#ironically. i dont actually like soup

[hxney-lemcn]

not a request

guess who's back

again

I have so many thoughts.

OKAY BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES IDIA ACTUALLY EAT???? He's a cursed human with human digestive track but he has sharp teefies WHICH DEF DONT let him eat like he should!!!

CONSPIRICY THEROY OF THE DAY: Idia is a twig bc he legit just doesn't have the AP to deal with his special dietary needs.

I dont remember which one but there's a vignette that has him explainin he doesn't like apples with skin cuz they squeak! AND LIKE YEAH!!! UNDERSTANDABLE!!! sharp teefies are NOT designed for apple!!! They are designed for ripping, tearing and swallowing whole-- which is NOT a good thing on a normal human stomach!

Hes also confirmed to eat chocolates cuz melty, and noodles cuz slurpable. Idia shroud DO NOT be getting all of his proper nutrients!! GET THIS MAN SOME EATABLE FOOD STAT!!!!

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll think about how to go about making a diet for Idia. (Definitely a normal thing to do.) He'd have to have very tender and finely cut food, in order to get him proper nutrients. Soup would be a good one! Specially if it has EGREGIOUSLY TENDER, I'm talking like FALL APART IF TOUCHED TENDER meat.

PLEASE WHATEVER GOD CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE.

LET ME FEED THIS GUY.

IDIA IS SUFFERING FROM ANTI-FLAVOR TOWN.

SHAKJNG YOU VIOLENTLY

I DAYDREAM ABOUT BULLYING HIM JNTO LETTING ME STAY WITH HIM OVER SCHOOL BREAKS SO I CAN PROPERLY FEED HIM-

Ok, ngl, didn’t think this hard about it but it made me fall into a mini rabbit hole.

Cus like the only characters drawn with jagged teeth are Jade, Floyd and Idia. Jade and Floyd are from the ocean and idk how you cook underwater so they probably eat their food raw and that makes sense cus their eels.

Idia? He’s not a beastman or a merperson. He’s literally just some guy with sharp teeth. (Not to mention that the predator beastmen we see aren’t fully carnivores. They have molars and muscles that let them chew their food thoroughly).

Looking it up, carnivorous animals don’t actually chew, they use their sharp teeth to rip meat into smaller pieces that they can swallow. So on that wavelength, Idia would probs be similar, BUT! He’s not gonna eat raw meat. Ew. And cooked meat can be more tough. So, how do we fix this?

Soup. Tender meats (like wagyu). Shredded meats. Noodles. Dishes that you tend to swallow instead of chew.

There are so many vegetarian lentil soups you can make. They’re super healthy (cus lentils) and taste so good. Not to mention all the pasta dishes he could have (peanut noodles come to mind). Yum. There’s this slow cooker ramen recipe I wanna make and it had shredded beef. I feel like he’d go to town on that.

But yeah, he’s not gonna go out of his way to make or find recipes. So he sticks with his instant ramen.

Once you start cooking for him it’s over. I don’t think he could go back to the bland microwaveable food. Get him iron rich recipes and he’s gonna wonder why he doesn’t feel so lightheaded anymore 💀

In conclusion, you will become his personal chef and he will start to feel healthier. Especially when he realizes there are a ton of options for him, you just gotta look.

[salamanderallan]

powerful, radiant, you are the right hand of god and will kill for him

i dont usually ramble outside of tags buuuut context to this is that allan has pretty much taken up a 'guardian angel' role specifically for pim, and had started pretty much spying on pim whenever he felt like something bad was about to happen ("intuition" aka my friends announcing ooc that they were going to do something bad)

sotheres this one time where allans hiding out in the water (salamander attribute) under two boats that grim and pim were both in, and they were having some sorta argument and grim (not meaning to) accidentally killed pim by hitting him with a sword because pim was on low health or somethign !?so allan bounded out of the water and killed grim

this upset grim a lot because he'd been working for a while to get super souped up equipment, so he was in full diamond armor and had pretty good weapons, and allan managed to kill him in nothing but an iron helmet, iron boots, diamond chestplate, and no pants

so grim gets pissed off and just wants to fight again when pim makes allan go apologize for doing that, so allan dashes off and disappears into the water, sticking around to listen to the convo between pim and grim and for a minute they go around looking for allan before grim decides to go to allans house to antagonize him out, which would have been FINE if pim didnt decide to go follow him!

so allan has to speed behind the boats of pim and grim and climbs onto his island where only grim notices that he's following them, so grim pulls out his sword and starts chasing after pim (who is completely oblivious and is shouting at the empty house for allan not to come out so that allan does instigate a fight by doing so) to antagonize allan, causing allan to attack him and ultimately lose the fight

fast forward a little bit, allans lurking in the water again and decides to follow grim around because he sees him, and grim notices that hes hanging around and tells him to just come out of the water, so allan surfaces and grim says to go over to this little nearby island so they can talk and allan (for whatever reason) does

so they go to this island and sit there and start arguing, something about grim having only done all that because of his fragile ego or whatever and that ends in grim saying, "You're a fucking awful guardian." and allan snapping at that and actually starting the fight for the first time- he throws a lingering potion of poison, drinks honey to cure himself, and starts attacking grim. grim tries to escape with a boat twice but allan breaks the boat both times and ends up killing him..

THAT fight is what this piece is based off of.. if u read all this im glad ur invested in this minecraft server lore stuff :]

[whosmaggy]

whats cookin'

i have heard through the grapevine (whatever that is) that to be considered a blogger, specifically a favourite blogger, one must actually blog! i think the big thing to write about right now was my recent move, however i just dont want to. i do really love it here and feel so comfortable, i just need more time spent walking around the city to talk about it. definitely see myself being here for a long time tho!

anyways as i listen to

i will give a list of all the things i have cooked in the kitchen of my uni residence:

Bagels!!

https://mxriyum.com/homemade-everything-bagels/ so easy and turned out so good! i had all the ingredients (there are like 3) and my dear friend, A, gave me everything bagel seasoning so ofc i had to make bagels on my first day here! (picture is attached at the top)

2. Chicken soup!

so good! i had half a pack of chicken thighs left and didnt want to eat anymore chicken and rice. so i made soup! always use bone in and skin on chicken. sear the skin side down for a few minutes to get a bunch of flavour and then cook ur vegetable's (celery, onion, garlic, and whatever else) in that. added spinach for iron and corn for cooler looking poops!

3. pasta

penne alla vodka (no vodka, sadly (im in AA)). Very easy, ive made it so many times, i dont need measurements. melted string cheese on top adds a lovely addition.

4. breakfast

not really cooking but i have become a breakfast person. currently its been bagels, fruit on the bottom greek yogurt (a different flavour every week!(this week its blueberry)) with granola and strawberries. also occasionally (weekends or tuesdays) ill make an egg white and spinach omelet and toast.

Have been cooking and eating others things as well. fruits, carrots and hummus, chickpea curry, granola bars, ice cream, miss vickies. also had a burger 2 days ago, and have 5 more frozen burgers left in the box. i have only eaten out twice, once for a bueatiful friends birthday! and once cause i wanted a burger and milkshake (they forgot my milkshake and gave me a can of pepsi instead).

anyways, i have been laughing at scammer videos, taking the train, and having dreams about one direction getting back together.

hope everyones had a fun first 3 weeks of uni!

Much love, care, and appreciation,

Maggy 🍔

[without-it]

ok i lied i love to update u guys. heres updates and general tips and goals for the next fast ❤️

said id wait till thursday but at my core im a little silly guy who loves to lie and tell untruths!! so heres the fasting tea abt wrapping up that last 90 hour fast and starting this one

first off, the refeeding and weight gain update from the two days of eating "normally" : weight update this morning, from my last weigh in on monday, i gained about 1/3 of a pound (i lost just over 10 pounds so really good return) so really happy with that honestly. refeeding is such a huge and often overlooked aspect to fasting, and if its handled wrong it can often negate all ur hard work.

when i refeed i focus on PLAIN low calorie foods. if you end a fast with curry to be perfectly honest ur gonna shit urself to death and have a fucking miserable time lmao. my go to is a PLAIN UNSEASONED steamed veggie dish (usually steamed broc and corn, broc bc low calorie and corn bc i am a corn GIRLIE), and often with miso soup to go with it. unseasoned foods help with the upset tummy after ending a fast, and get ur body used to actually processing glucose again. and miso soup is just a nice low calorie simple food to add some fun into that meal. pls dear god do not eat sweet foods / high salt / high seasoned in general / or heavy meat or sauced dishes as a fast breaking meal. if youve fasted for more than a 4 days im not joking you can literally end up dying from that so just be responsible shawtie damn. (look up refeeding syndrome im not a doctor so im not gonna give u the lowdown)

things to focus on during the fast to help prevent rapid weight gain: drink ur god damn liquids. i dont care if ur getting water in thru diet soda or tea or fizzy water or even coffee. that is water, that is a pro and do not listen to ppl who say that water "doesnt count". when you restrict liquids during a fast you will obvi lose more weight in the short term, but during refeeding if u start drinking normally again (as i really hope u are lmao) you will gain this water weight rapidly. u turned ur body into a desert for a few days, and best believe the second u have more liquid ur body is gonna hang on to that for dear life. its better for u and less stressful in the long run to just keep up ur liquid intake during fasts trust me.

and then this is my go to routine for every fast:

every day i take these suppliments: high strength collagen, iron, zinc, a womens multivit, and the unsung hero of fasting? FIBER TABLETS. bro i can fast for over a week and still not be constipated bc im on my SIGMA FIBER GRINDSET

and then my daily intake: at least a liter of water every day with the "Endura brand low carb sugar free electrolyte drink" (in lemon lime flavor) (i put 2 scoops aka 2 serves per liter of water) the taste is super mid but honestly drinking that every day on my last fast made things such a breeze. literally like no headaches, no cramps, minimal dizziness, and my sleep was mostly uneffected.

then i also have either a can or two of coke zero. yes i know it has 1.1 calories and diet coke would be technically more appropriate for a fast, but i hate diet coke and u will not catch my ass drinking it

and then a cup or two of green tea with a 0 calorie sweetener. no recommendations on the sugar bc honestly i swap between brands depending on whats avail at my grocery store that week lmao.

all this liquid and high variety keeps me kinda full, and provides fun taste enrichment so i dont literally go monkey insane drinking plain water for a week. cool if u can do that but ur literally a psycho and not to be trusted frankly

so current goal is at least lunch time saturday. i have plans to do lunch w my friend but honestly if im not rly hungry then and i wanna keep the fast going im just gonna cancel that lunch or even push it to dinner to just get a few more hours in!

as usual, expect weight updates every morning. the starting situation is: 87kg exactly ( 191.8 pounds) , 20% of my weight loss goal achieved. see yall tmro for the update!

[selamat-linting]

anyway another game update. because the last one isnt done

1. hardrock version

so, last few entries, i talked about getting silkworm and backpacks. turns out these things arent on my version of tfc. its on the hardrock version that requires you to boil your water, added a temperature system, and i think it also has tornados and piranhas? its much harder than the one i played. pro tip: if your installing the mod, dont just install tfc. i had a hard time with a lot of recipes because the tfc field guide on its own isnt very detailed. i got a lot better once i installed the essential beginner modpack that include map and coord help and JEI support to look up crafting recipes. even the harder version like hardrock was actually a modpack i believe.

tfc actually had a lot of version like tfc tng that only covers 1.18+ update, 1.20 current version, tfc plus, tfc hardcore, even the old original versions like 1.7.10 that came out ten years ago. the rule is, when in doubt, check field guide on github, install JEI mod, or ask their discord.

2. welding

anyway, back to the game. since my thatch bed is done and all i have to do is wait for the alpaca to be ready to shear again, i decided to make an anvil.

welding is an evil mechanic. the charcoal forge is evil too. i swear watching the copper ingot heats up is like watching water boil. but then if i look away and do something else the copper gets too hot and disappears. i lost quite a bit of ingots during the trial and error process. it is quite satisfying to see my first double ingots though. and crafting some bellows helped lot in making the forge heats up faster, and once you got it handled down, you slowly gets used to it and it becomes easy.

and then, you got your first copper anvil.

smithing is more fun and less tedious, because its a mini-game. but if there's one thing i want to automate, its that. more motivation for me to start making windmills. but then i realized the gear box needed to harness mechanical powers are made of brass, a metall alloy so i might have to do a lot of smithing manual anyway. fml

but seriously, smithing isnt as bad as welding things in a stone anvil. the waiting game isnt as horrible. i think, all the trouble i got just for my new copper boots and copper shields are worth it. im actually planning to do a helmet, but i dont have enough copper right now.

you know, i've been thinking of making a beginner's welding/smithing guide because there is a lot of ppl complaining abt it. i think once you got it handled its fun, but the documentation are hard to get through if youre very much a beginner gamer. i might not help ppl do a perfectly forged item (yet) but i can make crafting a copper anvil less of a pain in the ass.

3. farming / food

i might have made a mistake in moving after my base burned down. my place is cold. it has some very bright summers and spring, but its snowing more times in the year than it is sunny. its good for a steady supply of deer meat, but not good for farming.

but i still have quite a bit of a harvest. its so much that i need to make an extra food container and some of the crops rot because i just cant eat everything in time even when i mix everything up in soups and sandwiches. i can preserve and pickle things up more but i need vinegar and it requires sugar which grow from sugar canes and it doesnt grow in my area and maybe i also need to make jams so i have to make a jar but then that requires glassworking and turns out i need to craft a blowpipe and that requires. iron. and smithing on the anvil. astagfirullah.

back to farming, i can at least mitigate the short planting and growing season by using fertilizers to make things grow faster. which is where the crop rotation part came in. fertilizers have different ratio of phosphorus, potassium, and nitrogen, while plants require just one of said nutrients. if i keep planting the same type of seed in the same farm soil, the nutrients that affect its growth will slowly deplete along with the crop yield over time while the other nutrients that could be used to double the yield and make faster growing time are left unused in the soil. there is also the matter of some plants being more resistant to cold weather like cabbages and barleys. i might need to make a excel sheet arranging the most efficient crop rotation and the best way to get as much out of the short planting season of my base's cold climate.

(to be continued because this has gotten too long already!)

[purpledisastertwin900]

Hol’ up!

I feel like usually when we talk about these guys we think of them as being members of the clan from, like, the early days right? Like cmon you dont get that high up in a clan, lookin like this

By only being in ur clan for a few years right?

WRONG!

In Hot Soup, the Game when they send Cassandra in to retrieve the “artifact”, they start fangirling over Lou Jitsu and his movies-specifically Jitsu For Justice, and Foot Brute says “It’s the movie that got me into crime!” Which means at least 5 things:

1. He’s only been in the Foot Clan for at most, 30-35 years or so. (This is my “educated” guess-bc take away 15 years of Splinter being a rat, 10 years of the Big Mama debacle, and that leaves around 5-10 years for Lou’s actual film career-it could be shorter tho, bc we have no idea how long it took him to join the Foot Clan)

2. He had a normal life before joining, lived in modern times, and is no stranger to modern customs and how the world works, (see also: “we really must stop finding recruits in ninja Chatrooms-“) so it’s safe to assume then whenever he and Foot Lieutenant were walkin around in all their yellow-eyed footfaced pink skin sharp teeth glory without cloaking brooches on, they did that on purpose simply bc they did not care. And pop off honestly

3. The Foot Clan Must actually be in shambles for someone who’s been in the clan for less than 50 years is so close to the top

4. Splinter inadvertently created his own enemy-which I find ironic and kinda funny tbh

5. To me, it kind of explains why they were so eager to release the Shredder/Krang and why they were so desperate to be led-they’d probably been taught ab the clan’s glory days, which, compared to where the clan was at, makes the Foot Clan look pathetic. So it just makes sense to start scrabbling for a higher leader/power to make the Clan great and honorable again.

So yeah, just some thoughts I had at 10:30 pm on a Tuesday-I also never see stuff ab Foot Brute which is a total cowabummer bc he is awesome

If anyone has any other theories add em’ in the notes!! I wanna hear em!!! (N if you already knew this and it’s old news to u plz be nice to me sometimes I’m not that smart T-T)

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

Even funnier is there's one comic run where Fury was around for the Howling Commmandos. It's been a hot minute since Ive read it but I dont think he was part of the Howling Commandos he was just Around enough that Steve would have known him. I need to find it because this adds to the hilarity but I dont think he was actually souped up like Steve or Logan he just ("just") made the Life Model Decoy that Tony was so fond of joking about in the Iron Man movies. So the Fury that Steve meets in 2012 is an LMD piloted by Fury somewhere off in the distance. There was like half a dozen of them iirc?

Anyway.

Steve: im sorry did i just bring the dead people from the 40s WITH ME???

I want steve rogers back for selfish reasons (retconning an ending that undermined ten years of character development) but also for funny reasons such as seeing wolverine across the street in nyc and yelling LOGAN !!!!????

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 42

were back bitches!

walking in the forest, heading toward the burning lands! Ignezius! wheatley is hanging around teya poking her. sennas talking with papyrus and his adventures and stuff.

parsley takes teya and wheatley aside and asks what they think about papyrus. wheatley says he seems nice and since senna trusts him so does he. sennas just smiling fondly at papyrus. teya says she doesnt trust anyoen that becomes a lich willingly. SP starts doing donuts around them and gets picked up by wheatley.

senna looks back and whispers something to papyrus. parsley and teya fucking hate this xD papyrus looks back a full 180 with his head, then gives senna a thumbs up XD teya's using her sending stone lol.

parsley saunters over like a bitch, arms crossed. "so, papyrus, what made you decide to become a lich?" it was his god that did it so he could keep helping people :3 he does a heroic pose xD his cape billows on command yay! senna says hes cool xD

wheatley thinks he looks nice xD paps puts his helmet back on. parsley just stares at teya like wtf. stop distrusting my boi! >:( dont call him a dork! wheatley glares at him and parsley is like wtf. he puts SP down and he goes to hang out with papyrus.

teya tells parsley that she told sunnie about papyrus and hes gonna get them killed xD teya asks papyrus how he died wtf. he fell in glorious combat against evil undead, then he became undead ironically! teya says 'told ya' to parsley. teya fucking calls being a holy lich fake wtf. dont call him insane!

parsleys asks teya how she feels about her gf's best friend being nuts lol. "whos isnt?" he gives her a weird look xD wheatley asks them not to provoke papyrus incase he IS evil. SP pokes papyrus with a stick.

teya messages android of all people and asks if he trusts papyrus xD no feelings whatsoever, so progress? as we walk paps puts his hands on his head and points out a gnome and kenku in the distance!

an old gnome woman and a little kenku! nana and jingles our beloved! nana walks up to us and says Howdy! she saw us walking along and thought to join us to the nearest town, a short walk from here. safety in numbers. wheatley says certaintly. parsley mutters to teya 'why are we always helping random people with bullshit?'

android grimaces and zen asks where the town is. aint far apparently. parsley mutters their gonna get attacked lol. papyrus calls her frail xD nana says she aint frail. wheatley wants to spar with nana do NOT. shes gonna kick his ass xD she wants to bet on it! parsley bets 50 gold and so does nana xD wheatley bets on himself.

nana introduces herself and jingles :3 we love these guys around here. teya calls parsley a stubborn asshole when he doesnt introduce himself xD she says shes met many a stubborn ass XD jingles repeats stubborn ass XD parsley waves at him :3 wheatley introduces SP to nana as his child :3 parential bonding! senna gives rouge and parsley a side-eye xD

moving along toward a town~ senna asks whats with the big pan? she uses the ol cast iron for cooking and hitting xD wheatley says his bones are made of cast iron! senna nods and says zen is a bit of a chef himself xD now were ribbing him for only making soup.

nana having 30 kids is insane actually. SP is driving in circles around jingles. teya asks nana why so many kids? she just kept picking them up over the years xD jingles is happy :3 her oldest is 100 neat. nana is 300 geez. teyas trying to do gnome age math lol.

wheatley starts talking to her about the continent 200 years ago lol. nana says thats about when she killed her first husband, which no one can prove lol. we love her xD town time!

small town. spar time! nana vs wheatley! parsley is just surprised the group didnt get attacked on the way XD jingles is a bit memorized by papyrus armor and holds nana's pan for her. SP tries to help him hold it up. shes 3 feet and i think she can still win.

nana is beating his ass. teya tells parsley she has to bet against wheatley lol. nana wins! time for her to kick parsleys ass XD ANDROID joins in the bet with wheatley on nana, and teya bets on parsley XD nana wins! parsley is pissed wheatley and android bet against him xD SP thinks parsley won and cheers for him xD

nana gives parsley the cast iron holy shit! we love her <3

[lifeisamaze]

CGK (2)

Some may asks, why do such a brief moment could leave a giant print in your heart? (Well,nobody asked. Never tell anyone about my problems,except J. Told hani but it is just because i had to go cgk with her 😂. This is the reasons why i need a journal. I need to empty my brain every now and then to keep me sane) OK, back to the question. Simple. It is something you longed for your whole life. And it's happening! This is the reason why i decided to write it in a journal. I'm afraid one day when i wake up, the memories are fading and i thought it was a dream.

Well, now it's the second day in CGK. Starting my day with 'pemandangan indah di pagi hari' went to his house early in the morning so we could go to work together. He.... Welcomed me..... TOPLESS!!! Glad the pants is on. Or i wish it is not? HAHAHAAHA. Ok, serious mode. First things that i noticed: electronic cigar n Ash tray. I thought he quitted? But didnt asked anything tho. Dont ask something people doesnt want to tell you. Next : piles of laundry. Cant help myself not ironing them. Its the least I can do, it might help him for another few days ahead. When i stood in the centre of the room, with this thought in my head, he approached me. I unconsciously hugged him 🫣😶‍🌫️ he told me, my friends are coming down soon. Malunya smpe ke ubun2 wakk 🤣🤣 so embarassing! Ck!

While doing the laundry, apparently he put decolgen n panadol on my backpack. 🥹 si pendiam yg perhatian sekali sih ternyataaaa. He didnt say anything too, just simply put it there. 😭😭 so so sweeetttt. The next sweet thing :koper juga uda masuk mobil ternyata! 🤣 amazing! No talk, action only! 😂😂

next, breakfast. Stopped by Indomaret to get coffee he said. But he sneaked out to ATM. 🤣🤣 caught him in action. What is wrong with going to ATM? 😂😂 my wallet almost empty everyday 🤣🤣 heading to mie bagan yutek. it is the first time i have it and i love it. 😂 my tastebud is more to savory sweet and this one match my preference. Things that i noticed from him while eating : freaking neat 🤭 one of Virgo traits, as bert is also like that. He wiped his table when a single drop of the soup spilled. 🤣 is he nervous or he is actually like that? The way he sit and eat also catch my attention 🫠 when i talk to him while he is eating, he didnt lift up his body or head but only his eyes and eyebrow and his mouth is full of food but stop munching 😂😂 he did that most of the time when we were eating. He eats slow, while me, eating like hungry shark 😂 i always eat quick, no time to lose! 😂

done with the food, he sent me to serpong, park his car anddddddd... He did sth i didnt expect at all. Shocked and blushed of course! 😳😳😳😳 he did it once before, that was quick and very light one. This oneeee., hmmm.. A bit more powerful than before but still short. 😂 understandable, since it is in a broad daylight, public places, needs lot of courage to do so 😂 im so nervous and avoid eye contact with him 😂😂

Skipped to the evening, he came to fetch us after work, send us to have dinner and go play soccer. Highlight : this silly fangirling thing I have, im happy to be able to hold and hug his backpack 😂😂 girl! Come on! 🫨🫨 then another highlight, he gave me an orange. 😂 so random! I kept it and eat it after I reached home.

After dinner, get back to hotel, prepare for ajeb2, me being pickup by his friends, awkward situation actually, but I'm mastering the art of breaking the ice . Talked a lot to them and after we reached there, si anak bauk kencur ini, didnt know that nobody, NOBODY brings backpack to club 🤣 Yok has asked me do i need to leave the backpack in the car. But i insist, I'll carry it. LOL.

Then while waiting for him, I talked a lot, drank a lot, but good things is, yok keeps reminding me to drink water to keep me sober. After a while, finally J came! He sits right next to me, looking at me with this look. Arghh! I meltttt🫠🫠🫠 rasanya pengen kuterkam 😂😂 then of course after dison come, he keep pouring drink for me and asked for toast. The moment i realized i started to drunk is when i stood up next to J and cant control myself for not hugging him and start sniffing his neck 😂 i feel aroused by the music's beat but then i tried to sober up and go back to my seat. Not long after, i asked him to go back to the hotel. He drove so fast. Me, scared to death and sober up instantly 🤣

The rest of the night will be off the record. Too many highlights i wish i could write here. Okay, spilling one of them : 내 인생에서 가장 긴 키스를 했어요. I just cant stop. 😂 everything is so lovey dovey, leaving me sweet memories, perfect image of him and now, he turned out to be like this, hmm.. I just cant relate. Which one is the real J? I have warned him for not being too sweet but he ended up bewitching me. Ck!

Okay. That is day two sums up. Maybe tomorrow for day 3?

[veggiefritterz]

bunch of incoherent rambling idfk if people read these anymore.

i have like 30 prozac in my desk drawer rn and the drawer next to it has 28 lexapro, ive also got a whole bottle of iron + vitamin c tablets cause i dont fucking eat enough and i dont think theyd do mich seperately but do ya think if i blended them and drank it with monster cause they all taste shit do ya think that might finally kill me??? cause the world seems pretty intent upon keeping me here i have a scar from an accident like 2 millimetres from my big wrist vein which is pretty fucking sad cause honestly when that accident happened i would have been fine with bleeding out on the sand in front of a few holiday having people. however fuck the world because they also gave me tits n whatever. i guess im lucky or whatever because i live in a pretty good place in a house only missing a few wearherboards with minimal asbestos and only one vine coming through the bathroom wall but thats aesthetic so i dont mind it. i kinda miss the shithole of a well shitter in the backyard that they torw down because outhouses arent in fashion anymore i wish theydve plumbed it up proper instead. goddamm why am i talking about outhouses. no see i could slit my wrists right the fuck now if i wanted to but if it doesnt work its too hot to wear a jumper and my dad will see and call the police crisis line. again. do you know how fucking much i hate the police like bitches get out of my fucking house all i did was throw a can of soup. at a wall not even at my dad so calm down. i guess the police are alright cause they told my dad its not worth turning the wifi off on me one time but beyond that oh my fucking god im going to kill myself violently. you gotta know how shit it isaking a police report they have cameras on you man. i dressed up nice for it. it took three visits to manage to say words at them actually also fucking hell i hate ali williams specifically im not afraid to namedrop my old school therapist and id drop her adress too if i knew it i kicked the shit out of her once and she cried but while that was wrong of me she deserved it because she broke the fucking law and let someone right near me who wasnt even allowed in the same building as me. on fuckin purpose. so naturally i kicked her. fight or flight type thing it was not a conscious decision. but moving on from that before i burst a vessel in my fucking eyeball. i think i will kill myself one of these days when everyone least expects it. im gonna just fuckinf cry at this point good fucking night yall im scared to shut my eyes because i know what ill see!!!

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

soup time!!!

SOUP TIME INDEED

[bipeterparker]

every time i eat i feel nauseous WHAT is going on

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Tony Stark X Male Reader ? headcanons

yandere/stalker themes and fluffiness cause tony ain’t all that bad ,, thank you my dearest friend :D !!

꒰play with fire !꒱

yandere headcannons !

character x m!reader

includes iron man // tony stark !

warnings : yandere // dark content .

a/n : i wrote this like last week and completely forgot to upload this oops ,,, also this isnt usually what i write but i tried my best ! enjoy some good soup ^^

oh boy im not the best with yanderes but where do i start? 

let’s just say whenever tonys around everyone else knows better than to try anything with you. hes made it very clear since day one he doesnt play games when it comes to his lover.

he prefers you staying at the avengers hq, so that way he can keep an eye on you. <3

youre absolutely not allowed to go on missions, he doesnt want to risk anything happening to you, and instead insists on calling you every few hours to check in.

but youve got everything you could ever want at the tower, so its not like you mind.

FANCYYY dinner dates all the time and expensive shopping trips to wherever your heart desires! he loves showing you off to everyone and knowing your only his is such an ego boost!!

as we all know tony is definitely stubborn, so i think that when arguing with him its like talking to a brick wall.

it doesnt matter what you say to defend yourself. if he doesnt want you doing something, youre not allowed to. end of discussion.

he doesnt want you to feel *too* trapped, however, and i think thats where the expensive and flashy outings come in.

think of him as a sugar daddy who you actually enjoy spending time with! your wish is his command, within reason.

honestly the other avengers are tired of hearing him talk about you at this point. of course they dont get to see you too often because tony wont allow that, and theyre kind of wondering why youre still with him lmaoo

hes insufferable, but we love him anyways <3

when it comes to any situation, whether it regard stark industries or the avengers, youre always the first priority. oh, he has a *very* important meeting to attend to? well tell them to wait, hes busy with his boyfriend and will not tolerate any interruptions.

whenever steve and dr strange come around i like to think hes always on high alert and kind of a gaslighter LMAOO

“you dont want to be associated with them, theyre, well theyre assholes is what they are.”

anyone who dares stand against him or have any sort of ego similar to his he doesnt like and therefore you shouldnt either!

overall i think hed be pretty calm for the most part, sure hes rich and powerful so disposing of others wouldnt be an issue, but i like to think he only takes pride in that fact instead of acting on it, most of the time.

please note that he definitely *isnt* afraid to act if needed though, it just isnt normally necessary!

i think hes got too many responsibilities to really be on top of all that, hes got all of his tech inventions to do that job instead!

[forestryfae]

If you ate every alien ben could turn into, what would be the top 5 and bottom 5 tastiest do you think (any form of cooking or preparing the aliens is allowed)

i dont know if ths is a fetish question or genuine actual question. but im answering anyway because thats a really good question Ripjaws. tastes like cod but a little to the left. no pizza left trout. nothing to brag about but its good. 4/10 im not a big fan of trout XLR8. that is one VERY skinny boi. the muscles are super hard and chewy and your jaws WILL hurt. a steak knife has trouble cutting through a steak. you can boil him but it pretty much just falls apart like an overboiled potato. great for stews, barely any meat tho. 6/10 Rath. 0/10. good steaks, perfect for BBQ, tastes a little bit like spicy lamb or lamb taco. deducting every point at the thought of eating a kitty though Atomic X. this is a tin can filled with radioactive energy. if you eat him your dna unravels INSTANTLY. 10/10 EXTREMELY recommended experience. use a can opener. Grey Matter. this is a frog. we are not french here. 0/10 Bullfrag. contrary to popular beliefs this is not a frog, its a fursona, so hes safe to eat. naturally salty, meat has the consistency of boiled chicken, only use pepper and onions. any onion goes. great for onion soup. 1/10 i dont like onions Liam. hes not one of bens aliens but im putting him on here eitherway. tastes like chicken 10/10. Upgrade. tastes like a spoon actually. wouldnt recommend it. 10/10 the taste is bearable and consistent and you know exactly what to get and its kind of like eating a really thick yoghurt or molten aliminum but weirder. dont eat if you have fillings or holes in your teeth. you know when you get aliminiumin from a candy wrapper inside a filling? dont eat him. uness you have iron deficiencies. Heatblast. ow. no. dont. inedible. pain. third degree burns in your mouth and throat instantly and you die. tastes like charcoal and burnt overcooked sausages anyways so youre not missing out on anything. consistency of charcoal. youre better off using him as a campfire. 0/10 Ditto. 12/10 flesh tastes like a marshmellow, eyeballs and green dots taste like blue raspberry and green energy drinks. the black parts of his body tastes like licorice. you can eat him raw but the moral weight on your shoulders and regret will make you wish you hadnt. you can p much bake, cook, bbq, and boil him but only the white parts. the green parts are great for pie and tart fillings. the black parts have to be eaten raw tho because boiled licorice is gross and disgusting. you CAN make jerky form the black parts and put them in vodka to get alien licorice vodka. if you dehydrate the bones you get something that tastes and feels like crackers and is great for your calcium intake. the whiskers are like pocky sticks with white chocolate :3 Kevin. not one of bens aliens but hes here anyways. dont eat kevin. Shocksquatch. ideally you make a rug and throw the rest away to the worms. tastes like monkey breath. not worth it. 0/10 Goop. tastes like a mix between kiwi and assorted fruits jelly but also tastes kind of like snot and has a slimy consistency that makes it hard to swallow, like an eel. theres this one type of viscous liquid that is essentially self-pouring that i cant remember the name of, but if you pour it from one bucket into another it just keeps pouring itself on its own, even after you tilt the bucket back up. thats the slime im talking about. so like hes tasty if youre 5 years old, but you WILL choke if you try to eat goop. you may eat him. ONCE. 9/10, deducting a point for the very distinctive snot flavour Waybig. you cant eat waybig. im sorry but hes too big. Rook. not one of bens aliens but hes on here anyway. mostly muscle, not a lot of meat on the body tho. kind of like an inner filet but all over. kind of tastes like hog and beef. would be served at fancy resturants. but dont eat him please hes very polite Ghostfreak. you eat air? you want eat fucking air????? AIR??? helium. you could inhale him. perfect for vaping. NRG. same concept as Atomic X but hes spicier. you ever eat chili flakes? tastes like chili flakes and a wrench. you will die. Diamondhead. tastes like a rock. 10/10 Gwen or

any other anodite. not bens alien but dont eat her. same concept as unraveling your dna due to radioactivity except your chakras are unraveled instead. Four Arms. LOTS of meat here, very tasty, tastes like a very juicy hamburger in the forme of a steak. fucking delicious. if you can figure out how to defeat him hes truly worth the effort. Top 5 would def be Ditto, Rook, Diamondhead, Ripjaws, and Upgrade Bottom 5 would be Goop, Upchuck, Ghostfreak, Wildmutt, and Rath

[deceasedlxver]

hi... yeah it's me again 🥴 my brain insists on sending me to various dates with Kanato and marinating in my own mind soup is nice but sharing mind soup is nicer, yknow what I mean? 😅

So so... I keep thinking about that one time we learned in a random drama cd that Kanato is really good at arcade games and gets all the prizes... Imagine going on an arcade date with Kanato 🥺💜 What do you think would happen there? Can I get an arcade kiss.... sniff TwT

you always have the cutest ideas!! thank you so much for requesting ^-^

ARCADE DATE WITH KANATO:

i imagine kanato taking you to one of those super clichè carnival's at night time where there's just this huge park filled with those pretty colourful LED lights and arcade games and small yet fun rides to go on like a carousel or big wheel or maybe those lover rides which leads you into a heart shaped love tunnel

kanato would try and win every possible teddy/doll that's pretty. if its not to his standard and he ends up winning a-not-so pleasant prize i do foresee him having a mini bitch fit about it and wanting to get a more 'pretty' one

however i do think kanato is someone who appreciates graetfulness? if you happen to say that you really like the prize he was given he'd probably give you the fricken gift but he'll act cocky about it in a kanato way:

kanato had just managed to get the tiny metal ball through the ghoul set of one of those virtual arcade games where you have to stop the little iron globe from entering your side of the virtual field as it crosses over a heavily detailed maze

but as one of the arcade employees reach for the lime fluffy green frog plushie, you see kanato furrow his eyebrows in disappointment

its just too green... it shamefully reminds him of his brothers eyes who happen to have eyes like their mother.

"no! i dont want that one," he sniffs, clutching on his teddy and you can visibly see the panic in the employees face as sweat beads down their forehead. they have probably witnessed him fuss about the other toys, except they didn't have a better option, unless he just wanted a pink eraser.

but you knew that kanato had scored a whole bag of preferred items, so it wouldn't kill for you to take this one right? plus the frog plushie was kinda cute

"can i take it?"

you're surprised to see him turn to you with an expression that doesn't instantly read anger as he nudges his head towards you, gesturing for the employee to hand you the prize which they do with much anxiousness, carefully reaching over to hand you the green toy which you take with a pleased smile on your face, clutching the cute thing in your palms

"its so precious," you smile, hearing kanato silently snort as he holds Teddy to his chest, "teddy's better!"

"why of course," you pout as you two move away from the game, slowly leaning toward kanato who wouldn't stop staring at you as you hold the stupid little frog

"only you'd want such a distasteful looking toy," he'd comment glaring at the poor thing

"i actually really like it, kanato-kun."

he'd be quite happy to see you happy over something he particularly did and he would low-key blush about it, taking you to get a toffee apple or a sweet treat of his interest

"well you should," he'd say under his breath, gently pulling you towards him as your lips touch ever so softly, the bright LED lights of the arcade shinning on your skin and illuminating your faces

"but it's still ugly."

I HOPE YOU LIKED IT ^-^ IM STARTING TO REALLY LIKE KANATO BECAUSE OF YOU!! (let me know how else i can approve as well if you want 💖) @papuru666playground

[volchi]

Hearth Magic

Lately I have been very fascinated with fire cooking, and the potential for spellwork using the fire, pan and food itself. The advantage here is the consumption of the spell; you can put people under your control, empower them, weaken them, heal them, by having them literally put the magic inside them and carry it around with them so you dont have to snoop around hunting for taglocks for malefic curses or have the disadvantage of somebody needing to carry a protective charm on them which they may be likely to lose.

I was heavily inspired by a post made by @/qedavathegrey detailing the practical similarities between witchery and cooking. I cook frequently over a fire so I was wondering if I could lay a trick over bread or pastries using fire. So anyway:

First you need to know how to cook over a fire. I dont fuck with charcoal briquettes! And a lot of potency from the spell can come from the type of wood you use. For example:

Apple or sugar maple wood for love workings

Mulberry wood for spells intended to make others obey you

Cedar wood for ancestor work

Oak wood for jovian and abundance work

Pine wood for protection and empowerment/healing anxiety

And so on. In these types of spells I would use fires from materials that are as natural as possible. In some places "living fire" or fire that you started by rubbing two sticks together is very powerful in spellwork. I don't know about you but I am absolutely not able to start a fire by doing that, so if you cannot start the fire like so I would at least breath on it to stoke the fire. While making the fire you can also raise a lot of energy -- it's a pain in the ass so making a fire while pissed off can't hurt for a curse.

Also if you don't have a bunch of different types of firewood at your disposal, you can also add things to the existing fire to help it power the spell. For example, herbs, objects and things such as written psalms, sigils, tarot cards and playing cards can be thrown in. One possible method for herbs close with water could be to gather the herbs, wet them, and put them into tinfoil with holes poked in it so that it is constantly steaming as the fire is burning. (this also keeps bugs away. :) Around the area that you are starting the fire, you could also draw a circle in the dirt for extra protection during the spell. The whole idea is to enchant the fire so that whatever you cook with it will also be tricked.

When you're actually cooking the food, it takes a little while to adjust to using a fire so i would give it a few tries. I always use my cast iron cauldron, and you ALWAYS cook over the coals unless you're like boiling water or something. Don't fall for the cute little larpy pictures of people cooking over the high flames! You'll end up with half of your food burnt to shit, half of it ice cold and ALL of your pan completely black and charred.

Also you don't really want the coals to touch the bottom. Because it will burn. It just gets way too hot. My cauldron has little legs to keep it high up but if yours doesn't you'll want to suspend it from a chain or prop it up between 3 rocks, maybe a little metal grill.

If you're cooking soup or frying something you just need coals on the bottom, but if you're making bread or cake you'll want to actually preheat the cauldron like it's an oven, and shovel coals on the lid too. My bread keeps getting burnt on the bottom so maybe put more coals on the top. Bread holds up pretty well to cooking over a fire actually, in my opinion because it's wild and temperamental just like that fire.

And, once you're done cooking, if you laid a malefic curse over the food you can also save the salt used to clean the cast iron for future curses. :)

Anyway here are a few possibilities!

Blessing/Protection Strawberry Pie (for safety and ease at sea)

Start a fire from pine wood. Into the fire, put herbs St John's Wort, Angelica root, Hawthorn, Blackberry thorns etc you favorite combination of empowerment and luck herbs with "fuck off" herbs. To tailor it for protection at sea i will also be adding psalm 64 and swallow feathers.

It's for one person so we'd be making a mini tart, let's say strawberry rhubarb because of strawberries being sweet and lucky. You could also use blackberry for its protection. Or any medley of berries. Into the tart you can also slip some powdered/tinctured st johns wort, chamomile, etc lucky or soothing EDIBLE herbs. maybe not too much to change the flavor? but funny tasting witch tarts seem to be part of the charm LOL

So to cook a small tart you'll need a small pie tin, and you'd need to preheat the oven itself to about 350 fahrenheit. Maybe lift it off the bottom so it won't burn. You can blind bake the pie crust if you want. Its small so i would put the pie crust in with the filling, brush with egg and sprinkle some sugar, and cook for 15 minutes.

When it's done, you can whisper psalm 64 over it or what corresponds with your intention, and whoever eats it will be protected.

Otnovo --

Good Old Fashioned Love Spell Bread

This one is folksy and not a hundred percent ethical but it's just for educational purposes and I'm not your mom so. Make a fire from apple wood or maple wood. To this fire add sunflower petals, apple peels, orange peels, rose petals and ferns.

In the bread, if you can, mash in a (whole, fresh) mole heart in the liquid, maybe make it a beer bread to mask the meat flavor, or maybe make it stuffed bread and mix the mole heart with spiced pork or chicken, it's all up to you! If you don't have mole meat just lying around you can add coriander to the bread and similar love herbs and spices (take care that it doesnt taste like shit)

Preheat the oven by shoveling coals underneath but mostly on the lid and let it be for 15 minutes. It should be about 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Put the bread in, cook it for 20 minutes, and give to the person you are interested in.

Those two were examples so let me know how they work if you do them, obviously this method heavily depends on what you have accessible to you so just use what you got! Happy spellwork :)