#is JOKE i swear
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So me and my gf finished Succession While it was still fresh we made our LPS cast lists
This one being mine
And hers
as you can see we are a bit indicisive, so along with final picks we have the other potential choices
#yes we added gerri cause i like her lol#lps cast#littlest pet shop#succession#connor roy#shiv roy#gerri kellman#logan roy#kendall roy#roman roy#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#siobhan roy#meme#sorry about the dig at hugos neck#is JOKE i swear#my stuff
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My brain at all times:
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On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#anya#nurse anya#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#anya mw#curly mw#cw sui mention#cw sui joke#cw death#cw sui#cw overdose#cw pills#art to shit your pants to#I fear i may need a new art tag#Im paranoid because it never auto suggests my tag#I know swears shouldn't be a problem here but you never know#my art#comic#edit: THANK YOU EVERYONE. I FINALLY HAVE A TOP POST THAT ISNT FUCKING HYNESS#1k#edit 2: tumblr likes suicide jokes write that down write that down#5k#this is actually the most eyes ive had on anything ive made ever. scary
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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
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Family Portrait~
Extra:
#mishanks#dracule mihawk#one piece#mihawk#one piece mihawk#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#zosan#sanzo#one piece zoro#one piece sanji#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#robin#nico robin#it is funnier in portuguese i swear#it is hard to translate funny portuguese jokes to english ndjkasndjksandjkasndjka#gothfam#goth family
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So we’re in agreement that this is canon… right?
#sharon’s is a joke obviously#RIO IS A LESBIAN BTW#I’m not asking#I swear the photo had good quality before I posted it#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#agatha coven of chaos#mrs hart#sharon davis#teen agatha all along#jubshead
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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minimum wage ragatha let me show you real flirting under the counter...
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc ragatha#minimun wage ragatha#she was absolutely wild this episode#i hope she dies in her own ep#im joking#im joking i swear#i love her too much I want to see her in distress
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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tragic little victorian child still serving cunt despite it all 💜
#was gonna wait to post this until the morning but it's Juneteenth heheh#happy Juneteenth Thistle 💕#also if anyone tries to tell me that Thistle isn't a victorian child I swear to god (I KNOW OKAY IT'S A JOKE)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#thistle dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#thistle#my art
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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sometimes u gotta go to the Sea or the Mountains to witness something so much older and larger and more magnificent than anything in your daily life that will not be affected in any way by your brief blip of an existence to really get your head on straight like. who the fuck cares about taxes in the grand scheme of things.
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Strange halo
#an art#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#Nagito komaeda#Komaeda nagito#Don't ask me man i just draw whatever possesses me#Seemed like a cool pose. Who better for a cleansing fire and a halo?#Sometimes artists don't see the full picture til they're done.... I swear if anyone makes the joke I'm thinking of rn I will. Delete#Or something
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Language! Part 2
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The speech bubbles are a little odd, a holdover from when I used to draw these small and all on one layer and canvas.
Somehow, some way, Splinter’ll always catch them and make them pony up to the swear jar! Darn ninja dads, I swear, it’s like they can hide in the walls or something
Anyway, thought it would be fun to hint at Splinter having a life and acquaintances from his time in yokai society, in that weird way that parents have when they mention a crazy skill they picked up from their mysterious life before parenthood that their kids have no knowledge of yet. Plus, it’s interesting to think about what Splinter does in his day. He loved entertaining and stardom, I doubt he’d up and quit forever. His voice is the last thing truly his after his transformation, I’m sure he’d use it somehow to keep doing what he loved! He’s also a ninja warrior specifically trained to fight the supernatural, that probably comes with some pretty fun skills!
My mom once stole a boat and sailed to an abandoned condemned island for a whole couple of days, a story which cropped up once and then wasn’t explained until years later, much to my intrigue. She’s so calm and well collected, it was crazy to hear the shit she used to get up to lol
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt comic#rise raph#rottmnt raph#rise splinter#rottmnt splinter#I used to be so scared of swearing as a kid that I’d lean in and whisper super dramatically to my friends if I dared say one#then I called someone a bitch right to their face and my friends still joke about it#the brown Listerine tastes like hand sanitizer it’s awful
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ANYWAYS AHA...... NORMAL POST OF MY WARMUP PAGE!!!!......... WHAATTTT............
#I like the top right one hes crazy lookin#im going to pretend i didnt draw that and pretend it didnt happen and pretend the tags arent real#how silly and funny#leave for a month and thats what you get i guess but it was ssuPPOSED TO BE A JOKE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE BLAME LUKA (POINT) /J#spamton#deltarune
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