#is that right?????

[mushiemellows]

May I please request for the drunken love confessions ummm. Lucci/Kaku and 1?

(For Drunken Love Confession prompts, still accepting requests)

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

“Blueno! Another!” Kaku called from the other end of the bar. “Wait! W-wait, wait, wait! Two more!”

“I’m cutting you off soon,” their tender squinted but poured two more mugs of beer regardless. The glasses slid down the bar top, only sloshing when picked up by drunken receivers. 

Hattori pecked at the frothing head of the drink. “We don’t have work tomorrow!” The bird called. Blueno only rolled his eyes at the pointless act. 

“Y-you don’t have to keep—to keep doing that. Everyone’s l-left for the night, ’s just—it’s just us. Yes? Yes,” Kaku hazily nod to the man next to him at the bar. He grinned wide and took off his Galley-La baseball cap, attempting to place it atop his partner’s top hat.

Rob Lucci snorted into the foam of his glass. It sprayed like snow over his cheeks, into his beard, and onto his bird. He reached for a cocktail napkin, but the other man was faster on the draw. 

“L-look at this mess! What the hell did-did you do that for?” The blond laughed as he wiped the other man’s face down. From sharp brows, over dark curls, along the cut of his jaw, and down to the swirl of his beard. He retreated once the beer had been mostly mopped up, though he was not nearly brave enough to go for the drops that lingered on lips. 

“Thanks for the help, idiot,” the pigeon chirped again. 

“Stop it!” 

The shipwright fell forward, forehead to the sticky bartop, face buried in his bare arms. “No, fuck you,” Hattori seemed to answer on his behalf, though his coworker knew that was far from the truth. 

“Fuck me? No, fuck you!” Kaku shoved the body in encouragement to sit up again. 

Lucci turned his head to stare blearily out at his long-time fellow agent. They gazed at each other for a long moment of silence, sitting in something like drunken telepathy. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid,” he purred, his own voice from his own throat and his own lips. “It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?”

His hand reached out, making Kaku back up on instinct. “Wh-what?” 

“Why does it look like that? It just…” Lucci mused and tapped the other man’s long nose. It wobbled back and forth like a door stop, making him burst into further laughter. 

“What the hell?! S-stop that!” Kaku reached to cover his nose with both hands. “My face isn’t stupid, your face is stupid, stupid! Who the hell grows a beard like that?” 

“I like my beard, what’s wrong with my beard?”

“It’s stupid!”

“Well, at least I can shave! You can’t do shit to fix that stupid nose!” He laughed at his partner. 

“Fuck you, I like my nose! I like it, alright? It’s-it’s…it’s my nose! It’s fine! I’m a fan of my stupid nose!”

“So you admit it’s stupid.” 

“No, fuck you!” Kaku laughed into another chug of his beer. 

“Fuck you!”

“No, really, fuck you!” 

Lucci grinned in dark victory, “well, then what the hell are we still doing here?” 

[d4rkerthanbl4ck]

This will never not be funny to me.

[texaschainsawmascara]

links to the donations mentioned

https://unrwa.org/

https://www.instagram.com/gazamutualaid

https://campusbailfunds.com

[fallout-lou-begas]

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[srldesigns6277]

If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

[mischieviem]

You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[politijohn]

Source

[catlaila]

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf