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remusjohnslupin · 2 months

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Frodo Baggins: the bearer of the One Ring, Elf-friend, one of the only three Hobbits to be granted passage from Middle-earth to Aman, the Undying Lands.

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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darlingofdots · 2 months

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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

#dottie rambles #best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid #hilarious #i did nunber them but did not document where i out them #i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this #they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places

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ciderbird · 8 months

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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

#historians are out there beefing with ppl who died over 200 years ago. good for them #history #history memes #this isn’t really about anyone in particular #but I did read the most hilariously bitter takes on alexander I #not that it’s hard to poke fun at his vanity and indicisive nature but like. he was just a poor little meow meow #although I have some weird grudges against dead ppl as well *cough* Catherine II *cough*

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stevenrogered · 3 months

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Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

#iwtv #iwtvedit #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire #interviewwiththevampireedit #lestat de lioncourt #sam reid #iwtv series #amc's interview with the vampire #perioddramaedit #the vampire chronicles #mystuff #this will get no notes but i wanted to do it weeks ago #and i never got the chance so have it now lol #do you think sam knows how funny he is #or is everything he says just unintentionally hilarious #1k #5k

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the-irrelevant-trumpeter · 1 year

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this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.

#like babe sorry to tell you this #but you also wear gender affirming clothes #also would love to know what world this person is living in #where there’s an infinite stream of gender affirming surgeries #bc like. that doesn’t happen.#anyway just found this hilarious #tw transphobes

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redsray · 7 months

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The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like

Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.

Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:

Tim: Hi!

Batman: You're not Jason.

Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.

#batfam #justice league #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #i just think its hilarious #steph: my name is Dick #jl: uh huh

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brainrotcharacters · 16 days

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the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

#“GOTEM PEANUT”#i can freaking hear wade wheezing like he just developed asthma or something #choking on his spit and stuff #it's not even that hilarious probably #but watch logan smile in his direction despite the sass he was supposed to have “shut up bub”#“babygirl i didn't even know you could do that 🤣”#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024

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egophiliac · 23 days

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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fruit-teeth · 1 year

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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

#i know I’ve made posts like this before but like #it amazes me #I’ve never used tiktok but I find this shit hilarious #just me things #text post #writing #booktok cringe #shitpost #this isn’t a real book btw I made this up

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liquidstar · 10 months

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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way #i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me.#scott pilgrim

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stil-lindigo · 1 year

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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change #spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris #keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything #also im sorry it took me so long to get to him #ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so #anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #stillindigo art

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sunfortune · 3 months

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colin: i feel like i need to get a good grade at being a husband

kate: don’t put so much pressure on yourself colin. there’s no such thing as-

anthony: they just made me valedictorian of being a husband 😁. my major? loving and cherishing my wife. my grades? As across the board. my gpa? 10 billion-

kate: SHUT UP

#bridgerton #kanthony #kathony #them having no screen time so they just show up to be loved up and hilarious was a serve actually

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apas-95 · 2 months

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someone got really angry and sent like 7 back-to-back anons to me about how railways are evil and environmentally deatructive(???) and implied I was a fascist for liking trains or something? the phrase 'infinite railroads on a finite planet' was used

#I'm sorry it's just like dghdgdh completely hilarious to care about the environment and oppose railways.#unless everyone's just going to walk then railways are the single *least* disruptive infrastructure that could be used for transport

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eldritchsquared · 11 months

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THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GODDDDDD

#THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS #WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO DO THIS #THEY KNEW THEIR AUDIENCE PERFECTLY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #listen i don’t like him but god was the cameo funny #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #mine #also just in case someone has him filtered =>#matpat #greatest hits

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months

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Michael is FNAF Baby's number #1 hater

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