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the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ has become one of my favorites recently. 🙂‍↕️<- look how friendly it looks. so kind. 🙂‍↕️ that's right. it's so great

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i post here like no one’s looking which is mostly true

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Grim Reaper Part 1

Grim Reaper Part 2

It's the Hound Knight again, AT LAST!

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this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

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on the topic of you getting a gun i think it would be cool if you got a nice sharp durable knife and maybe fingerless gloves of some sort and posed evil grinning style like how people used to draw jeff the killer

um. Idk how to say this but this is my active getup. I was already like this when you sent this ask

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No hate like christian love huh

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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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I wished a genie for the power to transfer my headache to other people he said sure why not.

I started sitting like a shrimp, wearing horrendously off-prescription glasses, doing shit like that to give myself the worst chronic migraines ever seen before. Started building up a tolerance. When I could drink liquor on an empty stomach before bed and wake up not knowing where the hangover ended and the migraine began that's when I knew I was ready.

I walked out the door and went to the nearest billionaire's office building (walked there) (heat exhaustion in the noonday sun) (intentional). Walked into that boardroom, did a professor x pose, and he started screaming and didn't stop till he died 2 hours later. The genie said it was the most fucked up thing he's ever seen so he's taking the last 2 wishes back and giving them to somebody else

So yeah that's why I'm leaving one star in my eBay review for this 🪔<== cursed lamp

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Today’s fish thing are these fish ties!

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