Dear Karma - TooAwkwardToFunction - Spider-Man - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Summary:
Tony Stark wakes up with a name on his tongue and one less arm than usual. He's apparently just been revived from the dead, three years after he sacrificed his life for the sake of the world. Why is it that he's the only one who knows who Peter Parker is now?
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ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH
at the Toronto International Film Festival 2024 for "WE LIVE IN TIME".
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Noir is the type to poetically monologue about a man from his youth that "had he been a dame, we would have been lovers" with such dramatic intensity you'd think he was talking about the love of his life
But then if someone asked Noir anything suggesting that he's attracted to men, he'd dismiss it like "Now don't get me wrong, that crowd is fine by me, but I'm not a homosexual. I like dames too much, haha."
And it drives the modern spider kids fucking CRAZY. They want to shake him and scream "BISEXUAL!!!" so bad but oh god he's wearing headphones, he can't hear them, oh my god 😨
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~They deserve a happy ending~.
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Irondad fic ideas #145
Scientists at Stark Industries frequently make groundbreaking discoveries. Since the work is collaborative, they also usually have long lists of acknowledgements at the end when publishing their research
Post-NWH fic where someone notices a pattern in the published research from SI: for a period of several years, nearly every paper, from every department in the company, expressed gratitude to... empty space.
The name is not there. Clearly, it's meant to be. The pattern starts slow, with just a few papers, but it's soon present in every single one, and the praise is effusive. (Even during the Blip, researchers thanked this mystery person posthumously)
Then, not long after the return of half the population, the pattern just stops. No more mentions of the mystery team member. No more gaps in the acknowledgements page
Maybe it wouldn't be a big deal, maybe the whole thing would just stay as a niche mystery in the tech world... Except it can't. This question can't stay a small thing
Because Tony Stark, who has never worked with anyone except for occasionally Bruce Banner, thanks this empty space in his published work too.
Just who exactly is this person?
Bonus:
The media dubs the missing person the "Stark Ghost"
Extra points if this fic follows either MJ, Ned, Pepper, a random curious citizen, a lowly SI worker, or Tony himself as they try to find answers
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one of those 'peter in gotham' aus except lex fucking luthor is the one that finds him. Can you imagine the shenanigans. peter accidentally goes through a portal and lands in the outskirts of metropolis where luthor just so happens to have a factory doing Something. and luthors employees find him and go to luthor like Hey boss,, Umm. theres a teenager in the grass. luthors like, what happened? cue the factory workers going i dont know! the kid jsut fell out of this weird portal thing! and hes like,,, Hm.
superman definitely should be relevant but i still want the batfamily to meet peter. can you imagine that luthors kryptonite reserves were discovered and confiscated. and theres some discovered in gotham, whether it be naturally discovered there or someones like, selling it? and so thats how peter gets sent to gotham? although i cant see luthor letting him loose on the big wide world without some insurance, because hes definitely obscuring some of the facts from peter in order to manipulate him.
hmmm maybe luthor traps peter in a deal that peter cant easily get out of (at the cost of his or someone elses safety) so that even when peter Does discover how bad luthor is, he cant just bail out. idk i just think its very funny how every single person peter is vaguely acquainted with turns out to be a supervillain. or somehow personally wronged by him. and i think that should extend beyond universes.
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interns of SI conspiracies
- the banning of scents. peppermint, citrus, lavender. as well as strawberries, oddly enough.
conclusion? SI is secretly trying to experiment on spiders to make more spidermen and they don’t want to repel them from the building
- the mystery chemical. in every lab, every room, there’s a bottle of a clear substance that is kept out of reach from everyone. it appeared one night, fairly recently.
conclusion? honestly everyone has different ideas, but generally accepted one is its an emergency molotov. why? dunno.
- the banning of dog whistles or any high pitch or excessive noise (unless it’s in the Name Of Science.) no one minds this. but. why.
conclusion: Happy is trying to train guard dogs on that can tell if you’re wearing your badge or not.
to be continued. probably.
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I feel like Peter would write fanfiction. Specifically fanfiction of the Avengers. It's not a big deal, he sometimes sees them on patrol but they don't talk.
Or at least it wasn't a big deal till he got a Stark Industries internship working directly for Mr. Stark. Then he gets close to Mr. Stark. And then he's introduced to the Avengers.
Then one day Mr. Stark stops him and says he knows Peters secret...
And Peter blurts out his secret of writing Avengers fanfiction...
It's not the secret Mr. Stark was talking about.
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Imagine intern Peter Parker accidentally falling asleep in avengers tower after a long day of working in Tony’s lab and he just wakes up to this
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Every Fifteen Minutes - ironfidus - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“In honor of Peter Benjamin Parker,” the obituary reads. “2001 - 2017. Peter B. Parker, 16, died on the 5th of February, 2017, as a result of injuries sustained in a car crash involving a drunk driver…”
Tony can't finish reading. He swears his heart stops. “FRIDAY,” he croaks.
He doesn’t have to finish the order; FRIDAY, as if reading his mind, activates his Iron Man suit and sends it to envelop his body. Tony is shooting through the skies before he even fully realizes it.
OR: Peter Parker was in a car crash—except... he wasn’t. One forgetful Spider-Kid, one sleepy best friend, and one misleading post on social media all lead to a disastrous turn of events, culminating in the arrival of an unexpected guest at Midtown High.
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I'm crying from sadness and joy I can't even must read
I AM CRYING 😭😭😭!!!! and SMILING 😁😁😁😁 and Squeeling!!!!!!
I can't even WORD how this story effected me it was simply BRILLIANT!!!
My heart's just racing with joy
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(had the idea after a post i saw, but not able to find it)
Peter, a civilian, was already very late to his job as an intern in the Daily Bugle, but to his bad luck, a villain attacked the city.
So out of mistake because of a sleep disorder, he knockout punched Dr. Doom while running already late to his work; he didn't even notice he did that to Dr. Doom as he was in his job and explained to JJ Jamson why he was late. The thing is, Peter didn't even notice he did that, and the Daily Bugle, like Jamson, didn't say anything; after all, he one punched Dr. Doom, and you kind of have to be crazy to take pictures of Spiderman.
- Peter's bad luck was that he somehow knocked out all his villains that way, as Peter Parker did. People started to think he would become a villain in the future.
Harry has no idea what his friend is doing and is going crazy about it. What is he thinking?
- Dr. Doom hates Peter the photograph(hear Dr. Doof Perry voice) just as much as Squirrel Girl!
- Yes, Doreen had the fun of doing the same as Peter, as she joined him in the Daily Bugle. Jamson was totally okay with that girl joining; she helps Peter stay out of trouble, and both are making nice pictures!
- Poor Dr. Otto Gunther Octavius was asked by his wife Rosalie Octavius to make sure that Peter doesn't do valiant work. That somehow saved him from being turned into a villain. Making sure Peter doesn't go villain.
Over time, it became the idea of a Villian Ogin story in New York.
The Cilvilian who did go vile because he did go late to work and lost his job.
The irony was
Squirrel Girl's is the non-mutant or only mutant liked in New York.
Outsider:" That is a mutant!"
New Yorker:" Just because her hair color doesn't mean she's a mutant!"
Outsider:" I mean her squirrel tail!"
New Yorker:" She just likes to cosplay."Leave her alone."
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"awkward high schooler who relates too much to peter parker" to "awkward college museum intern who relates too much to steven grant" pipeline
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Civil War? Both sides were so stupid, this could have been solved with a few extra days, some words, and Thaddeus Ross shutting his stupid ass mouth for once in his goddamned life.
Scott and Peter were told "Hey the other side is fucking nuts dude, we need your help to beat the shit outta them" and like nothing else
I literally am so mad at everyone else involved for not using their brains for five fucking minutes, like oh my fucking god
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Hi! Hope you don't mind me asking but do you know any good fics where Peter gets threatened/bullied by an SI employee and Tony comes to the rescue? tysm for your time and feel free to ignore this ask if I'm bothering you 💙
Oh! I love getting asks like this! There's nothing better than being able to track down some fun fics and share them with others! In this case, I KNEW I had read things like this before but I couldn't put my finger on any of them. So. I went for help. Haha. I asked the Irondad Readers and Writers Discord if they knew of any fics that fit the bill. And oh boy, did they come through! I read every single one of them before posting this and they are all so good!! I hope you enjoy! Don't forget to kudos and comment!
Fic Recs Below the Cut!
A Big Security Issue by FotiBrit
Rated G
When Peter lost his Stark Industries Staff ID, Tony handed the kid his own. That was never an issue, until Peter had to check in at the front desk.
The Incident by Blasphemmky
Rated T
He watches the usual throng of people enter into the building, scanning their ID badges with Theresa before heading to the elevator. Scientists and engineers and representatives, all of them familiar.
Until a kid makes his way to the reception desk, a threadbare backpack slung over his shoulders. John cocks an eyebrow, watching him. The boy can't be more than 5'5. A tiny fucking pipsqueak.
Bullying by Emily_F6
Rated T
When Peter gets an internship with Stark Industries, he's excited to learn as much as he can...until one of the other interns sets his sights on him.
Excuse You, That is My Emotional Support Intern by Neicy286
Rated T
It started with an invitation. The invitation. If there was a real world equivalent to the Wayne Gala, then the Archimedes Gala was it.
In which Peter is invited to a gala, and someone's a big fat meanie. But Tony fixes it though.
Be There (To Clear the Fog) by pandaluna
Rated G
Five times Tony heard Peter was in trouble and jumped in to fix the problem, and one time there was nothing neeed fixing.
Tony's intern just seems to always end up in some kind of trouble and he feels like he has to help since he picked the kid on his own. That's it. There's nothing more to it, of course.
On another note, Spider-Man is seemingly going through mood swings that Tony has no idea how to deal with, so he just throws food his way and hopes it makes everything better.
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