#is absolutely gross

[benevolenterrancy]

A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!

(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)

[soulmatesclub]

“big bed isn't a bad thing” i said oh im sure. im so fucking sure

[paperbackribs]

[canisalbus]

in the machete growing up compilation I noticed the little snail appears in two drawings, does it have any meaning or significance?

I love the compilation btw, its so cool to be able to see!

Nothing too grandiose, I just find snails cute.

Machete is so easily grossed out by so many things and a lot of people think snails are nasty and slimy. I thought it would be a fun inversion of expectations if he happened to secretly like them.

I surmise he has a fondness for snails for the same reasons he doesn't feel comfortable around horses. Snails are tiny, extremely predictable, silent and nonthreatening.

[keferon]

About the horror mod thing

Swerve, clapping his hands together and rubbing them excitedly: I got the perfect mod for us to try out

Blurr: Really? I can't wait to see it! :D

5 minutes later

Blurr, screaming from the top of his lungs: WHAT IN THE PITS POSSESSED YOU TO INSTAL THIS MOD IN OUR FUN WHOLESOME GAME!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAA

I personally headcanon that Blurr is an adrenaline junkie so he is all like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FKGNBDKDBGFB but then also laughs like a psychopath hahah

Also. I can't believe I haven't talked about this before. Blurr's whole thing is being fast. Not just on his wheels but in his processor too! Which means that despite being a noob he has these top speedrunner-like reflexes! He can do speedbridging without pressing Shift at all. He can build a box around him in half a second. Water bucket clutch? Easy.

But then also he almost dies of hunger because he doesn't know what animals can be eaten

[screwpinecaprice]

I already really like these two, but after The Return of The Pumpkin Rabbit, I have been smitten. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*♡

[herbologyathogwarts]

Barty “hates black liquorice but pretends to love it to gross people out” Crouch Jr and Evan “loves black liquorice but pretends to hate it to not stand out” Rosier

[austiebug]

A read a fic a few months ago where sat was luci's teenage mistake baby but born before asmo and the triplets, thus explaining how he's fourth oldest and 'youngest' at the same time. But now I can't find it. If you have any leads please contact the tip line. Thank you.

[moonlightdancer26]

One thing that never fails to shock me is how many Marauder stans I’ve seen hating on Draco for saying this line to Hermione in GoF:

“Granger, they’re after Muggles,” said Malfoy. “D’you want to be showing off your knickers in midair? Because if you do, hang around . . . they’re moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh.”

Yet somehow they can’t apply that same logic to what happened in SWM:

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter.

I’ve seen Marauder stans who bash Draco and call him horrible for “making a SA joke,” but then go ahead and defend what the Marauders did (which was ACTUAL SA, not just a gross joke) in SWM as if that’s not much worse. The irony is ridiculous.

That’s always confused me because… they can clearly see the harm in a character making a SA joke, but they gloss over or even justify their favourites characters actually doing what said character joked about??? Make it make sense.

[radiant--as-the--sun]

do people really just wanna be fans of the hunger games and not mention palestine at all? like honestly? do you really wanna just support fictional uprisings and fighting back against fictional oppression but don't actually give a shit about it in real life? did y'all genuinely learn and internalize nothing from this series????

[bvckbiter]

fandom talks too little about hylla and reyna. reyna killed her father when she thought he'd killed hylla. hylla dragged them out of puerto rico and found them sanctuary and employment on circe's island AND became one of circe's favorites. then when they got captured by blackbeard hylla also got them out of that situation by out-pirating literal immortal pirates. then in a span of three years, they split up, found their own ways to the amazons and cj, and became the leaders of their respective factions. when hylla's queenship was being threatened by otrera in son, she plotted a counter-coup and defeated an amazon queen who couldn't die two nights in a row in one-on-one combat, THEN led her cavalry to camp jupiter. (ik this woman slept like a corpse for a week afterwards). hylla used reyna as an absolutely ruthless bait-and-switch to capture orion, and all reyna said in response to that was, "bet." reyna carries insurmountable amounts of both guilt and gratitude towards her sister. even though they havent seen each other in a while, hylla still drops everything and does everything in her power to save her baby sister when she knows reyna needs her.

[abstract-ostrich]

augh. One last drawing. Ough. How am I supposed to recover from this

[emderperq]

Gross girls rise up 💯💯

[local-dragon-haunt]

Some ppl use ship tags just to organize their blog and they may not have meant it as anything more than a platonic ship! And it's just a tag in the end, does it really matter?

Brother, “Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus” is right there. “Perryshmirtz” has ALWAYS been used to reference the romantic ship. Perry is NINE YEARS OLD in this one, very specific au. I cannot believe I have to defend why I’m uncomfortable with people tagging it as Perryshmirtz. Lmfao.

[why-bless-your-heart]

"I wouldn't make my children have to change diapers, it's gross and kids shouldn't have to deal with that" <- somebody who's never changed a diaper in their life.

[thedrowsydoormouse]

He literally used a trans girl as a fucking prop like the god damned robot in the corner. The only reason why Rose was in that episode was to show Conrad's bigotry and then she basically disappeared from the plot for the entire rest of the episode. I don't even remember if she had any lines.

SACK RTD