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Kayne: Yk I actually created cocaine for fun and named it after myself they all just spelt it wrong. It hit exactly the way I intended though, it was ROUGH! fucked them up real good for YEARS it was so bad lol you'll see if you live that long
Arthur, who was probably prescribed crack cocaine by his doctor or smth: wait what
#oh just you wait Arthur. just you wait#don't fact check me on this actually I don't know the timeline of cocaine and it's medical use#and I feeln't like googling#flashback to that time he accidentally invented the Molotov cocktail#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent
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Mario 34 is absolutely the logical midpoint between 4/World and 64, and it is exactly analogous to how the Ambassador-class Enterprise C is the logical midpoint between the Excelsior-class B and the Galaxy-class D, arising not from chronological progression but from being filled in, in retrospect, as the shortest distance between two set points. i may have just written the nerdiest sentence of my life and i have no regrets
#inventing a time machine not to visit the future or to learn from history but for a third secret reason...#...so I can harvest alternate mario games from other timelines and use them to fill in the gaps in ours#Love's Labour 64#comics#webcomics#dinosaur comics#qwantz
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to all the sports “writers” mad that sharks winning the lottery proves that “tanking works,” i regret to inform you that this team actually tried very hard to win every game. they just suck.
#to me tanking is only bad if the team is intentionally throwing games or messing with injury timelines to lose games and such#a team selling their good players for picks is not bad its literally how the deadline is supposed to function#if you take all these stupid suggestions of playing to win first overall would only ensure that bad teams are bad for a VERY long time#if you want to incentivize poor performing teams to at least try to be competitive at the end of the season then introduce relegation#esp given then way this league for some reason seems hell bent on expanding to like 36 teams#but anyway. what do you want? some team HAS to be number 32 there’s no way around it and given the continual expansion of the league#there are less and less ‘star’ players to go around#it is quite likely some teams just will not have one!#anyway. invent some thought provoking critique please!
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higuchi thoughts of the day: as much as i love the idea of her having some devastatingly destructive ability… her having a healing/support ability would explain so much of her character. like. her high ranking in the mafia despite (as far as we know) not being extraordinarily strong. her assignment to akutagawa + his resentment of her + her being so overprotective of him. the irl author’s connection to mori and yosano. dw about it
#what if it’s something like alleviating pain or slowing disease progression. a palliative care thing#if that’s the case then it would explain why it’s been a mystery for so long. asgr would've had to reveal akutagawa’s illness first#which only just happened timeline-wise#ik aku said he hasn’t told anyone about it but. i find it very hard to believe he could hide it from mori of all people. the literal doctor#but GOD it would just make so much sense.#i always thought it was weird that he has these ultra specific plot reasons for why he treats/treated atsushi and kyouka so badly#but for higuchi it’s just. unprovoked malice??? idk. i don’t buy it#and why does he even need an assistant. there are other mafiosi weaker/less loyal/more of a loose cannon than he is that don’t have one#but if she was assigned to him bc of his illness… him not being able to stand her bc her presence is indicative of his own weakness#her being overbearing bc she knows it’s entirely her responsibility to stop him from succumbing to his poor health#much more satisfying than the ‘he’s just an asshole’/‘she’s just a obsessed stalker’ idea that a lot of people believe#and it would add a whole new layer of context to that chapter of her saving his life and saying it’s her job to do so. hrmmmm.#i can invent an akutagawa and higuchi lore that’s sooooo copium#bsd#higuchi
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with how worked up kirk gets everytime a (semi)sentient machine pops up (and with all the work he puts in exploding robots with the sole power of irrational behavior) I think he straight up would have a heart attack if he knew about holosuits
#i dont know anything about the in universe timeline of when holograms were invented#if this contradicts canon you have seen nothing#star trek tos#star trek ds9#star trek tng#star trek#james t kirk
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vacuum cleaners: canon ✅️
#they were invented in 1901 so we're right on track with the surface timeline shsjskdmf#no wait this story is from 2017! even better timeline!!#fallen london#text#devils
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Ablrecht Entrati is the Y2K bug
Can anyone figure out what the virus text says? I think it's void-related based on the eye imagery, but I'm not 100% certain whats going on with that. 👀
Look at the clock in the background, literally a minute away from the year 2000.
#I've watched this like 3-4 times now & I keep piecing together more stuff#this is just a really cool detail#also doctor?! did albrecht originally invent the infested only for dr. tengus to discover them later on??#I have so much more now that I want to know about the timeline#seems like the year 2000 was when the infested were being tested out; looked a bit different less fleshy & incomplete looking#did this part take place on earth before it became uninhabitable? is the y2k bug event what made earth unihabitable??#theres soooo much I wanna knowww!! the looooorrrreeeee!#this is a universe where the y2k apocalypse is actually real#mine#op#warframe 1999#warframe#warframe spoilers#albrecht entrati#whispers in the wall#warframe theory
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stop arguing the existence of forklifts in the atla comics under my post you guys. there was an honest to god truck in Day Of Black Sun
#atla#frankly I think the biggest technology jump engine/ locomotive wise between#atla and tlok would have been the transition from vehicles being owned by private#companies and the state -> individual citizens due to automation and changes to#RC infrastructure rather than the invention of the technology itself but thats another post.#LIKE IM JUST SAYING. the idea that the tech timeline in the avatar universe looks different than ours#because imperialism and the subsequent enterprises it spawned completely monopolized#the motor industry for a while before personal vehicles became popular and affordable could#be fun... play with me in this space... <- guy who is always saying this
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (is normal)
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#integra hellsing#seras victoria#sertegra#a#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#god some fic was like Seras Was Perched and I can’t stop thinking of her like a fucking bird or something#rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service#me researching the hellsing ultimate timeline so I could figure out when homosexuality was invented
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Had. An extremely funny vision to revamp Moe's staff.
The design isn't super final, I can never really decide how I want the accents to look... trying to keep them in line with how the Askr trio's weapons look. Especially the signature color magic glow that's present in their special arts!!!
Anna has it too!!!!! You just don't see it bc her art gets cut off in game. Also, additional image bc you don't see the handle v well in her special.
Which is why, here, the green gem is most prominent on Moe's weapon.... geen....... idk if I'm keeping the other ones that look like the summoning circle orbs. It was just something I wanted to try out!
BUT. BUT. The Main Idea here is that Moe added its own touch to the staff. Yeah, the dangly halo was a Neat idea, but this concept is just so much funnier to me..... says SO much about Moe as a character... it is ALWAYS. Making and customizing things. I can also see Moe using the carabiner practically as well! Now, I wonder why it held onto those two feathers in particular... 🤔
#moe tag#actually if i canonize the idea that those are hero feathers from alfonse and sharena that's gonna fuck up the timeline.#like i'm gonna have to invent Lore. about it. but the two dangly spinny twirly feathers were ALWAYS a part of moe's Concept#like before it got simplified for ease of drawing moe had a dangly feather earring along the staff decorations#IDK IDK I'M WAY TOO METICULOUS. if i just draw two feathers please forgive me. i LOVE LORE#AND I LOVE. WHEN CHARAS ARE SENTIMENTAL. IN SILLY WAYS. GET ATTACHED TO EVERYTHING ‼️‼️‼️‼️#but like. sometimes it Is just for The Look of it.... i'm so sorry#ANY WHICH WAY. as i was drawing i had a strong vision. of changing up the halo to be something else#a dangly handmade charm. then i had the REALLY striking idea of making it a dreamcatcher. the FORESHADOWING.#and the Theming. of complex relationship w spirituality. but. i... ended up thinking better of it tbh.#like. asking myself okay how do i be respectful and honor this. then realizing hm.#maybe the only way to be respectful of this is to Not Do That. like. just feels in poor taste as a white guy no matter what.#but it DID get me Thinking. about what moe Likes to make anyway. what are the things that are significant to It.#AND THE. THE VISION. if anything it's appropriating butches here its ass is NOT BUTCH.#but no harm no foul. slap some more punk ass trinkets to that thang!!!!!! the practical use ALSO GETS ME THOUGH#like. moe IS practical. it likes its diys to be functional as well as fun. ect ect!!!!!#fe anna#HONESTLY. what if i only tagged her just to not clog up the tags and also that art is a good ref for later#just might.#summoner oc#my art#moe ref
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In another life Arthur would be the sluttiest piano player in a boy band
#sorry my timeline is off boybands weren't invented till the 80s. he'd be the sluttiest member of a barbershop quartet#wait were the Beatles a boy band?#they were like the 60s right?#whatever#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur
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celestial navigation truly is that bitch
#this episode has everything. dual timelines. woot canal. sam seaborn interstate opinions.#you invented a secret plan to fight inflation and you dont even support it??#CHARLIE!!!!!! it was not a nightmare. you really are the president#and. of course. mendoza#gawd#c.txt#tww#posts u could make about like every episode of the west wing though jesus
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If i see one more person spread “news” sourced to outlets like f1-insider… please actually pay attention to sources and use critical thought about where it came from. these accounts want their engagement numbers and will share information derived from a fucking reddit comment if they think it’ll earn them a few extra dollars. there’s always an off chance these bullshit tabloids are right, but they almost never are, and a legitimate source will come along if there’s any whisper of truth to it. i just beg of people to simply wait for sources with the slightest bit of credibility to their name before they start sharing information.
#i want christian fired as much as the next person but i’m going to at least wait for an even remotely real source to hint at it first#also wanna clarify upfront#this isn’t an indirect. i haven’t even scrolled my dash today#i always fear a moot will read this and feel called out when its not about them. this is just my entire twitter timeline lol#so it’s a frustration derived from there#drives me up a fucking wall. critical thought is in the toilet.#misinformation is dangerous#and it takes like 40 replies before a single person points out the source#and then theyll be like ‘could be fake but what if its true 🤯’#like oh my goooooood yeah what IF its true? thatd be crazy. but it’s almost certainly not#so why are you wasting time sitting around sharing stories that some person just invented to get clicks?#if it IS true then a real publication with legit sources and verification methods will post it#at least wait for that bare minimum#keep information from bullshit places like f1-insider to gossip in a group chat if you wanna discuss it#*
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The Bomb
When your heroes lose their shine and you start to see things clearly, you can only hope that it’s not too late to make right the things you’ve done in their name.
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The roads all look the same, the cars all blend into one another, just more obstacles standing between Seven and the apartment. He already lost too much time packing everything without Vanderwood noticing, and even more time getting past them in the first place. It’s time Seven doesn’t have. Time that person in the apartment certainly doesn’t have.
Oh god, Seven thinks. Please don’t move.
He’s terrified of arriving at the apartment and finding smoke and rubble where they were supposed to be. He is too scared to even consider that possibility. It will be more blood on his hands he cannot possibly hope to ever wash away.
At least he’s on the road. His mind always turns off to some degree when he’s driving, narrowing down the world into just the three lanes he’s facing. It means he doesn’t have the space to worry about the aftermath of him running off from work, the consequences that are certainly going to catch up to him.
It does not, however, stop the sick twisting feeling in his stomach from churning on. Like the edge of a bandage just pulling up to show the wound underneath, his guilt had started to rear its head after V had given the apartment the all-clear. He should have known, he thinks. How do you forget a bomb that you installed in a building? How do you, in good conscience, allow someone to stay there?
That line of questioning only leads into worse accusations. Because he can assign responsibility for letting someone stay in the apartment to V. But the bomb? That one is all his.
He can still remember it like it was yesterday. Rika bringing it up to him as casually as if she were suggesting lunch options. A bomb, to scare off potential threats to her and the data she held. Only as a threat, obviously, she had added afterwards. Like an afterthought. I’d never really use it.
She must have known even then, the power she held over him. He would have done anything for her if she only asked it the right way. And that she did.
Thinking back to it now, it makes Seven feel sick.
She had told him that she felt desperate, that she needed a way to feel safe in her own home. And of course Seven understood that. The paranoia, the inability to sleep because he was scared of people coming for him or Saeran. He had just returned from the USA and had been fitting his house with alarm systems of his own design. He never entered a room without looking for an exit first. So how could he fault her for her desperation?
Then came the compliments. He was the only person with the skills to build this. She trusted only him to build her something that wouldn’t backfire on her. Furthermore, he was the only person she could trust with this information. The threats, the protection she needed. He was the only one she told, and Seven liked the feeling of being her confidant. He was nineteen, had already faced so many horrors firsthand. He felt grown-up. He wasn’t a helpless child anymore.
After everything she had done for him, he rationalised, couldn’t he do this one thing for her? Who was he to question what she needed?
In the end, it took an embarrassingly short about of time for her to convince him to do it.
Once his concerns had been subdued, he managed to focus his attention on the building of the thing. This is the part he’s good at. Inbetween agency assignments, he studied the workings of explosives, turned over the various problems in his head until all that was left was to build.
He still has the blueprints in a drawer somewhere in his office. He should burn them.
He can still remember the feeling of the thing in his hands. Cold and foreboding, smooth, save for the few wires on the side. He had fitted the pieces together himself, like a sick sort of puzzle. He had been so excited to visit her apartment for the first time to install it. It had felt like a gift, to be able to help her when she needed him most. At the time, there wasn’t a doubt in his mind that she knew what she was doing.
He had always had an idealised image of Rika in his head. She sparkled, a bright pillar of safety and solace standing in his world of shadowed figures and dark rooms. He couldn’t look at her directly but could only hope that her light would shine on him a little longer. Even after she died, this image had persevered. In death, she was tragic and kind and all her good qualities magnified.
How had it taken him this long to try and look at her directly? To squint through her shine and see her at the centre, to see the kind of person who would put others at risk for her own safety? Who would make him an accomplice in her paranoia?
He had felt proud at the time. Of his creation, of how he had managed to help her. Now, he just feels dirty. Exploited for his skills, blinded by his admiration, hopeful for her praise. He should have known better. She should have known better.
He hadn’t trusted anyone before he met Rika and V. He had trusted precious few people since meeting them. But these two who stepped in to look out for him and his brother even when they had no reason to, surely they were people he could rely on? He hadn’t questioned their motives before this. Maybe he should have.
The obvious questions are staring him in the face now, no bandage of denial and trust left to hide under. Ones like what lies have I covered for them? and if they asked this of me, what did they ask of Saeran?
But he is running out of time. The questions will have to wait.
He abruptly pulls the car over. He has come close enough to the building. The rest he will have to go on foot. So far, no smoke. But he is not in the clear yet.
Oh god, he thinks. Please let them still be alive. I’d do anything.
Seven starts to run. It’s too late to undo the things he did in the past, but he’s not going to let an innocent person die as a consequence of his mistakes. He’ll pay for that himself.
#Just wait until he remembers that he built two bombs#Just wait until he starts wondering where the second one was installed#and just be grateful that he doesn't have to live with the knowledge of what damage his invention might have brought if it had gone off#as it might have in another timeline#my writing#mystic messenger#mystic messenger saeyoung#mystic messenger saeyoung choi#mystic messenger 707#mystic messenger seven#mysme saeyoung#mysme saeyoung choi#mysme seven#mysme 707
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you guys better fucking CHEER and CLAP when i drop my mini sci fi project tomorrow. she is very special to me
#literally been working on this nonstop for like 3 days#its a magazine from an alternate timeline where the microchip was never invented replaced by neuron computers pioneered for electronic musi#warlock wartalks
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being reminded of villains/antagonists from other media I like but dont engage with anymore bc some fans made me wanna kill us all makes me realize how thankful I am that the cliff is such an important part of kazuya's character
#like. you CANNOT tiptoe around or downright ignore that what heihei did to him was fucked up#just like you equally cannot tiptoe around or ignore that kaz is STILL a pretty awful person#but you dont have to like. invent him a tragic backstory. he HAS one. we've SEEN it.#fucker will be evil but will still gather some sympathy#anyway bi-h*n i would save you if i could. sorry for the new timeline#but tbf it did fuck everybody around AAANYWAY#tagging later
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