#invent me a rock
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It's so sad and demolishing!
frankly it's smiting!!!
it makes me booboo!!!!
there's not enough rocks on tumbler!!!!!!!!!
I follow a ζπᾸ⨋⨑⨓⨪⨞illion geology blogs but it's not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need more
I need more
MORE
MORE ROCK
#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#send me rocks#send dunes#award me a rock#throw me a rock (note: do not throw a rock AT me)#email me rocks#deliver me some rocks#project me some rocks#invent me a rock#conjure me a rock#somehow make a meteor fall on me#let me become the SECOND person to be hit by a meteorite#become a rock and give me yourself#i do believe I'm going crazy yes#rocks#geology#mineralogy#cool rocks#minerals#crystals#:3#yeah#yes#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#💎#🪨#is there a limit to how many tags I can put on a post?#bc it does seem like it
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google
#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite#hes like a paleolithic mech engineer#hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks#hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra#hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society#look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud#fueled by the motion of earth through space#like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook#hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave
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loki loves mobius to the point of invention
#yall know that one poem 'when i met ana i knew: i loved her to the point of invention'#loki loves mobius so much he would invent the fucking tempads and SAVE THE TVA JJSY SO THEY COULD BE TOGETHER!!??!!!#rocking back and forth while tearing my hair out this is what they do to me#lokius#loki#mobius m mobius#loki spoilers#loki season 2
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headcannon michael was a tinkerer in general, but more so understress (hence Helpy, PanManStan, #1 Crate, Mr.Hugs, ect) so whenever Glamfreddy's circuts are a bit overworked he'll go to his greenroom and just start building stuff lol
#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#glammike#glamrock freddy#Hes just like his dad fr#hes self aware of that fact so much so where he'll just sigh as hes welding circut boards together lol#imagine the pizza sim era for michael oml 😭😭😭 mans was at his LOWEST#just this rotting corpse of a wet cat rocking back and fourth in his ventilation hidey hole screwdriving Helpy#All while spiraling a bit further because “oopsies! I created something in the likeness of my father's creation!”#its okay helpy brings him positive vibes in the future (trust scott told me so)#It would be funny if helpy just watched Michael glue together a bucket on a stick and go:#“yerp. thats him. thats the genius who invented me” and he'll watch in awe at Michael's craft#you know what screw it maybe Lizzy and CC ask michael requests#anyways I find the image of Helpy giving a tour of Michael's pizzaria and the man himself in a corner just muttering to himself things#and helpy just points and goes "Dont mind him#he's in his natural enviornment. My scanners say hes thriving
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THIS art is like sour candy but THIS art is like rich bone broth and THIS art is like purest mountain water but THIS art is like the coffee grounds i ate when i was delusional and THIS art is like animal crackers and guess what. theyre all good because i love all foods and i need it to stay alive
#best way i can describe it#its gonna get weird but. when you see really good lines and you want to lick them off the page.#or like you KNOW something would sparkle like pop rocks in your mouth but its just colors.#im tasting flavors that havent even been invented yet through art#do you get me#milk (delusional)
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is this a safe space to announce how rabid i am abt the way he looks the way he sways the way he sounds in this video
#mypost#jay rock THANK YOU FOR THIS KENDRICK. HIS EBOY LOOK. HIS INTENSE AURA. INVENTED FASHION INVENTED PRETTY BOYS#KENDRICK LAMAR#K.#VIDEO#LORDDDD#HIS HAIR. HIS SHINY ASS CHAINS. HIS PRETTY BOY CLOTHESSSSS#kendrick lamar got me in a chokehold
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My god
#when the imposter in syndroming#its been like in the back of my mind for a while but now that ive officially got like appointments and have to actually do my job its uhhhhh#not great!#like what if i fuck it all up and actually give the worst advice anyone has ever given and make it worse instead of better and all my#critical thinking skills leave me the second i need them and it goes so bad that i fuck not only rhe opportunity but also someone elses#grade up irrevocably forever and ever#ugggghhhhhhhh the only way out is through and actually doing the damn thing but still#it could be better. it doesnt have to be like this#sigh. if onlt hiding under a rock only doing what feels good was a viable way to live. unfortunately if u want things to get better u have#to do hard things. they should invent a better way of doing this#ok i feel better now. ive just gotta remember that i am qualified to do this & have been trained specfically to do this task#and also that post-sundown me is an idiot and not to be trusted#original
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Modern AU Fëanor and Nerdanel have a couple’s youtube craft channel Evan and Katelyn style
#their watchers love their kids cameos#baby brimbor is a huge hit#’feanor sets something on fire’ is on the channel bingo#‘feanor impromtu inventing’ is also on the bingo#also on the bingo: ‘nerdanel info dump about rocks and/or art history’#watchers are obssesed with the family lore they sometimes talk about#*making resin swords*#n: this reminds me of when you and nolo ended up in the hospital#f: he knows what he’s done!!#watchers: what does this mean??? what does it mean???#silmarillion#the silm#the silmarillion#modern au#feanor/nerdanel#feanorians#feanor#nerdanel
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Me sitting here like a mom watching the kids open presents on Christmas morning as I watch the MANY videos, jokes, commentary, memes and tweets about this beautiful racially satisfying moment.
#Riverfront WWF Takeover#Racially satisfying moments#That get back hits you hard#Shout out to Nathaniel Alexander for inventing the folding chair 🙌🏾#I hope those people learned a lesson#A family who provokes and bullies and assults together gets their shit rocked together#Granny can get it too#I just know all the poor slaves that lost their lives at this location were helping#How else did that chair magically appear?#They really thought they would get away with it too#You can see by how they still stayed there not expecting any consequences#I wish a long and prosperous life for everyone that is black there#The internet is FAST cause these memes have me DYING!#Lets label this event Augfifth ✊🏽#And it should be a statewide Alabama holiday and taught in schools#Okay I'm done though I can go on and on#Montgomery riverfront
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I saw your post about your gender feelings. Hang in there, bud.
If it helps, I was once told that no cis person ever questions "what they are", they just are. I get the imposter syndrome though, and the disconnect between your day to day and a small haven of peace where you can be yourself. I come from a conservative background, without any of the queer influences I enjoy today.
We're constantly growing, constantly learning new things about ourselves; I think that's part of the journey of being queer, rather than any indication you don't belong or aren't queer enough. You have a significant added challenge in exploring too and I hope one day they're gone. Much love and solidarity to queer Russians. 💜🤍💛💚
Already was on the brink of tears and now am crying, mate
Thank you, that thing about cis people not questioning kinda helped actually. I was told same about mental health issues (at least those can be confirmed with a paper and a stamp, huh). So i guess yeah. True. It's just the terf rhethoric about being confused and actually just seeking a way around patriarchy and all that bullshit that gets under my skin.
I'm happy you're free from those things in your past though, gonna live out my gay dreams through you and your art then, lol <3
I think another thing that is gnawing at me is that I am actually priviledged (and/or lucky). I had a lot of queer experiences that many other queer people here are absolutely robbed of. So it feels as if I'm kinda taking what they deserve more. Or that I can't be grateful enough for being able to have these things while others can't because I'm out here not even knowing what I am.
Anyway. Love wins. And we're here, proud and queer.
Love you 1969 times, thank you.
#juju's replies#on-a-lucky-tide#gonna come back to this a lot probably#also not me reaching for my cigs every time you mention nik's homophobic background in your works#although. i kinda like to imagine he was there in the heart of the soviet queer scene sometimes.#fun fact: for some reason my very homophobic mother was the one who showed me some “gay spots” here in moscow#i have no idea how she even knew#i mean like spots queer folks were gathering at like in the 80s#sorry i ended up ranting below in the tags you don't have to read it i really appreciate your support mate#you're a real one#my queer experience is so fucking weird mate. i literally used to kiss girls out in the broad daylight few kilometers away from kremlin#but had to invent hiding spots for the pride flag and socks my friends gifted me so that mum wouldn't throw them away (she still did)#also i think my dad knew despite me never mentioning it??? he just casually dropped something like about my “boyfriend. or girlfriend”#never elaborated#and i found out my sister was queer FROM HER GAY FRIEND#AS WE WERE OGLING TRAINERS IN A ROCK CLIMBING HALL WE WENT TO TOGETHER#and he was drooling over the guy. and i was over the girl. and he was like “oh so it runs in the family”#i was like ??? my sis literally never said anything we just started exchanging gay memes#everyone at school knew what i was and yet i still had to make my fairy tales only queer coded to avoid getting taxed for “propaganda”#it's just constant cognitive dissonance#but i do still have it so so so much easier than other queer people here#hell even people i went to school with had and have it worse than me#so not like i have much to complain about#gotta get a grip and fight for them#thank u.
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country is going through a really interesting moment of syncretism with hip-hop and i'm so happy to be alive for it
they've been in conversation for a long time now, like, that's what you get when you have two vibrant music scenes from the same roots in the same place*, but it's gone past "c-tier country guys put in a trap beat and pose like soundcloud rappers"
(*country has roots in scottish & irish folk music and blues; hip-hop emerged as a distinct genre in the 70s and ultimately derives from soul and rhythm & blues. while i'm given to understand hip-hop started in nyc it's definitely a wide-spread thing in the south & atlanta and memphis (tennessee) are major centers for it—and atlanta and nashville (tennesse) are major centers for country. )
like i think it started to happen way back around old town road (ilu lil nas x) but ever since beyonce released her country record i've heard a lot of hip-hop artists crossing over, like jellyroll and shaboozy and even post malone. and like i said, country artists have been incorporating trap beats and rap verses for a while already
i don't know if anyone's crossing over the other way, since i don't listen to a lot of hip-hop? like i listen to it more incidentally, don't know a whole lot about it as a Scene. answers on a postcard.
and like my favorite part of this is that it's not like, elvis coming on the scene with all his dance moves (that he learned from black people) and guitar tricks (that he learned from black people) and awesome hair (that he got from gay people) and
actual black people are the ones coming in with their influences from the actual hip hop scene, and they're not in (much) country cosplay, they're crossing over and black artists are charting
and even when it's covers like luke combs doing fast car, which isn't a hip-hop influenced song in the slightest but is germane to the discussion of black people in country music, as far as i can tell every single time he played it he was like "this is by traci chapman MY PERSONAL ROLE MODEL AND GODDESS" which is 1) the exact correct amount of respect everyone should pay to traci chapman and also 2) puts her, a black lesbian country artist, back on the charts welllll after she's retired and makes her a gazillion dollars in royalties.
country's becoming more interesting and more diverse and more obviously, visibly diverse and i am genuinely thrilled to see it
#jellyroll's country tracks have me JAZZED#literally while i was typing this bar song (tipsy) by shaboozy came on and i was like YEAHHHHH#and so did fast car which is why it got its own paragraph lmao#and i'm not even touching on the cool things being done in canada#they're taking the denver style and fusing in classic/roots rock influences#which is literally music to my ears like it was invented for me in a lab or something#country music#long post
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i wanna draw my tf2sona getting cut opened up his guts rearranged by medic on the operating table and getting aroused by it but im too shy and will probably use scout in my place. this is how he looks like btw i cant find the file and his name is Operator
#and me and sniper are best friends we listen to the radio together and look at stars#we will eat cacti together and throw rocks at each other#operator#he stuffs candy in other people's pockets for a pleasant surprise#teamfort posting#he invented a radio that can listen to music from the future#medraww
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Babe why are you sitting over there babe? Come over here babe, I promise I’ll be normal babe, no babe I won’t talk to you about hbomberguy babe, no babe come on listen his new video came out, listen
#shitpost#Leftist shit#Lmao#hbomberguy#what a good channel#YouTube essayists#Are amazing inventions#Leftist memes#ken things#this is real#this is me#does anyone remember camp rock#demi lovato
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Genuinely what the FUCK are you on about 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#GDKSHKSHDKSHSJKS#struggling... to get back into the swing of things... i feel alive! i feel restored! but i also have no idea what i want to do.#feeling discouraged w all my current projects.... for one reason or another.... so i'm digging through my notes about it#i still feel so aimless but my notes were a nice reminder of ohhhh! moe is FUCKING AWESOME ACTUALLY#like i def feel like i've been getting in my head any doubting myself.... but moe is just. such a funny character to me#like yeah I INVENTED it... but to be so real that guy just leads a life of its own. espppp revisiting old notes#when i have zero object permanence like OHHH. I LOVE THIS GUY#MAN i really wish my ideas weren't so fucking messy and hare brained.... stuck between a rock and a hard place#of like. i could feasibly share these concepts as concepts/rough notes. just to get it out there#but it is SO messy and i want Everything to be in a Presentable State..... and god i just talk in circles sometimes.#idk idk i'm still sifting through things and trying to figure out what i want to do.#any which way. sometimes i also just find gems like this. no elaboration no context. WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT‼️‼️‼️
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oh my god i actually cannot anymore bro the shit i would do to be able to be a teen in the 2000s is uncanny i NEED to see my fav bands live and not rot on the internet IM BEGGING 😭😭🙏
#2000s#music#nostalgia#PLEASE THE SHIT I WOULD DO TO SEE OG THREE DAYS GRACE LIVE#I ACTUALLY CANNOT KEEP YEARNING LIKE THIS#hard rock#someone invent time travel or let me be born earlier im gonna go insane
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