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[mushiemellows]

May I please request for the drunken love confessions ummm. Lucci/Kaku and 1?

(For Drunken Love Confession prompts, still accepting requests)

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

“Blueno! Another!” Kaku called from the other end of the bar. “Wait! W-wait, wait, wait! Two more!”

“I’m cutting you off soon,” their tender squinted but poured two more mugs of beer regardless. The glasses slid down the bar top, only sloshing when picked up by drunken receivers. 

Hattori pecked at the frothing head of the drink. “We don’t have work tomorrow!” The bird called. Blueno only rolled his eyes at the pointless act. 

“Y-you don’t have to keep—to keep doing that. Everyone’s l-left for the night, ’s just—it’s just us. Yes? Yes,” Kaku hazily nod to the man next to him at the bar. He grinned wide and took off his Galley-La baseball cap, attempting to place it atop his partner’s top hat.

Rob Lucci snorted into the foam of his glass. It sprayed like snow over his cheeks, into his beard, and onto his bird. He reached for a cocktail napkin, but the other man was faster on the draw. 

“L-look at this mess! What the hell did-did you do that for?” The blond laughed as he wiped the other man’s face down. From sharp brows, over dark curls, along the cut of his jaw, and down to the swirl of his beard. He retreated once the beer had been mostly mopped up, though he was not nearly brave enough to go for the drops that lingered on lips. 

“Thanks for the help, idiot,” the pigeon chirped again. 

“Stop it!” 

The shipwright fell forward, forehead to the sticky bartop, face buried in his bare arms. “No, fuck you,” Hattori seemed to answer on his behalf, though his coworker knew that was far from the truth. 

“Fuck me? No, fuck you!” Kaku shoved the body in encouragement to sit up again. 

Lucci turned his head to stare blearily out at his long-time fellow agent. They gazed at each other for a long moment of silence, sitting in something like drunken telepathy. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid,” he purred, his own voice from his own throat and his own lips. “It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?”

His hand reached out, making Kaku back up on instinct. “Wh-what?” 

“Why does it look like that? It just…” Lucci mused and tapped the other man’s long nose. It wobbled back and forth like a door stop, making him burst into further laughter. 

“What the hell?! S-stop that!” Kaku reached to cover his nose with both hands. “My face isn’t stupid, your face is stupid, stupid! Who the hell grows a beard like that?” 

“I like my beard, what’s wrong with my beard?”

“It’s stupid!”

“Well, at least I can shave! You can’t do shit to fix that stupid nose!” He laughed at his partner. 

“Fuck you, I like my nose! I like it, alright? It’s-it’s…it’s my nose! It’s fine! I’m a fan of my stupid nose!”

“So you admit it’s stupid.” 

“No, fuck you!” Kaku laughed into another chug of his beer. 

“Fuck you!”

“No, really, fuck you!” 

Lucci grinned in dark victory, “well, then what the hell are we still doing here?” 

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[maichan808]

Feb 4, 2025 - Thousands of Los Angeles high school students walked out of class and marched on City Hall in the third straight day of Anti-ICE protests. (Source)

PROTESTS ARE HAPPENING. THEY ARE JUST NOT BEING COVERED OUTSIDE OF LOCAL MEDIA OUTLETS. DO NOT RELY ON MAINSTREAM MEDIA.

There was a huge Trans-rights demonstration last night in New York outside of NYU Langone hospital in protest of their decision to halt gender-affirming care under Trump's order. (Source)

[androgynealienfemme]

NEW YORK (AP) — New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told hospitals that they would be violating state law if they stop offering gender-affirming care for people under age 19 in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump aimed at curtailing federal funding for such treatments.

In a letter, James, a Democrat, told health care facilities that refusing to provide the treatments would violate New York’s anti-discrimination laws.

“Regardless of the availability of federal funding, we write to further remind you of your obligations to comply with New York State laws,” her letter reads.

Everyone say thank you to NY Attorney General Letitia James!!!

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[kitcactusart]

Feel free to print and distribute this image

[texaschainsawmascara]

links to the donations mentioned

https://unrwa.org/

https://www.instagram.com/gazamutualaid

https://campusbailfunds.com

[mymy4802]

I just read that Donald Trump and his circus took down a website called reproductiverights.gov

This was a website to help women learn about their reproductive rights in the US and to find health care.

This is absolutely disgusting so I’ll share in this post some resources in case you need them:

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[hussyknee]

If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.

The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.

This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!

The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to do that with his neck. XD

[fallout-lou-begas]

[nataliescatorccio]

"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[metaphoricallyrose]

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