#invisible confusion

[kensatou]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Headcanon that Espio can occasionally turn invisible in his sleep, either due to a bad dream or just at random

Unrelated headcanon: Espio is a bit of a sleepwalker

Completely unrelated headcanon: Vector and Charmy are convinced the detective agency is haunted because they've both seen things get bumped over in the middle of the night or a doorknob turn and open by itself or heard the floors creak when no one was walking on them. Espio thinks they're being ridiculous because he's never seen anything, and any night they make him stay awake to prove it nothing happens.

[nelkcats]

Danny and the Martians

Interestingly Danny didn't notice that the Infinite Realms were filled not only with humans, but also with aliens. Thousands of lost civilizations also manifested themselves before his eyes at any moment, which of course excited him.

The first civilization he met, the Martians, were very suspicious despite being technically all ghosts (maybe they don't understood) the halfa worried every time he saw them since they always seemed to be waiting for an attack. Although one girl in particular befriended him.

That's the reason Danny let them visit Mars again (in their original dimension) not for long of course, and with many precautions, but he wanted them to remember their home and feel a little better (maybe introduce the Realms after that and explain they are...well, dead). Maybe it was a bad idea, all things considered, but the boy didn't care. Most of the Martians didn't agree to go anyway.

What he didn't expect was that his little field trip would run into the last living Martian. The halfa chuckled looking at the confused Martian before fading out of sight.

[venusimleder]

Dazed & Confused, October 1998.

Ph. Rankin

[astralbondpro]

Genesis // Land Of Confusion

[pineboots]

just girls doing princess stuff 💕

[oh-no-another-idea]

find the word tag

@kaiafosterwrites tagged me a long time ago--thank you!

Grasp:

“You’re crazy,” Velia said, but because she still didn’t have a grasp on tone and facial cues, it came out sounding like I’m going to miss you so much.

Nice:

“In this magical scenario, my friend is a master of disguise,” Antonio said to the doorway and then the corridor beyond. “She flits about without anyone detecting her.” “That’s nice, sir,” the porter said.

Gone:

She moved back from them and was smacked in the face by a boy carrying a tied stack of newspapers. Velia felt something hot and wet slip out of her nose and cursed internally. The newsboy was gone, used to banging into obstacles and crowds all the time, and Velia remained, cupping blood in her hands as though it was precious garnets.

Trust:

A shot rang out somewhere further up the train. Paris, Velia thought immediately, white hot fear igniting in her gut. Fynn. Someone, help— Mr. Grey looked over his shoulder. “Can I trust you three not to do anything rash and idiotic while I run ahead to investigate?” “No,” Antonio said, hair whipping about violently.

Tags for @vsnotresponding @aziz-reads @sarandipitywrites @sleepyowlwrites @charlesjosephwrites and anyone else who'd like to look for the words forest, green, frost, and nature 🍀

[corrodedcoughin]

A selection of pick up lines that Steve has used on Eddie and have unfortunately worked with resounding success

Are you Smaug? Because it looks like you have treasure in your cave (Eddie decided to not think about this one before acting on it)

Are you from Mordor? Because you are melting my precious (met with a confused eyebrow raise and a sigh but still got the job done)

Your lack of nudity disturbs me (definitely Steves favourite and the one he is most proud of which made it even more deadly with his ‘ehh??? Ehh?? Good right???’ After he said it)

Steves pick up lines: 3

Eddie’s composure: 0

[griffinappreciator]

I wish there were more people in the invisible man fandom

agreeeeee!! and its so weird to me how quite a lot of people who enjoy goth lit and/or mad scientist stories actually seem to have at least heard of Griffin but still the invisible man doesnt have a fraction of the following that other books of that kind enjoy

which would be more understandable if Griffin wasnt such a toxic edgy jacked tumblr sexyman like be fr

[myrquez]

currently picturing the quiet birds-chirping spring-breeze-blowing peaceful atmosphere going on at ducati hospitality rn with pecco and marc probably glaring at each other while standing in two opposite corner of the same room like they’re about to bite their heads off at any given moment, alex just munching on his muesli while counting the floor tiles and jorge martin kardashianly shaking his salad container with the happiest smile on his face

[citruscloudsandmoon]

Oh to find out that your crush finds you pretty....

I'na you lucky girl!!! 😭😭😭

[k41tlyn8487]

Its half one in the morning

Its so fucking warm

I have the worst migraine

I cant sleep

I just cant

My boyfriends asleep

Everyone i know is asleep

Send Help

[jacqcrisis]

Walking up to the cloister under the House of Grief, Shadowheart stops the party. Points out the amounts of Sharrans in the room and how, no doubt, once they see Shadowheart, they will turn on them to be rid of her. She wants to find her parents, but even this seems like overwhelming odds for them.

Ronan takes that into consideration. Turns to Gale to be sure he has some kind of better invisibility spell on hand, which he proudly says 'oh yes' as he readies it. Then the cleric looks to Astarion, who's pretending like he wasn't expecting this, as he feigns ignorance and asks if there's something Ronan needs.

"Impress me." Ronan tells him as Gale casts greater invisibility, the vampire disappearing before thier eyes.

As they walk down to the chamber, Shadowheart follows Ronan's lead, withdrawing her shield and weapon. Viconia is saying something, but it's drowned out by a scream as one, two of the Sharrans fall dead in the stands. The mother superior tries to salvage it, but half of her cohorts are listless and confused, swinging at each other under a wizard's spell and the other half are fighting a losing battle with two clerics and a vampire they can't seem to hit as a holy sunlight keeps the darkness as bay.

After, Astarion saunters over to Ronan, a smug little smirk in place as he asks if he's impressed. Ronan looks over his bloodied face, snorting before he shakes his head, tells him he only got two before the rest of them had to step in. What follows can loosely be called an argument, more accurately blatant flirting and Shadowheart remembers why she doesn't come along for battles anymore.

[fabcreature]

i keep seeing posts absolutely trashtalking pronoun circles and calling them both terrible and useless, and man, i'm really getting sick of it, like...

i by no means think that pronoun circles are flawless, and yea it is a problem the way it's putting people on the spot and can be complicated for some, kind of outing people and stuff, but like. it really bothers me the way people are talking about how pronoun circles do absolutely nothing, and are just about people wanting to know your gender.

i mean firstly i thought we were all on the same page about pronouns not equaling gender? all you get to know in a pronoun circle is people's pronouns. that's all.

and claiming there's absolutely nothing positive about pronoun circles just pisses me off more and more because. it's not perfect, but it's definitely better than nothing, at least for someone like me, you know, like people will not be able to tell my pronouns from just looking at me, but not only that, by looking at me people will almost certainly assume wrong. like yea i'd love to be a confusing mystery where people don't know what pronouns to use, but i'm not, and people will based on my looks assume i'm a woman, and the only not-super-awkward way for me to correct them on that assumption is sharing pronouns. and i mean we all know it's awkward as hell to be the only one announcing your pronouns right?

you can dislike pronoun circles, and you can dislike them for good reason, but man can you stop acting like no trans person could ever benefit from it! some of us aren't even remotely passing, or confusing genderless people that have kids asking "are you a boy or a girl".

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

[lovelyrotter]

yknow i think a lot of the really far-gone transfemme vs transmasc people who still play by the 6th grade milquetoast "trans women are targeted way more than trans men cause femininity is bad and masculinity is good In Our Society, so trans men get free acceptability passes" feminism forget that trans men/transmascs started life. as. little girls. we were mistaken, from birth, for baby girls. and we were raised by our parents to believe that we were little girls.

a lot of trans men and transmascs then grew up to be teenaged girls

a lot of trans men and transmascs were adult women too

and for a while we *believed* we were girls and women. some of us even WISHED we were girls and women (points at myself). and much more importantly, we were continually seen as girls and women. a lot of the time, we are STILL seen as girls and women, even with full fuckin beards and baritone voices. especially if we need to go to any kind of medical professional. this is what our free acceptability pass looks like?

its just so much more nuanced than these 'boys vs girls' people ever seem to care to think about. even binary trans folks dont have the same sense of cisgendered binary that cis people do. we literally cross from one fake end of the fake-binary to the other. thats where the trans in transgender comes from. i dont know how some other trans folks seem to forget that?? i don't know how, somewhere along the line, we forgot that trans men and transmascs also directly suffer under misogyny?