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Kazuha, sweetie, I'm not your biggest fan, but I'm going to be incredibly honest with you right now, and that's because I don't really understand what you're expecting from Heiji atp.
You're his self proclaimed, so called, 'older sister'. The first thing you do when you meet a friend of his, or a supposed girlfriend to be more accurate, is introduce yourself as his older sister. Whenever anyone claims that there's any romance between you guys, you refute it and call him your stupid little brother.
GIRL.
EVEN I STARTED TO GET MIXED SIGNALS AT ONE POINT. If not for the blushing we clearly see as the audience I would've been soldified in my belief that it's unrequited love for Heiji. Dramatic irony at it's finest.
Either way– WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM?? You keep brother-zoning him to the point where only the Hattori Heji himself could be so stubborn to ignore this weird girl reverse psychology that would keep any other guy at a two meter distance.
Don't think you're any better, though, Heiji. If any third party who had never watched dcmk before had to give their opinion after looking at the overall confession bull crap you've been stalling these past three decades they'd think you're trying to impress Shinichi, not Kazuha. Won't blame them, I myself am pretty confused.
Who is this confession for???? KAZUHA.
THEN WHO TF IS SHINICHI TO THIS RELATIONSHIP AND WHY IS ONE UPPING HIM DETRIMENTAL TO Y'ALL?? WHY DOES HIS OPINION MATTER?? WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF THIS CONFESSION ANYMORE?? You're not even trying to think like ‘Oh, I'm doing this because Kazuha only deserves the best’ NO. IT'S ALL BIG BEN THIS KUDO THAT. I feel kinda bad for Kazuha.
Don't even get me started on how awkward it is to keep being so possessive over her when y'all aren't even an item (I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOO SHINICHI. GLARING REAL HARD HERE.). If she's seeing some other guy (which would never happen because of course she has fallen head over heals for you. Ugh- this is triggering my gag reflex.) then leave her be, because you either act like a chicken after being all bark and no bite or idk, grow a spine and fricking confess??? You can't go around calling her yours and then noping out of a confession. God my blood pressure keeps spiking because of these blockheaded teenagers I need to go take a few deep breaths.
I would like to know what they actually even talk about or bond over. From what I understood, Kazuha really likes the sound of his katana when he practices, which is high-key weird and makes me feel deaf cause how do you even hear that sort of stuff? And... What does Heiji like about her again? These guys need to explain what they like about their crushes more often. Or at least maybe ask themselves about it every once in a while, yk, just to make sure all of this stress is worth it. I will NOT be talking about Aoko and Kaito purely for the sake of my heart and blood pressure; they can only handle one dcmk couple at a time.
In conclusion, a man with an unresolved inferiority/superiority complex–because he somehow has both–so severe he cannot function without making it about his rival should not be looking for a relationship before seeing a therapist. Thank God his actual friendship with Shinichi isn't an eighth as bad as you'd think it should be; they're one of the most iconic duos ever, let's just keep their love lives outta the mix (Heiji is high-key supportive though, so there's that ig).
Edit: Came back after I realized I phrased my opinion on Heiji and Shinichi's friendship in a way that was easy to misinterpret. What I mean to say is that they're my favorite dcmk duo but I just can't stand how Heiji prioritizes one upping Shinichi rather than getting his feelings out there. I say Heiji ditches Kazuha as a love interest and forms a trio with Shinichi and Shiho. They'd be unstoppable homies that would do the unspeakable for each other.
#I don't like Aoko just so y'all know#I would've adored Kaito to bits if not for the fact that he thinks it's funny to flip a girl's skirt.#Then again. GIRLS. PUH-LEASE WEAR SHORTS. I BEG OF YOU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.#So yeah I mildly dislike Kaito for that but I love him otherwise.#Can we just. Remove the portion of the female cast that is–if you think about it–unnecessary to the plot#like Kaito doesn't necessarily need to have an Aoko to keep him from feeling guilty and upset for the inspector#especially since they're neighbors either way and his parents are very absent#it's concerning to leave a child so young alone at home without supervision. so yeah Kaito definitely lived with the inspector– Aoko or not#Their relationship will have evolved different without Aoko yes and it will either lead to them being closer or even far more detached#exploring all of them would be impossible yet all the more intriguing because now Kaito's feelings for the inspector would more nuanced#and personal rather than the diluted version in canon where he mostly tries to help the inspector for Aoko's sake rather than#for the inspector's well being#even if it was part of the reason why he went easy on him it was obvious how he was more focused on Aoko and how she felt.#At least get rid of the even more unnecessary perverse traits and habits present in nearly all of the male characters?#I'm so mad rn#saff-ron tag#dcmk posting#dcmk#Dcmk rant#rant post
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small rant (spoilers) in tags
one day there WILL be a black girl in a fanganronpa that will be a survivor and/or be desired as a love interest to somebody. one day there will be a black girl who wont be treated as the side character or the support girl throughout the series until the last minute. she will be explored more before its too late. TRUST!!!!!!
#i should've known sigh. of course she wasnt gonna make it lol#i might have to make that character cuz i cant trust fangans anymore to represent black girls in a way that avoid how#theyre typically treated in media. sorry but she couldve been... more. its not if the way she was treated was BAD but just offputting#the treatment was kind of offputting more bc she was the only brown-skinned and only racial minority (blk) other than the majority#it was very glaringly obvious that despite the series being like “theres no protagonist” she was one of the characters#treated as The Side Character or The Support girl. the moment she gets explored more she just. dies. because of course#the way she was treated was typical. Just typical. Slightly off-putting. but its not the worse or horrendously bad.#im begging for fangan creators to be more aware of how theyre treating their brown and/or black characters#ESPECIALLY if there is only like one of them in the cast. they can die but at least be fair to them before they die#other than that the girls in general deserve more screen time and development like some of the current men survivors before they die#i came in the series being a bit wary of how she was going to be treated and it was. and well my predictions/concerns were right
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burn was done DIRTY in the show
#they made her so angry for no reason#other then fire person angry lol#I hate that trope😒#it’s getting boring#like she was so chill in the movie and she was genuinely such a nice and happy person who seemed excited for others sure she’s a bit forward#and it’s a bit creepy but other then that she’s really cool#if you can’t tell I love movie burn a lot#and show burn is my least favorite from the cartoon#I also hate how pink she is compared to her actually reddish pinkish scheme like everyone else I can’t ignore cause it’s not too bad but#burns is jsut ugly like ya could’ve gone with anything other then bubblegum pink#…..realizing that might’ve been on purpose now but nonetheless I just don’t like her#kinda how I don’t like Chet much in the show either cause the up his whine too much like he was literally the most mature in the movie#like he was a bit mean and an overreacter but that’s just because he was concerned for his and his brothers lives#he was just trying his best to provide for both of them and to make sure turbo is safe#and they make him so whiney and exaggerat his paranoia so much and I dunno I don’t like it#my stuffy stuff#turbo#turbo fast#text#criticism#idk I just prefer the movie over the show but I think the show has its own charm especially when you think of it as a separate canon from#the movie
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8, 14, 17 - Choose violence :D And hopefully Tumblr won't eat this one
8: common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
People always say that Barry didn’t suspect anything about Mirror Iris until she kicked him out, but that's literally not true! In 6x11, literally the episode after Iris is replaced by Mirror Iris, Barry’s already suspecting that something is off about her. Joe talks him out of it, saying that it's part of how in a marriage, people grow and change. But...no!! It wasn't!! Mirror Iris was pulling away, and Barry noticed!! He even brings up his concerns to her, and she gaslights him! As Iris’s father, Joe should've been way more concerned than he was.
On that note...the more people say this, the more it strays a little close to victim-blaming for my taste. Barry was gaslit by Mirror Iris every time he dared question her, not to mention her gloating about raping him (“all those days, weeks, talking about our day, sharing your bed...”) and the show then forcing him (and us!) to sympathize with her in the end as a tragic character! It irks me so, so much when the fandom blames Barry for not noticing something off when a) that is literally not true and b) he’s a victim! And this is partly on the show for never realizing/addressing the fact that Barry was a victim, but also...the fans should know better too.
14: that one thing you see in fics all the time
so ofc I don't read a lot of Flash fics outside of my little bubble, pretty much by design, but I've talked here about a trend I've seen with Cisco/Caitlin fics set during or post-s5 (fics that bring up Kamilla, in other words) 💀
17: there should be more of this type of fic/art
More Savitar x Mirror Iris fics!! I’m in the process of writing one myself (shared a snippet from it earlier today), but I’m shocked there aren’t more. Like...come on, the evil Westallen potential is right there!
choose violence ask game!
#choose violence ask game#the flash#there were so many ways to improve the mirrorverse arc#but that's true of the whole show#what irks me more is when the FANDOM gets in on it and starts warping canon#stop blaming barry for something that's literally false and that he was gaslit/manipulated out of believing!!#(put more flack on joe for not being the LEAST bit concerned that his DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND is talking about how she's acting weird#like?? hello?? are you not concerned joe?? barry is living with her WAY more than you!! you should be VERY worried!!)
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as of ten minutes ago we are officially Jobless™️. my sign to retire early and devote the remainder of my existence to writing toxic old man yaoi
#pennforyourthoughts#personal#someone rb this with silly tags i feel it deserves some levity#warning: novel-length tags lmfao#THEY TOLD ME TODAY MY LAST DAY IS FRIDAY? that's only two whole workdays for me HELLO??#knew it was coming bc they let my friend go two weeks ago and he had more seniority than me but jfc#at least let me ride out the contract till november. WHY. i JUST went back to uni i need money goddamn it#full disclosure tho i haven't been able to stop laughing bc so much of the surrounding circumstances are insanely funny to me#1) i was LITERALLY at a job fair yesterday and I almost considered not going bc I was so damn tired#surprisingly made some really great connections so ty universe now i have people to poke in the coming months#2) i switched from part time to ft course load at the last second and have been regretting it ever since but if im to be unemployed then#MAYBE now I can actually handle the uni workload :D#3) when my boss called me she asked how ive been and i told her i was sooo sick last week and got into a car accident#that same day omw back from uni (universal karma for skipping class for my health ig)#THE WAY SHE PAUSED ON CALL IS SO FUNNY IN RETROSPECT. was prolly thinking fuck. now i have to add to this#she literally went “omg im so sorry...anyways i have bad news”#im not even lying when i say i was GIGGLING through that whole call she was so concerned#love her bc she genuinely tried to fight for me and is the reason i wasn't let go two weeks ago but man. the timing is impeccable#also don't think i get any unemployment benefits bc i was temp contract and my situation as a whole is a bit complicated so YAY :DDD#the way i ran to my bestie to spill the tea & we're over here like 🤝 fired buddies 🤝 time to speed run job interviews while juggling uni
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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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I think with the context of how often simone has played Expendable characters who die for white characters' stories plus the fact of her being a woman of color which is probably part of the perceived expendability, her being vocal about the shitty handling of lottie's death and bad communication with her on set makes sense. Maybe she's not being as palatable as Juliette had been about similar but at this point why should she be. I've only been following her career for a fraction of it but I'm also tired of seeing this happen to her when she's incredibly talented and hardworking and how she has had so many people rave about how wonderful she is to work with.
#Yj tag#Speculating but I do feel like.#A lot of the adult actors are Valuable 90s icons#Idk if simone has that same perception at least for US audiences#So I can imagine there being more care toward communicating with the others#And perhaps less care and ofc less pay for her and that probably bled through#in the miscommunication issues plus...#bringing on unnecessary big names like Walter's actor and Hilary who they need to afford too#Idk everyone only has good things to say about simone across shows and she clearly works hard#I don't think her being vocally upset about this is unwarranted#Unprofessional? Maybe! But that's for her to deal with the repercussions of#and at this rate she keeps ending up in roles that aren't valued because#of reasons that kinda point to her being a woman of colorrrrr#Idk man I'd be at my wits end on this too#Sorry lol I just keep seeing stuff abt this and I think she should do whatever she wants#I've also seen ppl say aus/nz actors are less... concerned with PR which may be a factor#even if this is probably a bit beyond that#Oh noooo she's a liability!!1!! Maybe the writers etc should be more competent so#there isn't anything TO publicly complain abt lol
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WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?
#WHERE IS THAT POST THAT SAID NINE WOULD KILL THIRTEEN FOR BEING A CLASS TRAITOR#WHY WOULD YOU SAY “ERODE PEOPLE'S TRUST IN AUTOMATION” ALL WORRIED AND CONCERNED LIKE THAT???#WHEN DID YOU START LIKING AUTOMATION OVER PEOPLE THINKING AND DOING THINGS FOR THEMSELVES???#AND WHY ARE YOU TRAVELING WITH A COPPER??? WE HATE COPPERS??????#did we FORGET into the dalek?? how about how he treated danny?? god there's so much more I can't even remember off the top of my head#(I understand soldiers are different from cops but c'mon don't even PRETEND twelve would've been any nicer if blue or danny were just COPS)#also a bit off topic bUT MAY I JUST TALK ABOUT ARACHNIDS IN THE UK FOR HALF A GODAMNED SECOND—#I know the companions are usually the ones to do the doctor's dirty work here but like#I just can't see the other doctors NOT having the business man lure the spider for being so fuckin annoying about it#like I was genuinely surprised when they had him do that whole song and dance about not doing it and then he actually just. didn't do it#the doctor LOVES fucking with evil rich business men this is PERFECT. plus why not get back at him for being awful to their companions?#absolutely gobsmacked thirteen let him act like that. I am wrong in thinking that the others would've shut his shit down a LOT quicker??#anyways. I love jodie whittaker and it's just so upsetting to have her doctor do something so wildly off#THIRTEEN PLEASE I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOUUU I WAS IGNORING THE HATERS AND FOR WHAT#I can SEE the other doctors in her still I can FEEL them they're there she's doing an AMAZING job but. oh my god. what did they make her do#I can't even say she feels ooc as a whole because jodie is bloody brilliant. it's just these... moments. that don't make ANY sense to me...#especially coming off of twelve?? I get the radical personality switch but that belief is a core part of the doctor. or at least I THOUGHT#thirteenth doctor#doctor who#I still love all of you who love her and reading ur posts/fics but I. will not be making any myself. I do not think.
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Yesterday I've been doing some proper physical exercise for the first time since last year and I'm just imagining how proud my f/os would be of me🥹
#it was just a 20 minute beginners home workout and I can feel every muscle in my body now but I think they'd be so happy I pushed through!#I've had particularly Heinz and Maximilian on my mind I think they would be sooo happy that I'm trying to take better care of myself💖#Heinz because he's always there anyway of course but I kind of imagine Max is probably overall the fittest out of my f/os#he seems like the kind of guy who'd want to be an example for his soldiers and always hold himself to the same standards as them#he'd be so supportive and cheer me on and be proud of me every time I get myself to do something😭💖💖#I've never particularly enjoyed doing sports (aside horse riding but in the past year I didn't have time anymore for that bc of uni😭😭)#so I didn't really do anything anymore after I finished school#I started doing simple home workouts last year but in winter my mental health went a little📉 and then I had no motivation to keep going#dunno how long I'll go through with it this time but better than nothing I guess#again with the home workouts lmao bc driving to the nearest gym ain't worth the time for me and I'd need some basic fitness first anyway#I'm doing it mainly for health reasons but this time I'm also motivated to actually get a bit stronger#I don't mind looking like a stick figure and I'm overall content with my body (maybe it could help me to look a bit more masc tho?👀👀)#but I know especially for my posture and such it would be good if my muscles were just a tad bit more developed#my mum was proud of me too when I told her about it hehe :) she works in healthcare she's always a little concerned#she's just a little worried about me getting health issues when I'm older that could be avoided by taking proper care of my body now#I get where she's coming from but it's not easy but at least I'm motivated to try again now :)#selnia talks
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Was thinking again about Montceratops earlier and how fucking Normal it would be for Roxy to have found another fucking missing animatronic by that point. Like okay cool. Another one. This one is how old??? Aight... okay then. That's a new record I think...
Roxy and Cassie's dad asking for help for Montceratops at this point is like "let me guess. Roxy found a new friend." and it's not even a question. They don't have any idea what the fuck she's found this time but they see Cassie's dad walk in like "hey so uh. You wanna maybe prep the cylinder?" for the very first time asking the other techs for help and they just fucking know Roxy's found some old fucked up lil guy in the god knows where lmao
They learned from the dinosaurs, the chicken, the duck, the Eclipse and the fucking herd of horses that Roxy wasn't gonna get in real trouble for any of this shit. At this point? Yeah they might as well-WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A FUCKING DINOMONTY?! WHAT THE FUCK????
#and now they HAVE to help because they're too curious about how this fucker even EXISTS not to lmao#roxy just casually saying whenever cera brings up how much trouble she'll get into for this that meh#most the people in the room think she's a murderer and she's still fucking here like buddy.#finding another animatronic is the LEAST of their worries right now lmao. cassie's dad is Concerned. as always with him.#this would make her bringing back the twin bunnies bonbon and bono back so unextraordinary too like#'oh okay. these guys are cute I guess. anyway-' while the bunnies are so fucking confused what do you MEAN no one cares???#they're back from the dead!!! hello??? is anybody listening??? they're... they're DEAD okay?? they DIED!!!! what do you MEAN 'whatever??'#if this had happened in their day? roxy would have vanished by mysterious circumstances by now.#cera is thinking the exact same thing. so is literally everyone else. how is she getting away with this.#the answer is that the higher ups don't care and the manager gave up lmao#manager tries to throw the book at her but she literally has higher clearance than him what the fuck is he gonna do lmao#that's another thing! it never won't be hilarious that if roxy has this security position granted by the board!#no one but cassie's dad has the clearance high enough to fuck with her! and he's literally the only one that doesn't want to do that!#some of the other handles are frothing at the mouth for an excuse to tase the ever loving shit out of her and cassie's dad just...#does not care. he actually got rid of the taser. or maybe he gave it to roxy I don't know. but he doesn't even have one anymore#that's how much he just does not care to 'control' roxy. he met her at her lowest point in life and is thus more concerned for her welfare#and that she doesn't snap like a twig and ACTUALLY kill someone. he knows she could. this is the animatronic he trusts most with his kid.#lmao cassie's dad makes absolutely ZERO sense to anyone ever#except me. he makes sense to me. because I made him like this. he is a good guy that's maybe a lil too forgiving#a bit of a pushover you might say. very protective but also learns who is and isn't a threat very quickly. like he clocked roxy right away#roxy fucking drenched in dried blood must have been a green flag for him or something lmao /j
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okay. hot take maybe but i do think mirabelle could have been handled a bit better
#maybe i missed something but she just felt very. baby's first explanation of an aroace person to me#i think the closest thing we got to acknowledging some of the horrors that come with that is when#siffrin is lashing out and the thing that gets to her is when he tells her that she is just going to be alone forever#but i feel like it would have made more sense to sort of acknowledge that yes that is a fear and concern#for a lot of aroace people especially moving into adulthood and knowing that you might lose significance in people's lives#AND i think it would have been a good mirror to siffrin's issues because they are also concerned about a kind of similar thing#so it might have been interesting to have her talk about that in more depth#and also have it completely go over siffrin's head that he would be included in people she wanted to keep around#i just feel like in a game about these things it would have made more sense to go a bit more in depth#i do think the aspect of it being at odds with her religion was kind of at least something though
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I think my sister just figured out how to make a bomb. I'm still not entirely sure how but I think it has to do with the matchboxes and lighters she insisted on bringing with her.
#I must admit... She's scarily crafty#Like... did she always know how to do this????#Or is she making it up on the spot??#We tested it a few miles out- I had to hijack some guy's motorcycle for a bit but we left it where we got it.#Can confirm it works#I don't know if I should be proud or concerned#at least we're somewhat armed.#tdlosk rp
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i love that eshka loves spite and that, to a degree, he sees her actions and can interpret them in his own way to understand that she cares for him. and the opposite is true as well
#it comes down to a difference in perception#eshka would describe the trust and reliance that spite has on her to be some sort of love#even if spite would struggle to conceptualize that emotion bc it is not within his grasp#love is a many faceted thing though#ahhhh I gotta like. sit and ponder eshka and spite#at first I think she is more. concerned about what spite seeks#and what would he would do to achieve that goal#there’s just also. lucanis in the middle of it all#she talks w emmrich a lot about the nature of spirits and demons#to try and get another mind wrapping around the problems#but she does grow to enjoy the study of the fade and its inhabitants#it brings her and emmrich together quite nicely#maybe for a bit after veilguard she goes to spend time at the necropolis w emmrich#at least while things in treviso are a mess#still mulling over how I want things to go in my head with that#oc: eshka#sorry if this makes no sense I’m tired#veilguard spoilers
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I finally got to play dnd and holy shit I can't wait for the next session
#it was so fun but also impromptu as fuck which made me a bit nervous because i was not prepared lol#but it was still such a great time#i also realized how much i knew about dnd while helping everyone build characters#everyone was shocked when i was like oh yeah I've never actually played before#i have just consumed a concerning amount of critical role and dimension 20 and spent a lot of time looking at spells and subclasses lol#also i had like three ideas of characters to play and i originally settled on a grave cleric but the subclass was in a different book#so i ended up going with my wildfire druid who was pretty fleshed out but i realized i never named her#so i quickly tried to find a name in the middle of helping people build their characters#and when we actually started playing i straight up forgot my name and was oh shit that me lol#at least my wildfire spirit already had his name picked out lol#but that shit was so fun and we have a good mix of goofy characters and semi serious characters which is gonna make shit super interesting#although during our session zero trial fight my girlfriend did make me go unconscious but she fudged the numbers so i at least didnt die#at least my girlfriend is a gracious dm lol#personal
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The amount of talking and negotiating I'm doing with this landlord is giving Andrew Garfield as Jonathan Larson talking to the electric company. Y'know?
#im in hell. this is my personal hell#i havent been at my current job for at least six months but i was at my last one for over six months#which should meet the requirement#she said i need a job in the city i want to move to to be accepted#maam its hard to have a job in a city i cant live in yet#so i asked if i was accepted to a job that met income requirements would that count even if i havent started yet#she didnt answer. now shes asking for dates for my last job#ive rented from this company before! ive met this woman before!!#i was never late on rent. never needed any maintenance. left my apartment in good condition#that should speak for itself#maybe im crazy. maybe im the one in the wrong here#but i dont think i am! i think landlords are a little full of themselves#this apartment doesnt have a bathroom in unit. you have to walk across the hall to use your bathroom#i think that should be a bigger concern than how many months ive been at my job#im just saying maybe no bathroom in unit is a bit of a hard sell#you eant a cosigner? ill get a cosigner. ill get a job in the city before ive moved to the city. ill jump through your fucking hoops#because i have no other option#idk maybe i should become like dexter#but just for killing landlords. cuz im getting a little sick of their attitude
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thoughts on how the Inazuma Archon quest went [1]
i'm including the interlude chapter here b/c tbh i need to have no more procrastination excuses. SO!
Kaeya and Lumi've been in Liyue for a bit now, doin their thing. Lumi's doing a lot of exploration / learning about this nation, Kaeya's helping her out while also expanding his connections, etc etc.
So then Ningguang drops the whole "who wants to help rebuild the Jade Chamber~~" so ofc the Traveler Trio is like "well obviously this is a great idea". like who wouldn't want to ask Ningguang a question ????? so cue the Trio deciding to take it upon themselves to help fix the Jade Chamber
i feel like when they first stumble on Shenhe, Lumi and Kaeya have a moment of like "well she gives off Vibes(tm)" and immediately debate if she's an adepti. ofc, even if she is an adepti, getting harrassed on the street isn't cool. Kaeya gets the Millelith, and everything's aok.
Lumi: you okay? Shenhe: Shenhe Lumi: bless you. Shenhe: my name. Lumi: OH.
i'm like 90% sure Kaeya is Concerned that Shenhe doesn't know what laws are, but Lumi is like unfazed b/c she, too, had to learn the laws of this world. however, EVERYONE is bewildered by Shenhe's choice to eat medicinal herbs. like,,, girl,,, u live like that?
Paimon: she's totally an adeptus Kaeya: nah she's got the vibes but she's not an adeptus Lumi: maybe she's one of those pilgrims Xiao mentioned once. like the ones that go into the mountains for adeptal blessings? Kaeya: oooo, that's a good guess. how much Mora u wanna bet? Lumi: let me see what i got on hand... Paimon: why are u two like this. Kaeya: you not betting? Paimon: ... 500 on her being an adeptus.
anyway, Shenhe joins the club and they have to convince her not to murder everyone. Lumi's already a little bit feral, so poor Kaeya's got a lot to juggle between Shenhe's "dispose of the competitors" and Lumi's "kinda tempting ngl".
another highlight from this quest: Xingqiu: so that thing ur looking for is like 500 million mora Lumi: wh....at.... Xingqiu: oh, I said it's 500-- Kaeya: no, don't repeat it, you might kill her. Xingqiu: ... well, it's not worth it anyway, so don't worry about it!!!
since Paimon, Kaeya, and Lumi have a bet on Shenhe, i feel like Shenhe yapping abt the adepti keeps making Paimon go like "heheh i'm gonna wiiin" and Lumi and Kaeya are just like "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm". they probably started doing bets like this b/c of Zhongli, tbqh.
ok i gotta scramble the next part out b/c i have work soon, but i swear i'll continue this when i can.
#genshin headcanons#lumine genshin impact#kaeya genshin impact#lumine headcanons#kaeya headcanons#brain worms#genshin impact#ok deadass#i LOVE Shenhe#i feel like she's so baby#and she's got such a fun character#like girl wants murder#but also doesn't#a human who fought a monster and struggled to just survive#god#fascinating#anyway#i may be a bit biased towards Cryo characters#ok i say that but i do have my least fave cryo characters#but Shenhe is not one of them#i'm also living for like#Shenhe suggesting murder and Lumi being a little too chill w/ it#Kaeya's Concerned#but it's probably fine#don't worry about it
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