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mattserenity · 1 month ago

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WHAT THE FUCK

#he’s so fucking fine it hurts #fratboy chris era back???#wtf #is he trying to kill us #i’m tweaking #— lia talks ! ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊#sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo #sturniolo edit #sturniolo fandom #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo fluff #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo x reader

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musicalislife · 1 year ago

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One of the reasons I love Käärijä’s/Jere’s energy because he is so chaotic. Just today he released a cute little baby clothes and a few hours later he reposted a thirst trap of himself. Duality of man.

Video op @krissy_krumma on TikTok

#käärijä #duality of man #thirst trap #instagram story #jere pöyhönen #cha cha cha #eurovision #jere from vantaa #chaotic Finnish #Green man #is he trying to kill us

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survivingandenduring · 10 months ago

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I’m absolutely dying that Pedro’s character for Drive Away Dolls on IMDB is listed as Penis Collector

#is he trying to kill us #I’m not going to survive Pedro 2024 #pedro pascal #i can’t keep up

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logiesargeant · 1 year ago

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logan on instagram

#is he trying to kill us #logan sargeant #my man my man my man #my husband #williams formula 1 #williams f1 #williams #i am fucked #formula one #f1 #f1 fandom #i love one man and one man only

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majortom59 · 1 year ago

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I feel like Neil’s planning a scene abt the fall I’m fkn scared😭

Neil Gaiman recently:

#im scared #is he trying to kill us #i will scream #neil gaiman #david tennant #crowleys fall #ineffable husbands #good omens

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starrysaturdays · 6 months ago

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A MESH TANK AND GREY PANTS

#is he trying to kill us #lwt

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yallstar · 4 months ago

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"...I'm not done telling you all the things that I wanted to say; there's still so much. It's been so long since anyone listened to me talk. Won't you stay?"

Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 8

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #tian guan ci fu #i was going to use the banquet quote #but xie lian's 'it's been so long since anyone listened to me' absolutely kills me every time #like he goes pretty much the entire story trying not to ask for anything #and when he finally breaks down and begs hua cheng to stay #it's not for any grand reason like safety or happiness or love #he just wants hua cheng to Be There #i am #devastated just thinking about it #excuse me while i cry about these two for the hundredth time #yallstart

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egophiliac · 23 days ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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vamprisms · 3 months ago

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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about

#he is soooo fucked up yay haha but this woman who behaves the exact same way is such a bitch why won't the writers just kill her off already #(nosebleed from trying to use my psychic powers to blow up your house)

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enthralled-bandit · 2 years ago

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THERES A HIDDEN TRACK!?!?! WHATTTT

#it’s cd only but like whatttt #is he trying to kill us #mannn #Jimins vocals are so heavenly like #I love it

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aestariiwilderness · 2 months ago

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aardvaark · 3 months ago

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

#leverage #nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve #he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him #parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff #but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank #sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties #which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be #manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties #she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i #manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard #so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu #goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting

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fascinationstreetmp3 · 3 months ago

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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I'm just so happy for Logan honestly he finally found a bitch insane enough to match his freak

#the rate that I started shipping poolverine is giving me whiplash #poolverine #Deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #was it casual when you grinned up at me as i bled into your mouth #was it casual when you hit me on the head with a fire extinguisher so you could steal my self sacrifice moment #was it casual when you broke down that reinforced metal door trying to stop me from sacrificing myself #was it casual when i used your skeletal adamantium remains to kill space cops #was it casual when both of us wanted to stay in that car #was it casual when #no it fuckin wasn't #and all of us knew it #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #he's gone through so much relationship heartbreak #mostly romantic which absolutely fuels the deadclaws agenda anyway #it's nice to see him enjoy being with wade #being with (stabbing. clawing. bleeding on. being bled on by. etc.)

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batcavescolony · 6 months ago

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I feel like comic writers and some fans have forgotten that Young Justice is mostly about the girls. The main storylines were about Secret/Greta, Cissie, and Anita. The boys were there but they had their own runs. Take Young Justice Dark Crisis, yeah it's all about the boys IF you only read the first 5 ish comics. After that it's either big comic events or about the girls. Really the girls are the main characters of Young Justice, the boys are there to draw people in.