#is going to be my undoing

[ingravinoveritas]

Mmm that is a tough decision to make. My question is, would the story at the end of Staged season 3 involve David getting in to that tease of a kimono? Or perhaps something involving that short robe from Saturday night takeaway....Okay I think im just a sucker for David in something slutty and domestic.

Hi, Anon! I don't know how I somehow neglected to include descriptions of each fic, but that probably would've been helpful, right? Well, I just reblogged the poll and added some descriptions, so hopefully that clears things up a bit.

I am also thoroughly enjoying your idea about David being in that kimono, or the short robe from SNT. It really speaks volumes that David has such an affinity for flimsy, barely-there garments. Slutty in the most teasingly provocative way possible, while still being just enough to cover his modesty.

I love the thought of David straddling Michael's lap while wearing that robe, both of them groaning when David starts rolling his hips and thrusting against him. He arches his back with almost unnatural grace, reaching behind him to dig his fingers into Michael's thicc thighs. Michael bites his lip, cock swelling in his trousers, fabric grinding into David's bare arse beneath the robe. He presses a hand to David's neck, caressing a thumb over his protruding Adam's apple. His other hand finds the space at David's lower back, guiding him upright until their mouths are so close Michael can feel his breath against his cheek and they're looking into each other's eyes...

Yes, I think slutty and domestic is very perfect for David. Something erotic, but also so sweet and comfortable, which is how I do see him with Michael. Obviously, I do have a lot of fics on my docket currently, but I will definitely have to consider this as another option at some point...

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

[laurenkmyers]

love sea the series + tongrak's muse.

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[bunnieswithknives]

OK JUST A LITTLE THING BECAUSE IM INSANE @cubbihue

Song: Plastic by Cheekface

[lxnarphase]

reader sucking the milk from tojis pretty nips while his dick is just jumping in his too tight sweats oh em fucking gee

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can you just imagine how embarrassed he would be too ?? imagine he's been frustated all day, tugging at his shirt that is fitting tighter than. usually. each time you see him, his eyebrows are furrowed and his hands are massaging his chest not-so-subtly as he mutters under his breath...AAA !!

the poor thing, literally cursing under his breath, calling you all kinds of mean names when you slip under his black t-shirt that has two matching stains around the chest area. but they don't phase you one bit because you aren't listening, too busy cooing at toji when you see the thick, creamy substance beading on his nipples.

"aww, tojibaby, you poor thing, you need some help, don't you, big guy," he hears you hum under his shirt. why do you have to be so sweet, so cute, but so fucking annoying? and why does it make his cock throb in his pants?

he opens his mouth to curse you out again, but the most pitiful, debauched moan is choked out of him when he feels your soft lips wrap around one of his nipples and suck, softly moaning when milk hit your tongue.

this was weird, it was so fucking weird, toji keeps repeating in his head, trying to will away his erection, but it just isn't working, it feels so fucking good having your tongue running over his chest, licking up whatever leaked out of him.

"s'okay, tojibaby," you coo at him when you bunch up his shirt so you could see his face—he's so red right now, it's adorable—and press a kiss on his pec. "i won't tell anyone, promise. just lemme help you not feel so full."

[longmaxsilvarg]

something about the main menu for life is strange genuinely makes me wanna collapse and sob

[raptorrobot]

breakroom memmers

[misstwentyynine]

Hey ever think about how while Hawk and Tim are dancing together in the 70s they’re probably both remembering when they danced together in ‘57? 😭

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?

[paintpaintpaintman]

Dropkick your spouses my Leader, it'll be funny

I will miss this ask in my ask box dearly

YOU GOT IT, ANON!

Absolutely did not need to resurrect 4 people for +25 faith but the process was too sweet a deal. Jort is the worst one.

Fuck you Jort, all the issues started with Jort. I was married to Mercius and I was so excited and then stupid Jort took him away from me!!!! If it was someone else, sure. But Jort???? Jean Shorts the piss donkey?????? Who falls in love with a piss donkey named fucking Jort. So I killed Jort. And then I killed Mercius and proceeded to manic-marry Urion and Juulius, but it just wasn't the same. So I brought Jort and Mercius back, but I married Jort in front of stupid Mercius and then killed him again. All in a days work 😎

And now, I live in fear every day that Narinder will be the fifth god seduced by Jim Pickens original.

So 1) all of them died from old age accept STUPID AWFUL HORRENDOUS MERCIUS WHO BROKE MY HEART OVER A MAN NAMED JORT

and

2) I am actually wonderful at naming cultists and do NOT have a bias with names towards the ones I like

[beauregardlionett]

orym gets up, covered in blood, barely able to move, because his father wouldn't stop, his husband wouldn't stop trying to protect the people they care about. and neither will orym

[98chao]

yall i drew these back in may when i finished the devils playhouse and just forgot to post them so im doing that now

also obligatory shitpost:

[gasstationclown]

its like 1:30 am and i just finished this and im mad tired but if i dont post it now ill forget so HERE

and obligatory sun/moon variation

and even a timelapse of the process of me being bad at lighting in particular

likes, reblogs, comments, and follows are always appreciated greatly thank you much please enjooyyy

[baking-bugs]

Metadede week: AU

so when i was 12/13 i created a kirby au called "Headcanon Overdose Alternate Universe", abbreviated to "HCODAU", where i was just having too much fun with metadad & creating backstories & some worldbuilding i just decided to create an au for all that stuff without worrying about canon. the writing quality is about as good as you can imagine would come out of a tween. Actual soap opera levels of drama. the main thing i focused on for HCODAU was meta & dedede, who were childhood friends as depicted here with the old designs i used then, & oh man the rest of the story decisions i made were insane. for some reason since meta adopted kirby as soon as he arrived, i thought it'd make ""more sense"" if dedede was never a jerk/rival to him & the events of the very first game just.. never happened ? ? ? & captain vul was a jerk towards kirby instead ? ? also adeleine was secretly a fairy ? ? kracko flooded halcandra ? ? kirby became evil when he got older ? ? there's so much more crazy stuff in there but i think i should stop. anyway this is a lil moment in a fic i created around that time where prince dedede introduces meta to sweets.he was never the same afterwards