#instrument objectum

[pixxiesticksys]

Instrumentum

An objectum term for those who have any form of attraction to or desire to have a relationship with an instrument

Instrumentix

An objectix term for those who have any form of attraction to or desire to have a relationship with an instrument without believing it is sentient

Anyone can use either term, do what works for you. Feel free to fix the flags cause I know they don't look great, feel free to reblog and tag any tags I missed I don't know what I'm doing

The only person I know to tag is @absolutely0bjectum

[dr-049]

”I can’t be Objectum!! That’s weird!”

says the girl who pretended to be on a date with his moms stuffed animal.

says the girl who got a crush on their omas stuffed tiger.

says the girl WHO LITERALLY HAD A 6 YEAR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH A PLUSHY… ((like I’m not even kidding my mom got a full outfit for him))

says the girl who has trouble throwing away beeps trash because beep feels bad getting rid of them.

says the girl who made an entire post asking if blankets could feel when you’re cuddling with them.

says the girl who felt bad cracking open a rock to find a crystal in it.

says the girl who didn’t want to replace 4s tablet with a newer one because 4 has known her for so long.

says the girl who-

[ethernetenjoyer]

art of some of my objectum ocs! because why not

🤖 q [they/it] and cimon

🐸🎸 marco [he/they] and cassandra [it/she]

💾 apricot [they/any] and ber²y [he/it/any]

[smash-or-pass-objects]

[smashorpassobjects2]

[objectappreciation]

i see organs and start vibrating violently

[objects-i-find-cute]

Roland SYSTEM-8 PLUG-OUT Synthesizer

[lousylemonseminar]

My viola has felt very wet recently and I hope that means I’m plucking her good

[xxhumancentipedexx]

trumpet and also one other brass instrument i forgoet the name of images i found on pinterest

[nyaandoll]

did i ever say im dating like, 2 instruments

my keylimba n clarinet ♡︎♡︎

[dr-049]

RAHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My love my darling my everything my honey pie my dear my-

[emmetcomputer]

new friend

named him dennis

they will be figured out later when i can set up the software but for now i give it a nice tippity tap on the keys

[smash-or-pass-objects]

[smashorpassobjects2]

[objects-i-find-cute]

Keytar

[skinrubberized]

realization

i'm objectum for bass guitars. ive known this since i was in my mid teens and i back then i was the music equivalent of a "film bro", one of those "I'm not like other teens. I listen to 60s-70s classic rock." types. (grew outta that way of thinking, thank god lmao, but still like older stuff on occasion. and still proud of my weird music taste honestly 8) )

and i just didn't wanna think about it. i did know it was weird. i didn't wanna think about how weird it was.

but the very specific liking of the instrument has remained. not just the basslines, the thing that makes those basslines. i was watching a bass cover of ænima by t∞l (not new to me- seen it before + loved the song already) and i really just realised how purely, absolutely sexy it is. watching the bass be played does for me what watching poɾn does for normal people.

i still own about* 5 bass guitars and even when i was younger i had thoughts like: 'Wow 😳👉👈 i wish u were a person' when looking at them. WELL NOW I KNOW WHY.

*''about'' because theyre in storage + i have bad memory.. but my joints are fucked and i cant move my hands like i used to. would love to play again. maybe i could work up to it. for them.