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Love this chapter so much, but I wanna say that all the vibes I'm getting from the scene with Rosy is "this action will have consequences" video game like feeling.
I look forward to every Saturday, thanks for an amazing chapter!
*Rosy will remember that.
#is that joke too old#ask#wolf-of-morsky#i speak#charred legacy ask#nonsense#also thank you for reading and enjoying!#i appreciate the kind words#queue
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me, whenever someone asks what I like to do for fun
#spend wayy too much time doing this#sexualising that old man#buster keaton#conan o'brien#vincent price#david duchovny#stephen colbert#jon stewart#jimmy stewart#forever and always#joseph gordon levitt#dave foley#hugh grant#paul dinello#dana carvey#edward norton#not even a joke
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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
this is a longer fic on ao3 now!
#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles is not allowed to come to the goblin market because he’s too nice & can’t haggle. also if Old Lady Troutbucket flirts with Charles#One More Time edwin will not be held responsible for his actions.#also. one of the things Charles gets Edwin for his birthday is a proper library card. Edwin checks things out at night so people don’t see#floating books. the librarians have a running joke that a very polite ghost is taking their missing books <3#anyways. thinking about Charles who couldn’t leave shit out or else it’s get smashed or binned#slowly starting to leave his things around the office. Edwin taking cases with dumb rewards because Charles looked excited about them etc
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Egghead from Stella's POV is very funny.
#A simple 'sorry for teaching DNA to the eugenics guy and enabling him for 10-13 years' would have sufficed you shameless old man.#(THIS IS A JOKE I LIKE STELLA)#one piece#egghead arc#black leg sanji#dr vegapunk#vegapunk stella#me art#talltales#sanji#I just thought it was funny. no acknowledgement whatsoever#I know he knows. he is keeping silent on purpose#this was a de-stress doodle dont look at it too hard. Had a difficult day and drawing nonsense helps
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rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break
#i love my tired man he's done nothing wrong 😭#datv#datv spoilers#da:v#da:v spoilers#rookanis#rookanis spoilers#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#spite dragon age#if you stand around and watch Lucanis while he's sitting on his little cot he ends up bobble heading like an overtired toddler#please guys he'd kiss Rook so passionately if he wasn't seeing like four of their faces overlapping at any given moment#the spirit is willing#guys this is a joke about lucanis being too tired to get it up#can ya'll be a little more chill and not get cranky in the replies about whether or not you think his writing was lackluster#because im too old for fandom wank and i WILL be starting to block people who are annoying me
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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
#apollo justice#ace attorney memes#apollo justice trilogy#aj trilogy#aj trilogy spoilers#soj spoilers#aa4 spoilers#aa6 spoilers#aa memes#ema skye#athena cykes#trucy wright#jove justice#thalassa gramarye#zak gramarye#phoenix wright#dhurke sahdmadhi#amara sigatar khura'in#datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight.#I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy#Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included#Turbo Divorce
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he fiddle my ford til i friday
#last 2 were part of a joke comic i never finished lol#also ignore that most of these are ford and not fiddleford (it can be ford friday too.. they can share i think..)#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford#fiddleford friday#young fiddleford#old man mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#stanford filbrick pines#young stanford pines#young ford pines#grunkle ford
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On my planet, this is hilarious /starfire ref
Joke explanation in tags
#bcose I don't wanna write it there#turk swk fans intreact#😔#so the joke is bir gün çok dertli bir adam huzur bulmak için hindistana gitmiş hindistanda da kafasına buda heykeli düşmüş#adam da başıma buda mı gelicekti demiş#in turkish buddha means “this too” and the phrase “coming to your head” can be used for some trouble or bothersome incident happening to yo#he says “was this bothersome action gonna happen to me too” but buddha fills the “this too” part#and the statue falling to his head-> some other bad thing happening to him#he's untrue by the way this is not hilarious in turkish#its a very classical old joke like why did chicken cross the road#swk#sun wukong#bmw#bmw fanart#black myth fanart#black myth wukong#wukong fanart#sun wukong fanart#jttw#journey to the west#jttw weijing#jttw sandy#jttw baije#jttw sanzang#jttw tripitaka#jttw sun wukong#jttw fanart#I love the second picture a lot aahgdbs he looks so happy and gigglesome#look at that tail#waddling
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gravity falls hyperfixation so bad that i started drawing the divorce in crayon
#i lied i can draw boys but only when i want to and only when they are old me#men#im joking on the crayon part too its wax pastels#which is kinda the same as crayons#but fancier#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls spoilers#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#gravity falls fanart#sorry followers this isn’t your usual meal but bare with me im going insane over these two#chicken doodles#wax pastel#crayon#🖍️#gravity falls book#bill cipher x ford
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laios when his party needed more members:
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#though i suppose this samurai was less hired and more just dragged along lmao#toshiro (and his team's) existence within this setting absolutely tickles me#bc the setting is so like. Standard Ambiguously Old Timey European Fantasy Setting#and then there just. is a samurai there.#it makes absolute logical sense if you think about it#like yeah of course a world that includes many continents will have more than just Fantasy Europe#but nonetheless seeing a samurai and a knight side by side in the same story is such a genre twist#(i hope no one has made this joke before lol it feels too obvious)
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Oh yes, he'd be a fan (phan?) of the Phantom of the Opera. He would not exactly consider it high art, but I think he would feel a certain connection to any work that offers a sympathetic look at an ugly, rejected, self-proclaimed genius goth with severe social issues and a tendency for violent outbursts.
He would not talk about it because "really enjoys an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical" is not part of the image of sophistication and starched-collar class he wants to portray, but... he would sing the songs. In private. (So he thinks.)
#no joke I have had ‘’draw theo cosplaying as the phantom’’ on my mental to-do list for something like 8 years now#thank you for finally giving me the push i needed to Actually Draw It#theo#jo#my draws#oc#human oc#ask#comics#i guess?#i saw phantom myself (the movie...) when i was a 12 year old girl who felt hideous and rejected so naturally i was the perfect audience#im fond of it too... especially in some of crawford's parts where he has a a slight nasal cadence to his voice and doing his tenor thing...#good for imagining my oc singing (embarrassing confession)#i'm sure phantom had an influence on theo's development#i have always loved a weird ugly villain who is ridiculous melodramatic murdery a turbovirgin and also cries
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I don't know the rules for art requests so I'm hoping if I do this wrong you'll just ignore this message. I really, really like your Dead Boy Detectives art and I've been following it since the first comic with the soul orbs. I also like your different AUs and crossovers.
Could you write/draw a comic where Doom Patrol Charles meets Reverse Verse Charles? I think that could be interesting because those are the two versions of Charles who admit they're in love with Edwin, but also those two are on opposite ends of the emotional stability scale. That's probably not a good word for it-- what I mean is that DP-Charles seems comfortable with himself while RV-Charles thinks he's an absolutely terrible person, and RV-Charles is kind of manipulative at times while DP-Charles seems to be aware of others' feelings and gives them space.
Also, I think RV-Edwin and DP-Edwin might enjoy sassing each other too much.
No rules, just a lot of patience! Reading your comments always makes me happy, so I made this little thing very quickly :) I'm sure there's a lot of fun interactions for them to have, but it might take me a while to come up with more stuff.
I don't think DP!Charles has advice for RV!Charles... after all, they're kind of in the same boat. But maybe he can teach him a thing or two about giving Edwin time and space? I would love the see everyone's thoughts, because this seems like it could be a fun dynamic.
Thank you for the request, and to everyone else who sent me one: I live in shame. I will get to them.
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#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#dead patrol#i think these charles with get along better than with rv does with the original charles#all edwins are naturally suspicious of other edwins though#it's just the way things are#also something to be said about dp!charles being scared of water#and rv!charles being scared of fire#dunno what but something for sure#i really want to get these guys talking but i'm still not sure what i want them to say#also i have a few requests for the dp boys! it's not the same but take this in the meantime#joking about dp!charles' bat will never get old fight m#me*#i kinda wanted to have dp!edwin saying something like#of all the versions of us YOU avoided hell?#but it felt... kinda mean#well he is mean but that would get too serious too fast and this was meant to be a quick silly thing
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grumpy old man becomes a dancing drunk
swansea actually needs more love i will flip underrated much?!!?
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#wrong organ#swansea my beloved#mouthwashing fanart#swansea mw#swansea fanart#argh i love this game too much#jewhfjhgsdhkdgrbfsgdh#beginner artist#digital artwork#small artist#beginner artwork#digital artist#fan art#mechanic swansea#mw swansea#mw art#mw fanart#SWANSEA DESERVES WAYY MORE LOVE AUBHGHHHFHH#hes actually my wife did yall know#guys i#i love him :(#ok so like irl i am NOT into old grumpy alcoholic men BUT!! this is fiction leave me alone i am down for anything if its fictional 👠👠#also hes pregnant with our child#PLEASE NOONE GET PISSED IM JUST JOKING I SWEAR ☹️☹️
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Currently obsessed with the thought of trans Taylor or Tyler Hernandez...
Like imagine they just kinda let it slip that they're actually identical twins, and the whole group kinda has a collective moment of pure "???" until the realization hits that they were both assigned the same gender at birth, but one of them transitioned at some point
Bonus points if both of them refuse to say which one of them transitioned and which one didn't
Aiden: So, uh... which one of you is...?
Tyler: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
#PLEASE tell me you guys get the weather boy joke#i don't know if that meme is too old now#school bus graveyard#sbg#taylor hernandez#tyler hernandez#taylor sbg#tyler sbg
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Anyone else have a sacred autistic connection to this guy when they were 12
#off game#zacharie off#off mortis ghost#my art#ermmm#sans undertale#Is there too I guess#Also I’m not joking if u remember any of#My old OFF art I’m so sorry man
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i’m officially closer to my thirties than i am my twenties, and that is a little bit crazy! my bangs were messed up the entire night, i got a little bit tipsier than intended, but everything was absolutely amazing.
cheers to twenty six years on this earth! love, love you all!
#dolly is old#guess i’m officially way too old for austin now#that’s a joke#but not really when you think about it
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