#ka coochie???????????????

[mushiemellows]

May I please request for the drunken love confessions ummm. Lucci/Kaku and 1?

(For Drunken Love Confession prompts, still accepting requests)

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

“Blueno! Another!” Kaku called from the other end of the bar. “Wait! W-wait, wait, wait! Two more!”

“I’m cutting you off soon,” their tender squinted but poured two more mugs of beer regardless. The glasses slid down the bar top, only sloshing when picked up by drunken receivers. 

Hattori pecked at the frothing head of the drink. “We don’t have work tomorrow!” The bird called. Blueno only rolled his eyes at the pointless act. 

“Y-you don’t have to keep—to keep doing that. Everyone’s l-left for the night, ’s just—it’s just us. Yes? Yes,” Kaku hazily nod to the man next to him at the bar. He grinned wide and took off his Galley-La baseball cap, attempting to place it atop his partner’s top hat.

Rob Lucci snorted into the foam of his glass. It sprayed like snow over his cheeks, into his beard, and onto his bird. He reached for a cocktail napkin, but the other man was faster on the draw. 

“L-look at this mess! What the hell did-did you do that for?” The blond laughed as he wiped the other man’s face down. From sharp brows, over dark curls, along the cut of his jaw, and down to the swirl of his beard. He retreated once the beer had been mostly mopped up, though he was not nearly brave enough to go for the drops that lingered on lips. 

“Thanks for the help, idiot,” the pigeon chirped again. 

“Stop it!” 

The shipwright fell forward, forehead to the sticky bartop, face buried in his bare arms. “No, fuck you,” Hattori seemed to answer on his behalf, though his coworker knew that was far from the truth. 

“Fuck me? No, fuck you!” Kaku shoved the body in encouragement to sit up again. 

Lucci turned his head to stare blearily out at his long-time fellow agent. They gazed at each other for a long moment of silence, sitting in something like drunken telepathy. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid,” he purred, his own voice from his own throat and his own lips. “It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?”

His hand reached out, making Kaku back up on instinct. “Wh-what?” 

“Why does it look like that? It just…” Lucci mused and tapped the other man’s long nose. It wobbled back and forth like a door stop, making him burst into further laughter. 

“What the hell?! S-stop that!” Kaku reached to cover his nose with both hands. “My face isn’t stupid, your face is stupid, stupid! Who the hell grows a beard like that?” 

“I like my beard, what’s wrong with my beard?”

“It’s stupid!”

“Well, at least I can shave! You can’t do shit to fix that stupid nose!” He laughed at his partner. 

“Fuck you, I like my nose! I like it, alright? It’s-it’s…it’s my nose! It’s fine! I’m a fan of my stupid nose!”

“So you admit it’s stupid.” 

“No, fuck you!” Kaku laughed into another chug of his beer. 

“Fuck you!”

“No, really, fuck you!” 

Lucci grinned in dark victory, “well, then what the hell are we still doing here?” 

[noxiatoxia]

my friend who is mildly familiar with danganronpa tried to name all characters of the SDR2 cast from memory. it went like this:

GUNDHAM TANAKA

pink hair shark teeth

hajime hinata

nagito komaeda

chiaki nami....naem..... (me: nanami) NANAMI.

monokuma

the pink one (me: mono...) MONOMI!!!!

boss baby...... and his boss bitch.

rocker girl... and music girl (me: arent they the same person??) ........oh. yeah. i guess.

nurse girl whos coochie is evidence in the first trial

junko eroshima. hiroshima. (me:....enoshima)

IZURU!! (me: do you know his last name) ............. (me: ka....) Ka......ock? (me: kamukura) KAMUKURA

banana hair. i fucking hate her

BYAKUYA TOGAMI

teru teru (me: do you know his last name?) ...isnt teru his last name??? i thought it was a mario mario situation

robo tiddies the guy who shoots juice out his robot tits

(me: you forgot the photographer) oh yeah its cuz i dont like her. i used to call her apple (me: why?) hair looks like an apple.

[5 minutes later] (me: WE FORGOT THE GYMNAST) BOOBS!!!!!!!

[15 minutes later] (me: WE FORGOT THE PRINCESS SHES ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS HOW...) THAT'S WHO I THOUGHT WAS MUSIC GIRL!!! I WAS THINKING OF HER.

here are drawings he did of each character from memory......tbh im quite impressed how close they are LOL

@hawkfirephoenix

[gotnofucks]

ur pussy small and dark 🖕🏻

...you missed hairy

[myobmaya]

listen… I think some valid points were made hehe

not Maya making me want to write a smut about kas and vecna destroying you. hahah.

[ferg0s]

‘get off me’ - Kagami Taiga x Reader

You were the manager for the boys basketball team at Seirin. You never planned on spending your time giving out water bottles and towels to sweaty, stinky basketball players, but you owed your friend Riko a favour. A big favour apparently.

You easily found yourself integrating with the boys and the team and soon you became a part of it. You found yourself looking forward to the boys matches, having trouble sleeping the night before and screaming your lungs out when the team won.

You also got used to the danger that came with the job. There was nothing separating the court from the sidelines, no fence or even a barrier. You got used to dodging stray balls and having players bump in you as they tried to save the ball of going out of the court. The many Collisions you’d had were just light to somewhat hard nudges, nothing ever like this.

Ever since you joined you found yourself being attracted to the fiery red head known at Kagami. He was super sweet to you, often helping you clean up or help you hand out water bottles ; and him being super hot was a bonus.

You’d never actually gotten close to Kagami, distance wise. You’d always have at least half an arm (your arms) length away from him. You never came close to his bubble, and he did the same. It was a mutual agreement between the two. Riko often made fun of you for it because you two looked like an awkward middle school couple.

You thought back to how awkward you two must’ve looked standing at such an awkward length away from eachother. You had never dared to cross that line, until now apparently.

You stood frozen, watching as the towering body of Kagami came charging towards you. Not charging, he was falling. You couldn’t tell. Your brain couldn’t process it in time to move away just by an inch and save yourself from the collision.

Your body went numb when you felt the weight of Kagamis body hit you, and in a blink of an eye you felt a tsunami of pain smack into you as you felt the cold hard floor. The weight of Kagamis body on you made it hard to breathe. You felt like your lungs were getting squished in a hydraulic press.

Kagami had rushed to get the ball and had failed to control his speed and came crashing into you in the sidelines. Which led you on the floor, struggling to support Kagamis weight.

“Ka-Kagami,” you heaved out as you tried to push him off. His chest was pushing down on yours, and his leg was lodged between the both of yours, his knees pressed against a very tender part of your body. As much as you hated it, you were happy it was blocking your underwear and preventing you from flashing the entire court and crowd.

You heard Kagami groan as he came to his senses. Suddenly a significant portion of weight was lifted from you as Kagami got on his hands. The position was very…. Awkward. The whole ordeal had left you both speechless. You had never been so close, ever.

Suddenly snapping into his senses Kagami began to panic. “I’m so sorry let me get off-“ he moved his leg, the one between your legs. You left his knee press against your coochie and you began to panic.

“Kagami stop-“

There was no doubt that Kagami became a dysfunctional nervous mess sometimes. The more he tried to get off you, the more his knee and thigh rubbed against your sensitive spot, and the more you instinctively squeezed your thighs shut around his leg.

Electricity went through your body each time he moved his leg. You bit your tongue in order to suppress the moans. But the more pleasure began to build up, you forgot to keep your mouth closed.

You let out a quiet moan, which caught the attention of Kagami. At that moment he realized what was happening. He stopped moving and stared at you in silence. You were still recovering from the moan when Kagami face turned as red as his hair.

The whole ordeal lasted around 10 seconds, but in that position time felt like it had slowed down.

Kagami was finally pulled off you by the other players and Riko had helped you up.

You both collected yourself and the game continued. You hoped that Kagami hadn’t noticed what had just happened, and that’s when you caught a glimpse of his shorts.

At the bottom on his thighs, there was a visible wet spot. The fabric of the shorts was soaked, but only in that spot.

[sisilafami]

2020

Rap:

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red Polo G - The Goat Los and Nutty - Panagnl4e Vol. 2 Preservation - Eastern Medicine, Western Illness Sada Baby - Skuba Sada 2 (Deluxe) Medhane - Cold Water $ilkMoney - Attack Of The Future... / G.T.F.O.M.D Akai Solo - Eleventh Wind Roc Marciano - Mt. Marci Chief Keef - Ferrari Musik Rio Da Yung Og - City On My Back Armand Hammer - Shrines Max_B - Charly Tony Shhnow & 10kdunkin - Rp's & Plan B's Shawny Binladen - Merry Wickmas Babyface Ray - For You Tae Dawg - Ooze God / Dawgprint 2 Lil Baby - My Turn (Deluxe) TisaKorean - Wasteland Lil Uzi Vert - Luv vs The World 2 R.A.P. Ferreira - Purple Moonlight Pages Ka - Descendants of Cain 03 Greedo - Load It Up Vol. 01 TyFontaine - 1800 / Virtual World Moor Mother & billy woods - BRASS Boldy James - The Price Of Tea In China (Deluxe) Mad Moon - Mad Space Smino - She already decided mixtape G Herbo - PTSD B Side WTM Scoob - A Beautiful Drug / Don't Be Proud / I Went to Plu2o Young Nudy - Anyways KanKan - B4 AMGs & SRTs Drakeo the Ruler - We Know the Truth (Deluxe) Tree - The Blue Tape Yak Gotti - Gotti Outta Here KrispyLife Kidd & Ysr Gramz - Kid N Play CeeFineAss - Welcome to My City H31R - ve·loc·i·ty Baby Smoove - Hardwood Classic Lucki - Almost There Bandgang Lonnie Bands & Bandgang Javar - The Scamily Damedot - Mafia Lord (Chapter I)

Hm:

18veno – R4z / Pablo 21 Savage - Savage Mode II Akai Solo - Ride Alone, Fly Together / Like Hajime Autumn! - Ils Verront / Solitary DaBoii - Tour Vibes Dopeboy Ra - Mobstyle Duwap Kaine - Bad Kid From The 4 Flo Milli – Ho, why is you here Goonew - Big64 2 Hook - I Love You 2, Hook Key Glock - Yellow Tape Lil Durk - Just Cause Y'all Waited 2 (Deluxe) Lil Keed - Trapped On Cleveland 3 (Deluxe part) Lil Shane Krush - 5000 Degrees in the Field Los - Carlos \ G Shit Vol. 1 Master Holy - A Holy Journal Megan Thee Stallion - Good News MIKE - weight of the world NLE Choppa - Top Choppa PG RA - God's Gift Rod Wave - Pray 4 Love (Deluxe) Rylo Rodriguez - G.I.H.F Rx Papi - The Real Dominic Toretto/ Mood Sada Baby - Bartier Bounty 2 Spotemgottem - Final Destination Starlito – Paternity Leave Su'lan - Baby Glock Gang WB Nutty – TWYH (That's What Ya Heard) Yhung T.O. x DaBoii - Demon and Mufasa YN Jay - Coochie Land (Deluxe)

R&B:

amaarae - The Angel You Don't Know Brent Faiyaz - Fuck The World Teyana Taylor - The Album Liv.E - Couldn't Wait to Tell You... Brandy - B7 Kehlani - It Was Good Until It Wasn't keiyaA - Forever, Ya Girl

Amplify20 (info @ amplify2020.blogspot.com) :

Michael Pisaro-Liu - Tai Pi Bryan Eubanks - Qualia-Cosmos English - Democracy Keith Rowe - an assemblage - construct for 45 voices / GF SUC TARAB - 41 containers Vanessa Rossetto - perhaps at some time you have acted in a play- even if it was when you were a child Bonnie Jones - An Hour is a Sea Joe Foster - Since I Don't Know When Michael Rosenstein - Outer Cape Sojourn Lionel Marchetti - L'ignorance Kevin Drumm - Q Manja Ristić - Out Of Thin Air Benedict Drew - Music for crawling inside a costume Marc Baron - Elle a traversé deux fois la même rivière Shira Legmann - The Ganges Heather Frasch - The sound of objects helps me remember Zhu Wenbo - Open Reinier van Houdt - friction sleep maze (22 april 2020) / horizon without traveler (22 may 2020) Moniek Darge - Quarantine Butterfly Ivan Palacký - Sanctuary

Contemporary:

Choi Joonyong & Jin Sangtae - Hole In My Head Olli Aarni - Mustikoita ja kissankelloja Linda Catlin Smith - Meadow Naomi Pinnock - Lines and Spaces Dominique Lemaître - De l’espace trouver la fin et le milieu Manuel Pessôa de Lima - Realejo Sarah Hughes - I love this city and its outlying lands Philip Sulidae - Tupik Paolo Coteni - Nel Corso Del Tempo Lil Jurg Frey Live 5-2-2020 / Live 5-14-2020 Delphine Dora - L'inattingible Greg Stuart - Colluvium Du Yun - A Cockroach's Tarantella Clara Ianotta - Earthing Timothy McCormack - Karst Lucy Liyou - Welfare YIN YUE- An Amateur Compilation

Digital Beats:

DJ Diaki - Balani fou DJ MC - DA LEGENDARY HIT FACTORY Equiknoxx - Equiknoxx Music in 2020 Gooooose & DJ Scotch Egg - jac DJ Lycox - Kizas do Ly NÍDIA - Badjuda Sukulbembe FELIX - Oito ou Oitenta

Nice forms:

Elysia Crampton - ORCORARA 2010 Joanne Robertson - Painting Stupid Girls Lorenzo Senni - Scacco Matto Beatrice Dillon - Workaround Dylan Henner - The Invention of the Human Brannten Schnure - Ei, wir tun dir nichts zuleide! Space Afrika - hybtwibt Autechre - PLUS James Ferraro - Neurogeist Mohammad Reza Mortazavi & Burnt Friedman - Yek 2 Mark Fell & Will Guthrie - Infoldings Merula - Sleep Eiko Ishibashi - Hyakki Yagyō Various - Kulør 006 Employee - Hold Music Vol. 1

Techno / House?:

Serwed - Serwed II 33EMYBW - Arthropods Terrence Dixon - Galactic Halo Actress - 88 / Karma & Desire Nkisi - Initiation Speaker Music - Black Nationalist Sonic Weaponry Lord of the Isles - Whities 029

Jazz?:

Moor Mother - Circuit City Nick Malkin - A Typical Night in the Pit Lemon Quartet - Crestless Moor Mother and Olof Melander - ANTHOLOGIA 01 Jon Hassell - Seeing Through Sound (Pentimento Volume Two) Moor Mother - Clepsydra

Pop?:

Charli XCX - How i'm feeling now LISACHRIS - uchushimin meat computer - virtual house arrest FROMTHEHEART - things happen- it's ok! EM Records - S.D.S -零- (Subscription Double Suicide -Zero-)

New Old:

Foul Play - Origins Roland Kayn - Requiem Pour Patrice Lumumba George Lewis - Rainbow Family Henning Christiansen - Op.201 L´Essere Umano Erravando La Voca Errabando Adult Fantasies - Towers of Silence Notchnoi Prospekt - Курорты Кавказа (Health Resorts of the Caucasus) Charles Curtis - Performances & Recordings 1998-2018

[xllxxrbxg]

so ayon nga hehe

so ayon nga mga marecakes hehe narrate ko na lang nangyari today.

so i was like chilling today right im all set for school because i did my homeworks naman days before it was needed so i was like, "aight lets get this shit today". tapos karlo message me he wanted cuddles eh i was like hMMM... we just made out the other day eh and its like tuesday palang today !! i told him nalang na make it happen, not rlly thinking he would make it happen. but this mf took it as a challenge and actually made it happen.

before all that tho i was badtrip because ha made a very uncalled for rape joke and it fucked me up in the head, plus the fact na im being taken to someplace unfamiliar. i was very tensed the whole ride there. anw he didnt get the hint na it was THAT awful to me, but its aight we resolvedt it already. i'll keep a tab on this tho. for me that was a red flag.

anyways we made out in this tambayan place their family owns. basically it has a large parking lot and across that space was this little studio type housie house. the place had a large ass gate, wasnt really paying attention to what he was saying about the place because i was still tensed with the bad joke he made. anyways we went in and it was a very nice place. outside the house, it wasnt that obvious, but when you go in, it legit looked like one of those sala sets in malls with the note "thank you for not sitting" typa shit. so yeah it was nice it had same vibes with vista mall maybe because of the ceiling yellow scattered lights and of the fresh ass furniture and the whole place itself. it was a pretty decent size, not too big not too small for at least two people to share in the long run. it also had this aircon i always wanted the expensive ones u see in 5 stars. anyways it was quickly cold. there was also the bathroom that had a shower, then theres this chair where you pull a button and a foot rest will pop up lmfao. there were also two other sofa charis by the window. the window was the type then you push back up, not much windows tbh. but thats aight and reasonable since it has an aircon. i was tensed at first when the room was opened. it was obviously recently used idk maybe by his relative. WAS TENSED BRO same feeling when you enter an empty room newly unlocked by your teacher. THAT. that typa anxiety. anyways eventually joined him to sit by the small bed. was pretty much good for one big ass person to comfortably lie on, but fitted both of us nicely. didn't really bottom at that sesh so i don't really remember if the bed was uratex when weight is applied on me but it probably is AHSHDHASHDHSAHDSAHAH ok mej funny yun goiz liek- HAHA ok serious na nga hmpz. we cuddled first before doing nasty stuff. it was nice. i'd exchange all those laplapan just to wholesomely cuddle in peace and probably have a great nap together. i like the feeling the warm feeling. it was nice. yes. anyways,, yeah it was nice. cant stop talking about how nice it was because it was nice. heck... it was so nice. it was so heart heart. idc about my coochie getting rubbed, CUDDLE ME BITCH. anyways we started kissing and the rest is historyYYYYYY. jk. basically the make out routine starts with cuddling then kissing then he touches me until it reacher the forbidden softie softie, main bec he likes hearing my sexy ass moan. even before in tinder when i vm my boytoys for the first time the first thing they say my voice is smexy. cant blame them i agree. even when im alone and i randomly fake moan gat dam bro i get turned on too LMFAO. so yeah i moaned bec it was music to his ears and turned him on big time. was ngl kinda steamy when we breathe in each others mouth thats one of my favorite parts of it and also when i suck on his tongue. or also when i moan into his mouth. yep. also when he cusses it means im doing a great job. hehe. nice stuff ryt there. we pause sometimes to rest, then go aead again. i got many rounds that day. we did same stuff on the bed several times. then he pulled me so i'd be on top. im such a great top bro he aint know hoe to topppp. then was cuddling on top of him and then accidentally (wink wink) grinded on his rock solid stuff. he was turned on sabi nya shit anuyon sabi ka ah ayaw mo ok BUT THEN he was like gusto ko. tnagina pabebe yarn. anw i started kissing then grinding and he was cussing bec im so good at it. later my pants were off and later his shorts too. so we were underwear-away from grinding on directly. was nice got me tiredt. THEN HAHAH i saw this 5 peso coin by the bed and i was like eto yung token sa rides AHSDHASHDASHDHA WOF YAN TEH? tangina tawang tawa sya gago ang funny ko tlg san ka makakakuha ng kallapan na funny. tas nilagay ko sa gilid nya singko started grinding again. bet u he was grinding too. AND IT WAS SO HARD IT LOWKEY HURT TO GRIND ON. GEEZAS. so basically the whole bed was shaking. and i did my deed as a good girl to keep the music on (aka moaning) because there was no music. felt like

asmr. boring af. unlike when we make out sa car, theres always music. i like making out on the white chev instead of the fortuner BECAUSE THE FORTUNERS WINDOWS AIN TINTED what in the world was i thinking making out inside an untinted car INSIDE A PARK WHERE THERE ARE LOTSA PPL PASSING BY. anyways back to the bed, we paused, cuddled. then i was badtrip again for some reason so i got up to get dressed but we eventually made out again on the sofa hehe. legs spread again bec he liked touching there so i let him. then eventually was begging me to allow him to eat me out but i was like BROOOO NOOOO you gon taste it and it be not groomed yet in anyway but he was alr there begging looool he looked so adorbs but NOOO. i asked wala ka man benefit jan, sabi nya ikaw meron. tas sabi ko why do u wanna do it, he said he wasnted to satify me liek HNGGGGGG ok i would let you but it really not be groomed oakay NEXT TIME for sure. AND HECK the lights were on. it was daylight and the lights were on like hasdhahsdhashdas it feels liek im being eaten out at the home decor station at vista mall U GUYZ. anyways ayon. after non i think he tried carrying me for some reason. and i knew he found me heavy lols. but yeah i was a cute little moment he carried me around the room pretending its a mall and he's touring me and shit, "to your left, is the sala set, to your right is the flat screen tv..." things like that HAHAHA funny cute moment. anw later on we found ourselves sitting on the little bed again i was on top of him. he didnt want to lay down bec he alrady made the bed lol so we started grinding again sitting, me on top doing my best !! giving my all !! bec he also had a finger down there as i grinded on his stuff so it basically felt like a direct grind lols. anyways was nice. then later on we made out standing up. was kinda hard because he was 7 inches taller. OH AKALA NYO TITE SIZE YUNG 7 INCHES NOH. hinde. so ayon we were making out and he was shy to ask for a deep throat HAHSDHAHDHAS HECK NAW BITCH U TOLD ME A RAPE JOKE. so this is the part where i get revenge. he was standing there, and i was teasing him. was acting clueless, but he hinted he wanted his belt off so i took it off. was honestly confused with the belt. lol. anw i got to remove it and said, so ano next? playfully hhehhehehe. anyways ayon nga eventually me teased him everrr soooo slowly his dick went from solid-jelly-solid-jelly. LMFAO omfg will i cause him illness? omg. anwwww ayon. later on i removed his shorts as he asked. then i stepped aaway from him across the room because he was doing the shy type hands while hsis shorts was by his foot. and i LOL'd at him for a good few minutes just clapping my hands out of entertainment HAHSDHAHSDAS. then he asked me to put my hands inside, did it slowly and i told him to smile ka nga muna. AND HA THE MF WAS SHAKING. LOL. my fucking powerrrrrrr. anyways later on i was teasing out the underwear, then later i got my hands in again and then touchedt the dick *YAY* finally we got there!! anw it was only for a few secs and i told him its over HAHAHA. then i put his shorts back up again, but subtly teasing that i would suck. bec the shorts were by his ankles so i had to kneel. did i suck? no. did i make sure he thought i was? YES BITCH. and then he lay down fretting because i didnt suck his dick and then while was laying down i opened his shorts again to pretend that his dick was a computer mouse and told him "lets play solitaire, o kaya counterstrike or maybe purble place. gawa ng cake hehe" lmfao mfer be cry laughing because he dont know what to do bec he was teased. so ayon we ended that way and i thought he was bad trip bec of what i did. but he assured me na di naman like dapat lang duh. anyways ayon hehe.

uwi na kami after nakauwi ako 1. andon kami 10. hehe. hinatid nya man me pauwi. tho yung byahe pauwi di pa kami nakakalayo sa place he pulled over so i was confused bec there were no big vehicles incoming but to my surpris he started kissimg me again lol bro deins ka ba nasasawa. anw yon. was nice naman. making out with a guy from a rich fam is nice bec yall dont need to pay to rent in motels lol but still has pressure, bec if we end on a bad note, i swear most of the blgs here are engineered by his relatives. thats how prominent they are. the place we went to is owned by his uncle, who works at legazpi rn thats why the place was vacant. theyre making a mall i think idk. so thats why his uncle is making another like that na place dun. so he has somewhere to stay. like what in the wealth... its crazy how people have money. and for sure even if the place we stayed in was small, it costs millions fr. anyways ayun yung promised detailed chika ko. hehe ciao. mej pokpok nga me pero look at me suffering the consequences, may sipon na ako aside sa ubo because he had mild sipon. now my sipon is malala compared to his, and he alr is recoveredt tangina unfair. but yesterday he insisted to see me to drop off some meds and he hugeed me and cried. because i asked for a time out the night before. bec i was having a hard time. he allowed it but over thinkedt it so yeah he cried while hugging me tight in the car. and kept on saying sorry mainly bec of the sipon thing. but it was, i felt, directed to the other stuff he had disappointed me with. anyways before that sabi nya ok lang ba sayo mag punta munang emall may bibilhin lang, sabi ko naur im sick. it was bec he wanted to buy me gummy worms lol. cute. u shoulda bought them before going to me, mofo. jk. loveee u penggg.

[sunarinluvr]

PLSSSSSSSS AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA ATE CHILE KA LANG

u have to sanay na kasi me, inez, and nova will be putting u in a batcha of ipis and hindi ka makakalabas from there :))

PERO SAGLET ANG FUNNY NON

ipis come to kazzie coochie coochie coo pspspspppssps

sana magka water interruption din kau 🙁 literally no thank u manonood nlng ako ng heaven officials blessing

[okk9tsu]

gorilla grip coochie 😻😻

hi jae bb imy and ilysm i hope u're doing better today sana maretrieve mo na si seijohlogy mo !!

why is no one other than ate fia blessing my inbox with gorilla grip coochie asks 😕😿 namiss ko tuloy AHAHAAHHAHAHA ATE FIA :(((( HI :((( IMYSM I HOPE URE DOING WELL :((( and please ilysm 2 ☹️ kamusta na pala?? :00 MKAMUSTA NA SI ANOO SI KUYA ANO AHHAHAHAHA MAY PROGRESS BA CHAROT hope na di ka masyado nastrestress <3 and yeah sana nga ibalik na si seijohlogy 😿😿 baka naman tumblr aha ure So sexy

[saint-tries]

AU where Hina Ka doesn’t exist so it’s a literal self insert of me and I fix ships in coochie cutters and I just so happen to have a lightsaber in my favourite colour. 😳

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music I listened to a lot in 2021

maassai With The Shifts https://maassai.bandcamp.com/album/with-the-shifts TREE SOUL TRAP https://mctreeg.bandcamp.com/album/soul-trap Nappy Nina, JWords Double Down https://nappynina.bandcamp.com/album/double-down yaya bey The Things I Can't Take With Me https://yayabey.bandcamp.com/album/the-things-i-cant-take-with-me Pink Siifu NEGRO DELUXE https://ronee.bandcamp.com/album/negro-deluxe Damon Locks - Black Monument Ensemble NOW https://intlanthem.bandcamp.com/album/now AKAI SOLO & Navy Blue True Sky https://akaisolo.bandcamp.com/album/true-sky R.A.P. Ferreira bob's son: R​.​A​.​P. Ferreira in the garden level cafe of the scallops hotel https://afrolab9000.bandcamp.com/album/bobs-son-r-a-p-ferreira-in-the-garden-level-cafe-of-the-scallops-hotel RXK Nephew Slitherman Activated https://towheadrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/slitherman-activated Rx Papi 100 Miles & Walk'in https://dismissyourself.bandcamp.com/album/100-miles-walkin MIKE “Disco​!​” https://mikelikesrap.bandcamp.com/album/disco Pink Siifu GUMBO'! https://ronee.bandcamp.com/album/gumbo (Liv).e CWTTY+ https://o-liv.bandcamp.com/album/cwtty KID FRESINO 20,Stop it. https://music.apple.com/jp/album/20-stop-it/1545272168 Lil Gray 10B410 https://music.apple.com/jp/album/10b410/1554140038 Los and Nutty Panagnl4e, Vol. 3 https://music.apple.com/jp/album/panagnl4e-vol-3/1547031944 Babyface Ray Unfuckwitable (Deluxe Edition) https://music.apple.com/jp/album/unfuckwitable-deluxe-edition/1565073282 Tony Shhnow & Senseiatl Authentic Goods https://music.apple.com/jp/album/authentic-goods/1571776926 Duwap Kaine After the Storm https://music.apple.com/jp/album/after-the-storm/1572926236 YN Jay Coochie Chronicles https://music.apple.com/jp/album/coochie-chronicles/1576040125 S.O.B., DaBoii & Slimmy B Still Gangin https://music.apple.com/jp/album/still-gangin/1577649567 Pi'erre Bourne The Life Of Pi'erre 5 https://music.apple.com/jp/album/the-life-of-pierre-5/1570692192 Shawny Binladen Wickipedia https://music.apple.com/jp/album/wickipedia/1580932594 KA A Martyr's Reward https://music.apple.com/jp/album/a-martyrs-reward/1583755793 BoofPaxkMooky & Grimm Doza I've Been High for Days https://music.apple.com/jp/album/ive-been-high-for-days/1576431313 BoofPaxkMooky Garden 2 https://music.apple.com/jp/album/garden-2/1571193368 折坂悠太 心理 https://music.apple.com/jp/album/state-of-mind/1587266604

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Tanoshii ne konna yume

Egao de yorokobi utaou yo

Sore ga hajimari no aizu

Ippo zutsu kimi kara ippo zutsu boku kara

Doko ka e ikitai kokoro no Suteppu

Uketomete ageru koko de

Saisho wa sukoshi tameratte mo

Uketomeru basho ga arutte

Motto motto shitte hoshiku naru yo… naru yo!

SUNNY DAY SONG

SUNNY DAY SONG takaku tobi agare

Donna koto mo norikoe rareru ki ga suru yo

SUNNY DAY SONG

SUNNY DAY SONG coochie zusamu toki wa

Ashita e no kitai ga fukurande ii kimochi

SUNNY DAY Wow! Sun power!

SUNNY DAY Wow! Song power!

Genki deru konna yume

Arekore minna de katarou yo

Sore wa tsunagari no Sain

Nipome wa shikkari to sanpome wa daitan ni

Osorezu ikesou na yokan de Dansu

Jibun kara te o nobashitara

Motto motto omoshiroku naru yo… naru yo!

SUNNY DAY LIFE

SUNNY DAY LIFE kagayaki ni narou

Nante ieru ima no kibun o wakeaeba

SUNNY DAY LIFE

SUNNY DAY LIFE kimi mo odori dasu

Shiawase no yokan ni tsutsumare nandemo dekisou sa

SUNNY DAY LIFE

SUNNY DAY LIFE kagayaki ni narou

Nante ieru ima no kibun o wakeaeba

SUNNY DAY LIFE

SUNNY DAY LIFE kimi mo odori dasu… Ah!

SUNNY DAY SONG

SUNNY DAY SONG takaku tobi agare

Donna koto mo norikoe rareru ki ga suru yo

SUNNY DAY SONG

SUNNY DAY SONG coochie susamu toki wa

Ashita e no kitai ga fukurande ii kimochi

SUNNY DAY Wow! Sun power!

SUNNY DAY Wow! Song power! (Utau yo)

SUNNY DAY Wow! Sun power! (Konna yume)

SUNNY DAY Wow! Song power!

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Igbo is hands down the most unromantic language – Nigerian Lady

Igbo is hands down the most unromantic language – Nigerian Lady

A Nigerian Lady, Okem Zuruoke has declared that Igbo Language is hands the most unromantic language she has ever come across.

Taking to her Twitter page, she wrote: “Igbo is hands down the most unromantic language I know.

Eat my coochie = laa m otu.

I’m cumming = anyubago m.

Ride me like a horse = yaa m ka inyinya.

This feels so good = ihe nke a atogbuo m o.

I’m wet = ikpu m na-alo alo.

All…

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How 'Sharknado' Casts Its C-Listers and Nearly Landed Trump as President

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How 'Sharknado' Casts Its C-Listers and Nearly Landed Trump as President

Months before he declared himself a candidate, Trump was set to play commander-in-chief in the schlocky Syfy film franchise that has lured everyone from Ann Coulter to Charo for cameos while regular Tara Reid makes a quarter of one male co-star’s pay.

In January 2015, two years before he was sworn in as president, Donald Trump was set to step into the same role in a very different capacity: He had signed on to play the president in 2015’s Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Producers’ first choice to play the leader of the free world in the Washington, D.C.-set disaster film was Sarah Palin, but negotiations with the former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee had fallen through. That’s when Ian Ziering, the gung-ho star of the schlocky Syfy franchise, had the inspiration to capitalize on the special relationship he’d developed with Trump while taping Celebrity Apprentice (Ziering made it as far as the penultimate task). His reality TV boss would make a good commander in chief, he reasoned. An offer went out. Almost immediately, it elicited a response.

“The Donald said yes,” recalls David Latt, the 51-year-old co-founder of The Asylum, the off-brand assembly line behind the Sharknado series. “He was thrilled to be asked.”

Alas, Trump never did get to fend off a swarm of hammerheads in the Lincoln Bedroom. (More on why later.) But his story is far from unusual — just one of thousands of familiar faces who have been approached to star in a Sharknado, in what has grown over the course of five films into Hollywood’s D-list answer to a federal jobs-growth program.

“It’s the long-lost love child of The Love Boat and Hollywood Squares,” offers Scotty Mullen, the bubbly casting director responsible for wrangling more than 80 celebrity appearances in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, which airs on Syfy on Aug. 6, with a splashy live viewing party in Las Vegas that night. (In true low-budget form, Mullen does double-duty as the newest installment’s screenwriter.)

It sounds like the recipe for a fatal drinking game, but fret not: You’re not expected to spot them all. Some of these faces are famous only overseas, while others haven’t been seen in decades. But you probably will recognize a few, including Charo as the Queen of England, Fabio as the Pope, Clay Aiken doing a spoof on Q from the James Bond films and Olivia Newton-John in her first screen role in 17 years, playing a scientist who gives star Tara Reid a Grease-style makeover.

If this terrain is familiar to anyone, it’s Charo, a fixture on such stunt-casted 1980s escapist fare as The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. The 66-year-old star was already a Sharknado fan when she was approached to play Her Royal Highness. “I think the Sharknado movies are hysterical,” she says, pronouncing it “shark-NAH-doe.” “Nowadays especially, we need shows that put a smile on your face. Coochie coochie!”

Coochie coochie ka-ching, that is: Sharknado has become an invaluable, if unlikely, crown jewel for Syfy, watched by tens of millions around the world (the globe-hopping new film capitalizes on that international popularity), registering billions of Twitter impressions and popping up in everything from Jeopardy! questions to The New York Times crossword puzzle.

But it began as just another title in a string of B-movies commissioned by Syfy — no-budget thrillers with names like Bats: Human Harvest and Mongolian Death Worm. Its path to the screen was fairly straightforward: An executive at Syfy heard the word “sharknado” and said, “I love it. Let’s make it.”

Asylum, which has cornered the market in this strain of cinematic dreck, was brought on to produce. They paid screenwriter Thunder Levin (his real name — “It was the ’60s,” he says) $6,000 to turn the word “sharknado” into an actual story — which he did, concocting a tale of a freak cyclone that scoops deadly sharks out of the Pacific and flings them at unsuspecting Angelenos.

With Sharknado script in hand, producers approached more than 100 actors to play male lead Fin Shepard, including Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley, Seth Green, John Stamos and Fred Durst. All of them passed — even the Limp Bizkit frontman, after being told he could also direct. The closest anyone got to signing on before Ziering was Back to the Future‘s Crispin Glover.

“I ended up in this 30-minute conversation with him during a location scouting in San Pedro,” recalls madcap director Anthony C. Ferrante, whose genuine enthusiasm for the franchise — he coined the word “sharknado” and has helmed all of the films — calls to mind a slightly more self-aware Ed Wood. “He wanted to play Fin like he had brain damage or something. And in my head I’m like, ‘OK — my job here is to make sure he says yes to the movie.’ ” Glover said no anyway.

But then something exciting happened: A legitimately talented and famous actor — John Heard — signed on as the movie’s comic-relief barfly, George. (Heard died July 21 while undergoing back surgery; there was barely a mention of Sharknado in tributes.) Reid was next to board, playing Fin’s ex-wife, April. This was after Teri Hatcher, Rebecca Romijn, Tiffani Thiessen and several others had already passed. Still, Reid was considered a big get for the project, whose title was proving to be a potent actor-repellent. “Tara had a profile,” says Gerald Webb, an actor and casting director who worked on the first three films (and appeared in the second). “Syfy liked her.”

With production commencing and still no Fin, a frantic Asylum went back to Ziering, who had already passed several times, and raised the offer to $100,000, according to a source with knowledge of the deal. Also a key conciliation: The title was changed to Dark Skies. (Syfy later changed it back to Sharknado, much to the cast’s dismay.) At the urging of his wife, who had just given birth and wanted Ziering to qualify for SAG medical insurance, he finally said yes.

And then a funny thing happened on the way to the DVD bin: Something about the movie’s ludicrous title and its cast’s commitment to the equally ludicrous premise (the film climaxes with Ziering’s ex-surf champ diving into a great white with a chainsaw) made Sharknado an instant cultural phenomenon when it premiered on July 11, 2013.

While ratings were modest — 1.37 million tuned in — the film lit Twitter on fire, with everyone from Patton Oswalt to Mia Farrow (“Omg omg OMG #sharknado”) singing its so-bad-it’s-good praises.

As a result, Sharknado 2: The Second One was a very different animal. “Everybody wanted to be involved,” recalls Webb. “Every C-list and D-list actor on the planet.” With the unlikely franchise’s new cachet, Asylum decided to take a kitchen-sink approach to casting, with Latt instructing Webb “to literally ask every celebrity we could think of. We came up with a list of a thousand people, including many A-listers.” Most passed. James Franco was a nonstarter. (There was hope he might be up for a cameo after his arc as a serial killer on General Hospital.) William Shatner’s agent replied with a single word: “Sharkna-no.”

But there were a few notable turns in the New York-set sequel, including Judd Hirsch and Airplane‘s Robert Hays playing into type as a taxi driver and jet pilot, respectively; rapper Biz Markie as a pizza chef; and Richard Kind as a Mets legend who bats a shark into the scoreboard. In many cases, their lines were written when they showed up on set.

Sharknado crews are nonunion (they staged a strike on the third installment and were replaced), but the films are SAG-AFTRA-compliant. “Everyone makes the same amount — a flat rate — and nobody was making close to their quote,” says Webb of the cameos. Asked if the pay — for anywhere from two to four hours of set time — would cover the cost of a Ford truck, Webb responds, “Absolutely not. Well, maybe a really beat-up one that would be at the junkyard a week later.”

Bigger roles, which require several days of shooting, pay more. Chris Kattan, whose career has seen some hard knocks since Saturday Night Live, was reluctant to take a cameo in Sharknado 5 — but was open to playing the meatier role of the U.K. prime minister, a part he approached “dead seriously. They were into me doing it that way.” He has gotten good feedback from his co-stars. “Ian said, ‘You’re going to be really, really happy with it,’ ” says Kattan. “So it’s not like Mariah Carey in Glitter — where nobody said anything.”

Mullen, 37, was a struggling screenwriter working as a publicist when his spec script Double-D Island (“It’s like The Hunger Games but topless”) got him noticed by Asylum, which first put him to work writing jokes for Kelly Ripa on Sharknado 2. “They said, ‘We forgot to write something for her,’ ” he recalls of the fateful phone call. “I said, ‘How soon do you need something?’ They said, ‘Well, we’re lighting her now.’ “

But it’s Ann Coulter whom Mullen credits with his big break. Asylum wanted the conservative firebrand to play the vice president in Sharknado 3, but was having no luck through her agent. Mullen suggested the company go through her publicist — “Sharknado‘s more of a publicity opportunity than a thespian exercise” — and Coulter “jumped at the chance. So then they asked me if I was interested in doing more of this.” Asylum agreed to pay Mullen a per-cameo bonus.

He sees his role as very different from that of most casting directors — people whose calls, typically, are eagerly answered by agents and managers. Instead, Mullen says, “you’re always selling them on the publicity value. An agent won’t care because they just want the money, and there is none. But if you pitch it to the publicist, they see all the value to be gotten out of it. You’re here to ride the hell out of that crazy publicity train.”

If it’s really true that there’s “no such thing as bad publicity,” Sharknado is determined to test those boundaries. Some of the most reviled figures in pop culture have popped up as chum. In Sharknado 2 alone, there was Andy Dick (who “was having a tough day that day,” says Webb — Ziering had to hold up cue cards with Dick’s lines on them), Perez Hilton (swallowed whole on a subway platform) and Jared Fogle (“You should really be eating fresh, too,” says Subway’s then pitchman, currently serving 15 years in a federal prison for child porn possession and having sex with minors). Among the few stars Asylum has rejected: porn legend Ron Jeremy, who once stopped by the offices to pitch himself.

Sharknado 3 features a cameo by Anthony Weiner, the disgraced ex-congressman who in May pleaded guilty to sexting with a 15-year-old girl. “I guess I am on that C- to D-level cusp of celebrity that they were looking for,” Weiner told THR in 2015. “But I wouldn’t have conceived of doing it if I were going to play myself.” In fact, a sexting-scandal spoof was exactly what the producers wanted; when Weiner refused, he was enlisted to play a dull NASA administrator instead. Most of his performance was edited out.

For Sharknado 5, everything is bigger, starting with the budget ($3 million, double the cost of the original) and star salaries — Ziering now makes $500,000 per picture. Asylum manages to limit costs when it comes to Reid’s paycheck — she makes about a quarter of what her male co-star earns on each installment. She protested the disparity during the filming of Sharknado 3. Syfy later asked fans whether or not to kill off her character — but the network flatly denies that the two incidents are related. (Fans voted to let her live.) “I think Sharknado cares more about their ‘extra of the day’ than they do about their own cast,” Reid says, clearly weary of the franchise. “You work at something for five years and you don’t get treated as well as someone who shows up for a single day?”

She may be on to something, as the piled-on cameos haven’t added up to higher ratings for the franchise, which peaked at 3.87 million viewers for 2014’s Sharknado 2 before dropping to 2.77 million viewers for 2016’s Sharknado 4. The newest installment — which introduces the concept of wormholes to the, uh, Sharknado mythology — shot on location in London, Tokyo, Rome, Sydney, New York, Los Angeles and Sofia, Bulgaria. Some cameo players were flown to those far-flung places (Greg Louganis jetted off to Sofia to play an art thief), while others (Fabio, Poison’s Bret Michaels — also a Celebrity Apprentice alum) shot a few close-ups at home in L.A., with their stunt doubles in rocker wigs doing the heavy lifting overseas.

Lee Mountjoy, a London-based casting director, was brought on to fill out the ranks and went about enlisting local talent Katie Price (the “Kim Kardashian of the U.K.”) and diving champion Tom Daley — Mountjoy randomly “bumped into him in a train station in London. I said, ‘Do you know Sharknado?’ And he said, ‘Oh, my God, definitely!’ “

Similarly, the Asylum guys ran into George R.R. Martin at a Comic-Con event in 2014, whereupon the Game of Thrones author confessed to being a Sharknado superfan. “I own a theater in New Mexico, and they wouldn’t let me play it,” bemoaned Martin. The producers pulled some strings, and Martin was able to screen the original movie at his theater. (He later showed up in Sharknado 3.)

“We look for cameos from all areas of pop culture to appeal to every fan watching the movie,” says Josh Van Houdt, Syfy’s vp original co-productions. “Whether we’re casting a professional athlete, reality star, actor, musician or politician, our goal is to include a wide variety of stars for viewers to either get excited about or, on the flip side, witness getting eaten by a shark in a spectacular fashion.”

And so it might have been for our 45th president. “We got pretty far,” says Webb of the Trump negotiations. “It was serious talks.” A contract was drawn up and sent to Trump attorney Michael D. Cohen — the same attorney currently under FBI investigation in connection with the Russia inquiry.

But enthusiasm turned into weeks of silence from the Trump camp. Eventually, a reason for the stalling emerged. “Donald’s thinking about making a legitimate run for the presidency, so we’ll get back to you,” Latt recalls Cohen saying. “This might not be the best time.” With the production clock ticking, Asylum pulled the trigger on a backup plan, offering the role to Mark Cuban — a modest casting coup that Syfy trumpeted with a press release.

“Then we immediately heard from Trump’s lawyer,” recalls Latt. “He basically said, ‘How dare you? Donald wanted to do this. We’re going to sue you! We’re going to shut the entire show down!’ ” Contacted by THR, Cohen acknowledges a dinner with Ziering to discuss casting Trump but says he has no recollection of the angry correspondence.

Webb, now at his own production company, is philosophical about the dustup. “I took it personally, but I get it now,” he says. “That was my moment of doing business with Donald Trump. And that’s Sharknado.”

This story first appeared in the Aug. 2 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine. To receive the magazine, click here to subscribe.

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Review - Rock Chick Reawakening

Rock Chick Reawakening by Kristen Ashley My rating: 4 of 5 stars I really liked it. I have a soft spot in my heart for Kristen Ashley, I admit it. I’ve read all her books, from best to not-so-best, and this is possibly the first novella I’ve ever seen her publish. I think this works as an additional postscript to the series (the epilogue would be too spoiler-ish if you haven’t read the whole series IMO). Yes, all the KA-speak and overuse of certain words (*shudders at the thought of coochie*) is present, and the formula is a bit frayed. That said, I teared up reading this at unexpected moments, and I think it was great to get a glimpse of the Hot Bunch way back when. If you loved the Rock Chick series, and you’re not over KA’s writing, I think you’ll enjoy this. For more reviews, visit View all my reviews