#is pretty funny and cringe

[ierlix]

Just saw someone on Tumblr with a bio that said "full-time content creator" buddy I think you're on the wrong platform

[starrysharks]

wawawawawawawa

[arcticclimes]

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[wheatormeat]

Rereading old haikyuu chapters, here's a bunch of silly Akaashis

[quinn-pop]

never posted this but im pretty sure this was the first metadede i drew (prolly last April?)

[gros-chat-fait]

Spirits & Such Consultation, a.k.a a fake psychic and a bunch of actual psychics he adopts (most of whom are teenagers)

[pink-key]

A lot of people remind me I am turning old this month. My birthday is on 28 of March if someone asks. Have been drifting farther into my old obsessions lately, have this jumble of obsessions of a comic while i sulk in my corner. lack of sleep is driving me insane

[bewakulfi]

online friendships ars so bittersweet

[venom-ass-daily]

From Venom: The Madness issue #3

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

t4t lesbian steddie where they've been publicly out and together since the early 90s, and in modern days eddie's scrolling through twitter for the band and sees one of those transphobe 'if trans women are lesbians why don't they date each other?? checkmate, transbians' posts and is like. oh my god

so she posts a tiktok or something with the tweet in the corner like 'SHIT why didn't anyone TELL ME' and there's like a second of her running into the living room where stevies just sat chilling, reading a book or smth, and then eddie's like 'STEPH did you know TRANS WOMEN DONT DATE EACH OTHER??' and stevie doesn't even look up from her book she's just like 'oh damn, wish we knew that before the wedding. this is pretty embarrassing.'

[jadelemonadee]

ok laplaces angel with seabury let me cook let me cook okay the king is the little “it’s the norm for animals” voice since he’s the main root of most if not all of seabury’s political beliefs or something idk and maybe the main thing is him having this whole realization that perhaps his beliefs don’t exactly perfectly align with his morals and that he was never in the right to begin with??? (with the loyalism thing and him being a pacifist) because yk the whole “oooooh could you take a look at me am i bad am i bad am i bad am i really that bad” right guys right haha right????/)/) please ive been having these thoughts conjuring up in my head for several months but idk how to put it into words and still be coherent 😭😭😭 this is so cringe ok bye don’t even read this (or do……😳😳😳😳)

listen to it pleaaaaase 🥺

[every-sanji]

[kiwiwinjindouche]

I said I'd share some of the voicelines I've stumbled into, and I'm finally posting them (I'm sorry I have such a bad sense of passing time). It's actually nice to hear them without the loudspeakers' white noise.

(English, French and Mexican (for now??))

Personal favorite and easy to get; his little "two" sounds pretty cute in english.

If you're ever curious about the French one; I like it less ngl

I've never, ever heard that one before so I was a bit surprised. There's also one where he talks about his library? anyway, the way he says it is funny

How lovely!!

AND THE MEXICAN JINDOSH HAS MY HEART. I SWEAR

I'm going full cringe when I hear him because???

SIR

don't do that to me i'm not strong enough

Bonus point: tone used when Corvo or Emily is hurt

English ; and I need you all to realize his tone is so different and it makes me go ifjedoswjfjksfkwsjfsjowdjf

Thanks god it's only 10 audios per post on tumblr else I would have rant even more about it tho

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do

[sophiethewitch1]

"Enemies to lovers" with Damian. What do you mean? Like, is he only nice to you as Damian and bickers with you more as robin, or something???

No I mean he is a genuine bitch the entire first arc lmfao. spoiler thing I forgot to put in earlier (sorry mind rot)

Has issues with the 'old' you. DW I know how to write a good grovel ;)