Fearless: “Oh but he is defiantly gotten far enough—” Ophelia turns to Megatron and Rodimus. Ophelia: “Can’t either of you two call his ship? Or turn the ship to follow him?” Both Co-Captains have an unsettling feeling. Rodimus: “Oh you see the thrusters are acting up, so that’s a no go.” Ophelia: “Is there any other way we can get him?” Fearless suddenly feels worried for Alabaster’s safety… again. Fearless: “Ophelia he’s not that bad once you get to know him.” Ophelia: “Fearless he lied to you!” Fearless is a bit taken back by their normally calm sister, raising her voice. The bots around did not want to make the connection of Ophelia’s new anger looking a bit like their Megatron’s face. Like Father, like daughter even across dimensions… Ironhold: “Ophelia I understand your point but there is also—” Ophelia gives her taller sibling a pointed glare, as if daring her to continue. Rumble is shocked to see Ironhold back down from the glare. Time to defuse the situation! Steve pulls her to his lap, earning some side glances, and places his helm on top of hers. She knows exactly what he is doing. Ophelia: “Steve, no…” Steve: “Lia…” Ophelia’s hostile mood slowly simmers down until she slumps against Steve Steve: “Feel better?” Ophelia: “A bit…” Everyone else: “…” Fearless, Megatron, Ironhold and Rumble: “What the—"

New rule in interdimensional sibling visits.

When Ophelia gets Megatron angry, get Steve.

Megatron is strangely proud that Ophelia has this glare.

Does it scare him a bit that it was like looking into a mirror? Absolutely.

How does that even happen anyways?

They weren’t even from the same universe!

But then again it also didn’t look like him angry, but still did…

This wasn’t worth the processor ache right now…

Fearless made a mental note to never leave Alabaster alone with Ophelia.

In case he came over and she was around.

But hopefully that wouldn’t happen…

Right?

[gaykarstaagforever]

I just watched TOS "Mudd's Women".

This is Season 1 so there are some quirks, as compared to the later seasons. Like Uhura is wearing the gold uniform.

No Chekov yet. Just some guy who looks like a partially-deflated Conan O'Brien.

Spock keeps doing this little grin the whole time, like he is barely concealing his amusement at how goofy and horny everyone else is. I guess they eventually wear him down into Stoic Spock.

Mudd calls Spock a "half-Vulcanian." Which is more technically correct as the name for someone from Vulcan, like a Vulcan would be from the planet Vulk. But I guess writers kept misspelling it or something, so

I like Harry Mudd's accent. Like an Irish pirate cowboy, who is also obviously faking it. Fits the character.

The ship runs on "lithium crystals" instead of "dilithium," I guess because no one thought yet about lithium being a real thing that has real properties they'd need to take into account at some point. A shame. I like the idea that the Enterprise runs on banks of EV batteries. Explains all the explosions.

Kirk pushes the Enterprise too hard and we hear all the lithium crystals pop in sequence. They sound like someone breaking Kit Kats off screen. Scotty AND Sulu warn Kirk not to let that happen, and he absolutely does it anyway, then acts like it's everyone else's fault the ship is dead in the water and running out of air. Which, yeah, that's our Kirk.

Also when they go to get new crystals from a mining planet, Kirk beams the miners up to discuss payment. I guess they didn't have the whole "Communist space future" thing worked out yet.

Both Scotty and Kirk call Mudd a "jackass." I didn't know you could say ass on 60s TV. I suppose it was as part of a metaphor that used it to mean donkey. But they still said "ass." Twice.

This is only one of two times TOS shows them using the computer during a hearing as a lie detector. This would have been useful technology like...400 more times, over the next all of the shows and movies, forever. But "she" also points out, unprompted, how everyone is horny during the hearing. And I can't imagine Picard finding that as funny as Kirk does.

McCoy's horny face. (Also I think his patch is on crooked.)

...Has he always had a pinkie ring??

Round playing cards! Round playing cards, in SPACE!

Mudd is a wanted criminal with diagnosed mental problems who is flying a spaceship he probably murdered a guy for, so he can sell women he supplies drugs to to space miners. That's what this episode is about.

When they all go down to the lithium mining planet, Kirk teaches the incel miners that having *real* women as co-equal human companions is better than having twee anime babes who only like them because the women are drugged. This is unrealistic.

This might be the first time it is relevant to a Star Trek plot that Kirk can't fall in love because he wants to fuck the ship. The same ship that earlier proves it can tell when he's horny. ...This is why normal people bully us for watching this show.

[jettddee13]

Imma just say it; The only reason that my ship is less popular than its counterpart is because people are obsessed with looks and appearance

I have a lot of examples but I want to highlight two;

1- I ship Franky with Robin compared to the more popular Zoro x Robin ship.

2- I ship Amethyst with Peridot compared to the more popular Lapis x Peridot.

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1- Franky was the one who told Robin that her existence is not a sin. Franky burned the Pluton blueprint to make sure the Straw Hats can get to Robin. Franky was entrusted by Luffy to get Robin. This might be an anime only thing but when they got on Merry, Franky was the one who caught Robin. In Thriller Bark, Franky was paired with Robin. In Fishman Island, Franky listened to Jimbei's story with Robin. Franky is seen to be beside Robin a LOT. Not to mention they had matching outfits here and there. NOT TO MENTION MENTION, there are lots of Oda's art with them being close together and even one where Robin is holding Franky's face.

DO I think they are canon? ABSOLUTELY NOT! But if one day Oda say that they are canon, I would understand COMPARED TO IF ROBIN IS PAIRED WITH ZORO!!!

I get it. Zoro is "cooler" than Franky. And Robin is pretty. So "it makes sense" to pair them up together but there are no chemistry between them! Robin is an intellectual, Zoro is a fighter. There are more chemistry between Robin and Sanji than there are between Robin and Zoro. But people just want to ship two sexy and attractive people together regardless of their chemistry.

2- I LOVE LAPIS!!! I think she is cool and amazing and as a person with Depression myself, she embodied that feeling so well that I can't help but to empathize with her. BUT!!! Lapis was an abuser. And even as late as Season 5 "Raise the Barn" episode, it seems like she still has that part of her when she screamed at Peridot "Don't be so EMOTIONAL".

Amethyst was the first one of the Crystal Gem to be friendly with Peridot. She enjoys Peridot way of naming things and in return, Peridot finds joy in making Amethyst laugh. The episode even have a typical "anime girl landing on her crush" scene near the end when Peridot saved Amethyst.

Whenever they see each other, Peridot always calls for Amethyst. They are a part of the short squad where they spend time with each other. When Amethyst was feeling down about being poofed by Jasper, Peridot tried to cheer her up, taking her to the Beta kindergarden. And when Peridot was feeling down, Amethyst was the one who cheer her up.

There are so many instances where Amethyst and Peridot is shown to care for each other. I love them so much. But as much as I do, I still think they are at BEST cuddle/kiss couple because BOTH of them don't seem to be interested in "fusion" level of intimacy.

Compared that to Lapis, who is a recovering abuser, I highly doubt that neither Lapis nor Peridot are interested in being in a romantic relationship. They are at BEST platonic roommates and I am here for it!!! It's always weird when people insists on Lapidot being the "better ship" because there is no other reason besides Lapis is "prettier" than Amethyst (I am an Amethyst fan. I think she is absolutely pretty).

"Oh, but Peridot also tries to impress Lapis by giving her gifts and everything." You mean when Lapis was ANGRY to see that one of the person who interrogated her and put her in prison cell on a ship is also the person who she has to share the barn with? I can't see why Peridot tries to make up to her at all. Not to mention that Peridot was FRUSTRATED when Lapis continuosly rejected her approach. Not heart broken, not "small" like she felt with Amethyst. FRUSTRATED.

"Oh, but Peridot was distraught when Lapis left." Oh wow! How could someone get upset when their bestfriend and roomate who they shared their lives together for months left, taking everything with them INCLUDING THEIR HOUSE and all the sentimetal things with them. That can only mean they are romantically involved otherwise, it is normal to just get over it.

At the end of the day, I think the conclusion is PEOPLE DO LOOK AT APPEARANCE!!! Despite both of these medias are made to be consumed and digested easily, people will bend over backwards to justify the "prettier" couple because it's conventional and sexy despite having zero chemistry.

[dance-is-life27]

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[tagarilaghost]

I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT

yeaah... future trio got me too...

and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.

hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D

...ignore the rest

whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this

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Guess what I did

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[crowtheghost]

I don't think Shrimpo sees people smiling at him often. Shelly's just happy he listened to her.. COMIC!!! I made this in ONE day... Tee Hee... Their dynamic is so silly to me... Here's the full comic, also: