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I want back scratches.

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this actually makes perfect, logical sense to me but without context it is so funny

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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

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who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects

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$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

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My stomach is so acid today.

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My stomach is so acid today.

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So, anyway, I took a few of my poems and turned them into an illustrated poetry zine.

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a small child is a crevice loving creature

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My first day on the job at the waste water sanitation plant went, unfortunately, swimmingly

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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

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YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second

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When Jesus heard it, He saith unto them, “They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.”