#is that right?????

[mushiemellows]

May I please request for the drunken love confessions ummm. Lucci/Kaku and 1?

(For Drunken Love Confession prompts, still accepting requests)

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

“Blueno! Another!” Kaku called from the other end of the bar. “Wait! W-wait, wait, wait! Two more!”

“I’m cutting you off soon,” their tender squinted but poured two more mugs of beer regardless. The glasses slid down the bar top, only sloshing when picked up by drunken receivers. 

Hattori pecked at the frothing head of the drink. “We don’t have work tomorrow!” The bird called. Blueno only rolled his eyes at the pointless act. 

“Y-you don’t have to keep—to keep doing that. Everyone’s l-left for the night, ’s just—it’s just us. Yes? Yes,” Kaku hazily nod to the man next to him at the bar. He grinned wide and took off his Galley-La baseball cap, attempting to place it atop his partner’s top hat.

Rob Lucci snorted into the foam of his glass. It sprayed like snow over his cheeks, into his beard, and onto his bird. He reached for a cocktail napkin, but the other man was faster on the draw. 

“L-look at this mess! What the hell did-did you do that for?” The blond laughed as he wiped the other man’s face down. From sharp brows, over dark curls, along the cut of his jaw, and down to the swirl of his beard. He retreated once the beer had been mostly mopped up, though he was not nearly brave enough to go for the drops that lingered on lips. 

“Thanks for the help, idiot,” the pigeon chirped again. 

“Stop it!” 

The shipwright fell forward, forehead to the sticky bartop, face buried in his bare arms. “No, fuck you,” Hattori seemed to answer on his behalf, though his coworker knew that was far from the truth. 

“Fuck me? No, fuck you!” Kaku shoved the body in encouragement to sit up again. 

Lucci turned his head to stare blearily out at his long-time fellow agent. They gazed at each other for a long moment of silence, sitting in something like drunken telepathy. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid,” he purred, his own voice from his own throat and his own lips. “It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?”

His hand reached out, making Kaku back up on instinct. “Wh-what?” 

“Why does it look like that? It just…” Lucci mused and tapped the other man’s long nose. It wobbled back and forth like a door stop, making him burst into further laughter. 

“What the hell?! S-stop that!” Kaku reached to cover his nose with both hands. “My face isn’t stupid, your face is stupid, stupid! Who the hell grows a beard like that?” 

“I like my beard, what’s wrong with my beard?”

“It’s stupid!”

“Well, at least I can shave! You can’t do shit to fix that stupid nose!” He laughed at his partner. 

“Fuck you, I like my nose! I like it, alright? It’s-it’s…it’s my nose! It’s fine! I’m a fan of my stupid nose!”

“So you admit it’s stupid.” 

“No, fuck you!” Kaku laughed into another chug of his beer. 

“Fuck you!”

“No, really, fuck you!” 

Lucci grinned in dark victory, “well, then what the hell are we still doing here?” 

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[texaschainsawmascara]

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[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[fallout-lou-begas]

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[sayruq]

Palestinian girls and women are forced to use tents as pads. People boost. Donate if you can

[okthatsgreat]

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[mischieviem]

You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain